“…… Analysis? ”

“…………”

"Analysis, wake up...... Hey...... Analysis? What's wrong with you? ”

Yun Qi patted Xia Xiyue's cheek, but her best friend still didn't respond, her pupils dilated, and her face was sluggish.

She couldn't figure it out, she just played a set of punches that she was ready to show in the freshman performance, how could a good person suddenly be stupid?

Looking up at the clock on the wall, the minute hand pointed to eight, and the student center closed at nine o'clock at the latest. Although there is still an hour of buffering, it won't take long to clean up the cushions on the ground, but who knows when Xia Xiyue will be stupid? No response was answered, and she had been standing like a log for ten minutes.

She also wants to go to the laundry to deliver the clothes, today I went to the school welfare club on the second floor to work until six o'clock, and after work, I came directly downstairs to gather and practice with Xia Xiyue, and I have to draw the enrollment poster tomorrow morning, and the day after tomorrow is the welcome rehearsal, and I don't have time to deal with the uniforms.

The laundry lady closes at 10 o'clock in the evening, and it takes 20 minutes to walk without a car, even if she barely catches up with the time, she doesn't know what time it will be when she drags back to the dormitory...... Although it was summer vacation, she still had to adjust her daily routine when school was about to start, and she didn't want to stay up too late.

No, none of this is a problem, the point is what's going on with your best friend? Should she call an ambulance to take someone to the hospital for observation? How can anyone be stupid when they fight for two or three minutes, not to mention that Xia Xiyue has practiced martial arts for six years, and she has fought at least a hundred times in this boxing, how could something go wrong inexplicably?

After another ten minutes, the students of the club rehearsal next to them had already noticed the abnormality, after all, it was too strange for the two of them to stand in the center of the mat in a daze. Just as Yun Qi was thinking about whether to go to the toilet to get a bucket of cold water and splash it directly on Xia Xiyue, his best friend finally blinked slowly.

Blinked again.

Blinked again

"Xiao Xi?" Yun Qi waved her hand in front of Xia Xiyue's eyes with a smile, is she funny or stupid, what are she doing all the time winking at herself? "Are you winking at me?"

“………… Clouds, clouds? ”

"Wow, congratulations on your consciousness online, Miss, but the memory doesn't seem to be connected to your brain yet, do you want to go home and check it?" In the disbelief of his best friend's eyes, Yun Qi replied angrily, and looked at the bust mirror that covered the entire wall in confusion. "What, is there anything on my face?"

There are no horns or many tails, and there is no inexplicable graffiti or terrifying seven-hole bleeding on the face, and what is looking at her in the mirror is a female college student with a puzzled expression, with only best friends around her, no more and no less.

The small melon seed face is matched with brown shoulder-length curly hair, ordinary, not tall, not short, not fat or thin, but the chest is quite plump, even if she is wearing a Taoist uniform, she should still be a normal girl overall......

…… What was the matter with Xia Xiyue's surprised expression? It was as if she had just bitten her hard.

"Clouds, clouds?"

"What's that tone...... Okay, I'm not angry, at least not yet—what are you doing? ”

Xia Xiyue's actions became more and more incomprehensible, and she first reached out and grabbed her best friend's neck.

Although the movement was very light, the feeling of her neck being pressed was still uncomfortable, but she then moved her hand down and touched her chest!

Yun Qi slapped away the colored hand that was probing into his chest with one palm, and stared at the woman in front of him suspiciously.

"Pulse......

“…… Everyone will have it, what's wrong with you? Run a fever? Uncomfortable? ”

This is really getting more and more inexplicable, Yun Qi has always felt that six years is enough for herself to find out Xia Xiyue's qiē, but now she realizes that she actually doesn't understand what her best friend in front of her is thinking.

But before she could figure out the situation, Xia Xiyue suddenly opened her hand and pounced on her whole body—two female college students were in the corridor on the first floor of the student activity center, hugging each other tightly.

Not to mention the parties, the members of the dance club who are practicing on the left and the members of the mountaineering club who are making large posters on the ground on the right are all stunned.

“…… Small, small! What are you doing! Let go of me! ”

"No, I'll never let go again......"

"You...... You're crazy, it's public! Xia Xiyue! ”

Yun Qi's face turned red, and the gaze around her made her even more embarrassed. The only improvement plan she could think of now was to slam Xia Xiyue to the ground or throw her out, so that she could explain to the classmates next to her that they were rehearsing self-defense techniques.

Anyway, if she wants to lay a soft cushion on the ground, she can't hurt if she falls...... But...... She suddenly had an empty head now, and she couldn't remember what the coach had to do when she had explained that she had to deal with a pervert who pounced on her and hugged her!

"Alright, alright, you let go......"

“…………”

Maybe it was because he was desperately pushing the effect, and when his patience was about to reach the limit, Xia Xiyue finally raised her head and reopened the distance between the two. But before Yunqi could complain, he felt a loosening of his waist and a cold chest in his chest.

The binding method of the black belt seems complicated, but it is actually simple, as long as it is pulled in the right direction, the whole strip can be loosened.

There is no belt to fasten, and the right placket is easy to tear apart.

Before Yun Qi could react, the Taoist clothes on her body disappeared completely, and she could only open her mouth blankly.

My best friend does hold his black belt in his left hand, and he really holds his own uniform in his right hand.

In front of everyone, Xia Xiyue actually took her off directly!

If it weren't for the fact that there was a simple white short T in the uniform, Yun Qi would have gone through the withdrawal procedures immediately.

"Xia Xiyue!"

