Chapter 58
Yun Qi is going crazy.
For three days in a row, as long as Xia Xiyue saw her, she desperately asked what to do if the relationship went further, Yun Qi began to suspect that Xia Xiyue was deliberately messing with her, and she made it so clear! That's it! That one!
"I told you, huh...... That's, that's! β
"Which one?"
"That's it!"
"How can I understand what you say about that......"
"It's about doing it in bed, bed, bed...... Do...... Woo......"
"What?"
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"What did you just say, I didn't hear clearly, be louder?"
"That's it anyway! Big stupid! β
"So which one the hell is it......"
This kind of conversation has been repeated seven or eight times in the past three days, not to mention Yun Qi, even Xia Xiyue began to feel a headache.
But as soon as Yun Qi talked about the key point, she was hesitant, blushing and angry, which made Xia Xiyue still confused, she really couldn't think of any way to make the relationship between the two go further......
Kiss? Embrace? Appointment? Made? Tie the knot?
Xia Xiyue shook her head, most of these methods have been done, and the feeling that they have not been done is not the correct answer.
Turning his head to look at Yun Qi, who was lying next to him, sulking with his back to him, Xia Xiyue was half puzzled and half depressed, why didn't Yun Qi say the method? Doesn't she want to be more intimate with her?
Or is that something that can't be spoken?
After thinking about it for a long time, Xia Xiyue was still confused, she had no clue at all, and she couldn't ask others, so she had to ask Yun Qi again.
"Cloud Prayer ......"
"Don't talk to me, stupid."
As soon as she opened her mouth, her nose was full of ash, Xia Xiyue wanted to prop up her body and hug Yun Qi to comfort her, but she pulled the injury, and the pain in her chest made her gasp.
ββ¦β¦ What's wrong? With a hiss, although Yun Qi turned his back to Xia Xiyue, his ears could still hear her movements, knowing that Xia Xiyue had pulled the wound again, his body shook, and finally he couldn't help but turn to look at her. Painful? β
"It's fine." It would be a lie to say that it didn't hurt, Xia Xiyue shook her head and said it was okay. "Hold on."
"Do you want to take painkillers?" Although she was very angry with Xia Xiyue, Yun Qi still didn't want to see her suffer, no matter what, Xia Xiyue was also breaking two ribs in order to save herself. "You really ...... How can you still be beaten like this when you practice so hard? β
"He is better than me, his strength and speed are faster than mine, his skills are not as good as others, and it is normal for him to be injured." Xia Xiyue said lightly, "I also hope that I can fight invincible opponents all over the world just by practice, but this is impossible." β
"Hey...... Hey? So how did you beat him in the end? β
"Shooting, no matter how powerful people are, they can't be stronger than bullets."
ββ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦ That's right. "After listening to Xia Xiyue explain how he won against Li Youren, Yun Qi always felt a little delicate in his heart, and he was quite surprised that Xia Xiyue would actually use a gun to kill people." He should not be blinded......"
"There are so many people who don't look blind to death, and he is not the only one who is missing." Because of the ribs, Xia Xiyue couldn't hold Yun Qi, so she stretched out her arm to let her lie on it, at least there was contact between the two. "If I can't know how to be closer to you, I won't be able to turn a blind eye."
ββ¦β¦β¦β¦ I always feel like you're using idioms indiscriminately. β
"Not really."
"Hey, do we have to talk about it?" Yun Qi rolled her eyes, she really didn't want to pay attention to Xia Xiyue's unreasonable trouble. "Even if I tell you now, what can you do? Injury, suffering, child, sister? β
"..............." Xia Xiyue paused for a moment, and replied after thinking for a while. It depends on the method, and if you know it early, I can still practice it in a way that I can imagine. β
ββ¦β¦β¦β¦ Imagined? β
"Well, a brain simulation. Didn't the coach teach? β
"............" Hearing Xia Xiyue say this, Yun Qi thought of Xia Xiyue's imagination of his own * out of thin air, and then began to ...... That's not what it means. Is it kinky! "No, no! I can't say exactly! It's okay not to think about this kind of thing, pervert! β
ββ¦β¦β¦ Ha? Inexplicably being scolded for being perverted, Xia Xiyue looked dazed, looked at Yun Qi with red cheeks and defended, "What am I thinking......?"
"Anti-anti, anyway, I'll make it clear to you when the time comes! Don't worry about it so much! β
"Not now?"
"No way!"
"Why?"
ββ¦β¦ Does this still need to be explained? "Yun Qi's five fingers are wide open, and he is about to poke Xia Xiyue's wounds." Got it? Injury, suffering, child, sister? β
"It's just two broken ribs, and it's not paralyzed." Xia Xiyue said indifferently, "I can still walk around and do daily behavior." β
"I'm so sorry, that's already an intense exercise, you killed this heart."
