Leander didn't go to college, so I guess he didn't read at all, so he didn't understand the technical terms of the team doctor, and probably knew that his claw was broken. Thanks to the afternoon session, the air was not humid and the turf at Villa Park was much better than Blackburn's, and the players opted for relatively mild plastic spikes that didn't dig straight into the flesh.

However, plastic spikes also have a disadvantage, they are quite stable when stepped on hard grass, and they will slip on the back of the hand...... The weight of eighty kilograms was slammed down and slipped, this picture was so beautiful that the team doctor was going to cry!!

It's good to hurt a few people, why Leander again! At the beginning of the month, I took a look at Gareth Bell, which was in the ankle, and it was not so scary to have socks wrapped in it, and today the entire back of the right hand was bruised, because of the slippery skin was rubbed off a large piece, and the blood did not need to flow money. It is impossible for the team doctor to move large instruments to the playing field, so he can only do a simple treatment and roughly infer the injury based on the appearance. It is true that a footballer's legs are more important than their hands, and it is lucky that the injury is on the back of the hand, but ...... His appearance is too shocking.

Leander himself really didn't feel much, according to his usual style, it would be fine to rub and rub, why do you need to put on such a strict expression? In the past, when I was a dragon, I didn't get injured too often because of the grabbing of territory and treasure, especially when fighting with my own father...... Several times I was beaten to the point that I had more air out and less air intake, and my paw was stepped on and was injured?

Now that he has been substituted and handed in a fairly beautiful answer sheet, then shut up, I always feel that I will be trained if I express my true feelings, and it will be a tragedy for Big Sam to let him write with his left hand in a fit of anger.

Leander is willing to face the Italian black/hand/party, and is willing to 1v1 with the court thugs, he is afraid of a written review!

Having studied in college, it is simply impossible to understand how difficult this is for the illiterate!!

You have to be fluent, express yourself clearly, don't repeat sentences, be full of emotion, and tell what you did wrong, why you made it, and how to change it in the future...... Last time, I was able to hand it in on time thanks to the "fellow", Leander wore a vest and crossed the country to a forum for help, and got a template shared by enthusiastic netizens, he put his situation into it, perfected the content almost, and wrote it with a shake of his hand when writing the closing remarks: I was wrong! But I don't want to change! If you have an opinion, you're going to hit me!

…… Just because of a cheap hand, he also copied it again!

As long as I think about that experience, I feel sad, and I didn't know that there was such a cruel thing in the world until I was two hundred years old! Rigou Cheng Dù almost caught up with his father in another time and space!

Leander actually didn't finish watching the game, he was sent to the hospital directly, the condition of his right hand was really bad, the doctor's brows were wrinkled like twist, crackling and reading a lot, and finally said something nice: "It is already very good to be stomped by a strong man in sneakers without causing multiple hand bone fractures, and he will be good for half a month if he doesn't mess around." "A team doctor came over and communicated a lot with the hospital, and after listening to what they said, Leander understood that the next two games were estimated to be in vain, and the weekly salary was so low that people couldn't play!!

Leander's face was tragic, and he looked like his father had died! At this time, the text message prompt sounded, and under the supervision of the team doctor, he opened the mailbox with his uninjured left hand-

The message is a reads from Mr. Broker.

[I watched the live stream of your game, and now it's convenient to answer the phone?] ]

[En......]

As soon as he replied, Jorge Mendes called over, thinking that he was going to be trained again, but he didn't expect to be very calm over there: "I have also been a player, so I know what it feels like to be stepped on by my shoes, fortunately I am injured on my hand, even then I have to recuperate for a while, how long will it take for you to remember to say after you get the news, I can help you take over the job if you know this." ”

"In fact, the results have come out, the situation is okay, the doctor said half a month, I think ......"

It doesn't matter what he thinks, Jorge Mendes directly said his arrangement: "It's not easy to take on endorsements temporarily, it just so happens that Sky Sports wants to use your fame to hype a wave, I just contacted them again, this period of March is very exciting, in addition to the eighteen rounds of make-up matches between Chelsea and Manchester United, there is also a key game on March 6, at Anfield Stadium, Liverpool vs. Manchester United." The number 20 is a battle between the two giants, Chelsea and Manchester City, and they want you to be a guest to explain the three games with Andy Gray Richard Keith, and Sky Sports is very optimistic about your face, your popularity and your flair for humour. ”

"What about the pay?"

"......" Jorge Mendes helped his forehead, knowing that he was only concerned about money, "The specific amount needs to be negotiated, at least to match your current value." ”

Leander showed a mouthful of white teeth and smiled very sincerely, "That's no problem, with the boss's cautious personality, I shouldn't be on the twenty-nine* list, March 2 and 6 are no problem, as for the 20th, I'm not sure." ”

"In fact, I checked the Premier League schedule, your 30 rounds are at home against Blackpool, this game is not very stressful, and it is on the 19th, Chelsea and Manchester City The focus of the game is a day later, even if you are completely injured and can start, the game and the guest commentary work does not conflict, especially the gap between your 31st and 32nd rounds is half a month, only half a day delay should be no problem, the players have commercial activities, and it is really impossible to squeeze out half a day."

