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At nine o'clock on Friday night, the Fujimoto family was in front of the big screen of the TV after a day of work and study.

They were there to watch the premiere of the third episode of the reality show, Etsuko was too busy these days, and Mr. Ishikawa had to take care of the two Samoyeds who were moulting at home, so these two were absent from the premiere of the third episode of the reality show today.

Xu Jie, who was held in the arms of the little fat man, has been struggling to leave, because according to the time, there will definitely be a stupid appearance of him being knocked out by a rabbit in the program broadcast today.

Although his stupid appearance has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, Xu Jie still doesn't want to face this matter directly.

So little fat man, let go and let the cat go, the cat doesn't want to see the whole family pointing to the TV screen and laughing at the stomach cramps.

After this episode of the show is broadcast, the stupid appearance of the cat must be deeply imprinted in everyone's hearts, and it can no longer be changed.

This is the first time the little fat man has a cat, and although he has worked hard, many times he still can't understand the cat's body language.

For example, this time, Xu Jie was arching back and forth in his arms, and the little fat man thought that it was because he didn't prepare snacks for him, so the cat was unhappy.

Thinking of this, the shovel officer hurriedly comforted his Mao master and said: "Great Sage, don't move obediently, Dad said that your meal and snack volume have increased today, so you can't add food at night." ”

Xu Jie heard the angry meow in the arms of the little fat man, which means: "It's not that the cat wants to eat more, it's consumed a lot these days, the cat is hungry and panicked, can't I eat more supplements?" ”

Of course, the little fat man can't understand the meow of the tanuki cat, but the smart Kenta can see that the cat in his arms is angry.

So while the adults in the house were not paying attention, the little fat man secretly came over with a banana, peeled it off, unscrewed off a third and handed it to the angry cat.

Although the little fat man's movements are fast, they are not really fast enough to be invisible.

In fact, the Fujimoto couple and Junko both saw the little fat man secretly feeding the cat, but because the child was happy, they didn't see it, after all, this is not a matter of principle.

Xu Jie, who was eating a banana, quickly forgot why he was angry, and when Xu Jie, who was licking the banana in the innermost, heard the familiar opening song playing on the TV, it was too late to leave.

This episode was edited and played early in the morning of the next day, in fact, the film crew was very similar to cutting out some of the scenes of the big black cat vs. the mountain rat group.

But because the time is too limited, the program team had to regrettably give up this plan.

However, those highlights that have not been broadcast have not been wasted, and all viewers who download their program app can see the highlights of each episode that have not been broadcast in the column of behind-the-scenes footage.

Because of this condition, the number of downloads of their reality show app has exceeded 10 million recently, and the cost of advertising every month alone is enough for the previous program team to prepare for half a year.

I heard that the film crew has recently been paid a generous bonus from top to bottom, and everyone who has been encouraged is now working harder.

As soon as he saw the scene of himself and Mo playing on the meadow, Xu Jie first breathed a sigh of relief.

I thought that I could always play the first half of the episode this day, and when the commercials were inserted in the middle, the cat would find a chance to run away.

Xu Jie, who was thinking like this, was able to put down his mind and watch TV peacefully.

I used to only think about myself and Mo's shots, but now I can sit down and watch the full show, which is also a thing I enjoy.

Since the two cats were basically playing on the morning of this day, there were not many shots of them without laughter and explosions at all.

On the other hand, the Saida group, which went fishing, and the Yamaguchi group, which went to dig wild vegetables, are now more shot.

To be honest, when I didn't have myself and only watched others be unlucky, I felt pretty good, and I watched it with relish when Xu Jie, who was not moving, lying in the arms of the little fat man.

In Saida's group, Eisuke Yoshida's ability to survive in the wild is the strongest among all humans.

Just by looking at his ability to weave a rudimentary fishing net out of weeds, vines and wattles in three to five minutes, you can know that this kid is definitely a professional.

It's just that the fishing nets that were hurriedly made were very useless, and after only three or four strokes, the grass and rattan fishing nets were broken.

If it's just a broken fishing net, it's just a matter of doing it, and it won't take long anyway.

But in order to rescue the small fish and shrimp in the fishing net, Qi Tian gave his shoes and pants to the stream.

Looking at Qi Tianwei, who was hiding behind the grass and shrinking his head and waiting for Eisuke Yoshida to dry his pants for him, Xu Jie meowed with a smile.

The task of the fishing team here is not over, and there is also a problem with the wild vegetable digging team over there.

Although Katsuhei Yamaguchi is a regular team member in the show, he is responsible for being funny.

As a result, his own survival skills did not increase much because he participated in a few more episodes.

And Miss Tachibana, not to mention, grew so big that she had never seen what other plants looked like when they were born except for fruits.

It is conceivable what kind of effect such two people will have when they get together in a group.

With the lid of the canned fish juice that came down last night in his hand as a shovel, Katsuhei Yamaguchi and Tachibana Sadaki were digging on the hillside without any purpose.

Katsuhei Yamaguchi in the shot was digging weeds that he didn't even know, and at the same time talking nonsense to the photographer who was in charge of following him: "Takeda-kun, look, I said that you have never seen this kind of wild vegetable I am digging now?" How do I think it looks familiar, do you think this is a shepherd's cabbage? ”

Finding that the photographer who was concentrating on shooting didn't have time to take care of himself, Katsuhei Yamaguchi took it upon himself to hold the lens of the camera up and down.

After he did this, the picture would follow up and down as if he was nodding, and Yamaguchi Katsuhei said even more thoughtfully: "It seems that Takeda-kun also agrees, so let's dig out all these 'shepherds'." ”

In the later stage, he was in charge of making Zuò, who deliberately gave Takeda a shot and put black lines and beads of sweat on his face.

