Chapter Eighty-Nine: Everyone has been tired lately

What the...... Didn't Natasha tell 'Stephanie' who I was?

It's embarrassing......

Wait a minute! No way, my goddess will definitely not be so unreliable.

So, there must be something special to this question!

Daniel's face was stern, his fists were clenched, and his blue eyes were full of seriousness.

Calm, calm, think about how to answer.

According to the online dating and chatting strategy, first of all, you must hit her heart with a sentence that completely shocks her, and then, arouse her curiosity, and then, slowly conquer her, and finally, successfully ask her out...... →→

Hi, the idea is back...... Come back, come back quickly.

I'll talk about it later, but now I think about it, it's a bit far.

Right now...... Think about how to answer the question!!

- I am who I am, the only one in the world! (Pretending to be forced version)

-- The name is meaningless, the name of the rose has changed, and the fragrance is the same, I will rename it as long as you wish. (Romeo Julia Adaptation)

- I am a genius, a billionaire, a playboy, a philanthropist. (Iron Man Version)

- I'm your little apple...... (Neuropathy Edition)

However, someone who was cowardly only dared to obediently reply with a very serious sentence:

[I'm a good friend of Natasha.] ]

Another long wait, no reply at all......

Daniel's lips pursed, feeling deep frustration.

He pondered desperately: "If this is useless, will you have to go to the bar and spend money in the future to get rid of the virgin/male/body?" No, no...... I don't want it! I want to take each other seriously, live together, true companions with a compatible soul. ”

Think of a way! Find a way to find a topic!

Daniel then sent a second text message: [Do you like Captain America? I like him very much. ^_^]

Fast! Get back to me!

As long as you were born in the United States and are about the same age, you must have grown up watching Captain America, and this topic will definitely continue...... Get back to me!

Then, the stone sank into the sea.

Unexpectedly, this killer feature actually failed!

Daniel was shocked.

You must know that when he was studying in the United States, he relied on the topic of the American team to win over and gather countless people with lofty ideals (brain-dead fans), and even established a '100-member club of the American team every day' at school.

To this day, they are still active on the Internet, exchanging some redundant but precious collections with each other.

For example, the little card that was released in the early days. (In fact, several of the complete set of cards that Coulson worked so hard to collect were exchanged with his classmates with his help)

[How can you not like Team America?] ]

At this moment, he is not Daniel, a love brain who 'wants to alleviate his broken love and is desperate to devote himself to another relationship', he is Daniel, a fan of 'fighting for idols'.

[As long as you are an American, you should love Captain America!] ]

[Think about it!] With that brilliant blonde hair, strong muscles, tall figure, sexy buttocks, and long straight legs, how could anyone resist not liking him? ]

It's hard to describe Steve Rogers' facial expression at this point.

Regardless of whether he was in a good mood or not, I have to say that his face burned a little panicked......

In his conservative era, there was not much to ...... Even Bucky, who is very good at flirting/flirting, would not use such straightforward words to describe (praise) a man...... Doesn't she blush?

Natasha, the woman who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, what kind of girl did she introduce to herself!

Steve didn't know what to do with a headache, and after a while, he finally replied: [He's a fighter.] ]

Yes!

Captain America didn't defeat the Nazis with just his face.

Sometimes, his overly outstanding appearance will also make him feel troubled, such as being made an idol by the government at first, performing on stage, giving speeches, selling national bonds, or something every day......

Therefore, he hopes that his impression in the hearts of others is just that of a warrior, an ordinary warrior, rather than his appearance.

[Yes yes, of course he's a really good fighter.] ]

The text message is replied to very quickly.

People in this era are simply familiar with the use of electronic products, and they are fast and fast.

[I like his phrase Icandothisallday the most.] ]

Steve was slightly stunned, and pursed his lips embarrassedly, feeling a little awkward, but he couldn't help but show a shallow smile.

Compared with being praised for his appearance and force value, he always believes that a person's strong soul is truly strong.

I'm glad that in times like this, there are still people who agree with their persistence.

He suddenly wanted to say to the other party: 'Thank you for your understanding and recognition,' and 'Never give up no matter what you do.' ’

So, patiently, a little unaccustomedly, he slowly swiped his finger on the phone given by S.H.I.E.L.D., carefully spelling words letter by letter, [Thank......]

But before he could finish writing, halfway through the spelling, another text message came in his inbox:

[However, sometimes I'm worried about the girlfriend of the American team.] ]

Steve was stunned for a moment, he thought about it for a moment, and left the sentence 'Thank you for your understanding and recognition', and the next sentence was changed to: [Why are you worried?] ]

However, when I was halfway through the spelling again, a third text message quickly came in:

[Icandothisallday, hahahaha!] ]

Captain America thought for three seconds, and then, instantly, understood.

He blushed, and silently deleted all the reply words that he had managed to come up with before, as well as the words spelled out on the screen.

'I'...... It's outdated...... What are girls thinking about nowadays! ’

The centenarian sighed and turned off his phone.

