Chapter 134: One, Three, Four:
Leander is really scheming, in order to maintain a high degree of topicality, he won't let you see the results after voting, and in the past seven days, he sighed once, saying that this result was a bit unexpected, and a little friend who he thought should be selected for the strength team with a high vote accidentally fell into the appearance group......
The eyes of the crowd were bright, and they immediately guessed who this man was.
Rooney! The cliff is Rooney! Leander is used to blacking him!
So when the results were announced, they were really not surprised at all, there were two kinds of stronger feelings, the first was "hahahahahaha", and the second was "I rub".
Why do you laugh until you have convulsions?
Because the organizers were worried that the discipline of this improvised team was too poor and the morale was scattered, it was decided to arrange a coach for both sides, and the players had to obey the coach's arrangement unconditionally, just like in an official game. But this kind of activity is not good to defile the eyes of professionals, so a new rule is added, the two managers with the highest and lowest votes are automatically promoted to the cost manager, and they can also recruit think tanks.
Who is the one with the highest number of votes to enter the strength group? It's Sergio Ramos.
As for the lowest vote to fall into the beauty team, needless to say, it is Manchester United's number one star Rooney.
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Love and Justice's brain-dead fan _ld11: Congratulations to Ladao and Fat Dao, you have been promoted to the coach of the All-Star team, the coach can invite two foreign aides to help with advice, please use the power in your hands properly, arrange the tactical system reasonably, and put the players in the most suitable position for him. [Screenshot] [Screenshot]
Leander took a screenshot of the first-ranked Ramos and the last Rooney, and generously announced the number of votes and the proportion of votes, to be honest, Shui Ye himself was stunned, and he was ready to make the style a little more stylish, don't be compared with the friends of the appearance team, what is this doing?
is so handsome that he was assigned to a strong team?
Could it really be that the strength is so outstanding that it covers up this handsome face?
S: No, I feel like I've been a bit busy lately, I applied to withdraw from this event, and I gave the opportunity to my second-ranked friend!!
Father Dragon pretended not to see it, so he didn't give him a chance to refuse.
The fans are crazy, it's crazy.
[Hahahaha!] I knew that I could see Shui Ye on the list of strong teams, after all, the strength of the striker!! ]
[Without negotiation at all, our family chose to pull the guide at the same time, he is the role model for all strikers in the world, the soul shooter!] ]
[Don't be cowardly!] And the fat guy who got sè just head-on! I'm afraid he's a grandson! ]
[I couldn't stop laughing since the coach list was announced.] You don't do it with so much power as a coach? Let me come, I will let these super strikers feel the hardship of the defenders, so that they usually only know how to rush, and the shooting waves do not reflect on the waves, and they will only blame the leakage of the back!! Is it easy to defend a defender? ]
[It's not easy to be a defender, and it's even more difficult to get the unanimous affirmation of the masses to be selected for the strength of the team, I always feel that the strength team will be upgraded to the strength of the newspaper team, hahahaha, after playing this game, friends don't do it!] ]
[Give me a chance, I'm willing to be handsome and have no friends!] Although it is a good thing to have strength, but if it is such a time, I will refuse, bring it in a little, I really sympathize with Shui Ye! ]
[I just took a look, the annotation behind the entry Ramos in the encyclopedia has changed, what the hell is "soul shooter" and "strength striker"? ]
[Hahahaha!! ]
Do you think it's easy to get unanimous affirmation and be selected for the beauty team?
He stood in front of his wife's full-length mirror, sighed several times, and decided to take the time to get a hair transplant.
Mr. Fat is still very entertaining, and he calmly updated a Facebook message.
Y: Fans and friends, don't worry, I will definitely put Andel in the position of goalkeeper and live up to your expectations, by the way, don't be cowardly, face me!
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Ramos said hehe.
How blind you are to see you!
Dead fat man, you wash it clean and wait, it will definitely make you lose your pants!
After watching this wave of excitement, Daddy Dragon then sent a second wave of surprises to fans and friends.
