This is the first time, and the audience can't wait for the game to start immediately, and they don't want to listen to the stupid host. However, there are some things, you can't stop it if it's coming, after taking care of Rooney, Ramos and Kaka, Duan Xuan looked at Leander.

As a representative of the state media, he believes that he should treat everyone equally.

He thought so, and he did.

He cast Leander's ultimate move.

"There is no need to say more about your popularity in China, in front of the tens of millions of viewers in front of the TV, say a few words."

Leander looked at the camera sincerely: "It's a pleasure to have this sweet date with the fans, you have given me infinite courage in the past two years, and we will continue to walk together after today, I love you." ”

These words are said to all the viewers in front of the TV, but it makes people feel as if they are love words in their ears, the voice is very sexy, the rhythm is soothing, and many female fans blushed and screamed uncontrollably. Duan Xuan followed with a sentence of "I love you too", and the charming feeling disappeared completely, and the fans instantly switched to frightened expressions. From the beginning to now, he himself has never felt embarrassed, and shook his head with a smile and said: "It's all the same, the reaction is so bad, I've worked in vain for more than ten years, and I'm not as good as you." ”

Hearing the original words translated, the few people next to Leander couldn't hold back.

Poof! Poofhahahaha!!

I thought that this host knew that he would accept it when he saw it, but he didn't expect it to reach his limit! This changed to Rooney, the fans laughed, we are more and more fat and will joke, are you Rooney? How familiar you are with our Andre, and the joke is so casual!

The friends just smiled and watched the excitement, and all the fans seemed to be fried.

I'm cǎoah!!!!!!

Is this provoking us? There's a kind of you say again!

You said that you have "unexpectedly" not been as good as Leander in the past ten years...... That's what you mean?

How big is the face compared to our goddess? Who are you?

[It's embarrassing to see that pie face, as a Barcelona fan, I can't stand it!! This is not a shame on oneself, this is a joke that makes fans all over the world look at our China, the British tabloids know that they are obedient when they jump in front of these people, I don't bother to say anything about the open, I have seen this one in two years as a black fan, to be honest, whose money is this received? ]

[Instinct sues me that he wants to be famous and wants to go crazy.] ]

[This kind of words make Rooney let Ba Shen let Da Ibu say that it is not disobedient, it is in line with the character and worthy of the identity, and he dares to be so yin and yang weird when he pulls out a host casually? ] On behalf of my whole family, I say that it is not uncommon for you to love us, where is it cool, you !! ]

[The goddess walks through the wind and rain, Duan Xuan, you are a fool.] ]

Leander didn't react that much, he chuckled and said, "Speaking of which, I remember that after the injury in early July, many friends came to see me in the hospital, and they heard similar things at that time. My friend comforted me and said, 'Even if you don't raise it well, it doesn't matter, don't be sad, anyway, you've earned enough, two seasons will top me for ten seasons, be content'...... I was busy comforting Mr. Agent, who was in a state of collapse, didn't answer seriously, so I'll respond formally here, okay, friend, will you comfort people? Didn't graduate from elementary school? ”

It seems to be responding to a friend who can't chat, but it's actually reminding the host next to him.

If you can't speak, shut up, don't embarrass your compatriots, is it appropriate for people to think of your stupid remarks when they mention China in the future? Isn't this a smear?

Leander's words, different people heard different reactions, he focused on the host who wanted to wake up did not get the point, but was attracted by the corners and corners, Duan Xuan laughed happily, and after laughing, he asked, "Who is so talented?" ”

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……

Cristiano Ronaldo & Kaka & Ramos & Rooney & Leander: Stupid?

Audience: Born mentally retarded.

Leander's heart was full of holes, and he couldn't continue the topic with another person, and he was still trying his best to cooperate: "Secret, I can't tell you about this." ”

Duan Xuan is still hehe.

"Even if you don't say it, the majority of fans can pick this person out, and the information of ten years is too straightforward."

Leander replied to him with a hehe.

Do you know a basket? This paragraph is made up, and with your level of chat, I wouldn't have been able to carry out the round show for a long time if I didn't help.

Duan Xuan didn't realize that he was already angry, so he cut the topic: "There are more Sherlock Holmes in our fan group, and you can see this when you look back at Weibo, it's better to talk about something else." Just now you said that you were injured at the beginning of July, we have seen the video, you are very strong, from being kicked to today, you have not shed a single tear, positive and optimistic are constantly spreading positive energy, and some people even say that you are the living Olympic spirit, and there is no better place to be the torchbearer of the London Olympic Games. Now it seems that although you have lost some things and gained a lot from this serious injury, I want to ask how you feel about this injury? What was the situation at that time? What do you think? Is there a change of mind now? ”

The biggest feeling is that this show is still hosted by another person.

It's been the first time I've met someone who can't chat like this in the past two years.

