217. Beauty and bag adjustment, motherly funny
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After Li Tong left, Xue Yinong took the paper to write and draw, marked with a lot of Arabic numerals, filled in the week, and dotted it with his hand, "There are more than 70 days, every day I have to live like a year, but one day later, one day less." Putting the paper over his face and sighing, "Oh my God! She was craned her neck when someone suddenly appeared behind her and took the paper covering her face, and looked at the numbers, and she really didn't know what it was. Xue Yinong tilted his head and looked at her, "Shutong, you're here." ”
"yes, what did you write?"
"Time."
"What do you do with writing time?"
Xue Yinong said: "It's nothing, I'm thinking about how many days I can open meat." ”
"The small kitchen is not harsh on your food, don't you have meat every day?" Xu Shutong glanced at Xue Yinong, and saw her looking at her with her mouth open, and immediately understood what she meant by 'opening meat', which had nothing to do with the kitchen, and had something to do with herself. Covered the paper in his hand on her face, trying to hide her embarrassment, "What are you thinking, it's still daylight!" ”
"So, I'm daydreaming. Dredging, when did you come? Didn't hear your footsteps, ghost-possessed? ”
"It's early, see how serious you are writing, don't dare to disturb, how do you know that you are writing something informal, you should know that it is better to squeak early."
"Come less, you're serious again." Xue Yinong reached out and grabbed the hem of Xu Shutong's clothes, "Don't go!" Chat with me, it's good to be able to talk to you to satisfy your cravings! ”
Xu Shutong mentioned playing chess, and Xue Yinong happened to have momentum, and the two of them set up a position and played backgammon. After a long time, Xu Shutong was frantically blocked, Xue Yi was so thick that he was still patient, grinding slowly, Xu Shutong urged her, "Hurry up, I'll wait for the flowers." After urging again and again, Xue Yinong just fell down, Xu Shutong got down, and he was about to start urging again, he was a little impatient with Xue Yinong's grinding, hugged the three stays a few times, read a book again, sat there and folded his legs, and looked at Xue Yinong with his face in his hands.
After Xue Yinong fell, he glanced at her and saw Xu Shutong staring at her in a daze. "Shutong, it's your turn."
"Oh." Xu Shutong lazily took one from the box and put it down, and when he saw it, he looked at it, wow, the situation was not good. She suddenly laughed, "Yinong." ”
"What?"
"I heard that you made the Protector Marquis the leader, but you didn't think that if you continue like this, the queen may complain about you?"
"What do you blame me?"
Xu Shutong blinked his eyes, "You don't understand this?" ”
"Are you saying that Wushang has no time to accompany the queen, what is this, normal work, don't women like their lovers and have careers, how good is this, Wushang now has a foothold in front of the goddess."
"What status can you have, you are about to become a cute pet."
"Cute pet?"
"It's some kind of critter. It's not easy to love someone, especially when I see Yan Meiren like this, I break my heart. ”
Xue Yinong said: "You are crossing the line and meddling, what are you worried about?" ”
"Of course, it's the heart of the idle bird, think about it, isn't there a saying that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry. I'm a bystander, of course I'm in a hurry, she won't chase the queen anymore......"
"How?"
"I'm going to be the driving force behind the scenes, it's too much, I can't worry about not taking in a rival like the queen, sitting on my back!"
Xue Yinong didn't bother, anyway, Xu Shutong had nothing to do, and he liked his imaginary rival the most.
"Let's play chess!"
Xu Shutong looked at the chessboard, wow, lean, no matter how you come down, there is no winner, it's so annoying. "You think the queen won't go over to her?"
"I don't need to."
"Don't say it so surely, lovesickness is hard."
"You think everyone is like you."
"What's wrong with me?"
"Not as bold as you."
Xu Shutong fell into the chair, "Poor queen, from now on, I have to endure lovesickness, and the resentful woman's energy is the most amazing!" Did Li Tong come just now? I seem to see her. ”
"Her father was sick and came to ask for leave to come back to visit."
"Just to demote him?"
"The main reason should be this."
"Pretend to be sick! These ministers know to threaten you with this trick, don't compromise, hold on, this is a game, and whoever wins and who loses will be very different. She was talking and interrupting, while thinking about how to play chess, Xue Yinong's chess play is much more standard than before, looking forward and looking ahead, she can win, she gives up not winning, can't win, and is not self-motivated. This time it was a bit of a killing decision, which made her suffer many times, whether she had grown in chess or regressed.
Xu Shutong stood up suddenly, snapped his hands on both sides of the chessboard, and looked at Xue Yinong with his eyes. Xue Yinong thought she was going to flip the chessboard, "What's wrong?" ”
Xu Shutong hooked the fingers of his right hand and said, "Come here, I have something to say to you." ”
"Whatever you say, say."
"You come over first, I'm going to whisper."
Xue Yinong stood up, leaned over and said, "Say." ”
Xu Shutong kissed her on the mouth, "That's it." ”
"Really?" Xue Yinong said: "Forget it if you hook someone?" Kissed fiercely in the direction, and the lips of the two were entwined until Xu Shutong raised his hand in surrender, "What are you doing?" It's not good. ”
"No, it's because I'm not angry enough."
Xu Shutong pretended to roll his eyes, sat back on the chair, touched his chest a few times, and said sternly: "Play chess!" ”
Xue Yinong looked at it, "That's not right! What about my chess just now, I remember that I was going to win. ”
"You're wrong."
