This is the second time Leander has been to Stamford Bridge and he has updated a Facebook message before entering the stadium.

Brain-dead fan of love and justice_ld11: Before leaving, I asked the lord, "If I can score in this game, can I strip and celebrate?" He replied - if you can score three goals, of course you can. Suddenly there was a reason to wear a hat, and the Blues fans were sorry.

After the message was sent, the fans were automatically divided into four groups:

It's one of them that doesn't think it's a big deal to see the excitement, and it's a bloody case;.

Chelsea fans who fought back were second.

It is the third to think that Leander is ready to write words of blessing in it, stripping to celebrate the birthday of his idol Cristiano Ronaldo.

There is also Amelia, and as it happens, her birthday is also sandwiched between the 24th and 25th rounds of the Premier League, on February 9.

You may not understand enough to say this, but to put it more intuitively, the 24th round of the Premier League is on February 4, and the day after that is Ronaldo's birthday, and the next five days are Amelia's. Leander said that he was going to strip to celebrate, and the CP fans were very happy, thinking that the official was going to give out candy, and they didn't agree to it knowing that the rumored girlfriend's birthday was coming shortly.

[There is no her on such an important occasion as the FIFA Golden Globe Awards, saying that they are obviously hype in their relationship, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it! ] ]

[Rolling is Luo Ye's, as long as he is not married, I don't believe he has a girlfriend.] ]

[Don't set up a flag, what do you want to get married?] ]

[Why can't you get married?] Of course you can, as long as it's with Luo Ye. ]

[Bet five cents, the layer written in it is to wish my male god a happy birthday!] ]

[Luo Ye can't understand Chinese, it should be "happybirthday"......]

CP fans live in their own world, anyway, they don't admit the existence of their rumored girlfriends, and these people didn't make trouble for Leander, and when they fought under Facebook, they all said that the husband and the woman's eight poles couldn't fight together, but it was his respect and worship for Ronaldo, and the whole world knew that the idol was going to take off for his birthday to celebrate.

Because he was too jubilant, his teammates saw it, Kaka was embarrassed to ask, Rooney was more direct, he turned his head and smiled and said: "Except for exchanging jerseys after the game, you haven't taken off your clothes on the field, right?" ”

"Well, how?"

"I also want to know, do you want to wish Ji Qì a happy birthday or someone else."

Listening to them talking about this, Samba, who has always been honest and not exaggerated, also answered: "Is it really a girlfriend?" Amelia! ”

Ashley Young: "I like her very much, she plays great roles, and I'm very impressed after watching it. ”

The teammates are not concerned about Ronaldo's birthday, they want to know if Andel is really a big beauty. Speaking of which, there are many football star wives and models, sports column hostesses, football celebrities' daughters or childhood sweethearts...... There are not many singers, let alone Hollywood actresses.

Probably the most famous are Victoria and Shakira, and if Leander can really make this vase, he will be great enough.

Everyone was waiting for him to answer, but I didn't seem to hear it, he walked along the passageway, and when he went up the stairs, he could see the green turf before he smiled: "What do you say?" ”

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Great answer, his teammates all showed "I understand" and "totally understood" expressions.

Why do friends in the circle strip for birthdays?

I'm full!

If you want to take it off, it's also for your own mother, for your girlfriend, and for your wife.,It's obviously Amelia reads;。

Rooney also said in a matter-of-fact manner: "The machine qì sent me a message asking if there is any time, get together tomorrow, do you want to go?" ”

Leander nodded: "I'll go if you go, let's take leave together to save being cleaned up, anyway, the next game is on the 11th, and there will be no delay, the lord should be able to understand the great friendship between us." ”

It's easy to take a vacation, Manchester United's various lines are good, the first leg of the Champions League round of 16 is in the middle of the month, and there are still ten days, what does it matter if you just go to Madrid? As long as you don't recruit prostitutes, don't mess around, and don't cause scandals, what's more troublesome than this is gift-giving.

Birthday gifts are always prepared.

The United players waved to the fans and took special care of the away stands, as they had to try the feel of the turf and get ready to warm up, but it wasn't too warm and they had to move their bodies. Leander responded to the fans' enthusiasm by turning to Kaka and asking, "Is Ricky going too?" What have you all prepared? ”

Rooney:......

Recently, he has not been idle, how can he be in the mood to prepare gifts for him?

Thinking so in his heart, he couldn't say that, Rooney looked at Leander with disgust while jogging: "It's all because of the Sun that vote, Colleen opened a webpage and asked me who she should vote for?" Can I get him to choose you? In order to let my wife know that I am the best, I not only arranged candlelight dinners, but also accompanied her to swipe her card, and even booked a summer itinerary in advance. ”

Leander smiled brightly.

"Colleen is still willing to give you this opportunity, you can be happy, if I were her, I would have divorced you a long time ago." The man who can't control the third leg.