The brain-dead fan of love and justice _ld11: Because everyone wants to know who the players of the two sides are, we will announce a few first, so that the two coaches have a bottom in their hearts. According to the voting results, the second to fourth places are Pepe, Messi, and Ronaldo. As for the penultimate to fourth, they are - Beckham, Kaka, Torres. [Screenshot] [Screenshot]
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Hahahahaha!!ha
After watching the game for so many years, the rivals have finally become teammates, and fans want to ask the president what kind of mood he feels, as a Real Madrid teammate, Ronaldo, who was still laughing at Ramos just now, now has six points in his heart: ......
What about the good dark box operation and the abuse of dogs?
It's going to be sent again after p!!
S: I looked at the schedule, in fact, I am not very busy, fans and friends rest assured, I will definitely arrange the machine qì person to the most suitable position for him, and the strength will crush the appearance of the dog.
aldo:……
This bastard cliff saw the list, and he was reluctant to have this opportunity to summon the two heavenly kings at the same time, so he gritted his teeth and held on!
The mood of the onlookers is very complicated, and what is even more complicated is Messi, although he brought a good friend over, but he always felt that he would be divided into two teams with his friend, looking at the results announced so far, he has been deeply encircled next door. Messi wants Leander to help open a back door, and thinks that with the other party's personality, he may take a screenshot and publish the content of the private message, and by the way, he says that he is an honest person and does not accept bribes, or resign himself to fate/(tot)/~~
Messi sent a message to Pique: [You don't have a good relationship with Ramos? Brothers are half busy. ]
Pique: [The bastard is hesitating to let you or Cristiano Ronaldo go to goal, I'm talking to him.] ]
The coach is ready to be free of media ridicule, thanks to Leander, because his newly announced names have diverted the attention of the masses, and the point is, he feels that his status in the team has improved a lot, and Ronaldo and Pepe are fawning over him without a trace.
This kind of event is so meaningful, really, it should be held twice a year.
The World Sports News was ruthless, and they were bored during the summer break and published a report, probably talking about the difference between Ronaldo and Messi, saying that Messi is a real power star, and Ronaldo is an idol star. This news is a satire that Ronaldo's off-field life is too fancy, and he makes headlines every now and then, and at the same time says that his high annual salary does not mean that his ability is much stronger...... As a result, Leander made this kind of vote, and the two kings of La Liga were selected for the strength team at the same time, and the votes were in eight figures, and the difference between the two was only a few million.
In other words, fans generally believe that they are both powerful stars and do not rely on their appearance to eat!
For this result, World Sports News wants to say: Are you kidding me?
Fans don't care which side they are on, as long as they can feel cool on one side, with the relationship between these two people, the chance of being able to cooperate well is zero, and if they don't do it, they will pit their teammates and forcibly dump the pot. Rooney originally had a snack plug after seeing the list, and the three who were assigned to the appearance group were indeed handsome guys, Beckham and Kaka were recognized, Tuo Niu only needed to keep concealing and smearing the freckles to be on the screen, and it was stressful to be a coach for them, and the team was too good to bring...... The point is, there is something wrong with the result of this vote!! It's okay to look at the value, but looking at the current state, the difference between the two sides is a bit big!!
Beckham is already at the end of his career, Torres has not been affirmed at Chelsea, Kaka has only regained his form after playing, Rooney thinks that he is the only one who is handsome and reliable, so how can he become a coach so reliable? But it's okay, after all, the appearance group, there is a way out, and if we lose, we can also say that we eat with our faces, thinking so, Rooney suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Ramos.
The sympathetic Shui Ye is also painful and happy, he is ready to make a speech after the complete list is announced, to mobilize the players, so that everyone can put down the competition on weekdays, win this game together, don't be by the betrayal.
put so many cruel words, how embarrassing it is to lose.
_(:3ゝ∠)_
I really want to win, but I ...... He wants to put Ronaldo Messi on the backline, it is really difficult as a coach, and he finally realizes how complicated the mood of the coach who always forcibly carries the blame after losing.
