77.Chapter 76
It's November in a blink of an eye, the weather is getting cooler, many friends have changed into long-sleeved shirts and coats, of course, there are some beauties who pay special attention to demeanor and don't want temperature, still small vests, small short skirts, small heel height, forming a beautiful scenery on campus.
It's a pity that the male god that the beauties want to meet the most is staying in the dormitory.
【Public Screen】
[Peach Xiaoshou, dare you make the BGM louder!] Such a vague singing voice is simply forcing obsessive-compulsive disorder to death! ]
"Hey, hey, hey! I didn't open BGM at all! It's your general attack Lord listening to the song in YY, and I'm going to do something. ”
[it!] The general attack will actually listen to songs in YY? It's so down-to-earth, ask for a plane ticket! ]
[Please, please!] Anyway, I searched for friends, but I didn't find "the family has a small refusal to hook up", what is the name of the general attack adult YY? ]
[Poof-I thought I was the only one who could search!] It turns out that there are still friends together! ]
"I really didn't pay attention to his name, but your family often listens to songs with YY, and he still listens to all-male channels. I'm not familiar with that circle, so you can find it yourself. ”
Peaches thought to herself, Lao Tzu is stupid to give you plane tickets, a bunch of wall grass, and only pay attention to me! As a result, as soon as Carlos appeared, it was like a brain-dead fan seeing true love, and all three sentences were asking him! In this anchor room, Lao Tzu is the main master, hey!
"Anyway, your family's singing is super good, so let's do it, if one day my attention exceeds 500,000, I'll pit him to sing a song live, how about it?"
Since Carlos revealed the game ID and voice from Peach's live broadcast room, Peach's channel has suddenly increased in popularity by 30%, and the new additions are all rotten girls who have heard the news. Under their influence, the daily topics on the public screen of the channel instantly changed color.
silently confessed to his girlfriend's photo for three seconds, but Peaches still couldn't resist the temptation of high popularity, and decisively sold Carlos, selling rot or something, as long as you get used to it, it's still quite emotional!
"I didn't have headphones, you sold me in front of me, have you thought about the consequences?"
"! When did you stand behind me! ”
So the public screen was happy to see that Peaches was closed, and the characters in the game were also stiff and motionless, and they were cut down in less than three seconds.
【Public Screen】
[Alternative show affection, I'm also drunk, this game is going to be pitted, right?] Usually it takes at least an hour to be thrown into bed by a small attack. ]
[I like to see it, but it's a pity that there is no live broadcast footage QAQ]
[Damn, it's dirty!] The old men said they couldn't stand it! Could it be that our channel has been taken over by rotten girls? ]
[The big man upstairs knew at a glance that it was only accepted.] ]
[Kouhu!] Lao Tzu is attacking! Total Attack! Storm! Storm! ]
[Does this expose something?] Such a professional term actually exploded in an instant. If you're a straight guy, I'll cut it live**]
[…… That's not right! Aren't you a woman? Where did it come from!! ]
[I didn't say I wanted to cut my own-]
[……]
After a long time, the public screen was about to be broken by the chat party, and Peaches reappeared, he brought good news to his friends, and the proposition of 500,000 attention to a song was established. originally thought that it would take a few days to be enough, but in less than 15 minutes, Peaches' attention increased from 30+ 00,000 seconds to 500,000.
"! Usually I ask for attention, you don't bird me! Don't you want to be so obvious? ”
【Public Screen】
[Who made you sound bad-]
[Who made you not have eight-pack abs-]
[Who made you not attack-]
Looking at the pile of damage on the public screen that triggers the effect of critical hits + knowing the first hit, Momoko feels that the world is too malicious to him. If he didn't open the forest, he had to drag someone into the water, so he yelled at the people who were still listening to the song.
"Carlos, come here! Fulfill the promise, come to a song! ”
Carlos looked at Mai Xu, the male god of the border city had at least half an hour to get on the microphone, so he moved a stool and sat next to Peaches, just slamming the general attack on the public screen, and the live broadcast screen was already in the stage of choosing heroes at the beginning.
"Hey, good evening, everyone, don't bully our peaches too much."
【Public Screen】
[Forcibly showed off his affection!!!!!! ]
[This kind of sense that my family can only be bullied by myself is too strong, and my nose bleeds!] ]
[Yikes!] Peach small use Teemo on the order? Ready to pit your teammates again! ]
[Haha,The positioning of the general attack lord tonight is BGM!! Let's have a song! Let's have a song! ]
"Okay, I've already figured out what to sing."
With the end of Carlos's words, Peaches and they have already entered the battlefield, and the screen keeps showing [It's Peaches Not Condoms Killed XXX], and the public screen has forcibly blown a wave, saying that this is the "power of love" buff that Xiao Attack gave Xiao Shou blessed, and almost didn't let Peaches who took the time to watch the public screen retch.
