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Chapter Sixty-Nine: I hate you mad scientists the most
Du Ling finally remembered now that on the first tense and abnormal night after the apocalypse, he had forgotten something.
Goose!
They forgot about the goose!!
First encountered the snake spirit of the high-pressure management of the city leaders, and then met Zhu Kaishan, they passed through the teleportation array, and finally tore up with Manniang, the rhythm of the night was as fast as a tornado......
Du Ling first lowered his head and felt silently guilty, and then secretly scanned it with his afterglow, and found that not to mention Zhang Jing and the little demons with wonderful expressions after reacting, even Xiao Li's face flashed a trace of inconspicuous embarrassment.
He suddenly felt better.
If there is an accomplice, the psychological burden is much smaller. And he is the first person to think of it, and he is worthy of his identity as the leading big brother...... bar.
Now that I think about it, and I also have a foothold in the city, I don't want to say it, hurry up and bring in the comrades who stayed behind.
Da Zhuang, a goose demon who is fat, strong, and bigger than a horse, should not be in any danger even if he spends the night alone, but the big cart of disaster relief materials it is dragging is not necessarily.
At this time, he didn't care about continuing to fool Wang Laohu and them (anyway, everyone knows who doesn't know who), Du Ling and the birds hurried out of the city first.
It's just that after all, it's been a whole night, and when I get to the original separate place, I see: the long security queue into the city is gone, and the geese and trailers are naturally gone.
Now Du Ling is really anxious, now he doesn't worry about that idea, he is worried about the goose!
Although Da Zhuang has good combat effectiveness, his brain is really not very good, in case he encounters a bad eye passing by......
"Don't panic, it should go back." Xiao Li patted Du Ling on the shoulder, reminding him of the rut marks on the ground that were very obvious and had turned a big bend.
"Although Da Zhuang has a poor understanding of spells, he is not stupid, you only asked him to wait outside the city first but did not explain what happened later, it is estimated that he did not wait for us to come out, so he went back first."
The gray magpies who came with them also chirped and explained that birds have the habit of sleeping overnight in a fixed place, and the idiot goose is estimated to be sleepy and hungry, so it will return to the nest, and there are no two steps anyway.
Seventy or eighty kilometers seems to the monster, isn't it just a random walk distance?
"Oh...... Then I'll go back and get some more things. Du Ling nodded thoughtfully, it is indeed not far, he is also a real demon with a spell body now...... The high-ranking monks should not continue to be trapped in the thinking of mortals, but should do their best to change their concepts.
For cultivators, Mozhou City and the Ling Tian Sect Mountain Gate were not "different places" at all, they were just a relationship between the front and back courts. Although it is inconvenient to roll up the demon wind in the chaos of the aura now, it is very fast to change the prototype to fly or use a swift movement to run back and forth.
As for why they walked all the way so slowly...... Ahem, isn't that about caring about the people on the road?
Du Ling moved his arm to prepare for a handsome transformation, and at the same time did not forget to teach the gray magpies who love to join in the fun: "Don't follow me, you gangsters, go to your sister Jingjing to get the task." Whether it's handing out flyers or being a supervisor and moving a camera, there's always a job you can do, don't really treat yourself as a pure bastard, otherwise you won't be as good as a new one in the future, don't blame me for not reminding me. ”
With the competition, this group of chicken thieves and bird spirits finally had a sense of crisis, and flew away complaining, and Du Ling turned his gaze to Xiao Li again.
"I'm with you." Xiao Li's answer was very simple, and there was no room for manoeuvre.
Anyway, even if he stays in the town, he can't come up with anything that is of practical value, but he has to let Zhang Jing and them take action to report on the steps of everything, it is better to stay away and let the monsters relax, if there is really anyone who has backbones, it is easy to find.
What's more, after knowing that the demon cultivator was thinking about Du Ling (Lingquan), it was impossible for him to rest assured that the other party would leave his sight no matter what.
Xiao Li's addition offers a better rush option: Edgeworth's flight.