Leander is a fool, he deliberately threw this kind of bomb before the start of the next round, so that others could be distracted, and he could not prepare well, and he could train seriously every day.
In the second round of the league, Manchester United hosted Tottenham Hotspur, which was a heavy game. First of all, it was the first home game for Leander and Kaka since they landed at Manchester United; Secondly, the opponent is good. Croatia international Luka Modric's injury will definitely affect the opponent, but after all, they still have players like Bale and Van der Vaart in the team who have the ability to create a miracle, and they can't be careless.
Having said that, the atmosphere in the Manchester United team is still very good, and the players are quite relaxed.
This may be due to historical results.
Tottenham's last win at Old Trafford was eight or nine years ago, and in the 25 home games since, United have won 21 and drawn four, and are unbeaten against Tottenham. The two teams have met 38 times in the Premier League, with Manchester United winning 27, drawing eight and losing three. They have met 174 times at all levels, with United holding the 82-win and 46-draw margins.
To put it more realistically, Tottenham have yet to win against Manchester United at the Theatre of Dreams since Draknapp took over.
Historical numbers cannot be used as a basis for evaluating the next match, but at least they tell us something about the problem and affect the mentality of the fans. The Reds fans used the match as a welcome party for Leander and Kaka, who bought their tickets for enjoyment, while Tottenham were much more nervous and unanimously said they were trying to break the winless spell and win the game.
The formation of the Lord for this game is still 442, because Little Pea and Patrice Evra returned from injury at the same time, and the starting lineup was fine-tuned, Evra squeezed Fabio back to the bench, and Hernandez was also on the bench.
An hour before the game, the major sports stations were quite emotional when they got the list, which was actually reasonable, but they didn't expect Samba to gain Ferguson's trust so quickly, and they thought it would be a little slower, thinking that it was because of the beautiful clearance in the last round.
Tottenham's formation is 4411, the top is Defoe, Van der Vaart appears in the starting lineup as a shadow striker, Bale is still a left midfielder, after Dreknap transformed him, he has been in this position, but I am indeed stronger in attack than in defense, and a bit of a left-and-right feeling, and has improved rapidly in the past two years.
The commentator has analyzed the starting lists of both sides, whether from the hard power or the competitive state, they are more optimistic about Manchester United, most people say that they hope that Tottenham can play their own style, don't let the Red Devils win so easily, and some people secretly rubbed the message that Bale will come again to escort Leander to the hospital to recuperate.
[Lost to Blackburn Rovers last season and want to win against the Red Devils?] I don't see a show. ]
[I just want Leander and Bale to show their sheer speed and see who is the fastest in the Premier League.] ]
[I don't think there's a chance, when I was in Blackburn, Leander often stood up to the front alone, saying that it was a double arrow, and Kalinic's movement was actually more erratic, and he would always hold back and wait to pick up the leak.] Because of the first birdie, Bale had a chance to come face to face with Leander. Looking at Manchester United's lineup, it is also a double arrow, Rooney and Leander are tied at the front, but Leander is on the left and Rooney is on the right. To sum up, the two you named are on the left side of your house, and they are staggered. ]
[It's good that you don't see heart-wrenching images!] I'm so scared of Bell! ]
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When chatting and farting, the two sides were already warming up, and all 76,000 seats in the Theater of Dreams were full, including at least 70,000 home fans, and the whole stadium was red, looking very festive, with fans waving team flags, pulling huge curtains printed with pictures of Leander and Kaka, and some scattered cheering signs, which said 6:0, 7:0, Quadruple Champion or something.
Seeing this, the commentary remembered one thing, Andy Gray took the lead in saying it.
'The Chelsea boss fired Carlo Ancelotti over the phone after the final round of last season, with Velas Villasboas, who helped Porto lift the Europa League last season, and became the youngest manager in the history of the competition to win the competition. Two months ago, many people may not have known the name of Villas-Boas, but he was very famous this past week, he showed the same style as the madman after taking over Carlo Ancelotti, and was nicknamed Mourinho II by the media, he was very confident in his ability, saying that he would leave after winning the quadruple. ”
Villas-Boas's quadruple is the Premier League, English League Cup, FA Cup and Champions League.
