17. Chapter XVII
Chapter 17 The boss who likes acting
Breaking up a couple who have just met is actually quite simple.
If you let the agents of the British Intelligence Agency do it, those handsome men and women who have received the highest level of 'lust/seduction' tutorials and know how to use their own advantages to deceive intelligence at any time can give everyone a teaching lesson on 'how to step in with the third party, how to dig into the corner efficiently and successfully' in minutes.
However, Daniel has always prided himself as a technical job and a support person, and scoffs at direct, crude (in fact, he simply can't learn it) methods.
So, he used a very wise (shameless) scheme.
The cinema is the largest gathering place for couples, and at the door of the cinema, every night, countless underage children run to earn pocket money.
They carried baskets of flowers, intercepted couples one by one, and like little robbers, they diligently sold: "Sir, buy a bouquet of flowers for your beautiful girlfriend!" β
At this time, whether it is for the sake of face or love, most men will have to contribute their wallets.
Daniel found six or seven children, ranging in age from four or five years old to β‘β‘ years old, of all skin colours, and each made a small five-pound deal for a deposit of two pounds, and when the deed was done, he came to receive another three pounds.
So, when Dr. Watson told a joke to the beautiful woman next to him, and made the beautiful woman laugh irrepressibly, and began to fantasize that he would have a good night tonight.
The seven or eight children rushed out at the same time like a derailed locomotive, hugged his thighs tightly, and shouted in unison: Daddy!
Everyone nearby was stunned!
"Daddy, don't you want us?"
"Daddy, are you looking for a new mother?"
"Dad, Dad, you and your mother have been living together for half a month, why aren't you getting married?"
"Dad, Dad, Mom, although she has a bad personality and always likes to run around, you can't betray him."
"Daddy, Daddy, look at my curls, think about Mommy!"
(McCroft: That's a black kid, right?) Miss Assistant: Yes...... Moreover, two men could not have children. Sir, please don't think about it anymore. οΌ
"Daddy...... Father...... Whining...... Mom spends money indiscriminately, she spends it all, I have no money to spend, can you give me a pound? β
(Daniel: The last crying sentence was definitely not taught by me!) οΌ
Poor Dr. Watson was dazed by a barrage of 'Daddy Daddy', and it was as if the honest little military doctor had been forced X three hundred times by life.
At first, he kept retorting: "I'm not your father...... I'm not ......."
Immediately afterwards, he desperately explained to his girlfriend: "Susan, you listen to my explanation...... I don't know them...... It's true...... Trust me......"
In the end, when he wanted to catch up with his girlfriend, whose face changed drastically and turned away without hesitation, the little devils holding his thighs successfully fixed him in place......
He could only look pitifully at the direction his girlfriend left, stretched out his arms, but only got a back......
A young black man next to him looked at so many children of different ages and skin colors around him, and his face was amazed.
He glanced at the doctor's next three ways with his eyes, poked the doctor who was already petrified, and, giving the poor doctor a thumbs up, and sincerely complimenting, "Dude, you are really capable. β
βDamnit!β
No matter how honest a person is, his lungs are about to be blown up, and Dr. Watson let out a great curse.
He was about to grab a kid and ask, 'What the hell are you?' β
The group of little demons who had achieved their goal glanced at each other, and in an instant, they scattered in a hurry, running in all directions, and soon, they disappeared into the crowd.
Dr. Watson stood in the middle of the square in front of the cinema, like a helpless and confused teddy, looking around with a pitiful expression.
But this ...... Is...... Well done!
Daniel clutched his stomach and laughed.
At the same time, Mr. McCroft Holmes was a serious consulting assistant: "How can anyone be fooled by such a clumsy ploy that can be seen through at a glance?" β
Indeed, seven or eight children, of different ages and skin colors, as long as you think about it carefully, you will know that this is definitely not something that a normal man can do.
"Sir, people are always swayed by feelings, especially when they are angry. Once this happens, sanity is lost and IQ drops. The assistant replied with the same seriousness.
"Tsk, a bunch of brainless goldfish." Mycroft commented contemptuously, and then he smiled again: "However, sometimes it is better to deal with goldfish. It's just a bit of a drama, but it's good to achieve the goal......"
He quickly stopped the comment about the 'Goldfish', tilted his head slightly, and asked, "Did you record it?" β
"Yes, sir!" The almighty assistant lady replied without interruption: "The three hundred and sixty degrees have been recorded without dead ends." β
"Let the technical department make an edit, give Dr. Watson a few more beautiful close-ups, and then, with a BGM, subtitles, special effects or something, and send it to my mailbox tomorrow morning."
"Okay, Sir."
Ignore a brother's 'unique liking brother' way.
Daniel is holding his wallet, in a hidden and narrow alley, settling the 'commission' for the children.
He also gave an extra pound to the boy who was 'shrewd, who knew how to add lines to himself, and asked Dr. Watson for money,' to reward him for his outstanding performance.
"It's kind of funny." Daniel was startled by the sudden sound of a male voice, and he turned around and looked intently at the people as he motioned for the children to leave.
It was a man who looked very ordinary at first glance, but if you look closely, you will find that the details are very exquisite.
Strong pectoral muscles can be faintly seen under the gray short-sleeved T-shirt, the eyebrows are neatly trimmed, the eyelashes seem to be dyed, and the eyes are large, revealing a childlike curiosity.
He is now a little cramped with his hands, trying to strike up a conversation but embarrassed to open his eyes wide, trying to find the topic: "Hey, were you just playing a prank?" I mean, you've gotten enough of that short guy! β
"You are?" Daniel's blue eyes narrowed.
Actually, ask yourself, he is not a very good talker, although he always pretends to be very relatable to deceive the audience, but only when he performs in the front stage, not behind the scenes after the performance.
"I just...... I just feel like you're doing something creative. The man seemed to be made more nervous by his attitude, rubbing his hands back and forth, and then, trying to make a friendly smile, "Can you make a friend?" β
Then, he held out his hand, "I'm Jim, and it's nice to meet you." β
Familiar with this face-to-face? [Note 1]
Daniel's gaze subconsciously moved from his face to the outstretched hand, as if ...... It seems like...... Seems...... Possible...... Hit another boss?
Semi-ring,
"Hi Jim! I'm Daniel. Daniel gave a formulaic smile and then extended his hand.
It's just, at the moment when the two hands are shaken......
This guy named Jim, maybe a certain boss, bent his little finger and gently scratched it twice in the palm of his hand, like a naughty kitten, stretching out his paws to scratch the tip of a person's heart.
Daniel looked up, and the man winked playfully at him, giving him a somewhat ambiguous smile.
"Actually, you can think about better people......"
The boss, who was probably still in disguise, said in an innocent and lively tone, "Daniel, really, that short man looks straight, and it's not with us." So, please don't feel sorry for him, you look handsome, funny and cute, and there are better people waiting for you......"
He's even got little tiger teeth! β
Daniel silently cute.
"First of all, you misunderstood." He tried his best to calmly follow the BOSS play, "I have nothing to do with that gentleman, I'm just doing my friend a favor." β
Jim gave a slightly panicked 'sorry' look at the right time.
"Secondly, do I look a lot like gay?"
Jim looked hurt and confused again, but Daniel felt like he was about to laugh.
"Finally, who do you mean by better?"
Daniel's chin lifted a little, and a smile flashed in his blue eyes, "Yourself, Jim?" β