100% fairy style, chic and guaranteed!
Of course, this time Du Ling learned to be obedient, and he didn't expect a certain natural black to wait for him to drill into his arms, and after stepping on the golden sword, he pinched a windproof hand.
Small spells and big functions, so that you can perfectly experience the thrill ♂ of supersonic high-altitude sword racing~
"Sure enough, the essence of time is condensed, or the beauty of traditional techniques, I also want to learn to fly with the sword, little pear, you go back and teach me." Finally realized the coolness of the sword, Du Ling Meizizi's request.
The Edgeworth, who was discerning the direction in the thick black clouds and fog, seemed to be distracted and did not answer.
Of course, this innocuous silence did not affect Du Ling Zhengnong's conversation: "I knew that I wouldn't make my magic weapon into a wholesale gold circle, even if I could step on it, it would be a copycat Hot Wheels, and I really didn't have the courage to wear a belly pocket after the age of wearing a belly pocket...... By the way, when we're free, let's call those little guys a name. ”
"Why?"
Heheda, sure enough, I heard it clearly, but I was pretending to be stupid, and Du Ling, who successfully deceived the reply, bared his teeth, but he didn't debunk Xiao Li's little careful thoughts that had just sprouted, so that he was cute and lively.
"I didn't pay attention to the fact that you didn't call them by their names before, those names popped out of your mouth, it was so disagreeable......
For example, the names of Da Zhuang and Er Gray are very local, Du Ling feels that he can still be said to be down-to-earth, and when it comes out of the mouth of such an elegant and beautiful man like Xiao Li, it really surpasses the aesthetics of the fat pig flow, and makes people reach the great harmony of laughter and coldness.
In short, it's real, embarrassing.
"Okay."
In fact, Xiao Li didn't think there was anything wrong with a name like "Da Zhuang", except for the tablets in the division, the names of the people he had contacted at the beginning were all similar to Li Gou's egg king Dahua Zhang Fugui, who was disgusted by his family at that time, and he was very envious of the villagers who used 'feeding' to drink. After being given the name "Xiao Li" by his master, he also cherished this title that belonged to him very much, but he didn't consider the question of which was better, Xiao Li or Xiao Sandou.
Until today, Du Ling specifically proposed it, and he still can't tell the good from the bad, but ...... The word Du Ling seems to be so beautiful that his ordinary name, which is just right with the pronunciation of it, has taken on a special meaning.
It's just that he just exposed his selfishness of wanting to carry Du Lingfei all the time, and Xiao Li was naturally embarrassed to explain that this might be a bit silly in Du Lingyan.
What's more, since you have realized that the demon race and the human race are equal individuals, then you should indeed give the little demons who are included in the door wall a formal identity name, instead of treating them as spirit beasts to be raised.
"They can be recorded as Duan characters with Zhang Jing, and they will be recorded in the sect according to the children of the outer sect first."
"Duanzi? In other words, I don't seem to know what my nephew's Taoist name is...... What's the end? The completely irresponsible elders were very curious when they heard this, and asked with a very face.
The answer is serious and natural: "Naturally, it is dun and quiet." ”
Well, Du Ling finally knows why Zhang Jing is reluctant to publicize himself as such, #格格吉祥#.
THEN DU LING BEGAN TO ASK ABOUT THE LIST OF LING TIAN FACTIONS AGAIN.
As a result, I learned that since Xiao Li's master Xuan Ming Lao Dao, the ranking of these generations is "Xuan Xin Duan Xing", which together has the role of warning the door people, apart, except for Xuan Ming Lao Dao's own very good, others ......
The father-in-law Persian cat is already lucky to be able to stand up to the slightly feminine name of Duanya, anyway, it sounds like the style of the Qing Palace's pigtail play, and those of the heart generation, no matter how they are combined, are full of youthful and sad Mary Sue atmosphere:
"According to the law, little pear, you turned out to be a heart away~ beautiful!" Du Ling resisted the urge to laugh, and almost sang in his head: I love to eat the beautiful radish in my heart~
"According to the ranking, your road number is Xinling...... Also beautiful. Xiao Li's tone was extremely sincere, and he said with a "compliment" in courtesy.