"What are you doing! BGM is not working fast? Would you please come back and stare dryly? Deduct your salary! ”
【Public Screen】
[Visually inspect Peach Xiao Shou is dying!] ]
[Buckle the grain, hahaha!!! ]
"Okay, I just promised Tao Xiaoshou to give him a eulogy tonight, and if anyone feels stomach discomfort and wants to retch or morning sickness, I won't carry this pot."
The public screen is all brushed [It's not bad for you, it must be because of the shamelessness of peaches!] 】。
So, when Momoko controlled the character again and rushed to the team fight, Carlos played the accompaniment on his mobile phone, and then started singing.
I was lewd and promiscuous, murderous, and ran away
There are 10,000 ways to push the tower down
I'll be meaty, secondary
Murder books I pile high
In team battles, I am heroic
League of Legends never uses a knife to make a name for itself
(I don't use a knife)
Crossing the tower and forcibly killing me shoulder to shoulder
(I'm shoulder-to-shoulder)
After the rush, I made a big move
You make up a knife from the side
I didn't get the head number
Don't talk about treachery, we are all incognito in the river
Don't laugh stupidly, and the team battle runs away
Duoduo chased, vigorously releasing poison darts
The Mushroom Bomber Head is gone
As soon as the League of Legends version of "Drunken Fist" came out, the public screen was shaking its legs, and even Peaches was whistling while slashing people, and her head shook rhythmically.
【Public Screen】
[I rub it, it's so feeling!] This song will be on fire! ]
[I always feel that the total attack adult has his own smile throughout the whole process, and I laugh like a stupid QAQ while shaking my legs]
[Ask for a single record.,Let's do BGM in the future!] Momo's whistle is messing in! It was also blown out of tune!!! Ruined my family's general attack! ]
[Boom!] Let go of that general attack and let me come! The voice is good, the singing is good, the body is first-class, and it will make people lie down and win! Shake off the peach shou! Pick me, choose me, choose me! ]
"After singing, I'm flashing, you guys play slowly."
After singing the last line, Carlos dropped the peach and the public screen and rolled back to his table, this time he was smart enough to put on the earplugs and prepare to listen to the male god sing. The time was just right, and he was ready, and the border city changed from two wheat to one wheat.
Brush up the blue enchantress!
A song "Sealing Territory" and a song "Tianchi" detonated the audience, and the high-pitched drama was very sobering. After finishing the wheat sequence, Carlos chatted with the border city on YY.
The first day of the first lunar month: The male god has been in a good state recently, and the high-pitched parts of the two songs are sung very well!
Bordertown: Really?
The first day of the first lunar month: Uh-huh! Didn't you see the public screen going crazy, all kinds of crying by the drama! But take good care of your voice, this is the life of a singer! Drink plenty of warm water.
Bordertown: Okay.
The first day of the first lunar month: It's late, I'm going offline, the male god goes to bed early, what!
Bordertown: Well, good night.
After getting off YY, Carlos went to the balcony and started the daily round of phone calls, caring about He Man's current situation, sticking to Gu Sen, asking about the recent work results of Mr. Consultant, and finally calling the American couple and friends in the United States to contact their feelings. Busy to death.
Since Carlos went back to school in Beijing, He Man's life has been prosperous, and he often meets with Bingquan and Flower Demon, but I don't know how she actually operated, and actually took down the Astro Boy of the Locke family.
A group photo of a bright smiling face and a proud face, with a café, a park, and a suburb in the background, were all posted on He Man's Facebook. Thinking of receiving a call from Locke some time ago, his ghost-like tone was really funny.
is different from He Man's comfortable life, Gu Sen and Yang Batian are really busy as dogs, which is directly proportional to their efforts, and the progress of the project in the North District is very gratifying, and it will be completed by the end of next year at the earliest.
However, Carlos only has half a semester at CAFA, that is, after the winter break, he has to finish his studies here and return to Rhode Island College in the United States to continue his classes. When he thought that the two people who were in love were going to change from a long-distance relationship to a foreign relationship, he was not happy.
At the moment, he pulled out his character state.
Characteristics: Bad hearted, lucky, computer genius, natural performer, charismatic, brave
Happiness points: 8W+
Lifetime Rewards: Fast learner, natural cooking, fast metabolism, extra creative power, obsessive audience, legendary host, keen observation
Household funds: 22000W
Skills: Cooking Level 10, Logic Level 7, Sports Level 10, Painting Level 9, Charisma Level 7, Dexterity Level 9, Singing Level 8, Guitar Level 6, Planting Level 2, Fishing Level 4.
His eyes fell on the experience bar of painting, which was infinitely close to the full level, and he silently made a decision. It's time to go face to face with his mentor!
"! Carlos! Come here! You're lying down again! ”
In less than three seconds, the igniting ambition was extinguished by the cry of the peach behind him. This kid had better have something as important as his plan and Gu Sen's future.
He put away the phone and walked into the dormitory, only to see that the nerd had returned, and since the last hospitalization, he had rarely returned to the dormitory later than 8 o'clock.
