"Xiaopeng, although you have the Demon Pill to protect your body, but you are destined to commit peach blossoms, you must remember to go down the mountain this time, you must not break your body before the age of twenty-two. Otherwise, the release of the thousand-year-old spirit will not only worry about your own life, but also bring a disaster to the world......"

In the mirror of the train toilet, an old man with a childish face chattered endlessly. He is using Xuanguang to teach his apprentices who have entered the city. However, Ou Peng, who was squatting on both sides of the Yellow River and fighting hard, was absent-minded, and the old man's words came in from his left ear and out of his right ear.

When he heard that it was his mission to prevent world disasters and maintain world peace, Ou Peng couldn't help but roll his eyes, "This old man must be jealous that I have a woman, otherwise the world disaster is his business." "I tilted my head, and I had an expression that the world's catastrophe was about my.

"Okay, okay, can you tell me about this mission?" After brewing for a long time, he still didn't have any intentions, and he was depressed at the moment, "Don't you just eat a dragon root grass, it's necessary to not be able to pull out shi for a week?" ”

The old man who was tasting a pot of the best Longjing squirted out a mouthful of tea, and the majesty of the master was suddenly gone, and he was choked by the tea for a long time before he recovered. He knew the temper of this apprentice, and he didn't bother to say anything about you, so he said quietly, "Your mission this time is to go to Tianyun Group to find Lin Tianyun and protect his daughter." The old man suddenly straightened his face, and his expression was stern, "Remember, it's protection, don't protect people's daughters." ”

"Khan-" Three black lines appeared on Ou Peng's forehead, such an avant-garde word can also soar out, this master is too strong.

"Lin Tianyun's phone, I have already sent it to you on WeChat, contact him yourself." The old man was quite proud and shook the iphone6plus in his hand.

"Wow, when will you learn to play WeChat again!" Seeing the WeChat icon on the screen, Ou Peng opened his mouth wide as if he had found an alien. At the same time, he couldn't help shaking his head, and said in his heart, "If you don't learn no skills, you don't learn no skills, you can't cultivate the Yuan Cultivation Dao, draw talismans and chant spells, and even go to learn to play WeChat!" ”

I saw the old man laughing and said, "Recently, I found that pretty widows and beautiful young women like to play this, let's also learn to play, we have to catch up with the pace of the times." You know, women are also human beings, and they can also get sick and evil, and they also need to be saved...... Don't talk about it, the patient is here, you can do it yourself, hahaha......" As he spoke, a window flicked, and the old man hurriedly waved his hand and disappeared from the mirror.

The mirror is as good as ever, reflecting a teenager who is squatting in a pit. Properly trimmed short hair looks very spirited, thick eyebrows and big eyes, standard country handsome. It's just that the old Taoist robe in the blue color has lost its identity slightly.

Ou Peng looked at himself and couldn't help sighing, "Hey, I don't know what those little girls and big girls will be sad about when they know that I am gone?" He shook his head in reproach.

At the end of the Xuanguang technique, he took out a brand-new iPine, lifted his pants while opening WeChat, and reached out to take off a talisman on the mirror and put it in his arms. "Poof-" Suddenly, Ou Peng sprayed on the mirror with a mouthful, "Capture the dragon mountain Meng Xiaodao, shameless, shameless!" The old antiques of the Qing Dynasty are called cute-small-way! ”

I have to admit that the skin that has been preserved for a hundred years is extremely thick! "This old man is so hateful, the pickled girl even uses my avatar!" Ou Peng was angry and laughed.

"Bang!" Ou Peng was about to look at the old hair's phone number, when the toilet door was suddenly slammed open, and the mobile phone fell into the toilet with a clatter. The train toilet goes straight to the railroad tracks, and it drives so fast, that the ancients who learned wisdom carved the toilet and begged for a mobile phone, but I am afraid that they will not be able to find it. Ou Peng was furious, it was the iphone4s he bought after saving money for a long time - his heart was dripping blood.

Before the seizure, a man rushed in, and then crackled and stinky fart, Ou Peng subconsciously turned his head to cover his nose, but he looked envious, "Envy, jealousy, hatred, so enjoyable." "I've just been squatting for a long time, and I haven't even let out a fart.

Looking up in the mirror, I suddenly saw that the buddy was leaning over, squatting, not getting up, his face was embarrassed for a while, and he was crying, "What are you envious, your pants haven't been taken off yet." "I almost didn't cry after saying that.

