76 Chapter 76
Xia Chengze's martial arts master, the white-bearded old man, surnamed Hu, is seventy years old this year, and in this ancient life of seventy years, he ran ten kilometers in one breath and still did not shake his legs, urinated frequently, and ate hemp.
Master Hu once married, but unfortunately his life was not good, his wife died during childbirth, and one corpse and two lives. The sad Master Hu felt that he would never love again, so he raised many orphans as adopted sons to send himself to the end of his life. Master Hu has good vision and good luck, and the adopted sons he picked are all talented and filial, especially the youngest adopted son, who doesn't plan to break into the rivers and lakes with a bone chopping knife, and is determined to participate in the imperial examination! Master Hu has always respected his son's ideals, the youngest son can read, born beautiful, Master Hu heard that people who are born beautiful are very easy to take the flower test (fog), so after seeing the appearance of the imperial examination for two consecutive years, Master Hu, who has the confidence of the fan, feels that the younger son is the future Tanhua Lang, and the son of Lao Tzu will definitely win three streets for you!
However, things did not go well, one day Master Hu found that his son's neck was almost bigger than his head, and his appearance plummeted! My handsome son...... Master Hu howled for a long time, fortunately, he has a status in the rivers and lakes, and naturally there is no shortage of money and connections, but every doctor tactfully told him that he would not die if his neck was thick, but he was not very handsome, so don't toss!
How can you do it without tossing, which Tanhualang is ugly! In the end, the youngest son planned to rely on his talent to eat without his face in this life, and his adoptive father still tossed endlessly, but the result was really tossed out the effect, after forcing his son to eat three carts of kelp, the younger son finally became a handsome son again!
Master Hu was relieved that his family's Xiaolang Tanhualang's throne was finally saved. Master Hu is a person who must repay his kindness, and the kindness of the person who discovered the effect of kelp must be repaid, so he went to inquire about the news. He has a high status in the rivers and lakes, and soon excavated the real benefactor, nibbling on the benefactor's special small dried fish, spicy shrimp and seaweed, and the seafood is better than the river fresh! Master Hu suddenly became obsessed with eating seafood, well, this seafood has to go to the beach, and by the way, he will repay the favor.
This is the reason why Sun's shit luck invited a great god to come to the town's house.
The great god Master Hu was originally absent-mindedly teaching Xia Chengze, and he was full of thoughts about how to hook up with the skeletal Xia girl to practice martial arts, although this baby is a girl, but it is really a good material......
"Master Hu, do you want to eat fried shrimp? The recipe contributed by the big girl, I also added cream to it to ensure that the fragrance of the cream and the sweetness of the shrimp are integrated, but it is delicious. Sydney smiled and came over with the shrimp in her hand.
"Yo, Sydney." Master Hu, whose biggest hobby in life is eating, rushed over with bright eyes, and Xia Chengze, who was standing on the side, couldn't stand still, drooling.
As you bite into the hot shrimp, the rich cream fills your mouth. Master Hu squinted his eyes and was intoxicated, saying that the smartest decision he had ever made in his life was to go to Xia Mansion to repay his kindness, and he had eaten all over the world, but he had never eaten something as delicious as cream, I heard that it was invented by Miss Xia, and I regretted again that Miss Xia couldn't practice martial arts with him.
"Sydney girl, this shrimp is so delicious, by the way, do you want to practice martial arts?" Master Hu's eyes are shining, this Sydney pear is also a good material, and he has the strength to practice martial arts and get twice the result with half the effort.
Xia Chengze, whose mouth was full of fried shrimp, also looked at Sydney with bright eyes, the winter in Haicheng can be cold to death, the moisture brought by the sea breeze is enough to freeze the bones, especially in the morning, it is even colder, he can't sleep too hard, and every morning he gets up from the warm quilt and suffers, I wish there were a few more people to accompany him to suffer.
Sydney, who couldn't understand Xia Chengze's pain at all, and people had to get up early no matter whether it was snow or hail in the sky, thought about it for a while, "Master Hu, do you say that this martial arts practice can be strengthened?" And I can't do it now, I can't carve on tofu, I don't know if you know what first-class knife skills are. "It's good for cooking, whether it's making cakes or mixing cream, and it's a job that few people in the kitchen can do. Sydney, who aspires to be a chef, thinks about how to train first-class knife skills, and wants to be a good chef.
The corners of Master Hu's mouth twitched, this reason for practicing martial arts is very good and powerful, for the first time in his life, he knows that someone practices martial arts in order to make dishes more delicious? But cooking is not bad, and he will definitely be more blessed if he teaches this child martial arts.
Xia Bilei took a look at Sydney, she finally gained weight after raising it for so long, she finally raised it whiter before, and the child at this age is also very cute. It's a pity that she went to the beach every day to find the freshest ingredients, and immediately came back in the dark...... Xia Bilei looked at the black and fat black pear and began to worry, this is more than a circle, Sydney is so good at making and eating, and she may continue to be fat in the future, fat people have no future.
"You go to practice martial arts, you must lose the flesh on your body! This weight loss is really a lifelong career. Xia Bilei thought for a moment and clenched her fists, "I'll also practice with you." "She was enviable when she saw a star in her last life, she was abducted in this life, which is a stain for a lifetime for those who have the intention to find fault, thinking of the dilemma of her sister's marriage in her last life and being retired, Xia Bilei feels that it is okay not to marry in this life, so it doesn't matter if she becomes King Kong Barbie......
