"When I was a child, my mother told me that the earth is my hometown~ blue and blue dripping sky, black dripping soil, but I can't, look at you one more time~~~ Ah, the stars, the sea, you are my hometown......"

The food stalls on the side of the street, the small square table is stacked with beer cans like pyramids, and three or two teenagers are willful, small swaying youth.

The young man's clear voice was winey, slightly drunk and frenzied, two chopsticks and a bowl were his musical instruments, and the tone that usually ran without a shadow returned at this time, swaying from side to side with a dull hair raised on the top of his head.

"Ah~ we seek, we lose, in the blue interstellar sea, when will I see my hometown again~~"

The young man's voice floated in the night sky, long and long, sad but not sad, and several uncles at the adjacent table held the wine bottle as if to arouse their worries, and sang along, taking advantage of the drunkenness to express the slightly pretentious hometown feelings on weekdays.

However, the second half of the song suddenly became impassioned, the young Tang Chuan stepped on the stool, facing the brilliant starry sky overhead, singing affectionately, "But we will not stop, we will not hesitate, blood irrigation, the vast journey, the stars and the sea, is our new destination!" ”

"Good!" The uncle at the next table applauded Tang Chuan warmly, and Tang Chuan stood steadily on the chair, turned around, bowed, and took a curtain call in a chic manner.

"Thank you, thank you!" Tang Chuan squinted, the corners of his mouth hooked up to reveal a typical cat arc, Qin Hai and Luo Mingguang hurriedly framed him left and right, afraid that he would fall off accidentally.

However, Tang Chuan, who had just finished a solo concert, was on the rise, and he was going to drink beer when he picked it up, and he drank to help the fun.

Luo Mingguang hurriedly snatched the beer can, Tang Chuan looked like he could drink a person, and he was also bold and temperamental when he was in the game, but it turned out to be a reality...... Bold is really bold, but it's a pity that you get drunk with a drink.

Qin Hai still has a way, and asked the boss to take a bottle of oo star milk and put it in Tang Chuan's hand, "Come, let's stop drinking beer, drink white!" ”

The Tang singer nodded his head, raised his head and poured it violently, smashing it, smashing it, smashing it, and being happy. Drink white, real man!

So the Tang singer began to get drunk.

Today is a good day, celebration, the three good teammates got together for dinner for the first time in reality, and the money was sponsored by the school, enough for them to masturbate until the next morning.

Tang Chuan is very happy, he won the championship with his teammates, he can go to the military academy, so many years of wish finally come true, his heart is full, very happy. And his teammates are very powerful, and they don't care about their respective backgrounds, Tang Chuan has always felt that the one who can sit on the street stall with him and drink beer is the one who can really be friends for a long time.

The uncle at the next table saw that this young man was really fun, and they all rushed to raise their wine glasses to toast with him, Tang Chuan took it all, and drank this bowl of oo stars, and he will be a Huajing person in the next life!

At the same time, in the quiet He family's mansion, the big rabbit 007 was forbidden by his master, and he was saddened. It ran into the body of Lucifer, the housekeeper of the machine, and manipulated Lucifer to swing around the house. Even this latest machine is a little too clumsy, sliding around on two wheels, which does not reflect the elegant posture of the 007 adult at all.

Suddenly, a hand hugged Lucifer from behind, and 007 chuckled in his heart, and heard a devilish voice sound behind him, "007, I caught you!" ”

Brother! Terrible! Master save me!

007 was about to slip away along the network with a whoosh, but his younger brother had rich combat experience, and while grabbing Lucifer, he □□ a chip into its main disk, successfully locking 007 in Lucifer's body. Then he took advantage of his brother's lack of sight and hugged Lucifer and decisively transferred.

Poor 007 was banned from speaking, and he couldn't even call for help.

The younger brother's name is He Shan, a science and engineering otaku who comes out day and night all year round, although he is two years younger than Helan, but this year he is already a sophomore in the mecha manufacturing department of the Royal Military Academy. As soon as he returned to his room in the attic, he pressed Lucifer to the real yàn platform with three strokes and five divisions, and then lifted the ban on 007.

