Chapter Eighty-Nine: How Can There Be Such a Smooth Thing (2)

The wedding took place in a chapel on the second floor of the Manhattan Marriage Registry.

The registration office here is very considerate and can be called a one-stop service, registration in the hall on the first floor, and a marriage ceremony can be held directly on the second floor (if it is not grand enough, you can do it again when you go home).

Miss Potts felt extremely strange while dealing with those trivial chores, with Tony's temperament of being in the limelight and loving big scenes, he was so low-key today?

Moreover, she looked at Tony, who was eager to stick together, or unilaterally glued to Daniel, with a strange expression, and always felt that something was wrong. But these two people have indeed been 'living together' for a long time, and according to common sense, they want to get married on a whim...... It's not impossible, but why does it feel wrong?

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Miss Potts looked at her watch and said to Tony, "Why haven't they come yet, Captain and Nat?" ”

However, Tony didn't give her a single look, just continued to stare at Daniel intently, his expression eager and eager like a traveler in the desert seeing an oasis.

The first time he used the aphrodisiac, Daniel, who was not very skilled in business, was about to regret dying.

He found that in addition to making the other party obsessed with himself, the aphrodisiac seemed to be quite able to lower his IQ.

Now Tony's eyes can't hold anyone else's eyes at all, even Miss Potts who is like a relative, and only stares at his own almost obsessive stupidity, staring at him like pins and needles, restless.

So, how did those stupid witches who used aphrodisiacs endure that the person they like became such a fool?

In fact, all they love is their faces, right?

"Tony!" Pepper was annoyed by his attitude, worked hard to help decorate the wedding scene, and tried to make this humble wedding look decent, but this guy's attitude was not grateful, and he ignored it so coldly, which was too infuriating.

"Uh...... Sorry he ...... today Uh, anyway, I'm sorry, Miss Potts. Daniel hurriedly apologized.

But the next moment, Tony suddenly put his arms around him from behind, put his head on his shoulder, and said affectionately, "My dear, your voice is so beautiful, like a lark singing in a branch." Please, quick, and say one more word to me. ”

Miss Potts had a disgusting look on her face, 'Can I go and throw up?'

Daniel felt like crying.

He blinked his blue eyes hard and silently swallowed the tears back into his stomach.

finally made it to the wedding, and as a result, none of the Avengers members came.

In fact, everyone didn't come, but Daniel felt relieved.

He only wanted as few people as few people to see Tony stupid now, the better.

The two of them stood hand in hand in front of the notary.

Everyone felt that this pair was simply too affectionate, the bodies that were close together, and they looked at each other for a moment, as if they were ready, just waiting to answer 'I do'.

(Daniel: Not really)

The band began to play, and no matter how hasty the matter was, the capable Miss Potz helped prepare all the qiē she could.

Daniel was a little relieved.

At this time, he felt that although things were slightly different from what he imagined, they were still going on normally.

But the next moment, with a 'whoosh', a sharp arrow spun and nailed straight to the floor in front of Tony in an unstoppable domineering posture, and the force was so powerful that the shaft of the arrow trembled and made a buzzing sound.

Daniel subconsciously turned his head, and Hawkeye Clint stood at the doorway on the second floor, holding a folding bow firmly in his arm, and another arrow on the bowstring, aiming at Tony.

He wore goggles, and he couldn't see the look in his eyes, but he shouted in a very soft tone that had never been before: "Come, dear, get out of here with me." ”

"What?" Daniel was amazed.

He looked at the arrow on the ground, then at Hawkeye, and asked speechlessly, "Clint, what are you doing?" ”

Tony still didn't react, as if he was completely caught in a frenzy.

He was immersed in his own world, his big brown eyes, staring firmly at Daniel, and nothing else.

At this time, Natasha, who was dressed in a black tights, like a ghost in the night, quietly suddenly jumped up from a hidden place where she didn't know, and when she jumped, her slender and powerful thighs slammed around Tony's neck, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu triangle lock, a difficult backflip, and threw Iron Man, who was still immersed in his own world, directly out of the air.

Then she got back to her feet, hugged Daniel, and said in a hoarse voice, "Ignore those bastards, we're a couple." ”

Daniel, who was almost buried in the chest by the goddess: 'Happiness' came too suddenly, and he was already confused.

"No, you should go with me!" The Winter Soldier also rushed out at this time

He wanted to take Daniel away, but because of his one arm, he could only drive Natasha away first, so he ......

Although he doesn't have a metal arm, Bucky, who is also a martial arts master, and in the blink of an eye, he and Natasha move quickly and in a small way through more than ten moves, this scene is so wonderful that it can be used as a standard fighting tutorial for S.H.I.E.L.D.

Steve was the last to come in.

He looked at the shape in front of him, drew the shield on his back, and threw it quickly, forcing Natasha and the Winter Soldier to take three steps back.

Then, he strode forward, took Daniel's hand, and called softly: "Daniel! ”

"Do you think I'm dead? Warning, let go of my man, captain. ”

Tony, who was just right to be knocked away by Natasha, has quickly put on his armor and flew in mid-air, returning to this chaos.