The heat rushed to his brain suddenly, Yun Qi didn't care about anything, even if the pervert in front of him was a friend, he should be punished! She immediately moved back a distance, put on a fighting stance, and directly hit Xia Xiyue!

The left fist that hit her chest was dodged and hit her in the stomach with her right hand, and she kicked her face with her left foot when she opened it.

When the roundhouse kick was also blocked, Yun Qi reached out to grab the opponent's shoulder and close the distance to hit his right knee according to the practiced movements, but suddenly lost his balance and fell on the cushion.

Looking at Xia Xiyue, who was looking down at her expressionlessly, Yun Qi remembered that this continuous technique was what she taught herself......

But thanks to this hand, the other students who were originally whistling next to him thought that there was a good show to watch thought that this was a rehearsal, and after Yun Qi fell, he turned back and continued to work at hand, not paying attention to the two of them anymore.

“…… You, what do you want to do? ”

took Xia Xiyue's hand and got up, but when Yun Qi wanted to let go, his best friend held on and didn't let go, and forced the person into the small warehouse used as a social office, and by the way, he brought in the two pairs of shoes that were placed outside.

Yun Qi didn't understand, this was to pack up and go back to the dormitory? But the cushions have not been recovered yet, Xia Xiyue then locked the iron door of the warehouse, and even the upper and lower buttons that are not usually used were closed, and a bad feeling arose.

If you think about it, isn't this a very dangerous situation? A girl's house, without telling others where to go, is currently disheveled in a closed room alone with others, the door is locked, and it must be a failure to fight......

No, no, no, no matter what, how could Xia Xiyue do such a thing? And gender is a big issue, so that shouldn't happen...... Probably......

At the same time that Yun Qi was thinking wildly, Xia Xiyue also took action.

She walked over quietly, Yun Qi's body tensed, watching her best friend slowly approach, her heartbeat getting faster and faster.

Could it be that Xia Xiyue actually ...... to herself?

As a result, neither the murder nor the forcible kiss happened, and the best friend and her staggered by, without saying a word.

He turned over the pile of debris next to him and pulled out a long iron knife from it.

It seemed dangerous, but Yun Qi, who was the purchaser, knew that the knife had never been cut at all.

And Xia Xiyue didn't turn around to attack after taking the knife, but just passed by Yun Qi again, walked to the backpack carried by the two of them, pulled out a practice wooden knife, and hung Yun Qi aside from beginning to end.

First a big hug, then hard undressing, and then pulling people into the room and then playing with knives on their own?

What new type of provocation is this? Yun Qi rolled her eyes, her best friend didn't treat her as a toy at all, and the mud bodhisattva was also angry, did Xia Xiyue really think that she wouldn't be angry with her?

“…… I said Xiao Xi, can you give me an explanation? I'm really going to be angry with you like this. ”

"Hmm...... Well, that ......"

"What?"

“…… It's okay. ”

"What the hell are you doing if it's okay!"

"I ......"

"Forget it, if it's okay, I'll go out and put away the cushions first...... Hey, hey. ”

Xia Xiyue wanted to speak and stopped, Yun Qi was already driven crazy by this woman, don't say it? Okay, I'll go!

Remembering that it was almost nine o'clock when he was pulled into the warehouse, and he didn't bother to waste time with his best friend, Yun Qi turned around and walked towards the door, but before he could step out, someone instantly blocked the front.

If the other party was not Xia Xiyue, Yun Qi really thought that he was kidnapped by hooligans.

"What do you want, young lady?"

“………… You'll stay here for a while. ”

"For a while? How long will it be, and the activity center will be closed at nine o'clock. ”

"Hmm......" After thinking for a while, Xia Xiyue said hesitantly. Probably...... Half a day or a day. ”

“…………”

“…………”

Awkward silence.

Yun Qi rolled her eyes, really, if it weren't for the other party Xia Xiyue, she would have called the police a long time ago.

"Can you make it clear in one breath? Is there anything we can't say between us? ”

"I ......"

"Xiao Xi, I think I've shown 120 points of patience, if you don't make it clear......"

"Ahem, yes, okay...... I said yes. ”

Yun Qi was ready to teach someone a lesson, but Xia Xiyue was very aware of the current affairs and raised her hands in surrender, Yun Qi had to temporarily give a suspended sentence to her best friend, but when she thought that Xia Xiyue wanted to explain it well, she heard an inexplicable story.

The whole story is not long, and it is clear in five minutes.

Yun Qi listened silently, and finally she did what a sane person would do.

"I don't have a fever."

“…… I'm clear-headed, really. ”

"yes, I remember a few years ago when I dragged you to watch a Resident Evil movie, and someone came out and told me that the movie was so fake that she was so bored that she almost fell asleep. That person seems to be you. ”

"That'...... This time is not the other time. ”

"Whatever, anyway, for the sake of our friendship over the past few years, your kidnapping and madness just now should not have happened, and I won't call the police to send you to a mental hospital - now, you obediently go outside with me to clean up the mats, understand?"

“…… No. ”

“…… Don't make a fuss, Xiao Xi, it's just a pipe dream. ”

"Whether it's a dream or a reality, I won't let you out anyway."

"You—"

Looking at Xia Xiyue, who shook her head resolutely, Yun Qi pressed her temples with a headache, not knowing what to say.

Miss her? But looking at the serious and stern expression, the sad and painful eyes, Yun Qi suddenly didn't know how to speak, she knew that Xia Xiyue was not joking with her, but, how could there be zombies in reality!

While the two were at a stalemate, a panicked shouting suddenly came from outside......