007 could speak, but it was lying on the real stage, already speechless and crying. The rabbit is too miserable, he can't drink with the male god, he was banned by the master, and he was caught by the master's younger brother to do the real yàn, which is so miserable that there is no one left.

He Shan inserted all kinds of pipes into Lucifer's body, and said excitedly, "You wait first, I think I can crack that code right away, and then I can build an artificial intelligence like you, and then give you a companion!" Do you like men or women? Assault or inducement? Hahaha, I can help you make it~"

He Shan chattered endlessly, and 007 complained in his heart: As early as 800 years ago, he told me to help me make a handsome guy as a companion, but now he doesn't even have a hair, and he keeps ravaging and ravaging me, and he no longer believes in human beings.

Suddenly, He Shan let out a 'huh', exported some videos from the 007 chip, and saw some interesting pictures, "Who is this person?" ”

007 looked at it, isn't this its male god, but it snorted arrogantly, and didn't want to pay attention to its younger brother the Great Demon King.

So the younger brother raised the butcher knife, and 007 felt that Lucifer's chrysanthemum was tight, and hurriedly confessed. Then as he spoke, the conversation box couldn't be closed, from the perfect side face of the male god to the tiger body of the male god, it shook and blew the sky and the earth, and even Helan, the dream lover of thousands of boys and girls, fell under the pants of the male god.

He Shan touched his chin and squinted his eyes thoughtfully, "Oh~ I see, that is, my brother has raped each other for almost a month, and the two of them have loved and killed each other countless times, and even had two trysts in the middle of the night, but my brother didn't do anything in the end and patted his ass irresponsibly and left?" ”

007 just wanted to nod, but felt that it was wrong - wait, how the hell did you come to this conclusion?!

However, He Shan was immersed in his own reasoning, and gradually forgot about the matter of coding, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that his reasoning was very reasonable, "But it's a little wrong, 007, my brother's face looks like that, why haven't they hooked up yet?" ”

007 smiled and directly called up a picture.

He Shan's eyes widened, "Who is this?" ”

"Your brother."

"Oh, don't handsome people have the illusion that no matter what I look like?"

"No, the master definitely has a great feeling of 'I'm too handsome is a burden, and I want to reduce the burden for the people'."

"He deserves to have no boyfriend."

"Neither did you."

He Shan immediately exploded, "I'm dedicating myself to the great cause of science, okay?" ”

007 didn't speak again, an otaku's heart is fragile, and it can't stimulate him anymore.

He Shan continued to watch the video, and then unexpectedly found that Tang Chuan was so talented in mecha manufacturing, and when he saw the appearance of Rongguang in the arena behind him, he suddenly couldn't sit still.

When 007 saw it, he felt that there was a play, and immediately encouraged him next to him, "Isn't it handsome?" Isn't it amazing? They are drinking celebration wine today, skewers on the side of the road, golden oil over the fragrant skewers, sprinkled with a little cumin and chili powder, ah, it's really delicious, and roasted gluten, and roasted pork belly, and roasted ......."

So half an hour later, the otaku who came out of the day and night began to move, and with the help of 007, he successfully opened the electronic lock on his brother's car, and then mixed out of Helan Mountain in the name of his brother. Touch it, tsk, luxury cars, there are only a few in the whole Huajing.

Helan, who was busy in the study, glanced out the window coldly, poor brother, 007 didn't remind him that whoever drove the car, his brother would know.

Relatively speaking, his brother is a slightly conservative person, and he drove out to surf so late, and his brother's death time has come.

At the same time, Tang Chuan, who was so drunk that his IQ had plummeted, finally quieted down. Luo Mingguang and Qin Hai brought him skewers next to them, and the three of them feasted, eating, drinking, talking, laughing, and laughing, like underground people who had finally come to the world of flowers.

The boss turned on the stereo, and the uncle at the next table began to sing love songs heartbreakingly. Next to it is the Wisteria Military Academy, which has not yet started, so no one has sued them for disturbing the people.

Tang Chuan listened to it fascinated, and he must applaud enthusiastically after each song. Qin Hai and Luo Mingguang didn't care about him anymore, Qin Hai still looked like a Sven elite, and he still had a white handkerchief in his pocket, and he wiped his mouth elegantly after eating. Luo Mingguang went to the next table with a wine glass, and had already put down two people.

