After dinner, everyone in the tribe finished painting their own stone bowl as fast as they could, and then they swarmed around the open space at the entrance of the cave.

Because of the sudden increase in the number of people, there are no longer so many people in the cave to carry out any large-scale activities.

Therefore, for the first large-scale live blind date show in the primitive era, the venue could only be placed in a more spacious open space.

Not to mention, the moonlight is bright tonight, and the temperature is very good.

is simply destined to make this large-scale blind date show have a perfect start.

"Hey, hey~ Everyone pay attention, you can't make a loud noise at will, adults must take care of their little cubs; tonight's matter is very important, which little cub dares to run blindly, just whip them hard. ”

Holding a half-old electric horn in his hand, Song Yong first tried two tones.

After he found out that there was no problem with the second-hand electric horn in his hand, he began to talk about it.

In fact, he didn't need to stress so much about on-site discipline when a group of primitive natives discovered that their leader, Brother Yong, was able to make such a loud noise through the strange witchcraft in his hand.

They were completely stunned at that time, and their hearts were full of unaware of the Ming Li, and no one dared to make a little more noise.

And in the early Song Yong's hands, the reason why such a thing appeared, in fact, there was no need to make a fuss.

The main reason is that he has long been thinking in the modern plane: although he is a complete parallel witch, no matter what, he is also one of the only two witches in the entire southwest region of Rainozawa!

On such an important occasion as the Shangsi Festival, wouldn't he, the only big man, need to come to the stage and make a speech for the primitive people and natives of various tribes?

At that time, he will shout loudly on a huge occasion that is said to have tens of thousands of people.

Not to mention whether so many people could hear clearly what was being shouted from his mouth, the image of shouting at the top of his voice was stupid enough to just think about it.

So, the electric horn has to have one.

For this reason, when Song Yong went to the two-dollar store to buy things again, he added a little money, bought this electric horn that he didn't know how many hands he had, and brought it to the primitive era plane together......

Seeing that under his command, the natives immediately quieted down, and Song Yong felt very satisfied with his great prestige.

Because I don't know how long today's blind date will be busy.

Song Yong then put away the smug emotions in his heart and immediately started tonight's groundbreaking first blind date show.

His face suddenly became serious, and he put the electric horn to his mouth again, and shouted in a decent manner: "Now, twenty-seven beauties are invited to play." ”

After saying that, the goods took the lead in applauding.

Then, the huge applause became louder and louder with the applause of the melon-eating crowd, and it was also in this applause that twenty-seven little widows, who had already been instructed, lined up and walked out of the crowd one by one.

It can be seen that these twenty-seven little widows are deliberately dressed up.

Needless to say, the basic operations of washing hair and face are naturally not much to say, and in terms of personal dress, they have also worn their best animal skins, trying to show their greatest charm.

The beauty-loving nature of women comrades can certainly be understood by Song Yong, who comes from the modern plane.

The problem is that looking at at least one-third of these blind date widows have big bellies, he has an indescribable strange feeling in his heart: what a sin!

Soon, the twenty-seven young widows, dressed in new clothes, stood in a semicircle facing the entrance of the cave.

After forcibly suppressing those extremely strange emotions in his heart, Song Yong, who seized the time to carry out the activity, continued to preside over the activity.

In his plan, the process of the key activity is completely plagiarized from 'what do you not disturb', which is naturally impossible.

So when will it take to get the dozen or so singles done, so according to the actual situation of the plane in the primitive era, it is only right to make appropriate streamlining.

So, this product quickly came to a sentence:

"Now, our first male guest, a handsome young man, has no teeth to play. ”

After finishing speaking, the product pressed the button of the loud speaker at hand, and in the exclusive music "Can You Feel It" in the song "Do Not Disturb" male guests, the toothless product strode out of the cave.

Yes, that's absolutely right!

In the USB flash drive given by the owner of the electrical appliance shop, among the thousands of songs, there is even such magical music.

Not to mention, in the midst of such an exclusive BGM, the toothless product has stepped out of a rather extraordinary momentum under the big stride.

Of course, if it weren't for the nervousness, the same step of the same hand that this thing walked out, then everything would have seemed more perfect.

Toothless with hands raised, chest up, and bright red leggings.

Like a proud rooster, he completely stood still outside the hole.

Even, as if he had no teacher, he learned to pull a little of the animal skin on his chest, and let his pectoralis muscles, which were as hard as rocks, loom in front of twenty-seven little widows.

It's a good performance of no teeth.,After nodding his head approvingly.。

According to the process seen on the TV, Song Yong began to say to Toothless:

"Male guest, now please introduce your own strengths, as well as personal information, please note, according to your introduction, the female guests who are interested in you will continue to stay in the venue, and if they are not interested, they will leave, and you can only choose one of the female guests who stay, as your mother-in-law. ”

Maybe it's the term specialty.,It's a little new for toothless and others.。

After hearing this, a very confused expression appeared on the toothless face.

A minute later, with a very smug expression, he shouted loudly: "Report Brother Yong and the female guests, my arm is special, and there are many wild fruits that others have to jump up to pick, I just raise my hand." ”

"I'll go! Under this strange answer, poor Song Yong's head was full of black lines.

The little widow and the melon-eating crowd present immediately laughed loudly.

Then, in a fit of rage, Song Yong raised the electric horn in his hand and roared at the poor toothless ear:

"Sand sculpture! I mean let you tell me what you are good at, otherwise, why do these female guests fall in love with you, it's really because of your special hand expertise~"

My ears were a little numb from the shock, but I finally understood the situation without teeth.

After rubbing his ears for a while, he began to introduce himself again:

"Report to Brother Yong and the female guests, my specialty is the ability to share bicycles, and the whole tribe, only a few people can use that kind of magic formula. ”

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the little widows who were still snickering immediately lit up.

According to the rules that Brother Yong told them in advance, if you don't look toothless, you can choose to quit the venue now, and wait for the next male guest to appear, and then you will play again.

But at this time, their feet were like nails, and no one had any intention of moving their feet.

The meaning of the representation is already self-evident, that is to say, the toothless thing, with such a specialty of riding a bicycle, has completely conquered twenty-seven little widows.

Then, under the watchful eyes of more than 200 melon-eating people, the final initiative was handed over to the toothless hands, and the twenty-seventh little widow who stayed in the scene, he could take one away at will.

In such a situation, the toothless goods took a few steps forward and directly took Yuzu's hand.

That is, the little widow who was pregnant for several months after the caravan set off for the first time, and was hired by the Cangyan tribe,

At the same time, her belly was also the most obvious among the little widows present......