Leander was a little tired, and Ronaldo's face changed slightly, thinking that he had just fought hard enough, and the main event was behind. Cristiano Ronaldo is still in a complicated mood, and Leander has already sorted out his thoughts and started to answer.

"Injuries are a common occurrence for athletes, and I believe in the level of medical care and in my ability to recover, and I have never wavered. But if I want to talk about what I got, the first is the rare holiday, and the second is that I really feel the care and love of the fans and friends. ”

After talking about the good side, I also had to cry miserably by the way, Leander wrenched his fingers and said: "I don't want to go, this injury makes everyone scramble, I was going to run to light the fire, and I appeared in front of everyone handsomely, but I changed to a wheelchair; I was supposed to represent Team Great Britain in the Olympics for gold, but they didn't remove me until the day before the roster was announced, which was also a no-brainer; I had planned a lot of trips, but I was busy with the shooting of competition advertisements and postponed it several times, so I rarely had time, and now I can't shoot like this......"

He paused for two seconds before he spoke slowly: "I'm also sorry that next season may be delayed a lot, but I can only trust my teammates, support them firmly, and silently bless them." ”

Leander had just brought a few tears down the eyes of the fans when Rooney slapped the table.

"After so many glorious years, you can be paralyzed in a few months? It just made me switch to playing a single striker, and the limelight is mine. ”

Mom's fat is getting more and more cured, in order to make your friends feel so arrogant.

It's really cute≧ε≦!

Leander laughed violently, and the fans unconsciously hooked the corners of their mouths.

There is a word called good things and many grinds, and there is another word called good times are not permanent, the tone of this show has been set, it is bumpy, the host seems to have never seen a big-name star, he doesn't want to step on the thunder, as if he is stabbing his heart to go, the field has just been rescued, and he has opened it again.

"We interviewed the surgeon who operated on you, and he said that you had no anesthesia for the whole operation, is it true?"

"Yes."

"Why did you choose such an abusive approach? Are you allergic to drugs or want to highlight your strong side? Or is there something else? Doesn't it hurt? ”

As soon as it was translated, Leander hadn't answered, and Rooney finally couldn't hold it back: "I didn't know if it hurts or not, and I just gave you a free demonstration of how the flying kick passed." ”

Damn, even if it's a stamped black powder, he didn't fight it.

Stupid?

How did you survive?

So you can't chat and have friends?

Rooney felt that his fist was itchy, and he couldn't hold it back, and was about to rub it up and grab him from under the table, and Leander also glanced at him: calm down!

This is a live broadcast, it's not a big deal to smash the field, you can't teach bad fans, it's not right to do it if you don't say it well, if you want to do it, at least pick a place where no one is there......

Wayne is joking, it's not that it doesn't hurt, I can still bear that kind of Cheng dù. It's not a great reason to insist on not using anesthetics, I don't like the feeling of losing control, you must be conscious and able to manipulate yourself to move freely, this is the bottom line. ”

The host nodded: "It's just insecure, I can understand, but the price is too great, how painful do you have to get stitches without anesthesia?" ”

"It's not that hard to bear pain as a practice."

I've been beaten too much before, and it's not uncommon for me to have my leg broken, I'm really used to it.

Looking at Rooney's reaction, you can know that they don't mind, and they have a good temper after enduring all the way, but the fans don't understand, is the host a sunspot or a blind eye? How did such a fool get to where he is today?

[Even the Sun is polite to us Ander, it must have been twenty minutes since we met such a fool today, right?] It's all heart-piercing questions, it's rude and unkind, and the whole process of yin and yang weirdness makes me irritable. Seriously, if other stars had come, I would have changed the channel a long time ago, and I would rather find live broadcasts on other platforms, and I would have gone crazy when I saw that the stars were still enduring the guest lineup. ]

[What's the picture?] What the hell is the picture? Is it really crazy to be popular? I can't believe that he can ask Ander if he doesn't take anesthetics to make himself more handsome, which means hype? Do you know how red my goddess is? He still uses bitter meat tricks? He still uses hype? ]

[Don't pull my fat boss, beat him!] Damn, I'm almost sick and vomiting, why did you send this idiot to host? ]

[He looked at his phone, Weibo has exploded, and the hottest topic is #Duan Xuan get out of CCTV#, #段宣道歉#...... If my male god and goddess come to China, I will be humiliated, I would rather he not come, I can go over the wall to watch the show. ]

[If I, this show is not recorded, you want to block me at will, arranging this kind of host CCTV is dissatisfied with our Andre?] ]

[Although I know it's useless to say anything here, I'm so irritable, I want to hit someone!! ]

[Why doesn't this kind of garbage host go to heaven?] He didn't want to know how Andel felt, let the fat boss demonstrate it, kick off his two legs to give him a chance to hype, and he didn't need anesthetic stitches if he had the ability! ]

[Is this still human?] Pigs and dogs are inferior to things!! ]

……

Rooney was dragged and I don't know how many people regretted it.

