154 Chapter 154
Because of his granddaughter's wedding, Lord Qingxin, who had been praying in the temple for two years, returned.
As soon as he looked at his face, Qin Mao, who had rarely come to the door for a long time, was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth, you are so fat and white, round and round, oily and moist, which pigsty did you run out of, right?
Xia Houye, who has always been unmoved by wind and rain, also rarely showed a shocked face, looking at his wife who was almost three hundred pounds, he remembered that she went to the temple to pray for blessings, not to be a messenger of the altar?
"Is this my cousin?" Qin Mao asked very hesitantly, "Shouldn't it be specially picked out from which circle to impersonate?" He remembered that the county lord of Qingxin was an old goblin with heavy makeup, and he dressed himself up shamelessly when he was old, why did the old goblin become a pig spirit in just two years?
Xia Bimo, who had lost a lot of weight, also felt that she was not well yet, and she saw the double vision again, or a multi-layered double vision, otherwise how could she see her grandmother who was three times larger?
Xia Bilei didn't recognize it very much, after all, the huge Roshan in front of her, except for the fat on her face, her facial features were squeezed, she didn't have the ability to see through a pile of manure oil to see the essence, but this did not prevent her from recognizing the grandmother who was following her.
"The grandmother next to her was specially sent by the emperor, I recognize it." The implication is that if he is not transferred, it is most likely the county lord of Qingxin.
"So my father's grandmother has the ability to raise pigs?" Qin Mao felt that his father had made a mistake, such talents should run a pig farm for them, it was too big to be useful!
"I've seen Hou Ye!" A few grandmothers didn't seem to see everyone's shocked expressions that the three souls and seven spirits couldn't return to their positions for a long time, and their faces did not change and gave a big salute to Xia Houye, "The emperor ordered a few slaves and maids to serve the lady to chant and pray for blessings, and finally lived up to his life." ”
The fat and white Roshan saw that he was still plump and handsome, as if he was in his thirties Xia Houye, and his face was so fat that he couldn't see his facial features and was about to rain all the time, and he was about to pounce when he cried, "Husband, woo, people miss you so much......"
Xia Houye subconsciously dodged to the side, he was really subconscious, after all, ordinary people would hide when they saw a behemoth smashed over! As a result, Roshan didn't have anything to block, and a dog ate /, and when they heard a loud sound, everyone couldn't help but close their eyes, is this the mountain falling or the house collapsing?
The county lord of Qingxin turned back in disbelief, tears flowed even more happily, she rushed in a hurry, the weight plus acceleration was to fall hard, she said in grief, "Husband, you ...... How can it be...... Don't catch me? As soon as she finished speaking, there was another loud noise on the ground, and she fainted.
The corner of Xia Houye's mouth twitched, catch you? Can I catch this little body?
"Why are you still stunned?" Xia Houye reprimanded the maid and wife of the county lord of Qingxin, "Why don't you carry your wife back to the room quickly, and then call the doctor over." ”
I thought that the maids and mothers-in-law who would rely on when the lady came back were cold, one or two crying, could their small bodies be lifted?
In the end, a few rough mothers-in-law found a sedan chair to carry the county lord of Qingxin back, looking at a few people, you raise your legs and I lift your feet, one by one tired and sweaty, Xia Bilei silently cheered for them in her heart, she didn't expect that the county lord of Qingxin's easy to gain weight was like this, but her willpower was too poor, and she would not be fat like this if she ate less.
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Although she came back in the name that her granddaughter was going to get married and her grandmother was going home to help, the county lord of Qingxin couldn't help anything, not only that, but she also added to the chaos, and when she woke up, she broke all the mirrors in the room, not to mention all the furniture and furnishings. Wang, who has been using his brain how to get rid of the child in Xia Birui's belly, gritted his teeth and opened the warehouse to find something to replace it. It's better for the old goblin to stay in the temple until the sky is desolate, and it's nothing to do when he comes back.
After the county lord of Qingxin smashed all the things in the room, he finally came to his senses, asked the doctor to come over, and specially marked that he was good at losing weight!
"Woo woo, I'll just say why my husband can't catch me, it turns out that I'm too fat." The county lord of Qingxin cried, "I don't blame the lord for not being able to catch me, my husband and wife have been in love for decades, he just can't get used to my current image, doctor, you prescribe some diet pills to make me lose weight in the shortest possible time......"
The young doctor is famous for giving little girls beauty and weight loss, he is confident that no matter how fat people can lose weight under his treatment, but he doesn't have this confidence now, looking at this Mrs. Hou crying to lose weight, while eating a large basin of noodles, the doctor is in a cold sweat, you want to lose weight and eat less, this amount of food is almost comparable to pigs.
When the county lord of Qingxin came back, Qin Mao was originally worried that she would have a moth and find an excuse to torture Bi Lei and them, but now seeing that she was hiding in the house all day long, devoting herself to losing weight, Qin Mao was slightly relieved.
