Chapter 78 Shu Tong said that he wanted to attack the emperor, but he regretted that he would lose the bet
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"If Sister Xu continues like this, she will offend others, I will sue her so that she will not become the target of public criticism, do you say that it is wrong for me to do this? Why are you holding me back? โ
Jian Shui said coldly: "The little master is warm-hearted, and people may not receive your kindness." โ
"Why?"
"Then I have to ask the Queen Mother, why didn't the Queen Mother say it herself, but asked the little master to find Xu Meiren, didn't the little master think about the stakes? Xu Meiren is now the person on the tip of the emperor's heart, you have the courage to say these words, it is like asking others to take out the gold in their warehouses and divide it, will others be willing? โ
Li Tong said: "Since there is a lot of money, what is there to distinguish people?" โ
"That's what the little lord meant, but it's not Xu Meiren. Even if you have a lot of money, what is there if you don't give it to others? Giving to others is called generosity, and it is affection. Not giving to others is not called stinginess, that is called duty. Now that Xu Meiren has the emperor, it is like having countless wealth, it is her duty not to share it with others, why is she wrong, she needs to be reminded by the little master? The little lord thought again, if this is really a good thing, why didn't others speak first? With such benefits, why didn't the Queen Mother speak, and asked the little master to speak. โ
Li Tong was shocked and said, "You mean that the Queen Mother wants to treat me as a pioneer?" โ
"It's good that the little master understands."
Li Tong was greatly frustrated, and the people in the palace were too capable of tossing, she was so frightened that she was sweating, and hurriedly asked the water cut, "Then what should I do?" โ
"The little master should learn from the queen, come to a retreat."
Li Tong thought that she couldn't wander around, which was really boring, but she still wanted to live, so she could only be bored, and sighed: "I have no chance with the emperor after all." โ
Jian Shui said with a smile: "Living naturally gives birth to opportunities, what is the little master anxious about." As the saying goes: the last laugh is the happiest laugh! If you look at the queen, you will understand everything. โ
Since then, the door of Li Tongyuan has been closed, and he no longer walks to Huichun Garden.
In the Rejuvenation Garden, Xu Shutong was lying on the chaise longue. Qiu Ci was peeling the apple peel for her, and the apple peel hung down little by little with the thin blade.
Cun Xi came in from outside, Xu Shutong didn't even raise his eyelids, and when he heard footsteps approaching, he said, "You're back, how are you inquiring about things?" โ
Cun Xi replied: "Sure enough, as the little lord expected, the Queen Mother called Li Meiren over, wanting to provoke discord between you." I just don't know what Li Meiren will do? โ
"Then wait and see."
It's just that since then, Li Tong seems to have disappeared out of thin air, and he will never return to Chunyuan again. A few days ago, she was extra diligent, and her heart was full of questions, but Xu Shutong smiled, it seems that Li Tong is not a stupid person, even if she is a stupid person, how many brushes do the people around her have, cut water? She remembered! Xu Shutong got the report of eyeliner and threw something behind him, but the palace maid caught it steadily, but it was a piece of gold.
"In the future, if there is any situation in Yuanyangyuan, report to me in time."
"Yes." The maid of the palace was rewarded and went away happily.
At this time, Cun Xi walked out from behind the tree, "Little master, what are we going to do next?" โ
What to do? She hadn't thought of it yet.
"Ahh Xue Yinong came in from outside, her face was covered with sweat, while fanning her tanned red face with her hand, turning her head to find tea on the table to drink, Xu Shutong appeared in front of her.
"What is the emperor looking for?"
She came in from outside the door with her skirt in hand, and looked at Xue Yi's sweaty face, which kept dripping from her forehead to her neck, and even her collar was wet.