"I won't ......" Xue Yinong Huo Ran understood that Xu Shutong was a ghost just now. She said to play chess well, why should she talk to her suddenly, the purpose is not simple.
"What kind of look you have, as if you're saying I'm cheating. I was kissed like that by you just now, I have no time to be distracted, how can I have that trick of grafting, I want to really do it, I have your surname. Xu Shutong was secretly happy in his heart, after this chess, Xu Shutong killed all directions, it was really wonderful, sitting on the chair and kicking his legs, laughing. She leaned over, rested her hand on the edge of the board, and asked, "Do you know how I won?" In order to win, I used two strategies, the beauty plan and the package plan. ”
"I'll just say you're cheating."
"Do you have proof? I call this winning on the sidelines, and outside the chessboard is the real battlefield, regardless of chess skills, how? Now sue you, can you be convinced? ”
Xue Yinong said: "Serve." ”
"Duplicity."
"Really, winning or losing is small, Shutong is happy, as long as you are happy, you are willing to lose a hundred times. As long as you don't lose elsewhere, after all, if you lose, your head will fall to the ground. ”
"Okay, let's have another game, this time I'm going to win with dignity, say, when I win, what are you going to reward me?"
"Would you like to kiss you for an hour?"
Xu Shutong glanced at her, "Why do you always want to take advantage of me." ”
"Otherwise, who do you want to take advantage of?"
"You're coming, you're going." The two of them put the chessboard back and took a few steps. Luo Yan knocked on the door.
Xue Yinong turned his head and said, "Come in, what's the matter?" ”
"Back to the emperor, Chief Li knelt outside the palace gate."
"What does he want to do?"
"The slave maid has asked, he hopes to ask for guilt on behalf of his father, and hopes that the emperor will forgive."
Xue Yinong put the chess pieces in his hand back into the box. "Is he asking me, or is he threatening me?"
Luo Yan said: "The slave doesn't know. ”
"Since his knees like to kneel, let him kneel, if he can't hold on, he will naturally go back. Dredging, let's continue to play chess. ”
When it was time for lunch, Xue Yinong asked again, "Did he go back?" ”
Luo Yan replied: "No, I'm still kneeling outside!" ”
"He's not afraid of hunger? Then keep kneeling, maybe your legs hurt, and your head will be clear. ”
In the afternoon, it was raining outside, and Xue Yinong stood at the door to watch the rain. Xu Shutong hugged her from behind, "What are you thinking?" ”
Xue Yinong patted her hand, "I'm fine." ”
"Are you worried that he won't be able to stand it?"
"The person who is against me, what do I have to worry about, he threatens me in this way, I just want to say, I am not threatened, it is a big deal to bear the reputation of a faint king, I don't care so much about reputation, see what he can do with me."
Xu Shutong sneered, "I know, but you are you after all, so you have different hearts, at least you are not hard-hearted, it's just that they can't understand your good, some stupid guys." can't let go of their status so much, and they still don't understand it when they live to this age, which shows how attractive these things are to them. If you agree with Li Lin's proposal, then in the future, there will be more people who are open-mouthed, and if they make mistakes, as long as someone is guilty, as soon as this precedent is opened, how much trouble will there be in the future, take a guard chief to exchange for a general, and make our emperor suffer, this wishful thinking is extremely stupid. ”
"Then drive him away, Falling Goose! Here you go! ”
Luo Yan came over and said, "Your Majesty, you say." ”
"Go warn Li Lin, don't leave, be careful and ask the guards to throw him out! Don't come to the palace on an errand in the future, people who can't tell the situation, I don't care about one less, sue him, he is not irreplaceable, I want to find a loyal and strong martial arts person, there are many people in the world, don't be pampered and arrogant. Come again, you go to the General's Mansion and tell them about the situation here, so that they can figure out whether they should continue to be sick or not. persuaded Li Lin to let the Li family come. ”
Xu Shutong knew that Xue Yinong was going to give Li Lin a way out, so he just pursed his lips and smiled.
Xue Yinong turned around and said, "What are you laughing at?" ”
"It's nothing, I just think you're cute."
Xue Yinong hooked her chin with his hand and said, "You are the same, you don't need your chest to take over." ”
"What?"
Xue Yinong leaned her face into Xu Shutong's arms, and Xu Shutong exhaled, just startling her. hugged Xue Yinong in his arms and coaxed her: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Yinong is the best." ”
"There are more than seventy days left."
"What?"
"Don't sue you, hehe."
Xu Shutong suddenly figured it out, her face was slightly hot, what, she said something to make her shy in broad daylight. Xu Shutong wanted to pinch Xue Yi strongly, and felt sweet, and it always made people happy to be remembered.
Let's say that after the wild goose went, he walked to the front of the Splendid Palace and said to Li Lin: "Chief of the guard, don't kneel, the emperor has a decree, you go back!" "The wild goose held an umbrella and rolled her eyes, what kind of brains is this, it's raining heavily, your clothes are soaked, what if you catch a cold.
"I don't want it, if the emperor doesn't agree for a day, I won't go back for a day."
"Brute bull, it's unreasonable, you can kneel to death. Hum! "The wild goose went, asked for a horse to come, and went out of the palace first. On a rainy day, wearing a lily coat is extremely inconvenient, but what can be done. Some people are stubborn and cause her to suffer. When she arrived at the General's Mansion and saw that the plaque had been taken down, she stepped forward and picked up the iron ring and knocked heavily on the door a few times. "The emperor has an order, come here!" After shouting for a long time, no one paid attention to it at all.