It is estimated that the senior brother of his family did not dare to exhaust people, otherwise it would be a big deal to lie in the hospital again. Not to mention that nerdy parents are really going to kill them, and they don't want their company's reputation in school, do they?
When Carlos was chatting on the phone, Peaches had already finished the day's live broadcast, turned to browsing the campus forum, found interesting news and forced nerds to come over to share it together, and Carlos's lying gun incident was on the front page of the forum, highlighted and refined.
The content of the post is that tonight, the president and their student council will hold a welcome banquet for the new members, and the location is set at a certain □□ near the school, and they will eat and sing K.
It happened in the K room, when the courtyard flower was in love, and when he sang a love song with the president, the painting style of the large TV screen in the K room changed abruptly, and the upper body of the elder appeared on the screen, dressed in a handsome crying woman's formal suit, holding a large bouquet of roses in both hands, and affectionately told his love at first sight and his secret love for more than a year.
Just when the courtyard flower stared at the screen in a daze, the president had already grabbed the delicate 99 flaming red roses on the screen, and looked down at the courtyard flower with affection.
"Accidentally knocking you down in the corridor is the most beautiful encounter in my life, no matter where I go, what I want to go to the most is by your side, I know that there are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me, but there are very few people I love, only you, can you give me a chance to stand by your side?"
Other friends who colluded with the elder have made a fuss.
"Together—together—"
"Promise him—promise him—"
Looking at the people who were constantly whistling and applauding around her, Yuanhua almost didn't vomit to death in her heart. Damn, this is obviously forcing her to agree, if she refuses in person, not only will the other party lose face, but it will also affect her status in the student union in the future.
But she really doesn't like the person in front of her! Her silence gradually affected her surroundings, and the people who were making the coax slowly stopped, looking at the garden flower who was obviously distracted and the president whose smile began to stiffen.
"I'm sorry, there is no doubt about the president's excellence, I have always admired you, if it was a few months earlier, I might have promised you, but now I can't take my eyes off Carlos, if I promise you lightly, I think it is disrespectful to you and I am out of company."
After saying that, the garden flower left the party in a hurry. Only the dead silence of the private room remains.
“…… Haha, I remembered a post on the forum, saying that the emergence of a new male god has increased the breakup rate on campus by 50% in a single month! ”
"Yes, as long as Carlos appears, there will be no one else in the eyes of senior sister and junior sister."
"My buddy in the dormitory also said, please pray to God and Buddha to let Carlos get off the list as soon as possible, otherwise he will have to be a single dog throughout the university to watch others show affection!"
A bunch of people laughed and talked dryly, although they didn't dare to comfort the gloomy face of the president, but they still changed their ways to explain, the sister paper rejected you not because you were not good enough, but at the moment it is a world of faces! When you've seen enough of that skin, the sister paper can still remember your good, don't be discouraged!
Clearly understanding the subtext of the crowd, the president tried to smile, as long as he ignored the bulging blood vessels in the back of his hand holding the bouquet, he could still be considered calm.
"Alas, the confession failed, it seems that I am not good enough to convince her."
"Oh, sir, look at it. You're just losing to a face, and I think you're a few streets better than Carlos. ”
"Yes, don't be discouraged! You are so good, one day you will touch the heart of the courtyard flower! Come on! We've got your back! ”
There is no back behind, and the landlord only dropped a sentence and continued to sing without updating the post. There is a large pile of Chinese paper that has been broken up for various reasons under the original post, spitting bitterness. Later, the wind gradually changed, and they all prayed that Carlos would get off the list as soon as possible, so that the sisters would look back at their bad chaffers!
After Carlos finished reading this post, he silently looked at the system's interpersonal relationship with a numb expression, and sure enough, the president unilaterally reached the stage of absolute mortal enemy against him, and the system helped him change the relationship title into a familiar stranger, and then it was all red's favorability, which was simply negative to MAX!
And the courtyard flower who is said to have secretly promised him a lot, but he has a negative good impression of zero, and it is currently a stranger relationship.
"Did you offend the courtyard flower? The man who will be so careful, be careful that he will put on small shoes for you in the future. ”
Momoko patted Carlos on the shoulder with a sympathetic face, inseparable all day, he knew that Carlos and the courtyard flower had absolutely no intersection, and this time it was obviously used as a shield. It's okay to change someone, but the other party is the student president of the rich second generation, powerful, rich and powerful, Carlos is a foreign exchange student, I'm afraid he won't be able to please him.
“…… Carlos is not in the same house as the president, so it should be fine, right? ”
The nerd opened his mouth rarely, though it still sounded like a mosquito.
"It's too naïve, he's willing to spend money, and he's a good person, and he has a special relationship with other presidents, he really wants to do it, and there are more people running errands for him."
"The soldiers will block, the water will cover the earth, it's okay."
I wish he would come to me for trouble, this baby's fist is already!