Rooney almost didn't throw it up when he heard this.

Damn!!!!

"I'd marry a woman like you?"

Leander: "You're the woman→_→"

The plot of this brain supplement is so amazing, Rooney almost threw up, and the one who is most afraid of death is Ashley Young, who is also a local player: "I think Ander's women's clothes are much more charming than Colleen's sister-in-law, and he nominated the most popular girl among otaku, because women's clothes are so amazing, and there are ...... pillows on the market."

He was originally complaining, and then found that everyone looked at him wrongly.

"I saw it by accident!"

"What I like is big-breasted beauties!"

Is that kind of childlike big breasts in Japanese anime? Leander obviously didn't use a prosthesis, and his women's clothes were also flat-chested, so it was not easy to compete for rankings with virtual characters.

"You say that ranking is true? Authoritative not? ”

"Of course it's true, I can still lie to you, except for Andre, the selected characters are all virtual characters XD."

Leander: Thank you so much!!

The commentary found that their expressions were too rich, especially Rooney, who vomited twice in the blink of an eye, and Richard Keith was a little worried: "Rooney's situation doesn't look good, isn't it too risky for Sir Alex Ferguson to put him in the starting lineup?" ”

"It's never more risky than the four, three, three in the twenty-second round, as the most senior manager in the Premier League, Ferguson always has his own ideas, how can we see through it?"

It makes sense to say that, and Richard Keith is happy to talk about the current situation in the Premier League.

"Manchester City lost 0-1 away to Everton in the last round, and the gap between them and the top of the table was stretched to 13 points, compared to Manchester United's opponents Chelsea in this round, they drew with Swansea in the last round and are currently fourth in the table, only one point ahead of Arsenal."

"The Gunners' form is not good, after a 4-4 draw with Manchester United in the 22nd round, and a draw with Bolton Wanderers in the 23rd round, it would have been a good opportunity to surpass Chelsea, and it is really a pity not to get three points from the vice-captain."

"To put it mildly, after beating Newcastle 5-3 in the last round, Blackburn have won three in a row. Fans are very happy with these changes in the second half of the season, and they thank the owner for buying the team every game, thank him for his big investment, and pull banners home and away, Blackburn are one of the best teams at the moment. Midfield stalwart James Rodriguez has climbed to second place in the assists charts and has more than a dozen games to go, and with that momentum to continue, he has a good chance of catching up with Kaka. ”

When it comes to Blackburn, fans can't help but shake their heads, they are really too promising, either scoring consecutive goals or conceding goals in a row, that posture is like a water pipe bursting, and it can't be blocked. Ter Stegen didn't let his predecessors steal the limelight either, his buttery hands were as wonderful as his spiritual saves, and he could save no matter how magical his shot was when he was powerful, and he would send it to the door by himself.

Some people appreciate this kind of open to play against the offensive posture, this kind of game is exciting and beautiful, and some people think that it is more important to ensure that they win, and the boss does not lose money?

Zhang Ercai is not worried, with this posture, within two seasons, many young players in the team will be gods. For example, Hummels, who can also score goals in the backline, Rodriguez will not talk about it, he is simply feeding the king of cakes...... If you want to recoup your costs, it's too easy, and you can open a position and sell people after two seasons.

He really didn't put any pressure on the players, let everyone go out to play, and after the game, he also named and performed those who were particularly open-minded, and named and said that the award should be considered first.

Because there is a boss taking the lead, they are not panicking when they are lagging behind now, isn't it just 0:2, what is the hurry to catch up in minutes?

The players who were not calm have been forced to become big hearts, and looking at the entire football world, there is no second one.

In the twenty-fourth round of the Premier League, Manchester United's opponent is the Blues Chelsea, which is not easy to dismiss; Blackburn Rovers are similar, they want to challenge Arsenal away, the boss is very dissatisfied with the 22nd round of Evans's forced killing, my male god actually planted a heel in Arsenal, no, I have to get it back!

The boss let go, as long as they can win this game, they will be invited to a big dinner after the kick; If you win more than three balls, according to Chinese customs, you will be given a red envelope for the New Year; If you win by more than five goals, the first team will send a Land Rover Aurora per person, isn't Andel talking to Land Rover about endorsements, although this is not very expensive, it is also very happy to pick it up for nothing, and, because of many young players in the team, Land Rover Aurora is already very good.

The meaning is already very clear, it is still the first month, within fifteen days, you can send red envelopes every day, and if you win, you should pay New Year's greetings, and the more red envelopes you win, the bigger the bigger, if you lose, heheda.

Because the owner is Chinese, the players are used to understanding what is happening in China, it is time to pay New Year's greetings, it is time to light wax, and it is time to send blessings. Because the daily search is troublesome, the witty Blackburn team follows Leander.