The Sun family naturally objected, daughter, this son and daughter of the rivers and lakes who have practiced with big shoulders and round waists will be ruined for a lifetime.
Master Hu hurriedly patted his chest and assured that practicing martial arts would only make the girl's family more and more beautiful, and definitely not uglier.
"Mother, I just thought that if I was more powerful, I wouldn't be abducted by the bad guys, and if I was abducted one day, I would be able to defeat the bad guys and escape." Xia Bilei's face was deep, "There are so many bad people in this world, I will definitely be as beautiful as my mother in the future, but the traffickers who are staring at me are doubled, it's not safe." Thinking of my sister's super good looks in the future, after returning to the capital, my cousins wanted to drug her more than once and lock her up in a room with a man...... Xia Bilei thinks it's safer to train a body of muscles, but if she can't beat the bad guys, at least it makes people feel inferior and jump off the building at first glance: the girls are all six-pack abs, are no one embarrassed to get hard?
Sun looked at his daughter's delicate little face, but no, why do you look so much like me, girl, no, even if you are like your father, you will be as captivating as your father. I'm so sad, why are my daughters so beautiful!
Compared with the threat to her daughter's life when she was struck by lightning, Xia Xianling, who is nothing but a muscular woman, has a high ability to accept it, if her daughter becomes a top master, maybe she will be able to avoid it when she is struck by lightning......
So Xia County's order was finalized, and Xia Bilei happily followed Xiwu. Sun looked at his daughter uneasily, and decided to check it every once in a while, and if he really had a tendency to practice five big and three rough, he immediately called it off.
The white-bearded old man is very happy, the eldest girl has only been practicing for a while and catching up with Xia Chengze, who has been practicing for several days, and it is really a martial arts master! Merely...... Master Hu glanced at Sydney, who was playing with a big knife over there, and then at Xia Bilei, who was running all over the field with a stone lock.
"Big girl, you take it easy, why don't you choose a weapon." Whether it's a knife, a gun, a sword, or a whip, he's very good at it, and if you lift the stone to lock it down, I'm really worried that I won't be able to fulfill my promise to your mother, and it's obvious that growing muscles is a matter of minutes.
Xia Bilei looked at Master Hu seriously, "Master, I've always wanted to be a strange woman who can break boulders!" It's really not good, and it's good to break dozens of green bricks with one punch. ”
What the hell is this! Master Hu's heart was almost broken, what he wanted to teach was that the heroines of the rivers and lakes were not the ones who performed in the rivers and lakes.
"No, big girl, you have to choose a weapon!" Master Hu wiped the sweat from his forehead and said bitterly, "This stone lock can only train a body of strength and muscles, if you really meet a bad guy, it is useless if you can't dodge it no matter how strong you are, don't you say?" ”
It seemed to make sense, Xia Bilei thought for a while and said to Master Hu, "Then find me a hammer, I think this style of painting is more suitable for me." ”
No, I don't think it's appropriate at all...... As long as Master Hu thinks of the cute little Lori holding a big hammer, he can't wait that he has never said that he wants to teach her martial arts. He had a hunch that if he continued to teach like this, a woman with a stronger figure than a man would be born, and the Sun family would definitely want to tear him apart.
Master Hu, who was very worried, secretly looked for Xia County to make a move. Xia Xian Ling really deserved to be a high-IQ person, and Master Hu got the trick and went back with peace of mind.
"What is this for?" Xia Bilei looked suspicious.
"The master said that after practicing martial arts, you will not be too tired by massaging your muscles fully." Sydney's face was calm, but the master said that if you don't massage after practicing martial arts, you will grow muscles, and if the eldest girl is ugly in martial arts, Madame will never forgive her.
Xia Bilei seemed to have heard of such a thing, and the stone lock that had been lifted for a long time today did have sore muscles in her hands, so she stretched out her hand and let Sydney massage it fully.
Sydney secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and after the massage, she rubbed on the whitening moisturizer, well, perfect!
"I want a hammer, this is the hammer you gave me, master?!" Xia Bilei's two eyeballs almost didn't fall off, whose hammer looks so pink and cute, not to mention the red peach blossoms drawn, rub, and two pink bows are tied on it, which is also called a hammer? After picking it up and dancing twice, she had more opinions, "Why is this hammer so light, what kind of material is it made of?" Could it be wood? ”
"Ahem......" Master Hu's eyes were a little fluttering, "Big girl, you know that the current blacksmith shop can't accept weapon customization at will, especially the hammer, which is a lethal weapon, and the hammer of pure iron can only be found in the army." ”
Xia Bilei was very dissatisfied, which means that these two pink hammers are just a spectacle.
"There is a saying that a good writer does not choose a pen, a sword in his heart is better than a sword in his hand, if the big girl uses this wooden hammer to make the effect of an iron hammer one day, this martial arts will be great." Recently, Master Hu, who is also obsessed with the big girl and said the legend of the Condor Heroes, is talking nonsense seriously, of course, his superior image is here, and it is more than enough to fool a little girl.
Xia Bilei was particularly dissatisfied, what's wrong with this world, obviously swords are more unsafe, why do you ban hammers?
"Maybe it's the hammer that's more iron-consuming." Master Hu smirked, "The imperial court has an iron ban. 166 Reading Network