207 Chapter 207
"I don't know what the emperor's uncle and father are doing now?" In the imperial study, the handsome young man of sixteen or seventeen years old was chattering, the red pen in his hand did not stop, and the book of books quickly disappeared.
"I should be eating seafood, my mother is talking about eating seafood every day." There is a reclining chair in the study, and a beautiful young man who is both male and female reclining and watching the recital in all his style, and there are many recitals next to his reclining chair, "I said brother, you are too inhuman, just because you are afraid of loneliness, you left me behind, otherwise I can also take a boat to eat seafood......"
Hmph, they all went out to have a good time, they wanted to leave me alone in the capital, and they wanted to be beautiful!
"Sleep, how can you say that, brother, I'm so reluctant to let you go." The handsome young prince said bitterly, "Our brotherhood is higher than the mountains and deeper than the sea, can you bear to let your brother stay alone in such a big palace?" "The most important thing is that you ran away, who helped me correct the folds, so many folds, I will be exhausted!
"Actually, you can leave the tangyuan brothers behind, with them, you never know what it's like to be lonely." Sleep Sleep suggested, yawning lazily, why don't you sleep first? Anyway, if you can't finish changing it, you will push it to my brother, he is the prince!
"Needless to say, I don't want the palace to be demolished." The prince snorted, "It's valuable to repair the palace, and then the imperial history will definitely jump out and say that it will cost the people and money...... "The triplets are all the masters of the upper house and the tiles, he doesn't want the palace to be demolished, and besides, their IQ is not as high as yours, and they are not as useful as you."
"Cousin Prince!" A high-pitched female voice came, and not only the prince was startled, but also the sleepiness of sleep was driven away.
"Little Phoenix ......" The prince's face was a little distorted, it's over, the female demon king is here!
The twelve-year-old phoenix was born tall and beautiful, with a bright face, burning people's eyes like a fire, and many people said that she was worthy of the name Phoenix.
"Brother Prince, I want to join the army!" The little phoenix stared at the young prince without blinking.
Why is this topic again, the prince's head is too big, he dares to say that if he responds, the next step is that the aunt will definitely cry all the way from General Feng's mansion to the palace.
"Little Phoenix, this is only ...... if your mother agrees" He said euphemistically, his cousin can be favored, he can't be serious, he really sued his mother, his skin has to collapse, his mother doesn't care who is reasonable and who doesn't, anyway, he will definitely only stand on the side of the little phoenix, "Besides, it is very hard to be in the army, especially the serious shortage of water in the frontier, people there can't take a bath all year round, and the barracks stink, how can you afford this crime from a girl's family......"
"I can stand it!" The twelve-year-old little phoenix said categorically, "Isn't it just a year without taking a bath, is it hard to practice martial arts every day?" ”
"The food in the barracks is also poor, you think you won't have any snacks to eat by then, let alone candied fruit or something...... "The prince's head was big, and he looked at his brother wildly, asking him to help say something.
"I don't like sweets!" Little Phoenix tilted his head, "And I've eaten wild vegetables, no matter how bad the food in the army is, it's just like that." ”
"I said Phoenix, you're just talking about it now." Sleeping, who had been snickering, couldn't stand his brother's deathray gaze, and suggested very conscientiously, "You haven't tried to eat without a bath now, and after you try it, do you think you can say it again?" No matter how much you talk about your mouth, it's just a fake ......"
"Second cousin means that I should impress my mother with practical actions?" Little Phoenix was thoughtful, if she did it according to the barracks standards now, her mother would definitely be moved by her persistence after a long time, right? Although she has always followed the standards of the military camp in martial arts, no, it should be said that it exceeds the standards of the army, but in life, she has always been pampered, and her mother is probably worried that she will not be able to stand the hardship......
"Thank you, cousins!" The little phoenix gratefully shook the prince's hand, her eyes lit up, "I know what to do." ”
The prince looked at his cousin's back as he disappeared after a while, and muttered, "What do you understand?" I still haven't figured it out, have I? ”
There was a worried expression on his sleepy face, "Oops, this is a big problem." ”
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The rippling sea, the wind and waves are calm, the big ship seems to be in the mother's womb, swaying slightly, the sky is cloudless, and the sky is so clear that people are happy.