“Oh,mygod！” Miss Potts screamed.

She looked left and right in a panic: "This ...... This, what's going on? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! ”

"I don't know......" Daniel, who seemed to be a 'heartthrob', only felt that his heart, liver and lungs hurt.

He was deeply ashamed to cover his face firmly with his coat, and then silently held back his tears again.

"Oh my God! Where is the supervillain? ”

The reporter who rushed to get the news personally carried the camera to record the superheroes in the room: "Why did our hero, our patron saint, fight on his own? ”

In a few words, Natasha and Clint, the two top agents of Aegis, had rolled into a ball.

They swung their fists at each other and hit each other, but because they were too familiar with each other's moves, and now their brains were chaotic, they didn't think and analyze, and they relied on instinct, and no one could help anyone for a while.

The Winter Soldier, the Captain, and Iron Man also fought.

The three of them are another style, sometimes united, sometimes beating each other, which can be called the chaotic scene of the Three Kingdoms.

Fortunately, at the moment everyone's brains are not online, and the damage is limited.

For example, Clint completely forgot about his bow and arrow talents, and actually threw away the folding bow, delusionally trying to fight Natasha hand-to-hand, and was pressed to the ground by Natasha to beat. For example, the captain forgot to use a shield, and the winter soldier forgot to use a firearm, all of them fought with instinctive fighting skills.

As for Tony, it stands to reason that he wears steel armor and should be considered the strongest. But he didn't have the consciousness to use thermal weapons at all, and used the steel armor as a defensive iron armor, and stupidly fought with two combat masters.

At first, some of the wedding staff were scared and wanted to run away.

But soon, this scene, which is similar to a street fight, makes everyone discover:

'Ouch, it's so rare, these superheroes fight not to be lethal, just more than punches and kicks. ’

'It's better than punches and feet!' Everyone has seen a long time! ’

‘…… It seems that when it comes to fighting, except for a little more strength and a little more skill, it's no different from ordinary people fighting! It's all swinging fists all over the ground. ’

'When you're jealous, what kind of superpowers do you use! Isn't this just a friendly exchange! ’

'When you're in a friendly fight, you punch a hole in the wall!' ’

As the group of people chatted, the few reporters who didn't want to die, bravely carrying the camera, crossed the entire room.

The Avengers mingled and ignored these 'passing' reporters.

However, despite all the risk, when the reporter interviewed the staff who were no longer afraid, he asked, 'Aren't you afraid that these superheroes will hurt everyone?' Aren't you guys afraid of the destructive power of superheroes? The answers they received were all unreliable ridicule.

Something like: 'Hey, don't worry, isn't this a marriage robbery!' ''What?'' Hideous expression? When the stupid boy in the third grade of the house next door to me duel for love, his expression was like this, young man, you can't get a little love'' same sex? What happened to the same sex? Same-sex marriage is allowed in the country, and I warn you, don't engage in discrimination. ''What's going on?'' You won't see it yourself, this is obviously a marriage robbery! ''Money? Loss? It's okay, the employees of Iron Man just said, they all pay for it, and they pay twice. ’

It can only be said that in some respects, the entertainment spirit of the American people is still quite strong, especially in the face of superhero gossip, they reciprocated with 100,000 points of fiery passion, while watching, posting small videos, and making up stories and telling jokes in various brains.

In the blink of an eye, such as;; , and other bizarre titles, quickly rushed to the top ten of the Internet hot search list......

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At the same time, General Ross, who was waiting for the group of Avengers, the latest reply to the registration bill, finally had a feeling of dust settled in his heart when he heard the news from his subordinates that 'superheroes were fighting for what reason they registered'.

Colonel Rhodes said with a heavy face: "General, do you want to send war planes to stop them?" ”

"Not yet." General Ross didn't notice the expression of the subordinate who wanted to speak and stopped, and said with a stern face: "It is imperative to register the bill, for the time being, let them communicate internally first." ”

Colonel Rhodes showed a look of embarrassment and pain, this kind of "internal communication", in fact, secretly hoped that the superhero would "fight inward to the point of losing both", he could guess, but because of his identity, there was no way to stop it.

He really hopes that everyone will stay sane and not really break their heads and bleed because of this kind of thing.

"By the way, where are they fighting?" General Ross casually asked the subordinate who had come to report back.

He hasn't been mad enough to care about anything, if it's a downtown area, he must still send the army to take care of it, so as not to cause heavy damage.

"Manhattan, New York, Marriage Registry." The subordinate replied in a complicated tone.

"What? What are they doing there? General Ross asked in surprise.

"Uh...... According to the media at the scene, it was a marriage robbery......"

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"Think of a way, think of a way, Daniel!" Miss Potz shouted anxiously, "They can't fight like this." ”

Daniel, who also knew that it would not work to continue like this, closed his eyes in despair with two bubbles of hot tears in pain.

Then, he didn't care about the question of whether he was embarrassed or not, and quickly called his good friend Charles Xavier: "Charles...... Fast...... Help me! ”