This kind of stupid guy should be beaten, and then he can't be beaten to death, it's light!

How dare he??

How dare he!!

Don't talk about fans, don't talk about fans, no one can accept these when I hear her say this, this is ruining our Su zhì in front of foreign friends, forget Leander, don't you say it when others go back?

Let people know that the Chinese host is so virtuous, who would dare to come?

I haven't been crazy before, after Leander's questions, the station is panicked, unlike other players, the relationship between CCTV and Leander has always been very close, and the interviews are basically accepted, and the answers can be satisfactory, the first stop of this China trip is CCTV, and two programs were originally planned, the first is to explain this one, and there is an exclusive interview with the world's football, five people on the same stage, this is a big production in the football program, the two heaviest stations this year, what to do now? What to do!!!

"You guys make a decision quickly, the Internet has already fried the pot, and Weibo posts and Tianya are all scolded."

"It's not good to let people down directly, it's too blunt? How does this work? ”

"There are about 20 minutes left before the official game, so let him come down before the game starts and hand over the field to Leander."

"There's no other way, so be it, why is such a big plan so disturbing? Tomorrow the fans won't bury us? ”

"The wording of the small paragraph is indeed a bit problematic, he is also an old man of the TV station, why did he make such a mistake?"

"Don't talk about it, think about how to remedy it, and make a report to the top first."

……

Now the station is in a mess, I just hope to survive the last twenty minutes, and then naturally take people down, things can really be as they expected? Can you really spend it smoothly?

Duan Xuan also saw those words on the message board, he was obviously asking for benefits for the fans, why did he meet these white-eyed wolves?

Anyway, he was already scolded, and the fans said it ugly enough, it couldn't be worse, so Duan Xuan tossed it according to his own ideas. There were still twenty minutes to go, so it was okay to talk about the game itself, and obviously, he felt that Britain had nothing to talk about South Korea, all the young players didn't know a few, and he continued his conversation.

"You said after winning the quadruple that when you get all the glory that a Premier League team can take, you have to go to other leagues, is that true? Would you say that, is it unhappy in the Premier League? ”

"You're thinking too much."

"Is it because the transfer can have better prospects? Better treatment? ”

"......," Leander choked for a moment before he said, "It's a shame you're wrong, I said I want to move mainly because my colleagues in the Premier League want me to leave sooner, and the fans think the same way, except for our own family." This is a choice for the sake of life, and it is time to meet new challenges after winning the highest honor. ”

Duan Xuan apologized to Leander, he misunderstood, but people like Leander really mind what people think?

"Won't you be reluctant? Manchester United fans love you so much! ”

"I was reluctant, I was also reluctant to all the Blackburn fans when I transferred to Manchester United, but there is no such thing as a feast in the world, and I didn't say I had to leave now, but I just thought that if there was no challenge in the Premier League, it would be good to have the opportunity to go outside. Actually, it's superfluous to say anything like this now, and I'm still in a wheelchair? And ......"

Leander stopped when he said this, and Duan Xuan asked him what else.

"Last season, for example, we played against Liverpool four times, and every time we won against them, Steven didn't care about me, and it took me a lot of effort to come back, and if I won so much, I would have no friends."

Although that's the way it is, is it really good to just say it?

Take, for example, Gerald.

Team Jay knows that he will be friends with you.

After the fans complained, Leander continued to scold Duan Xuan, damn it, why do you pick such a sensitive topic? Is it okay to make sugar quietly? Don't give us glass slag.

Pray that there can be so many tragedies in the world?

Is it strange that he can hold on to the broken jar?

The message board was all brushed down, Duan Xuan didn't read it directly, he didn't inject water at all, and neatly threw out the next question: "Please Rooney to evaluate Leander's choice." ”

I'm a fool to deal with you again!

Rooney didn't even turn his head as if he hadn't heard.

Fools deliberately provoke wars!

Why haven't you been killed yet?

Kindly saved the scene and was slapped so much invisible slap, Leander didn't care, the scene was a little embarrassing, Duan Xuan also realized that Rooney was not easy to mess with, and no longer asked him, but asked Ronaldo: "I heard that Real Madrid President Mr. Florentino likes Leander very much and is willing to pay 300 million euros to buy him, is it very regrettable after learning that Leander is injured?" ”

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It's your mother!!!!!

Fans don't know the deep relationship between Leander and Ronaldo, they only know that Xiao Xiao has a strong self-esteem, you dare to ask him this kind of question in person? Is this mocking his transfer fee of less than 100 million?

The camera was scared, and the leaders of the station came to hold up the sign in person, with big red characters on the white background: Enter the advertisement!! You come down!!

