Avengers Mansion

When Bruce Banner reached the top floor, Tony Stark's exclusive floor, Avengers members Black Widow Natasha Romanoff and Hawkeye Clay Barton were already there, sitting in a row on the couch with a pile of snacks in front of them. Seeing him coming, Hawkeye bit the popcorn and greeted him vaguely: "Doctor, you're here, you've missed the first round." ”

Dr. Banner looked around and saw that, as Jarvis had previously informed, there were strangers on the floor, a curly man in a slim coat confronting Stark, the owner of the building, and Captain America Steven Rogers next to them, looking embarrassed, as if he was fighting?

Captain America said bitterly to Stark: "Tony, can we let the guests sit down and have a good talk?" You're rude. ”

Stark rolled his eyes impatiently at the tone of these elders educating juniors, "This is the popular way to greet us in the new century, you don't understand the old popsicle, maybe you want me to say that children don't talk to adults, Uncle Rogers?" ”

Curly in a long coat sneered, "Don't pull me in at your own young age." ”

Stark suddenly realized: "Yes, of course you can't bring in this old antique from the Victorian period, if you really want to count your age, that's the sum of all the people here." ”

Curly hair crossed the bottom of his eyes, and while his brain was running at high speed, it did not prevent him from spraying venom: "If you look with your eyes, you can know what era I am, which shows that you have lowered the IQ of the whole building." ”

Stark Tian shamelessly accepted the other party's 'compliment': "Thank you for the compliment, everyone calls me a genius, the greatest inventor of the twenty-first century." ”

Curly immediately answered: "Very good, now there is a hindrance in comprehension." As for the so-called titles you mentioned, just listen to it, no one will take it seriously. ”

"Round 2 is on!" Hawkeye, who didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, said excitedly, and Captain America, who couldn't persuade him to interject now, gave up the 'stage', Natasha comforted him unconcernedly, and handed him a glass of Coke.

Dr. Banner took off his glasses and wiped them late, "What's the situation now?" I thought I had come to discuss the visitors who had traveled through time. ”

"That's what Jarvis told you? He told us that someone with a fighting power in the mouth cannon skill with Tin Cannon showed up, and we came over. Captain, what about you? "There is no one who can eat in his mouth and speak so clearly, except for Hawkeye.

Captain America Rogers didn't touch the Coke, he frowned and replied, "Jarvis said Tony got into a fight with someone." So he came up.

Dr. Banner puts on glasses, what is this, Jarvis pitted them? "Do you know who he is? How do I think he doesn't look like it's Victorian? ”

Natasha said with a subtle expression, "Jarvis said he called himself Sherlock Holmes. ”

"Is that the Sherlock Holmes I was thinking?" Victorian + Sherlock Holmes, this is self-evident, but the current youth is obviously in modern attire.

"I don't know if it's the great detective Sherlock Holmes you think you are, but this Sherlock Holmes also has a good friend, no, the roommate is called John Watson." Hawkeye said with relish, he not only ate with relish, but also watched with relish.

Dr. Banner offered his professional opinion: "Parallel universes? Echoes of the Victorian and twentieth centuries? He said a lot to himself, the three friends were confused, and the sound of Hawkeye tearing open a bag of snacks pulled the doctor back from his thoughts, and he coughed, "I heard Jarvis say that it wasn't two people?" What about the other? ”

"Oh, Doctor, you two will have a common language, and she's talking to Jarvis about what you just said." Hawkeye pointed in the direction to Dr. Banner. The Doctor prefers calm topics to those of Tony rather than watching them talk to others, and he walks over to another visitor, a young Asian lady. After listening to what the other person was saying, the doctor nodded to himself, which sounded like a peer. He greeted them with a smile: "Hello, I'm Bruce Banner. ”

"Hello, I'm Lynn Ai, just call me Erin." Dressed in a blue-and-white color-blocked sweater and skinny jeans, Erin smiled innocently at Dr. Banner, her black and white eyes were clear and innocent, making her look safe and harmless.

Although he knew very well that the two of them were visitors and unidentified, Dr. Banner felt that there was no point in having a non-sensitive academic exchange with her, and that Tony Mouth had already bombarded celebrities and government dignitaries Stark and Sherlock Mouth had already begun a third wave of mutual ridicule.

Stark swept Sherlock's shirt and said firmly, "GAY, look at the purple you're wearing!" ”

Sherlock, who was once again talking about the topic of purple, denied: "It's not GAY." Playboy, your girlfriend broke up with you because of your affair. ”

A hint of surprise flashed in Stark's eyes, but the loser did not lose: "We are not compatible personalities, but you are very compatible with your good roommate's gender, thank you for the two ladies you have set aside." ”

Sherlock was able to justify his girlfriend decisively: "You, who can come to the ridiculous conclusion that John and I are a couple, are pulling down the IQ of the whole building all the time." ”

Stark pouted, "No, I was wrong, I should be grateful to the three ladies you set aside." In addition to your good roommate being bent by you, the villain Moriarty is also falling in love with you, and you both ended up being martyred at Leichenbach Falls, so your good roommate can only marry a woman in disgrace. ”

"I just said it was weird when I saw it, I see." Hawkeye pretended to realize that the American team who had watched "Sherlock Holmes Detective Collection" seriously corrected: "You are mistaken, Watson's marriage happened four years before the battle between Sherlock Holmes and Moriarty. ”

Natasha said casually, "Really? ”

Rogers nodded: "Of course, I have taken careful notes, Holmes was thirty-three years old when Watson got married, and Holmes was thirty-seven years old when the Lessingbach Falls incident happened. ”

Natasha echoed unconcernedly: "That's it." ”

Hawkeye bows his head and eats.