Xue Yinong pulled the collar with one hand to breathe the wind, and said, "I'm thirsty, I want to drink water." โ
Xu Shutong instructed Cun Xi to boil water, but he asked her, "What did the emperor do, and he was sweating?" โ
"Oh, it's nothing, just go to the Imperial Forest Army, urge them to train the soldiers, you can't sit comfortably by yourself, let them tan outside in the dark black, the soldiers are better to bring by themselves, otherwise in the future, I only know that there is a boss, I don't know that there is me, in case of a mutiny, wouldn't it be troublesome for me, it is better to form some friendship with them at this time." And with me here, I can not only play a supervisory role, but also let myself really understand their situation. โ
Xue Yinong looked at it again and said strangely: "I don't know if it's my illusion, Li Meiren doesn't seem to have come over for a few days." โ
"People can't come, they must have their own business. It's because the emperor is very interested in Li Meiren! โ
Xue Yinong knew that she was thinking too much, and said, "I just think she has a cheerful personality, and it's not bad to chat with her." "She didn't mean anything else.
Of course Xu Shutong knew, she said: "The emperor doesn't mean anything else, maybe someone else has?" Looks like I'm going to have to keep an eye on you! Her hand was cold, and when she touched Xue Yinong's face, Xue Yinong suddenly felt a lot more comfortable.
Xue Yinong also held her hand, as a cooling thing, and asked her to stick a stick on her left face and a stick on her right face, not avoiding intimacy at all.
Xu Shutong couldn't help but smile when he saw her such a move. reached out and entered her collar, and the palm of his hand slid down from her shoulders, loosening Xue Yinong's clothes, revealing her emaciated snow-white shoulders.
"Shutong......" Xue Yinong didn't understand what Xu Shutong wanted to do, her eyes, as Xu Shutong's actions kept turning, and she saw Xu Shutong approaching her, her lips on her shoulder, and a small peck. Xue Yinong was a little nervous, and kept swallowing saliva, her throat rolling, but soon there was a soft tip of her tongue sweeping over it, all the way to her chin. "Dredging, sweating."
Xu Shutong looked at her with a smile, her eyes were like a dark night, and they were full of stars, twinkling and twinkling.
In Xu Shutong's mind, some pictures floated by, it was when she was very young, her father always showed his arms to chop wood, she watched her father raise the axe, and then split the firewood from top to bottom, her father's back was always so broad, and the sweat on it flowed down.
She and her sister Shuying often hid behind the water tank to peek at their father.
At this moment, Xue Yinong has an unspeakable temptation/confusion for her, of course, this kind of fun, she is inconvenient to say in front of Xue Yinong, Xu Shutong's heart has a faint warmth, and the smile on the corner of her mouth is even stronger, she asked Xue Yinong, "Does the emperor want to drink water?" โ
"Hmm." She felt thirstier than ever.
Xu Shutong giggled, and the next moment he kissed Xue Yinong's lips, Xue Yinong was surprised for a moment, and understood what Xu Shuntong's 'water' was, and couldn't help but hug her waist tightly and absorb water.
I burned the tea and entered the door, and when I walked to the door, I was about to speak, and when I saw the two kissing together, I had to swallow all the words in my throat. She held the teapot to block her view, but she couldn't resist peeking at it.
Shaking her head and sighing: she only went out for a while, just boiled water, how long did it take, these two people couldn't wait to be like this while she was not in front of her. She was still thinking that she could ask others to do the boiling water, why did Niangniang break her up, but now, she understands everything.
His eyes returned to the two of them, and he stared at Xue Yinong's exposed shoulders for a while, and shouted 'okay' in his heart, still holding the pipa and half-covering his face or something, the most sexy/sensual, and he looked weak, with the beauty of a beautiful boy.
It's just that Xue Yinong hugged Xu Shutong's whole person, and the beauty of this kind of power made the eyes of Cun Xi like two copper plates, constantly rolling.
The mind is completely conquered.
She held the teapot with both hands to make a gesture of worship, and the emperor really didn't make a sound, and it was a blockbuster. felt that the strength of the whole person had been taken away, and she, a spectator, was about to be poisoned, but she hadn't finished sighing yet, Xue Yinong hugged Xu Shutong tightly, constantly wheezing, and there was no further movement.
Why did you suddenly stop working?
I wanted to ask, but Xu Shutong also asked, "Does the emperor like me?" โ
"No, I just sweated a lot and my body stinks."