To win these four trophies represents the highest honour in the Premier League.
Therefore, at the beginning of the new season, Chelsea stood strongly on the opposite side of Manchester United, ready to fight with the Red Devils to the end, which was originally a good thing, fans love to watch this kind of trash talk between the two coaches, and the plot of the two teams fighting until the end of the season, the key is that Boas lost in the first round, and only won a draw in 90 minutes with Stoke City. Compared with Manchester United's 7:0 away glory, the media comments are one in the sky and one in the ground.
Villas-Boas also found reasons to explain the last draw, and confidently said that he would win the second round.
I don't know if it's fate or what.
Chelsea's opponents in the second round are West Bromwich Albion, who have just been beaten by Manchester United. West Bromwich Albion coach Hodgson had a big opinion of Leander, but the opponent was too good to leave him with any handle, so Hodgson sent his anger to Villas-Boas, presumably meaning to let him wash up and wait, they definitely looked good at Stamford Bridge.
The game next door has not yet started, and it is already full of gunsmoke, compared to Manchester United and Tottenham, the atmosphere is better.
After all, it is not a team in the same region, there is a gap in the results of the two sides, the competition between Manchester United and Tottenham is not obvious, and because Tottenham and Arsenal and Chelsea have a bad relationship, their relationship with Manchester United is weirdly good, at least they will celebrate when they see Manchester United win their rivals, Manchester United snatched people from Chelsea, and they can't wait to set off firecrackers...... Although there was a little friction between Leander and Bale, in the final analysis, it was just an accident, and although the media frequently mentioned it, the player himself did not really take it to heart.
How can this kind of pure man's sport not hurt?
As long as it's not a malicious stampede, it doesn't matter.
Because the fans were too enthusiastic, Leander responded to them in a half circle before starting the warm-up, and it was very touching to have so many people traveling with the team in the last round of the game, especially when it was still away, the Hawthorn Stadium and Old Trafford were so small that most people didn't buy tickets, they simply drove to the away stadium, and then watched the game on the big screen outside the stadium, just to not lose in momentum, to give the team the greatest support and encouragement.
The commentary is also quite emotional.
"The last time Leander stood at the Theatre of Dreams, he wasn't a bit famous, just a newcomer to the Premier League, and he was questioned for being too handsome. The media complained that Big Sam was dizzy, he wanted to bring out a superstar, and he didn't see if this kid had Beckham's talent, and this past season, our commentary group had a sore face every week, and Leander proved his talent in a way that caused a sensation around the world. ”
"He came off the bench to turn the tide and the game should have been our commentary, as long as I close my eyes, those wonderful images are replayed in my mind over and over again, and it feels like everything happened yesterday, in fact, it's been a season, and he is standing on the turf of the Theatre of Dreams again, wearing the Red Devils shirt, representing Manchester United."
It's modest to say that, Andy Gray and Richard Keith should be the least slapped in the face among all the commentators and commentators in the UK, and they started to be a little more miserable, and after adjusting their sides, they felt that every game was very sour.
The two chatted a few words, and mentioned the All-Star Game that Leander did, they expected the game ball to be a little weird, and at the same time hoped that Ramos and Looney could come up with creative tactics, and by the way, urged Leander to announce the full list quickly, so the audience was in a hurry.
"It's quite exciting to finally see Ronaldo and Messi partner after so many years."
"I only hope that the plum ball king will not be excluded in the strength team, the current announced lineup is very unfavorable to him, and I seriously suspect that the director will announce his personal vendetta."
Bring in a little bit -
The national derby can't prevent you, the All-Star Game has to listen to me!
Especially in the past two years, let the uncle carry so many pots, let's calculate this account!
The audience friends in front of the TV were excited to wait for the game to start, and the commentary was so interrupted, their thinking went off track, although they were very distressed that Xixi went deep into the enemy's base camp, but they were still looking forward to the swelling? I just want to see what flowers he and Ronaldo can turn over in a team, and will they send points in a fancy way?