Before Duan Xuan could execute, Ronaldo had already replied: "I'm not the chairman, I don't know what the chairman thinks, I only represent myself, I'm looking forward to being teammates with Andel, we will definitely be able to cooperate tacitly." ”

He didn't shake his face, and he couldn't even see anything abnormal, and because of this, the fans were even worse.

The heart is so bad, really.

How can such a thing be asked?

Is the official media amazing? I'm not afraid to offend people, right?

After Ronaldo answered, Duan Xuan entered the advertisement with a black face, he was still aggrieved, the media questions didn't all take the sharp route, what is the point of listening to your scenes? Asking questions also helped dispel a lot of rumors, why did they provoke fans? Fans who watch reversal dramas every day are so vulnerable?

He thought that the leader was going to give a lecture, but no one paid attention to him after going down, so the leader urgently found Liu Jianhong and asked him to take the top, especially reminding him to take an ordinary route, say more good things, and stop teasing the stars, the show can't go on.

After the advertisement came back, the fans' anger subsided a little, and Liu Jianhong scratched his heart and lungs and thought of a reason, saying that Duan Xuan suddenly felt unwell and went to rest, and he came to replace him.

The scene was understandable, and the fans reminded him on the message board.

Stop hurting us Ander.

Don't poke my heart in the heart.

It's better not to be brilliant, and you don't mess around.

……

The host of the men's 1/4 finals of the Olympic Games still failed to win in the end, and the South Korean team eliminated Great Britain in a penalty shootout to reach the semifinals.

"CCTV celebrity secretly plotted to be a popular star, Rooney turned his face on the spot"

"The Most Failed Program, the Most Failed China Tour"

"The Five Heavenly Kings Repeat Messi's Mistakes and Come to China to Be Humiliated"

"Tens of millions of people protested, and the leader came out to give an explanation, that's what the script wrote? 》

In reality, the domestic media exploded, and then this matter spread to the world at a very fast speed, and even the headlines in the UK were grabbed, and Messi also saw the news, and he accidentally remembered the past in 07.

Despite the difficult times, Messi found his own way of playing, he had great success, he didn't mind his height, he didn't have low self-esteem, and the experience at that time was still grassy enough.

Just because I'm able to take it lightly doesn't mean you can keep saying things that don't like me.

Although Messi didn't say anything, he was really embarrassed at the time, but he didn't expect that it was not the limit, and these five were directly poked in the heart. After seeing the news, Messi sent a message to Leander: [You are also too popular. ]

Leander: [Boss Mei, I misread you, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, and you would change your way to boast about yourself!!] ]

Think about it carefully, yes, to say that Leander was used to dig up the news because she was too popular, isn't it just a disguised boast of himself? I also encountered these when I was in 07, Messi held the phone and smiled shyly, and gave Leander a cute expression back.

The interaction between the two of them, Ronaldo and Rooney saw it in their eyes and were humming.

"You be upright, don't be corroded by sugar, cannonballs, and briquettes!"

"That's it, I'm going to be an opponent in the future, what does it mean to be so good with him?"

……

Leander originally wanted to talk a few words, but was forced to put down the claw machine, he smiled and said: "He has not been better than us in China in 07 years, the host asked how tall are you?" Are you the shortest in your family? Did you ever hear gossip from your peers when you were a kid? You are 1.69 meters Maradona 1.68 meters you are Maradona wearing height-increasing shoes...... Those problems are not much easier than ours, we have at least five people to share the pressure, isn't this connected to the same fate? It inevitably resonates. ”

This is seen from the message board, Leanderton Guò inadvertently peeked at a lot of things, because of the language barrier, the others don't know yet, listening to Leander, Ramos couldn't stop laughing.

"Is it the host who interviewed Messi today? He really dared to say, why didn't Boss Mei kill so many fans? ”

"Maradona in heightened shoes can't be the same thing, right? I don't believe it! I don't believe you kill me! ”

Leander: →_→

What the fans said, you don't believe yourself to verify it!

Leander originally thought that this thing was deliberate, but knowing that Messi had been hurt in 07, he suddenly understood, probably because of his true feelings. It's not a big deal if you get used to it, the damage has rebounded anyway, and there are briquettes on the back anyway.

As a world-class star, these five just won't do anything to him, lose their points!

They will go to find the video of Messi in '07 to soothe the wounded heart.

Leander leisurely strolled around the post bar and watched the fans tear Duan Xuan.

This posture, they don't need to do anything, the other party is also done to the end, and it is good not to be extra damaged. While watching the excitement, Leander also said a few words on his homepage, not for the stupid host, but for the elimination of the UK.

He comforted his young people, it is good to be able to stand up strongly and decide the opponent on penalties, there is no shame in losing, and win it back next time.