"It will take at least half a year for her to lose her weight." Xia Bilei gloated a little, "Even after losing it, the skin on my body will sag, and I don't know how long it will take to exercise to regain strength." The doctor is only afraid that he will be worried to death when the time comes, I really think that dieting and losing weight is a good thing, if it were that simple, I would not teach the Duchess of Zhenguo to practice aerobics, not that I boast, acupuncture can be solved, where you want to lose weight, where you need to exercise so hard. ”
Qin Mao remembered the new image of the Duchess of Zhenguo and smiled at Bi Lei. Obviously, acupuncture is the easiest to lose weight, and it is also the fastest to achieve results, and it is easy to get the gratitude of the Duchess of Zhenguo, but she has to make it thankless to let her exercise every day, because exercise can keep people healthy for many years.
"Bi Lei, can your acupuncture make people lose weight and make people lose their appetite?" Qin Mao knew that Qingxin County's appetite had become so good because of her acupuncture, so she wondered if it could be reversed.
"Absolutely." But she never uses it on people, including the Duchess of Zhenguo, it is a blessing to be able to eat, exercise can lose excess calories and stay healthy, appetite deteriorates, what's the point of living.
"Bi Lei, you go into the palace to help the Queen Mother with acupuncture." Qin Mao thought of his grandmother, who was too fond of eating and had become more obese in the past two years, "The imperial grandmother has eaten a lot more recently, and it doesn't matter if she is fat, the problem is that she is always yelling that she is uncomfortable here, and she is uncomfortable there." The doctor said that she should eat less and lose weight, but she couldn't control her mouth. ”
Speaking of the Queen Mother, who doesn't like sports and prefers big fish and meat, Xia Bilei also has a headache, the Queen Mother is very good to her, and every time she arrives in the palace, she takes out a bunch of delicacies to entertain her. By the way, the Queen Mother's friendly way of being friendly to people is to entertain people, so many noble ladies are not very happy to go to the Queen Mother's Palace, either braised pork or rock sugar elbows, and they are not explosive households, how can they eat these greasy things. The Queen Mother can also see that she gradually doesn't like to associate with these people who don't have a common language with her. It's just that Xia Bilei is different, this child loves to eat no matter what, and she can still eat, and she has too much common language to talk about food! Of course, it would be better if the child didn't read in her ear to exercise more and eat more vegetarian.
"Okay, I'll go into the palace tomorrow to see the Queen Mother." Xia Bilei thought of the old lady who loved to eat and had a good temper, even if she always whispered in her ear and said things she didn't like, she still endured, her eyes were soft.
"But I'm really curious, has the Queen Mother been round and jade since she was a child?" Xia Bilei asked very implicitly, in fact, what she wanted to ask was how she entered the palace with her body shape, I didn't hear that the first emperor liked plump women.
Qin Mao touched her nose, the Queen Mother's affairs are not a secret in the palace, she feels that there is nothing to hide, because everyone knows how the Queen Mother was favored when she was young.
"The imperial grandmother was born when she was young, and the imperial grandfather's aesthetic is very normal, so the imperial grandmother was quite slender when she entered the palace, and it is said that the year before the draft, the imperial grandmother had an illness, and the whole person lost weight, and because of the illness, she looked particularly delicate, and the imperial grandfather liked this tune......"
Why is the current emperor not loved by the first emperor, and because of the queen mother, the first emperor feels that he has been seriously deceived! The queen mother of that year was recovering from a serious illness, and she was panting when she walked two steps, and her slender body ran away as soon as the wind blew! The first emperor simply felt that he had met true love, because at that time, no matter how his mother, the first queen mother, objected, he insisted on calling the queen mother's name.
Well, if you follow the normal routine, this is a touching love story between an emperor and a delicate beauty, and the women in the palace firmly believe that this woman is the true love of the first emperor and their future enemy! If you follow the normal routine, the road to palace fighting should have started here, but it turned out to be ridiculous. After wasting rare medicinal materials, this woman's illness was finally cured, and she swallowed five bowls in one meal! Looking at the blue face of the first emperor, many concubines stopped all kinds of conspiracies and conspiracy, and looked at the queen mother who was holding the pig's trotters and gnawing happily with a sympathetic face, it was so pitiful, she hadn't been favored for a few days, and this was about to fall out of favor!
Sure enough, the Queen Mother, who had plumped up in a short period of time, was inversely proportional to her figure, like dewdrops in the sun that had been evaporated. The Queen Mother burst into tears, struggled for a long time between men and food, and finally decided to choose food! The little wife who became the emperor can't eat enough, why is she still in the palace! And the emperor is such a concubine in the palace, although there is only one stomach, it belongs to her! The Queen Mother is a decisive person, and after making a choice, she began to make delicious food and read the recipes every day.
In this regard, none of the women in the entire harem were hostile to her, including the queen at that time, and everyone encouraged her to eat more and not lose weight! Some people may say that the position in the harem is high, and the food and clothing can be more exquisite, so everyone works hard to climb up in order to eat and dress well. It's a pity that the situation is just the other way around, the higher the rank in this palace, the more pitiful the concubines are in terms of eating, and few can eat enough, which really responds to the sentence "The king of Chu loves a thin waist, and the palace starves to death!" ”
The imperial chef in the palace also lamented that they were useless, the special high-ranking concubine's dinner every day was a cucumber, what tricks could they make with this raw cucumber! It is because the Queen Mother has simply become a treasure in the minds of the imperial chefs, and the imperial chefs turn over tricks to cook for the Queen Mother every day, and the entire harem is such a only remaining fruit that can reflect the value of their survival! 166 Reading Network