It's just that there is a hint of a goofy smile floating under his deep dark eyes.
“…… Ah, we're home, get down! The so-called church apprentice killed the master, and Du Ling, who found that he couldn't win by playing tricks, immediately diverted his attention.
But it is true that with these few words, they have flown back to the ...... Mountain Gate for a Day.
Without bothering to look for it, Du Ling saw Da Zhuang's fat back stretched around his neck and blocked at the gate.
Oh, yes
Since he began to preside over the modernization of the Ling Tian faction, he habitually installed an anti-theft door in front of the main gate archway, and later added a demon catching function under the guidance of a certain rune codex.
The specific table xiàn looks like this:
Model A, who has only one long neck left on the whole paste network that can rotate freely, and a big strong comrade who croaks non-stop, and Model B, who is also all pasted on the network, only one tail is still twitching and swinging, but the hair on it has been hidden by the big strong and bald sauce......
Well? Tibetan sauce??
"Why didn't Hu Guodao squat in his real room, but came here?" When they were in the middle of the day, they vowed to squat in the real yàn room until they were old, and they fell in love with the research subject forever, and as soon as they left, they went out to hang out?
Or is it ...... Want to take advantage of the emptiness in the rear?
Du Ling narrowed his eyes and touched his chin, feeling that he had set up the demon hunting array in both directions.
Of course, there is also a little bit of luck to help, the monster hunting array can only block the monster of the transformation level for a while, and it is impossible to trap it all the time, although Dr. Hu usually looks at the four bodies and is not diligent and does not distinguish between the grains and grains, in the end, he is also an old goblin who has accumulated years, and there will always be a little bit of a means to press the bottom of the box.
The problem is that Da Zhuang is back!
The feud of being bitten by the fox is still clearly engraved in the blood of Da Zhuang, and now that the natural enemies are meeting across the wall, it is extraordinarily red-eyed, and without saying a word, he directly bites a dead fox spirit who wants to fight back.
When he was rescued from the mouth of the goose by Du Ling, he had already ascended to heaven with one Buddha out of the body and two Buddhas, and the Tibetan fox who was basically not far from death was soft into a stall, that was to ask what to say, sell himself completely, just to be able to stay away from the giant goose.
So Du Ling and the others knew that Hu Guodao was not an undercover agent sent by anyone, but simply frightened, afraid of being liquidated and wanted to find a place to hide.
So why is he afraid of being liquidated?
Naturally, it was because he was inextricably linked to the infectious-type demon seed particles that were currently in the atmosphere with a greatly increased concentration......
Do you remember Dr. Hu's explanation of how the demon species work?
In fact, the truth is almost the same, just like implanting an artificial pearl nucleus in a pearl shell, ordinary animals and plants that could not become essence can be catalyzed into essence through a small spirit gathering array, and ordinary humans who will not become demons can also increase the negative energy by a small magic gathering array, and eventually become demons.
Hu Guodao is worthy of being a goblin scholar who can go abroad in the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China and obtain a double doctorate in the Ivy League.
After careful analysis and calculation, he believes that whether it is a demon seed or an immortal seed, it can be realized by his own technology.
Hu Guodao was frightened at this time, but he didn't dare to tell anyone, one was that he felt that he couldn't bear this responsibility, and the other was afraid that the Emperor of Heaven would have ambitions and would create a big situation of all mankind cultivating together, and squeeze the goblins to the point that there was no place to stand.
So while comforting himself that he was all cranky, he quietly assembled a detector in the new real yàn room to capture whether there were particles in the air with a structure similar to that of the demon species.
Then there was the great earthquake, Du Ling shouted that the end of the world would take everyone out for disaster relief, and the detector he hid in the corner sounded the highest level of alarm-
In the worst case, a highly infectious demon seed appeared.