After a while, Karakawa stood up and went to the toilet. The public toilet was at the back door of the store, and the boss only showed it to Tang Chuan, but Qin Hai didn't follow.

Don't look at Tang Chuan's big grin, when she heard Qin Hai say to accompany him to the toilet, she actually blushed. Qin Hai felt that not only might his IQ plummet at this moment, but his whole personality had changed, so he rubbed the goosebumps on his arms, and made a wise choice not to follow.

So when He Shan drove the low-key luxury car with no sign to the vicinity of the Wisteria Military Academy, and the sharp-eyed 007 turned on the male god radar and swept him, he saw Tang Chuan sitting under the street lamp on the street, shrunk into a ball and leaning against the lamppost, like a poor big cat abandoned by someone.

He Shan got out of the car with Lucifer in his arms, walked to Tang Chuan and squatted down, turning his head, "You male god?" ”

007 nodded, "That's him!" ”

"Hi, hello, what are you doing sitting here?" He Shan asked him kindly.

Tang Chuan raised his head at this time, his hair was rubbed and messy, his eyes were worried, and his mouth was deflated, "I'm lost." ”

He Shan thought this person was really funny, so he sat down next to him and watched 007 try his best to get close to Tang Chuantao next to him.

"Male god, male god, do you remember me? We just met a few hours ago, I'm Big Rabbit 007, even though I've become like this, I still love you, do you remember me? Remember me? ”

Tang Chuan thought for a moment, "Oh...... You're a rogue rabbit, a rogue rabbit, what's your master's name? ”

He Shan: "Big rascal? ”

"Yes, he hit me." Tang Chuan's tone was very aggrieved.

When He Shan heard this, the fire of gossip belonging to the otaku burned brightly, "Why did he beat you?" Domestic violence? ”

Tang Chuan tilted his head, "Domestic violence? ”

"I don't have a home." Tang Chuan stretched out his finger to draw circles on the ground, and that tragic little appearance suddenly made He Shan and 007 full of guilt.

007 squeezed away He Shan, and the little wheel slid to Tang Chuan's side, "Don't be sad, male god, it will be fine in the future, there will be banknotes, and there will be daughters-in-law!" What do you think of me? ”

Tang Chuan frowned thoughtfully, and then suddenly seemed to have figured out something, raised his head suddenly, and met 007's eyes full of expectation, "Oh, I thought about it, when my hand is crippled in the future, I can call back!" ”

007 was disappointed, "It's not good to fight, kill, kill!" ”

He Shan caught a point, "Hand crippled? ”

"Yes, as long as I find Sirik, my hand can be cured."

"Who's Sirik?"

Tang Chuan thought for a moment and blinked his eyes, "A Langzhong." ”

He Shan and 007 glanced at each other, "What the hell is Langzhong?" ”

007: "According to my database, it's probably the doctor." ”

Suddenly, 007 had an idea again, "Male god male god, I'll help you find Sirik, can you cure your illness?" ”

Tang Chuan patted its head, curled the corners of his mouth and smiled, "Okay." ”

"Then how are you going to repay me?"

"Repay?"

"Yes, why don't you make a promise!"

He Shan was a hell of a ghost, he had been together for so long, he didn't know that 007 actually had this function, and he took advantage of the fire to rob and pick up the man.

He couldn't help but wonder, if his brother and 007 started at the same time, would his brother still have a chance?

Oh no, no, no, no, at least his brother is still beautiful!

Tang Chuan was stunned, and he didn't know what he said, but he felt that he suddenly met two very wonderful people, and then said something strange. After a while, Qin Hai and Luo Mingguang came out to look for him, the missing person, and the two sides took a look, and then they didn't know what was going on, and a group of people continued to masturbate together.

At noon the next day, when Tang Chuan woke up from the bed, his head was still a little sore, and he sat on the bed and turned on the machine for thirty seconds, declared a failure, and then fell down again.

However, a hand reached up from under the bed and grabbed his ankle, "You're still sleeping, your butt is going to be sunburned!" ”