"Father, is our Chinese food really okay today?" The delicate and lovely boy looked at the two men who were sitting on the deck fishing with a sad expression.
"Sesame, don't worry!" The handsome and mature man stared at the calm sea without raising his head, "Father said that if you want to catch a big fish, you can catch it!" Father's fishing rod is specially made, so it won't happen like last time. "The last time he fished, he got a small rod, but the fish were so big that the rods broke.
"I'm bean paste." The boy took the trouble to correct it, muttering, "And I don't think it's a problem with the fishing rod." ”
"Well, it's a technical issue." A boy who was exactly like him came out of the cabin, "I said, father, don't struggle, the shit luck from last time will not be there again." ”
"Taro, shut up!" Qin Mao said angrily, "I have always relied on strength to fish, not luck!" ”
"I'm the taro." The third teenager, who was so similar that people couldn't tell the difference, also ran out, "Sesame, bean paste, don't worry, my father can't catch fish, and there is still the emperor's uncle." ”
The middle-aged man who had been listening to the quarrel between his younger brother and his nephew had a smile on his face, and said unhurriedly, "Taro is smart, and I will reward you with a fish." ”
The taro cheered, ran to the emperor and sat down, "Uncle Huang, you must catch a big fish, and it is better not to be a cuttlefish, its head is not delicious." ”
Qin Mao looked at his brother, whose eyes were soft and his mood was obviously extremely happy, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief. After the death of his father last year, the imperial brother has been depressed, and he has had a few illnesses because of this, he was shocked to realize that the imperial brother is no longer young, he doesn't want to send his father away and lose his brother, so he tried his best to invite the eldest brother to take a trip to the sea, it seems that this method is really useful, and the eldest brother is much better.
The fish made by my brother and daughter-in-law is delicious, whether it is steamed or braised in a braised manner, it is worthy of being a family that likes to eat fish for many years.
After eating the fish, everyone has a cup of Tieguanyin, although the sea fish has no fishy smell, but they still habitually use fragrant tea to remove the taste in their mouths.
"I wonder what happened to the little dragonfly?" The emperor was a little uneasy when he thought of the crown prince who was in charge of the country.
"If it's just a little dragonfly, it's really not very reassuring." Qin Mao was lying lazily on the chair, his lazy appearance was the same as that of his second son, "If you have a sleep, don't worry, he is the reincarnation of a fox, and there are few ministers in the black-hearted court who can compare with him." ”
The emperor glanced at his younger brother disapprovingly, "That's your son, what a black heart, sleeping is extremely smart!" ”
"Don't worry, the eldest brother and the second brother must be very happy now." Taro is a little yearning, "There are no adults in the palace, they are the biggest, what they want to eat, the entire palace kitchen serves them...... "If it is him, the imperial kitchen must make a lot of things that his mother usually does not allow his mother to eat, such as ice cream for three meals a day."
Sesame glared at him speechlessly, "It's not a matter of eating. ”
Dousha agreed, "Actually, it's also related to eating, I think they're there, and many people will definitely not be able to eat." "The eldest brother and the second brother don't just have a good-looking face, their ability is also leveraged, the old foxes in the court must feel pressured, do you really think that the imperial uncle can do anything wrong without them?
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However, the eldest brother guessed wrong, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince almost couldn't eat with Sleep.
The little aunt General Feng cried all the way from home to the palace, and the prince heard his mother say that the aunt didn't like to cry before, and after giving birth to the little phoenix, the nerves became extremely slender, and the prince expressed his doubts, because the aunt was simply made of water!
"Little dragonfly, look at your bad idea!" Xia Biai wiped her tears and pulled out a stinking girl who had turned from a phoenix to a pheasant from behind, "Look! The little phoenix stinks worse than the latrine now! "If it weren't for her daughter, she would have wanted to throw it away as garbage.
"Mother, I'm much more fragrant than the latrine!" The dirty girl protested, "Our toilet is clean, you haven't been to see the farmer's toilet, that's really a three-day ......."