Xu Shutong knew that this was Xue Yinong's excuse, what kind of sweating, she just loved sweating! Otherwise, if you are sick all day long, there is a hairy use! She seemed to believe this reason, "Then next time, next time I will eat the emperor." "Don't push back any more, Xu Shutong made an appointment.
Xue Yinong's whole face turned red when she was said, shouldn't she say this sentence, it's just a matter of how to eat, she hasn't been able to find the cheats. The book was secretly flipped through, and the medical book was also read by reading, no! Did these ancients all eat vegetarians and have not studied them?
Xu Shutong gathered her clothes for Xue Yi, she didn't want others to see it generously.
At this time, Cun Xi coughed and began to brush the zร i sense. "Your Majesty, little master, the tea is here." She approached the table, picked up two teacups, poured two half cups, handed them to the two, and the two drank before she said, "Your Majesty, the weather is so hot today, you really need to take a bath to cool off." โ
Xue Yinong said honestly, his body was sweaty, and he really wanted to take a bath, but Xu Shutong knew what he was talking about, and said with disgust: "You talk a lot of nonsense, and you don't add water to the emperor." โ
Xue Yi drank a few bowls of pain and went to take a bath.
There are two people left in the house, and it's a pity that there is still a chatterbox to hide. "Niangniang, this is planning to gnaw the emperor? The emperor is really good. "It's a pity to show the expression of yearning, this body, this skin, this strength, a mess." It's just that the slave doesn't understand, what is the emperor still holding back at this time? "Isn't it okay? She almost thought that the emperor would press the mother on the table, but what is the problem of sudden brakes?
"You ask me why, and I ask you more. I've been studying cheats for a long time, and I've been drawing for a long time, have you sent them out? Send me whatever version it is. As soon as she looked at Xue Yinong's situation, she knew that it was a lack of knowledge and a lack of confidence, didn't she secretly get it done.
"Why bother like this, wouldn't it be interesting for you to read it directly with the emperor?" Take it for granted.
"Interesting you are big, where do you let the emperor's face go like this, saying that she doesn't even understand this kind of thing, and I, if I let her know that I study this all day long, and I am better than her, what will she think of me? The beautiful image that I have built up with great difficulty, do you want it anymore? โ
Xu Shutong is about to knock on the table, why don't you even open up your pity, is it because Xue Yinong is sluggish.
It's a pity that I understand, but some of the words are also confused. When does her mother care about what others say, what image she cares about, and what image does her mother want to establish? "Niangniang, what kind of virtuous lady do you want to play?"
"It doesn't matter what kind of lady it is, it just can't be the same as it used to be." In the past, with the image, he needed to be red-faced, and finally gave Xue Qingyi his life, and his reputation was also a mess, but now that he is with his sweetheart, he still breaks the jar like that, how can this work? In front of Xue Yinong, she has always been a very decent, pure, and kind woman.
It's just expensive, virtuous, virtuous, and ladylike.
It's the perfect companion for a home trip. Of course, this kind of shameless words can't be said in front of pity, lest she laugh at herself.
"Anyway, you can find a way to send those pamphlets we got over, give them to Luo Yan, and then do the work of Luo Yan, and let her hand them over to the emperor. I believe you will be able to handle the matter of the wild goose, if it doesn't make sense, I don't mind if you push her. You know, sometimes a woman's body is more honest than her mouth, and I believe she will obediently listen to you in the future. โ
Cun Xi shouted, "Niangniang, people like to bring handles." โ
"Don't worry, I'll reward you with a few more teapots."
Pity: "...... Is someone's chastity really going to be shattered? "But last time Luo Yan said that she doesn't like women, so this trick is useless.
She will definitely be moved by emotion, know with reason, and fiercely emphasize the importance of letting the emperor read picture books, which is a major event related to the whole country and all mankind! I believe that Miss Luoyan must be well aware of the righteousness, and immediately agreed, and even worked with her to do the best in this kind of thing related to the happiness of all mankind.
was given a task by Xu Shutong, and unfortunately he didn't know what to say except for 'guaranteeing the completion of the task'.