The word demon, for the goblins who have almost no means of defense, is naturally the most terrifying existence of the smell.
At this time, Hu Guodao began to regret again, why didn't he report this possibility to the Emperor of Heaven earlier, maybe there was still a possibility to avoid a disaster. But now that things have happened, even a trace amount of demon seeds can be detected in the Ling Tian Sect's Mountain Protection Array, so I can't imagine what the outside world will become.
After the research confirmed that the first target of this demon seed was mortals, Hu Guodao no longer dared to have any optimistic imagination, especially how he, as the culprit, would be tortured by the jealous and vengeful righteous path monks...... When I was very young, I once heard my mother tell my mother about how to eliminate demons and defend the way, and the fox spirit who ended up skinning and filling the grass was frightened crazy.
After hurriedly leaving a vague confession note with "The Demon Seed is related to the Demon Seed", he snatched his way from the real yàn room and fled.
Because he usually doesn't know enough about the mountain gate building, he runs in the middle of the night and doesn't look at the road, so he crashes into the security door.
Snapped, sticky.
And then there is the big strong croak debut, a word of disagreement, chatter!
After listening to Hu Guodao's confession, Du Ling's face was unpredictable.
Originally, he was a supporter of the "technology is harmless, only the user has good and evil" faction, and the blame for the countless crimes of the demon seed that wreaked havoc and harmed people should be counted on the head of the demon cultivator who took this technical idea as evil, but this bastard fox spirit who has no sense of responsibility has made a big trouble, and he still knows that he doesn't report it is too hateful.
Du Ling kicked on Hu Guodao's trembling shoulder, and kicked this handful of snot to the ground with tears and a face of forgiveness:
"Damn, do you know that the most annoying thing about me, master, is that you are a so-called scholar who has no sense of social responsibility and always pretends to be smart? Research and research, what consequences have not been thoroughly studied, and dare to produce results casually, if something happens, TM dares to run, and running out is also to feed the devil with a piece of meat! ”
Every word and sentence he said was hammered on Hu Guodao's already fragile nerves, and the Tibetan fox really only thought about running away as soon as the catastrophe came, but he didn't think that the world was so big that it had no place for it.
Hu Guodao, who has been using the so-called obsession with academics to escape the real world for a long time, finally came to his senses and understood that it was all his own luck that led him to his current fate, and the big mistake had been made, and he had no choice but to admit his guilt and surrender the law.
“…… It's all my fault...... Give me a good time. ”
Looking at that tearful dead fish face that has nothing to love, it's almost infuriating, damn if I want to kill you, why am I talking so much nonsense!?
"Want to die? It's not that easy! Since you are the inventor of the new demon seed manufacturing theory, then you will continue to invent the solution for me!! ”
He turned his head and shouted angrily, "Da Zhuang!! ”
"Karma?"
"In the future, you will be the overseer of this goods, eat and sleep together, and keep an eye on people, when he cracks the demon seed, makes a vaccine or a special drug, and when you both are liberated!"
"Quack!!" Of course, he was not happy to be relatively strong with natural enemies day and night, and a lot of murderous aura naturally emerged from the cry.
Hearing that Dr. Hu, who had been bitten out of the psychological shadow, was trembling, but Du Ling was very satisfied: "Very good, keep this momentum!" Let him never dare to steal and play tricks again! ”
After speaking, he wanted to throw the Tibetan fox's feet to the goose to deal with, but Dr. Hu, who had already shaken into chaff, had no eyesight, and cried and pulled and hugged his thighs, crying and shouting Don't, I don't dare anymore, rubbed his snot and tears against Du Ling's pants.
= dish = + convex
It seems that you won't be allowed to bloom once, you really don't know how to write red letters.
Du Ling silently began to roll up his sleeves.
felt that the activity could not be opened, so he simply took off his shirt and threw it to Xiao Li.
Then remove the high-imitation Hot Wheels from the ankle and turn it into a shape that is of a moderate size, especially suitable for picking people.
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