"Hmm...... Poof...... "I'm a good person, I try to endure it," No, I can't help it, let me laugh, ahhaha-"

As for the loss of the phone, I only blamed myself for forgetting to lock the door, and my anger disappeared. Besides, he is dressed in less than 30 yuan plus trousers, who would believe that he used an iPhone, and if he can't get it, he will be called blackmail, which is not good for his reputation.

Walking out of the toilet, Ou Peng suddenly noticed an unusual smell, which his nose usually can't smell - murderous.

A casual glance in the carriage, there were originally seven or eight empty seats, but now they were almost full, and the opposite door was also closed, and a man in a leather coat leaned against the door and smoked.

"It's okay with me, it's better to go first." Ou Peng thought silently, ready to turn around and leave, he didn't plan to care about it. However, just as he was about to turn around, his waist was suddenly pressed against a hard object, and a cold voice came, "If you don't want to die, go in and find a seat and sit down." ”

Ou Peng secretly glanced down, obediently, and put a gun against his left kidney. A mighty and tall man in sunglasses grabbed his arm, pushed him in, and then slammed the door shut.

"That's ...... Big brother, I don't want to die, do you let me go out? Ou Peng glanced weakly at the man in sunglasses.

", if you talk nonsense, Lao Tzu will shoot you with one shot." The man in sunglasses raised his gun and threatened, and instead fired a shot into the air, "Rob!" Honestly stay in your seat if you don't want to die. ”

A gunshot rang out, and the people who had already been in ambush also pulled out their pistols and pointed them at the people around them.

There were nearly 100 people in the car, and they were so frightened that they were silent. Throughout the carriage, a pin drop can be heard.

Ou Peng hurriedly found a seat and sat down, and saw a pair of young men and women opposite. The man is handsome, the girl has clear eyebrows and beautiful faces. Like a frightened lotus flower, it is elegant and a little flustered, which makes people pity.

There is a bit of similarity between the eyebrows of the two, and when Ou Peng glanced at it, he knew that they were brother and sister.

"The man in sunglasses kept glancing this way, could it be that they were robbing under the guise of a robbery, and the real purpose was this brother and sister?" After taking a closer look at the brother and sister, it suddenly became clear, "The man's eyebrows are thick and his eyes are big, his eyes are resolute, and he is a rich and noble life." But the corners of his eyebrows are sparse, and the lord of his youth is ill-fated, but if he escapes this catastrophe, he will definitely be rich and noble in the future. ”

Ou Peng was unwilling to meddle in his affairs, he only had a few dozen yuan on him, and he didn't feel distressed when he snatched it. But if you encounter a beautiful woman in trouble and don't come to the rescue, you will be haunted by bad luck for the next month.

At the beginning of the Falling Demon Valley, because there was a beautiful woman who looked like a disaster to the country and the people, he didn't save it, and he didn't have a good time in the past few years. Now I have to leave the mountain village and take refuge in the city.

At this time, the robbers had already begun to loot the money from the passengers, they only needed cash, and a fat man who was so scared that he peed his pants trembled and was ready to hand over the local tyrant gold, but they didn't even look at it. It can be seen that they are not professional robbers.

"You guys, take out all the cash you have." The man in sunglasses soon came to the table.

The girl's face turned pale with fright, but the man was calmer. Hold your sister's hand and give him courage and comfort.

The man was about to speak, but he heard Ou Peng say, "This big brother, your face is yellow, your fingers are black, and there will be a big disaster in the near future." Why don't you give you a hexagram for free and help you eliminate disasters? ”

Only then did everyone notice that he was wearing a rustic robe.

The man in sunglasses snorted coldly, and the muzzle of the gun was pressed against Ou Peng's head, "If you dare to say one more word, I will collapse your head." Seeing the fierce look of the man in sunglasses, everyone sweated for Ou Peng.

The girl on the other side was even more disgraced, closed her eyes in fright, and subconsciously shouted, "Don't!" ”

The happiest thing in the world is to have a beautiful woman who is worried about your safety. Ou Peng's heart was beautiful, and he almost threw himself into his arms and promised him.

As a righteous monk, it is incumbent upon him to save beautiful women from danger.