Xia Biai's forehead is exposed, is this a problem with the latrine?
"Phoenix, count for yourself how long it's been since you've taken a shower!" Xia Biai was furious, "Half a month! Can't you even smell the stench coming from your body? And you've only eaten wild vegetables for half a month, and you're still growing your body......"
Haven't taken a shower for half a month? The prince subconsciously took a step back, trying to stay away from his smelly cousin.
"Mother, the people in the barracks haven't washed for a year, and I've only been washing for half a month." Little Phoenix clenched her fists, "I want to prove to everyone that women can join the army and do better than men!" ”
Don't take a shower for a year? Xia Biai's eyes darkened, and she cried out.
However, this can't shake the ideal of a young girl, maybe it's too terrible not to take a bath for a year, Xia Biai finally failed to stop her daughter's dream of being a general, but fortunately, her father hurt his daughter and kicked her twin brother to the barracks to accompany her daughter.
When the little phoenix was fourteen years old, he was already invincible in defeating the army, and now he was chasing the pirates and fighting happily, and when the boxes of silver were sent back to the girder, countless people went to watch.
Many courtiers congratulated General Feng and his wife, the tiger father has no dog daughter, and their daughter Phoenix is really Mulan alive!
The couple was very sad, Xia Biai began to humble again, they gave birth to three sons and a daughter, the only daughter was very pampered, so they wanted to raise an elegant and noble noble girl, who knew that the girl actually joined the army! Isn't it ironic that you congratulate my daughter on her promotion or something?
The phoenix who returned to the capital attracted countless onlookers, and now she is the idol of countless girls in Daliang.
"Grow so tall!"
"Well, but it's still beautiful, it's like a phoenix."
"It's just a little darker."
"It's okay, I have whitening cream, the next time I meet her, I'll give her homemade whitening cream, it works."
After the little phoenix participated in a few banquets, she finally caught the prince, and after some coercion and temptation, she was satisfied, and finally had the opportunity to fight in the northeast.
"Second cousin......"
Sleep frightened, "Little Phoenix, just say what you have to do." "He has had a hard time in the past two years, because his mother has always thought that he gave the little phoenix a bad idea, and the little phoenix went to the army, and the woman is irrational when she is angry, and the mother called the rock band back from the theater and played music to him every day, and he didn't know how long he hadn't slept well.
"I'm going to the northeast to fight the Mohes, and I'm missing a military advisor......"
Sleep shook his head violently, "I don't do it!" I'm tired of being a military advisor, and I definitely don't have time to sleep. ”
The little phoenix was full of smiles, "Second cousin, don't worry, it's easy to be my military advisor, you can sleep as much as you like, people say that raising soldiers for a thousand days is used for a while, you can sleep for a thousand days, you can sleep for a thousand days, and you will become a ...... if you stay awake at that critical moment."
It seems to make sense, the beautiful young man tilted his head and thought about it, "Forget it, the Northeast is cold now, and I can't sleep in a place that is too cold." ”
The little phoenix immediately turned his face, "If you don't go with me, I'll tell everyone right away that it's your idea for me to go to the Northeast this time......"
slept with tears, and came out to mix it and really had to pay it back.
On the day of leaving the capital, the little phoenix was full of energy, and the men and women who were watching felt a blow to their hearts, there was a kind of beauty, beyond gender, and both men and women fell for it!
"Uh, what's that?" Everyone looked at the chaise longue on which four strong men were lifted on their shoulders, and on it lay a person who was wrapped in a quilt and could not see his head and face, if it were not for the slight undulation of the quilt and the slight snoring, they would have thought that there was a dead man on it.
"I heard that Lord Phoenix personally selected the military advisor."
"Is he sick?"
"No, I heard that the military advisor has a sleepy disease......"
"I think he might be Phoenix-sama's lover." A red-faced girl said, "I have the privilege of seeing his face, it is really beautiful, like a fairy in the sky." ”
"Isn't it, it's really pretty?" Another girl exclaimed.
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Beautiful men always make the girls excited, and the girls in the capital are still lively and lovely on this day. 166 Reading Network