Chinese New Year's Eve and the first day of the first month did not play for two days, the year is anyway, the boss red envelope has not been issued, people said, just look at Arsenal this, if you lose nothing, draw, each bag fifty pounds, win to have good things.

The players were very motivated and on the way to the Emirates Stadium they were tapping Ronaldo on the shoulder and cheering him on.

"It's up to you for our Land Rover, Hames."

"Give me a few more assists and I was in the best shape today."

"Yesterday I scored two in the group, give it to me!"

……

Thiago Silva was tired and he wanted to remind these idiots that whoever scores, whether they play or not, is the same. In the eyes of the boss, they are a team, everyone is happy to win, even if you look good, if you lose, there is no benefit.

Forget it, let's not talk about it, they have already used "Hames for me" as a mantra, even if it is a team training, they have to shout twice.

Blackburn's away game against Arsenal was played at the same time as Stamford Bridge, and both attracted a large number of fans, with Manchester United and Blackburn Rovers being two of the most open teams in the Premier League, at least for now, and the game is sure to be watchable.

Professor Wenger was under a lot of pressure.

To tell the truth, he is very jealous of the current Blackburn, the players are psychologically good, and very hard-working, very aggressive, that posture is like a Tibetan mastiff rushing forward, the key is that they are not chaotic, in fact, the offensive idea is very clear, not to mention Arsenal, even if it is a lineup like Manchester United, and they dare not say that they will win, that is, five or five, either you blow him up, or you are blown up, and do not accept the draw.

Compared to Arsene Wenger, Chelsea boss Villas-Boas is not much better, when he landed at Stamford Bridge and said that I was aiming for a quadruple, he was very imposing, and now it has been half a season, and Abramou is very unhappy with him.

Boas is known as the Second of the Madman, but he is not as good as Mourinho, and even those who are dissatisfied with the madman's style must admit it, although they are both Portuguese and have made a name for themselves early.

How to say that?

The Portuguese coach had a hard time and arrived at Stamford Bridge in hopes of establishing his credibility and fired at Frank Lampard, with the 33-year-old being squeezed to the bench and Villas-Boas promoted a new man to replace him, but this man was far worse than the magic lamp.

Villas-Boas enjoyed great success at Porto last season as they won the Europa League, with Falcao and Hulk combining for 74 goals, which is remarkable. His approach doesn't work at Chelsea, where his favourite combination of Didier Drogba and Torres has only scored around ten goals so far, failing to replicate the myth at Porto.

The coach's low emotional intelligence doesn't know how to offend too many dressing room bigwigs, not to mention anything else, the England gang is very dissatisfied with him, and Boas is a hard temper, he reprimanded the players in interviews, attracting a lot of followers. For quite some time, it was popular for the London team to mock Chelsea, saying that although it was a regional team, the atmosphere was too different, the Chelsea dressing room was very chaotic, the English people were calling for the rain to show their might, they took the players and the manager to sing against the stage, and so on.

Originally, the contradiction was that Boas was too iron-blooded, but he was not capable enough, and everyone was willing to obey when he was in Porto, but Chelsea was not Porto, and any one in the dressing room here was a big man, how could you use the same way?

You're not as famous as the players, you're not as qualified as theirs, and the core of Chelsea's big players is all homegrown players like Frank Lampard, John Terry, Ashley Cole...... What can you do to them? What media can tear you apart.

According to the media, Terry and Boas have a conflict, but Terry himself refused to admit it, saying that we don't have any problems, so let's not talk about it, Lampard and Boas have turned their backs. The magic lamp wanted to talk to Boas because he was not satisfied with the treatment he was given, the manager refused to see him, and then the relationship between the two became very bad, the whole world knew that Boas provoked the vice-captain of Chelsea, and the results of his team were not very good, only fourth in the standings, this position is shaky, which can make Abu satisfied?

The Russian oligarch is the kind of guy who can get the manager out of the way without winning the title, you're fourth in the league, and you drew Borussia Dortmund in the last 16 of the Champions League, it's fucking reads;.

The last draw against Swansea City was already a second in a row, and many reminded him that he had to fight against Manchester United.

If the Red Devils lose, no one will dare to do anything to the lord, you are different, the boss will say goodbye to you every minute.

Who is Abu? He even fired the current England coach Carlo Ancelotti, or let people get out of the bus directly, in the past few years after taking over Chelsea, he has fired too many coaches, and the boss has invested so much money that he is impatient, and he will immediately see the results and win the championship. In addition, when you came, you said everything, you said that you wanted to win the quadruple crown, but now you are fourth in the league, it is no wonder that the boss can be satisfied.

As the media speculated, Abramovich has already had a meeting, and with his right-hand man, he does not accept three consecutive draws, let alone lose, if this one cannot be won, let Roberto Di Matteo temporarily take the position of manager, let Boas go.