Ou Peng stretched out a finger and gently pushed the muzzle away. With a confident smile on his face, "Big brother, why do you want to joke with your life, give yourself a minute, maybe you can ask for the fate of being manipulated from now on." ”

The man in sunglasses frowned and didn't speak, but the muzzle of the gun was lowered. Ou Peng pinched his fingers and learned the tone of the fortune teller on the street, "You are not breathy enough to speak, and your fingertips are cold." You must be living in a cold, damp place, and there is a cemetery nearby. It's windy and nightmarish at night, right? ”

said that he secretly aimed at the man in sunglasses, for fear that he would shoot unreasonably.

I saw that the man in sunglasses had loosened his gun, and his face was a little surprised.

Ou Peng's face was happy, and he immediately struck while the iron was hot, "Every late night or rainy day, your knee and elbow joints will be sore, and sometimes you feel weak in your hands and feet, and you can't even hold a teacup, right?" ”

"Smack!" The man in sunglasses dropped his gun on the ground, and nodded subconsciously, "Yes, yes, the master is really god." ”

Nowadays, people rarely believe in the art of Feng Shui, and if you are on the street, ten and five pairs will think that the man in sunglasses is a drag. But the guns of the black hole are there, and no one dares to doubt them anymore.

"Look in the mirror for yourself and see if the base of your tongue is blue." The man in sunglasses did so, and saw that there was indeed a piece of cyan at the base of his tongue. At this time, the form suddenly changed, and the robbers forgot their duties and surrounded them one after another. Ou Peng leaned back on the sofa, looking like a master guiding the way, "This is a sign of Yin Qi invasion, if you don't deal with it, you won't live for seven days at most." ”

At this time, the man in sunglasses had completely believed Ou Peng, and his face turned pale with fright. He is not afraid of knives and guns, but when he comes out to mix, he attaches great importance to this kind of mysterious things, and he believes in ghosts and gods more than others.

"Since the master can see it, there must be a way, right? Ask the master to give me some pointers. "The man in sunglasses doesn't want to die, he still has a frail and sick mother to take care of. Once he died, it was equivalent to killing his mother.

"Why should I save you, I only said that I would show you for free, and I didn't say that I would give you guidance." Ou Peng put on a shelf, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

The man in sunglasses raised his eyebrows slightly, picked up the pistol from the ground without hurry, and glanced at the carriage, "I exchanged the lives of all the people in the car for my life, do you see enough?" ”

"Haha...... Refreshing, I like to deal with people like you who are fast and straight. As he spoke, he took out a talisman from his arms, and quickly attached it to the chest of the man in sunglasses, and before he could react, Ou Peng had already withdrawn his hands.

"What a speed!" The man in sunglasses looked at Ou Peng in surprise, knowing that he had met a master. He glanced at the talisman on his chest, only to feel a warmth flowing into his heart, his whole body was warm, and his limbs were instantly full of strength and comfortable.

"This pure yang talisman can protect you for a month, if you want to completely remove the yin qi in your body, you still need to look at yourself." Although he has a way, he has to resolve the karmic causes he has to resolve, and he doesn't want to forcibly intervene.

"Please guide the master!" The man in sunglasses bowed his head and was very respectful.

"The root of this matter is related to a brother and sister, as long as you help them through this difficult situation, your crisis will be resolved. You know what I'm referring to. Ou Peng glanced faintly at the brother and sister opposite, and then said quietly, "Friendly reminder, the train is about to enter the city." ”

The man in sunglasses couldn't hear the meaning of Ou Peng's words, and hurriedly handed over to Ou Peng, "Thank you, master, I will report the grace of saving my life in the future." After saying that, he glanced at his subordinates, and a group of seven people separated from each other, jumped out of the car and fled.

The robbers fled, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief and thanked Ou Peng one after another. I have seen a lot of this kind of scene, naturally the comers do not refuse, the beauties kiss and take a group photo, and you can also take the opportunity to rub the oil and leave it on WeChat, why not do it.

"Thank you for saving your life, my name is Xia Yisong." The man sitting opposite him understood the purpose of the robbers very well, and he also knew that Ou Peng was referring to them. If it weren't for Ou Peng, he would definitely have been captured by the robbers.

"Be polite, eliminating evil and promoting good is the essence of our monks...... Ou Peng took out the same set of rhetoric to deal with others, pretending not to know what Xia Yisong meant.

However, he did not pay attention, and in the corner of the carriage, a pair of gloomy eyes stared at him resentfully.

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