On the other side, Dr. Banner and Erin heard this paragraph as soon as their conversation came to an end, and the doctor was www.biquge.info curiosity and asked casually, "Are you and that Sherlock Holmes colleagues?" ”

Erin tilted her head and blinked her eyes, "He's my boyfriend... Probably. ”

Dr. Banner: "......" The girl was so calm, he wasn't sure if she was joking, in order not to let the conversation between them go in an uncalm direction, he pushed his glasses: "Let's continue to talk about the well that allows you to travel to the parallel universe, as a carrier of time and space, what kind of energy is it used to drive?" Have you done detailed research? ”

Erin's attention is drawn back to scientific research, and what they call the well has a lot of origin: back in the first time that Erin traveled through time and space, from her world to Sherlock, her boyfriend... The well came to her world. And its owner is Sadako, Sadako was brought to her world through a box of videos, and at the time she didn't know Sadako's reputation in the horror world, thinking that she was just a fierce ghost with a high combat value, but it turned out that Sadako was very easy to get along with, and she also cooked her delicious Japanese food, that is, there was an extra well in her yard that day.

Besides, she and Sherlock came to a world full of superheroes, aliens, and Norse gods - through Guò's communication with Jarvis and the conversation with Mr. Banner just now, which gave her a first understanding of this world - it was through the well that could accommodate all rivers, nay, connect different cosmic time and space.

Therefore, it is difficult to talk about the scientific knowledge contained in it. Erin took in the movements on this level, she didn't want to be 'bullied', especially since Sherlock was still talking to the owner of this building, and of course she was also interested in a more in-depth academic exchange with Dr. Banner, she blinked and said, "Before I go into detail with you, I feel it is necessary for me to show you the next little real yàn." Jarvis, can you give me some paper? Plain paper is fine. ”

Jarvis, the smart butler, said in an elegant English voice, "As you wish, Ms. Ai." ”

The three superheroes sitting on the sofa watching the play actually shared some of their attention on Erin, quietly exchanged glances, and stood still for the time being, and at this time Stark and Sherlock had shifted from the topic of GAY or GAY to height.

Hawkeye smiled, "I love this part. ”

Sherlock looked down at Stark, "Not only are you mentally pulling down the entire building, but you're also tall. ”

Stark scoffed Sherlock: "Guys who are all tall on their faces are not qualified to judge my height." ”

Sherlock glanced Stark up and down, and in the blink of an eye, he came to a conclusion: "The net height is actually 1.74 meters, what is your official height?" One meter seven eight? I have to say that the inner increase is an epoch-making invention. ”

Stark, who was said to be in actual height, was not embarrassed at all: "That's really embarrassing, now is the era of equality between men and women, women can wear high heels, why can't men wear them?" Or do you discriminate against ladies? It's still British, and there is no gentlemanly spirit at all, so it's no wonder that the beautiful lady who came with you has been ignoring you ever since she came. Oh, she's having a good time with Bruce now, beautiful lady, and I wonder if I've had the pleasure of knowing your name? ”

Stark walked over to Erin and them, Sherlock's face was dark, and he easily overtook Stark who was attacking, and came to Erin's side first, his eyes were firm and possessive, it was the look of his lover.

The trio sitting on the couch didn't pay much attention to the wit of their two mouth-cannon experts in the back, and they all put it on Erin and Dr. Banner's side. Now they watched Stark roll his eyes and walk over, raising his eyebrows at the Iron Man suit that appeared at an unknown time: "Jarvis, why did you transfer my suit, even if one of the new guests is particularly annoying, but you can't do this, we pay attention to the salute before the soldiers." ”

"Oh, beautiful lady, you want to take a picture with me?" Stark, who took the opportunity to stab Sherlock in the mouth, saw Erin take out his mobile phone, and said very narcissistically, and after he finished speaking, he put his arm on the Iron Man suit, intending to pose in a chic and graceful pose.

"Tony—" Dr. Banner was about to kindly remind him when Natasha flew at him, and as for the other loyal and honest Captain America, Hawkeye was worthy of Hawkeye, and quickly took a small loaf of bread and stuffed it into his mouth. After doing this, he and Natasha were excited to see Tony, Playboy, Genius, Iron Man, Stark...... Fell a big horse.

At this point, Dr. Banner let off an afterthought: "What I want to tell you is that the suit is made of paper. "Strictly speaking, Erin folded it, and then blew it into an Iron Man suit, which looks exactly like the real thing from the outside.

"Hahahaha!" It's Hawkeye and Natasha who love without buddy.

"Ahem." This is Captain America who has a bun in his mouth and laughs again, only to cough.

"I have to admit that Ms. Ai's Iron Man suit is very deceptive, sir." This is Jarvis, who has already recorded the whole thing.

Comrade Xiao Ai, a little handicraft expert, winked at her boyfriend with her left eye, and her boyfriend leaned down to cover the sight of others, and then kissed her.

Dr. Banner took off his glasses and thought to himself, it looked like they were really boyfriend and girlfriend.

Hawkeye whistled.

Natasha said to Jarvis, "Jarvis, give me a copy of the five-body .gif." ”

Jarvis said in a calm tone, "As you wish, Agent Romanoff. ”

The innocent Captain America looked away in embarrassment.

Wait, is there anyone who has been ignored?

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Tony Face Stark: "......" He seemed to flash to his waist.

――All in all, it was a very pleasant meeting... bar.