On this day, I packed all the things, loaded them in a small box, and installed a lock on the box to prevent them from being hit halfway, what small boxes were opened, and the things inside fell out and other accidents, and there were a lot of oil paper in the bread to prevent things from falling into the water and being soaked in various accidents.
After finishing the dots, twist Xiaoman's waist and go to find Luoyan. Don't forget to show off your sideburns, after all, a platoon of soldiers passed by just now. The dark face, the facial features like a knife, wearing a suit of armor, holding a spear, is simply handsome, taking off the armor, it must be strong chest muscles, strong abdominal muscles, if you lie on it, rubbing your hands, pounding, there must be a different kind of beauty.
Cun Xi drooled, and hummed quietly, "Whose cat doesn't โกโก, whose girl doesn't smile...... I really want to push the soldiers and brothers, but somehow, everyone's faces in front of me turned into Xue Yinong, "It's better to be the emperor, since I saw the emperor, the lovers in my dream are all emperors, so shy." โ
Walking, committing nymphomaniac, the Splendid Palace will also arrive. No one stopped her when she entered, and someone greeted her, "Why is Sister Cunxi free to come over?" โ
"Looking for Luoyan, is she there?"
"In the house, the emperor has just gone to bathe, and Miss Luoyan is cleaning up her things."
Yes, it's great. "I was looking for her." Following the point, she went to find the wild goose. Seeing that the door was open, Cun Xi coughed twice deliberately, "Luoyan, my sister has come to see you, huh?" โ
As soon as I heard the voice of pity, the goose's goose goose goose goose It's a pity that every time I come, there's nothing good, so I really don't want to agree. She put down what she was holding and came over, "What advice do you have here?" She saw that the box in her hand was very tight. Although she has curiosity, her intuition tells her that curiosity kills people. Luo Yan tried his best to make himself very cold, so as not to regret and say something messy and shy.
Cun Xi smiled: "What do you say? I have something good for you. She held up the box in her hand, "How about opening it together?" โ
"No need, I have enough things here, I really can't take it anymore......" Luo Yan refused, but she was very tough, because she didn't want to ask her opinion at all, it was just a question, and she came in directly, Luo Yan didn't have anything to do with her, everyone knew her, and it was not good to blast it out directly, although she wanted to do it very much.
"Let's open it first, and then talk about it."
Luo Yan saw that Cun Xi was pretending, opened the lock, and poked her head to look there, but was caught by Cun Xi, so she had to come over and take a look. I saw that I opened many layers of oiled paper, only to see what was inside, as expected, it was a booklet, and I didn't need to look at it to know what was inside.
She could only say in her heart: "Here we go again!" โ
"The new version of the story is easy to understand, if you don't like it, you can recommend it to the emperor."
also asked her to recommend it to the emperor, did she dislike that her head was too tight on her neck. "How does the emperor think of this kind of thing, it's really insulting."
Cun Xi smiled coldly, "How do you know that the emperor doesn't like it, I remember that there used to be a booklet, the emperor read it and said that the painting was good, don't use your vulgar appreciation to evaluate the emperor's high level, you only see men and women, the emperor may be able to see something else, such as the story, the style of painting, the technique, and it is reasonable to save zร i." And the emperor is so old, it is a matter of time before he spoils the concubine, you want him to touch the dark, let others laugh at it, even if others don't laugh, won't the emperor feel inferior, he is the emperor, if such a simple thing is not done well, it will hurt the self-esteem of a man. โ
What Cun Xi said naturally makes sense, but what Luo Yan thinks is: The emperor is a woman, and this kind of favor will not happen.
It was a pity to see that the wild goose was indifferent, so she had to provoke her.
"Why don't I make a bet with you, do you dare?"
"Bet on what?"
"I bet the emperor will see it, and if I win, you will wash my pants for a month. Of course, if I lose, I'll be responsible for finding you a partner. "In the eyes of Cunxi, this is very cost-effective.
In Luo Yan's opinion, the emperor would never look at such vulgar and ruin things, so she won! When the time comes, you can also punish it well.
"Good!"