On the other side, Tachibana Zhenyi, who was also digging wild vegetables with canned lids, had a somewhat ugly face, and in the meadows all over the mountains, she didn't know what could be used and what couldn't be touched.

Because before leaving, the agent had asked her to pay attention not to touch the weeds and insects she didn't know, so as not to accidentally allergize or be bitten by insects.

So when digging wild vegetables, this young lady only worked hard, and in two or three hours, she only dug up three or four weeds.

She thought she was doing something secretive, because the funny performance on Katsuhei Yamaguchi's side was indeed very effective.

And her unremarkable experience, the crew should not leave a few shots when editing in the post-production.

This young lady had a good idea, and things were indeed going in the direction she was thinking.

But what Miss Tachibana and her agent didn't expect was that the program team gave the two people a few seconds of receiving at the end of digging wild vegetables, so that everyone could see clearly that Katsuhei Yamaguchi and Tachibana Sadaii were busy receiving the goods for two or three hours.

On one side is a small half frame, on the other side are three or four, whether you can eat it or not, this attitude can be seen at once.

If Miss Tachibana and her agent were also watching the show now, presumably the faces of these two people would be even more ugly than on the show.

The cautious civet cat who was scared to blow up and still hold a grudge kept laughing when he saw this, the film crew was really intimate here, and he was so understanding of the cat.

Compared with the carelessness of the cat group, the unlucky fishing group and the wild vegetable digging group, the group of Chinatsu Suzuki and Mr. Hanazawa is much happier.

It didn't take long for them to find a bamboo forest in the east, and the spring bamboo shoots in it made the two of them almost go crazy.

In fact, this bamboo forest is a dark pile arranged by the film crew, in order to allow the guests who come to participate in the filming to have something to eat.

Although it is a reality show for survival in the wild, they are still an entertainment show after all, and most of the guests invited are amateurs.

Therefore, the film crew will still give some convenience to the guests if conditions permit, after all, they are putting on a show, and they don't really want to starve to death, in case something really happens, their film crew can't escape the involvement.

However, the crew didn't waste any shots here, and after a few jumps in the screen, the guests, including the cats, got together again.

Looking at Yamaguchi Shengping, who complained to the big black cat first and then knelt down, Xu Jie suddenly had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, after giving the pheasant and bamboo shoot soup and the campsite the next night a few shots, the show began to broadcast the subordinate highlights before the commercials.

Xu Jie couldn't lie down when he saw this, and took advantage of the time to insert advertisements, and it made a fuss again.

This time, the little fat man was very happy, and immediately put the remaining two-thirds of the bananas to Xu Jie's mouth.

Smelling the smell of his favorite fruit banana, Xu Jie lowered his head and took a big bite.

Later, Xu Jie, who was holding a banana, thought with tears in his eyes, the cat didn't want to eat bananas, the cat wanted to leave.

In the end, Xu Jie, who didn't have time to leave, still saw the stupid cute appearance of being hit by a rabbit and turning out his white belly.

This issue ends with the big black cat giving the tanuki cat rabbit skin mat, but these Fujimoto families can't see it anymore, because they are now lying on the sofa in various postures and laughing and can't get up.

The always dignified Mrs. Rie was laughing on the couch with tears in her eyes, but at that moment her phone rang.

Mrs. Rie, who wiped her tears, calmed down her feelings, answered the phone and said, "Nanako, yes, it's me." Did you watch this episode too? What, even Tai'an watched it, and he still laughed? It's great. Mmmm, it's the great sage of our family, wahaha, I can't help but want to laugh when you say that. Ahem, they're basically like this when they're at home, and Da Hei may have dried up, so Da Sage is a little lazy. ”

Looking at Mrs. Rie who was talking on the phone with his best friend with an expressionless face, Xu Jie shifted his attention to the little fat man again.

Meow meow shovel officer, the cat's heart is hurt, can you give the cat some comfort?

Who knew that Jiantai didn't have time to care about his Mao master now, he was holding the tablet and swiping the screen.

Seeing that he was so attentive, the curious tanuki cat leaned his head over and looked at it.

First floor: Wahahaha, the Great Sage has reached a new height in this issue.

Second Floor: Totally agree with the upstairs, but I still like it when it's so stupid, why? Could it be that I have the potential to shake m?

Third floor: Don't make trouble on the second floor, where does the great sage have the temperament of S, it's you who think too much.

Fourth floor: Tanuki cat, raccoon cat, raccoon cat, stupid and cute are too cute, don't want to like it, wow, ahh

Fifth Floor: You guys, haven't you seen the scene of my big black cat being domineering and invincible in the world? Let's see what happened to the animals that dared to fight the big black cat, the mountain rats, and they died in a circle. The pheasant was stripped of its feathers and stewed into chicken soup, and the even stupider hare, whose skin was made into a mat. Now even the film crew can't do anything about the big black teacher, my cat king has such a dazzling appearance, can't you and other mortals see it?

Sixth floor: Touch the upstairs, I'll send you a hundred videos of the big black cat fighting, now you still listen to us quietly YY the cat in the cat king's den. “

In the following comments, Xu Jie didn't want to look at it anymore, and Xu Jie, who jumped off the sofa with his chest in his hands, ran to the big black cat in tears.

I don't want to stay here anymore, let's move back to the school's cat kennel now, okay?

The big black cat didn't say a word to the requirements of the little raccoon flower, and jumped out with Xu Jie in his mouth and along the cat's climbing frame.

So the tanuki cat who ran away from home and returned to her parents' house was taken back to the nest by the big black cat within a day.