Okay, you've won! You're right! Knowing so much you ask me what the hell is going on!!!!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

The longer I have known each other, the more Leander feels that the IQ gap between himself and Mr. Agent is completely crushing! What can I say about that feeling? No matter how bad the situation, sudden scandal or accidental injury, he is calm, rational and calm, a few words to calm you down, it seems to be nothing, and then clean up the situation, in his place, even if you poke the big basket, it doesn't feel like a problem!

Because he knew the attributes of his own players, Jorge Mendes told a few more words, meaning just like that, you can toss as much as you want, keep your right hand well, if you toss yourself to the point that you can't return to the court for a long time, you will be at your own risk-

Don't forget that you're the one who lives off the prize money.

That's it, lore!

Leander didn't take the hand injury seriously, for him this is commonplace, think about it carefully, now it is indeed different, once he was a golden dragon, but now he has become a tragic person who is stronger than ordinary people, that is also a human being!

People have the rules of survival! This is especially true for professional players!

Although there is a feeling of being forced to descend, for the money, for the big bed made of pure gold, for the bed studded with precious stones...... Just bear with it.

"Oh, I see."

Sure that Leander had received the message accurately, Jorge Mendes hung up the phone, he just hung up, and someone came in again, this time it was a big tycoon who was far away in Madrid; Unlike the business-like Mr. Agent, the male god is completely concerned and concerned, but Leander is very moved. Although he himself is already the hottest star in the Premier League, with tens of millions of Facebook fans, his worth continues to skyrocket...... But in front of the local tyrant, he is still the brainless fan who "begs for support", "begs for gold bars to paste his face", "can sell cuteness, can warm the bed, as long as he has money, he will do anything".

Cristiano Ronaldo has yet to discover the truth behind it, and he feels very good about himself, and he really thinks that he is conquering the world with his football skills, personality charm and sexy appearance...... xd

What will happen if it is found out is a topic for the future, at this moment, Ronaldo's heart and liver are hurting, if there is not a league tomorrow, he will fly to the United Kingdom directly.

"I heard you're hurt again?"

This word is so hurtful!! Listen to it, you feel like you're a weak chicken, you're a scumbag!! Leander was still very tolerant of the male god, so he replied: "It was an accident, I was careless!" ”

It's obviously the price of pretending!

Last time I hung the gold hook upside down, the hook was at the wrong angle.

This time the scorpion swung its tail, but the ball went in, and an extra scorpion tail needle was eaten! It's a pity that it's not metal spikes, otherwise it would be even more appropriate!

Ronaldo didn't expect this level, he asked again: "...... Is the situation strict? How long do you want to recuperate? ”

“……”

Theoretically, the answer should not be strict, but, but for the sake of subsidies, for gifts, the dragon father didn't want to go out of the old face festival, "The claw is broken, it hurts!! qaq！ I would have liked to brush up on a few more goal circle bonuses, but I lost a lot of them! The male god asks for comfort! Male god! ”

These fashionable sayings are all learned from Chinese netizens.

Leander came with his hand, saying that there was no sense of disobedience.

Of course, only Ronaldo on the other end of the phone felt that there was no sense of disobedience, and the team doctor who pushed the door open and came in after talking to the hospital was scared and cried. It's simply unscientific! Leander was expressionless the whole time when he sold Meng on the other end of the phone, he was very strict and very serious, as if he was completing some sacred work!

It seems that I know too much, and this feeling is really not good at all!!

The team doctor consciously turned around and went out, and closed the door, leaving space for Leander.

As for the local tyrant on the other end of the phone, he didn't receive this signal at all, he was happy in his heart, and he wanted to do it, but when he thought of the news report of Leander's injury, the bloody and tragic scene, he held back the words that came to his mouth, not only so, but also said with a straight face: "Who let you learn those messy movements!" ”

The scorpion swings its tail and is handsome, and it is full of points! Where is it strange? Aren't you afraid of being sacked when you say this?

Van der Vaart and Ibrahimovic will definitely talk to you about life when they hear about it!

Leander relied on the dragon's intuition to grasp the point: "The male god has done the most handsome and practical action!! Learn from you, learn from you! Don't mess with this mess again! ”

#论脑残粉儿的自我修养#

The dragon father is really self-taught, over there in Madrid, the male god is also very satisfied, he happily said that he wants to go back, and he will contact him when he gets home, and let Andel have a good life, and after the game is over, he will go to buy supplements and gifts!!