The two of them wanted to act, but they were worried that the people around Xue Yinong were coming and going, and others found out that the emperor was looking at this kind of thing, and they were afraid that it would have an impact on the emperor's image of being wise and martial, so after discussing it, the two decided to tear off the cover of the book that Xue Yinong often reads, and change the content inside. The two of them made it very finely, and they also glued it with batter and put it in the place where Xue Yinong often reads.
After you do it, clean up the scene. The two found a place to hide until Xue Yinong came back from bathing.
After Xue Yinong came back, she shouted a few times, "Luo Yan ......" Before she went out, she heard Luo Yan say that she wanted to clean up her things, and it was the same as if she hadn't cleaned up in this house, what were you doing. She dried her hair and sat down to rest, grabbing a book in her hand.
Seeing it in the dark, both of them were extremely nervous, their heads were squeezed, and their attention was all on Xue Yinong's movements. Standing behind Luo Yan, the whole hand was on Luo Yan's shoulder, first still on it, and then because he was too looking forward to it, too nervous, he almost pinched her shoulders tightly.
Luo Yan cried out in pain and slapped his hands.
The two of them stared wide-eyed to see what was going on.
Xue Yinong flipped through it and found that the contents inside had all changed. I thought I was reading it wrong, but when I turned the cover over, it was indeed the one I often read, what's going on? Xue Yinong called Ren's father-in-law, "Has anyone ever been here?" โ
Ren's father-in-law had just gone to the toilet, and he didn't know much about what was going on here, so he said, "No, the slave has been watching outside, and I haven't seen anyone come in." โ
"Oh, you go out first."
When Ren's father-in-law was asked like this, the monk of the second zhang couldn't touch his head, and he went out after a few words in his mouth.
Xue Yinong couldn't think of anyone who would send this thing for a while, couldn't it be Lin Honglian? She had asked Lin Honglian before, but Lin Honglian didn't have much experience, asking someone who had never been in love was just nonsense, and she was not good at asking others, so she didn't have any actual action after grinding and chirping for a long time, the beauty was in her arms, her heartbeat was almost more than one hundred and eighteen, and she was still pretending to be calm there.
With the book in his hand, Xue Yinong looked around, and when he saw that no one was paying attention, he quickly flipped it up, this is the female version, the painting style is romantic and fresh, the coloring is very elegant, and it doesn't feel vulgar when it looks like it, although the content is popular, Xue Yinong can't help but read it a few more times.
There seems to be a person in the world who can paint such a custom and paint it so beautifully, if she remembers it well, that person should be called Shin Yunfu.
She read it carefully several times, memorized all the techniques, and read the annotations several times, which is also a rare physical and mental experience.
And Luo Yan couldn't believe it, but she almost laughed out loud. Luo Yan couldn't believe that the emperor couldn't put it down, how did she know that Xue Yi was suffering from no one to teach, and was very bored.
Looking at the handwriting again, I seem to have seen it somewhere.
couldn't help laughing, she remembered that Luo Yan once had a booklet in her hand, and it fell into her hand, and there was such a delicate little block on it, wasn't this written by Xu Shutong?
For her own sake, she really took great pains.
I couldn't help but feel a burst of sweetness in my heart, closed the album, put it aside, and got up and walked out.
When Cun Xi and Luo Yan saw her leave, the two came out. After standing for a long time, both feet were numb and couldn't walk, so they supported each other and stomped their feet several times before they were somewhat relieved.
Cun Xi asked, "What did I say?" โ
Luo Yan was willing to gamble and lose, but he also complained a little in his mouth, "I didn't expect the emperor to be such a person." "I feel a little lost because I missaw it.
Cun Xi explained on the spot, "You don't think that he is a bad person because the emperor has seen this, the level of character does not explain anything, it depends on what he sees these doing, if it is absurd/lewd, it will naturally be โกโก, if it is for the sake of love, this is different, if you are afraid of these things in your heart, you are afraid of loving more than anyone else, just like that is like a moral master, with a splendid article in his mouth, but a man/thief/woman/prostitute in his stomach, according to my meaning, our emperor is healthy, and his heart is also very healthy, upright, what's wrong?" Besides, it is a great blessing for husband and wife to be harmonious, to have a happy family, and to promote oneself and others. โ