ββ¦β¦β¦ Intense exercise? Xia Xiyue muttered and repeated. Is it considered an intense exercise......
Seeing that Xia Xiyue had finally settled down, Yun Qi breathed a sigh of relief, closed his eyes and prepared to sleep.
Just as she was about to fall asleep, Xia Xiyue said a word, which instantly scared away all the sleepy insects.
When you say intense exercise, you mean doing. Love? β
"Uh-huh! You, what do you say? β
"Intense exercise and emotional stimulation, that's all I can think of." Xia Xiyue's face was stern, and she could see that she was thinking about it very seriously...... "It should mean doing-"
"Alright, alright! Since you know, there's no need to say it! Yun Qi really didn't know what to say, why did Xia Xiyue take this kind of thing so seriously? Is it okay not to be serious about this kind of thing? ββ¦β¦ yes, that's it...... Now that you've figured it out, you know it's not the right time to do it......"
"Well, it's really inconvenient."
"W-That's enough...... Sleep Sleep ...... It's really ......."
"It turned out to be such an easy way...... Then why don't you make it clear? Although Yun Qi wanted to gently uncover it, Xia Xiyue continued to drill the tip of the horns, "No, we used to do it very often, and the relationship is not the same?" β
"Uh...... Can you leave this matter alone...... "Yun Qi really regrets it, why don't you have anything to do?" "Let's sleep, shall we?"
"It's the way to do it...... Or is it ...... time? Frequency? Xia Xiyue didn't seem to hear what Yun Qi said, she frowned and thought about it, muttering to herself from time to time, others thought she was worrying about some life event or math problem. β¦β¦ Is it posture? β
"I don't care...... Yun Qi turned around and buried his hot face in the pillow.
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originally thought that after Xia Xiyue knew the truth, she would settle down a little...... Yun Qi suddenly found that it was a big mistake to have this thought, she was completely crazy!
"You want a computer...... Do what? β
"Watch the film and learn."
ββ¦β¦β¦ What videos to watch? β
"Du Wuyan borrowed my love. Fun videos. Xia Xiyue didn't feel ashamed at all, and said frankly and generously. Originally, I thought that girls and girls could only kiss and touch at most, but it seems that there is still room for improvement in my skills. β
"Oh......"
"I thought about it for a long time, and finally I understood what was the problem." Xia Xiyue said proudly, as if she was proud that she had found the answer. "Women are one of the elements that are missing men, and as you said before, the key to further intimacy is here."
ββ¦β¦β¦ So? β
"But this defect is innate, and it took a lot of time, and I still don't know how to improve it." Raising a large stack of CDs in his hand, Xia Xiyue said. "So I went and asked Du Wuyan, and she gave me these CDs."
"............" was dumbfounded, and after understanding what Xia Xiyue meant, Yun Qi was only shocked in his heart, and he didn't even feel shy. Is it because of the strange head and the lack of shame that he would do such a thing? ββ¦β¦ Uh, didn't she say she wanted to watch it with you? β
"Yes, but I ignored her." Xia Xiyue replied suspiciously, "If you want to watch it, I'll watch it with you, what are you doing with her?" β
ββ¦β¦β¦β¦ So, um, wait, I'll sort it out. "Yun Qi
"Hmm."
ββ¦β¦β¦ Give me the disc. β
"Give."
Yun Qi took the disc handed over by Xia Xiyue, which was clearly marked "Female high school student was demented. Han Harassment", "A Good Girlfriend for a Female College Student", "A Little Secret of Mother and Daughter", "Don't Be a Boss - The Backyard of a Female Ol", "β‘β‘'s Afternoon Tea Party" and other titles, the content is all-encompassing......
In short, Yun Qi would never let Xia Xiyue watch this kind of weird love action movie, let alone watch it with her, there is only one place to go for these discs, and as soon as Yun Qi raised his hand, he sent the entire stack of discs into the trash.
"It was borrowed from Du Wuyan...... Uh......" Xia Xiyue suddenly felt a chill and couldn't help but shiver. "Cloud Prayer ......"
"Du Wuyan, I'll settle accounts with her again...... But you? Yun Qi looked back at Xia Xiyue with a smile on his face, "Patients should look like patients, Xiao Xi, right?" β
"Uh-huh...... "No matter how dull she is, Xia Xiyue also knows that Yun Qi is angryβalthough she doesn't know why Yun Qi is angryβand she is very angry, ready to swallow her life alive." β¦β¦ I'll go back to bed now and lie down to recuperate. β
"Will you really lie down obediently?"
"Really, really......" In front of Yun Qi with a bright smile, Xia Xiyue could only nod tamely, avoiding Fengrui for the time being, and did not dare to mention the CD or intimate relationship again. I promise. β