It's not a question of not being able to win, it's about Villas-Boas throwing chaos in the Chelsea dressing room with two groups of people in the ring. The people he supported were very respectful of the manager, because they had enough opportunities, and they publicly expressed their support for Boas on more than one occasion, saying that he was very capable, that he was doing the right thing, and that the difficulties were only temporary and that they would soon be able to get out...... There are a lot of supports, and even more opposition, it's not okay for you to offend local players to death in the Premier League, the media won't support you, the outside voice will be very ugly, it just so happens that Abu is a person who cares about these things very much.

He invested in the euro of Dabi, he wanted to achieve good results, he wanted to be a god in the hearts of the fans, he didn't want to hear anything unsatisfactory.

Chelsea managers are notoriously difficult, even harder than at Real Madrid, and Lafayette will at least give you more time, Abou won't.

Chelsea is at home in the 24th round of the Premier League, Villas-Boas is not allowed to win, and the whole world knows that when you have this kind of indicator against Manchester United, you will be under a lot of pressure.

It's too hard to win.

The players on both sides are warming up, Boas is young, and he also personally came out to take the players and give them final guidance, in contrast, Manchester United is very relaxed, the players don't know what they are talking about, they are stretching and laughing, it feels like a friendly match or a group confrontation.

What are you talking about?

The fans wanted to know, but they couldn't think of it.

Rooney said that he could just find a luxury jewelry store and buy something to wrap up, and Kaka said that he still had to show his heart, and Leander felt bad.

Purpose?

can make Ronaldo feel his heart, Leander may only be able to send two things.

The first is the check.

If anyone has a birthday that can make him willingly give a red envelope, let alone fill out a check, even if it is fifty or one hundred pounds, I am afraid that it is true love.

The second is to give yourself.

After knowing each other for so long, Leander also understands how dirty Ronaldo is.

……

He thought it would be enough to write a happy birthday strip celebration, at most to show a little bit of care in the shooting action, and listening to Kaka and Rooney discuss it seemed too casual reads;

Rooney is still saying that getting a big beauty to send him to bed is the most reliable, absolutely agreeable.

Leander narrowed her eyes.

How dare you say it, damn fatty, I'll let you shoot until you collapse, and then stack Arhats to press you out!!

It's okay to mess around outside, and you even want to bring others badly.

Forget about changing to someone else, it's Ronaldo.

Just kidding, he was remembered by Leander, who was ready to "honor" him, try to score only three goals for himself, give all the chances to the fat man, and let the Chelsea players take care of the fat man.

At this moment, Rooney didn't know that he was in trouble, and he was still talking.

The game started in such an atmosphere, the Chelsea players were very dignified, they were ready to fight today, the home must win, the referee blew the whistle and they launched an attack, the momentum was very strong, but their main force was injured a large number of misses, Terry, Ashley Cole, Lampard, Drogba, Ramirez all did not play, Sturridge was dribbling the ball, and was done by Ashley Young head-on, Young was not greedy after the backfield steal, and immediately distributed the ball to Leander, and the dragon father ran a long distance of dozens of meters to the goal.

Cech was ready to make a save when he played a back-heel pass to Rooney.

Although the fat boss is wavering, he is still reliable at the critical moment, and the pass is very sudden, but because he is used to cooperating with Leander, he receives it very smoothly, and sends the ball into the net pocket when Cech does not react.

I really didn't expect him to give up such a good shot to assist Rooney, Cech shook his head.

From Ashley Young's break to Rooney's goal, it took less than ten seconds before and after, plus the time of the kick-off in front of him, a total of □□ seconds, this goal came too quickly. Abu in the stands directly blackfaced, his intuition was not good, and Sky Sports was already roaring here.

“ooooal！”

"Ashley Young's clean tackle and Leander's move to goal to assist Wayne Rooney, it was a wonderful combination! Manchester United opened the scoring on the road and took a 1-0 lead, a game that was already difficult for a devastated Chelsea and now the situation is even worse. ”

Andy Gray also wanted to say that Manchester United would definitely not let them go, and they definitely wanted to chase after the victory, and the live broadcast camera gave a scene of the pit father, Rooney wanted to rush up and hug Leander, but he didn't succeed, and was pounced on the turf by his good friend, Leander also gestured to Ashley Young, come on, come on, come on...... The whole Manchester United team just stacked up like this, almost crushing Rooney out of the air.

Leander's discovery is actually not so cool.

Why?

Because he's the penultimate one, it's enough to choke!

Fat is still too true, kind and beautiful, he didn't see Leander's action of greeting his teammates, so he thanked him for giving up such a good opportunity.

"Andre, you're so nice to me!"

"We're really best friends!"

……

It wasn't cool in the first place, but when he heard this, Daddy Dragon wanted to flip the table.

This idiot!

Stupid!