This is perhaps the most important reason why 'Stephanie' never responds to text messages.

Then, after raising himself for a while, Daniel suddenly realized: Wait, there is a 'sister' on the other side, not a 'buddy', not a friend and a bad friend...... I...... What did I just post? Icandothisallday？ No, no!

'No, no, no...... I'm an idiot! ’

(Erkang hand .jpg)

Is it too late to apologize?' ’

'If Natasha knows, she will be killed, right?' ’

[I was wrong, I was wrong!] Kneel and beg for forgiveness, I didn't mean to joke, my dear, don't be angry! ]

However, it was too late, and the 'Stephanie' on the other side had been heard from at all.

(Afterwards, Natasha concluded: A guy with an otaku heart deserves to be single for the rest of his life.) ）

In short, the smooth holding of the Muggle Recruitment Conference in Diagon Alley did not save Daniel's gloomy, bleak, and raining mind.

Forget it, I'd better give up making emotional friends in the future. ’

He thought to himself, 'I don't seem to be good at this.' ’

Compared to Daniel's side, Fudge felt that life was getting more and more difficult.

The Ministry of Magic was on the verge of extinction, and the Aurors of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement were no longer on their toes, and they were all following Sirius around hunting down fugitives and Dementors.

Sirius, though occasionally reckless, was brave and combative, and he was a man of righteousness.

After several battles together, his prestige among the Aurors had almost reached its peak, and it could be said that he had become the de facto head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, and at present, he was just short of the title of Director.

Many employees in other departments were once again attracted by some of the companies with high welfare packages introduced by Mr. Blake, and they all said, 'The world is so big, I want to see it', and then handed over one resignation letter after another.

Fudge's anger was thunderous, but it didn't help.

In the end, in addition to Fudge's henchmen, there are only a few wizards left in the ministry who want to make a living, and there are some elderly wizards who are too old to go out and don't want to break in, so they are just waiting for retirement.

The Ministry of Magic is withering and crumbling.

Faced with such a situation, Fudge was unwilling and felt that something had to be done to deal with it.

But because, in the previous statements attacking Daniel, he did not get any bargains.

So, this time, he decided to attack with another person, first of all, he naturally wanted to uproot the other party's power in the Ministry of Magic.

So, this candidate, he chose the irascible and irritable Sirius.

After getting the news that Sirius was dining at a restaurant in Diagon Alley with a group of Aurors.

He took his henchmen and hurried over.

Fudge walked into the dining room and led the people to the table where Sirius was eating.

He began to pretend to condemn the other party's recent 'lawlessness' in person.

He called Sirius 'not following the rules of the Ministry of Magic'; Privately transfer the Aurors; Feel free to take the Aurors out and about; Obstructing the proper functioning of the Ministry of Magic's judicial branches. ’

So, he poked the hornet's nest.

Ever since Sirius was a child, he had never learned to 'get beaten and scolded and not fight back', and besides, he never stayed overnight to take revenge.

As soon as Fudge spoke, Lupin knew it was going to be bad......

Sure enough, Sirius slapped the table and stood up in an instant, and if it wasn't for Lupin holding him back, he might have been able to give Fudge a dozen heart-piercing curses on the spot.

Fudge still hid behind the people, trying to put on a minister's style, and continued to say righteously: "Are you weak-hearted? Sirius, I warn you, your recent actions have been dereliction of duty! I can remove you again. ”

I have to say that Fudge chose Sirius as the target for a certain reason.

Sirius is irritable and irritable, and most of the time, he does prefer to use his hands more than his mouth;

However, there is a premise for this, and that is that he can do it. Once he can't move his hands, his ability to hurt and ridicule people......

You can think of Professor Snape, who hated him almost all his life, and the nickname 'Snot Sutra' that makes people disgusted when they hear it, and you can see how immoral he is.

So, on the premise that Lupin firmly pulled him and didn't let him do it.

Sirius flexed his wrist and casually added a 'loud voice' to himself.

Then, he began to scold: "Remove me?

"Slander, this is slander." Fudge's jump-to-foot justification.

"Connery Fudge! When there is a conflict between Muggles and wizards, you don't want to find a way to investigate and resolve the conflict, but you jump out to intensify the crisis, fearing that the two sides will not fight; Azkaban prison was bombed, and you didn't want to find a way to quickly capture the fugitives, deal with the wandering, terrifying Dementors, and once again feign to be calm and tell everyone that the magical world is under control. ”

"You're just, what do you master? Shit? ”

"The wizarding world is safe, what does that have to do with you? I sue you that the reason why the escaped prisoners have not re-sinned is not that they are not evil enough, or that they intend to change their ways. Rather, it's our credit! ”

He pointed to all the Aurors present, and said loudly and proudly, "This is the one we are cleaning up the mess, and those vicious criminals who are chasing day and night have to burrow and hide like rats. ”

"It's us, so they don't have time to come out and do evil. It's our credit that we don't have a relationship with you. ”

"Sirius, you...... You...... You ......" Fudge shuddered and pointed his short fingers at him, speechless with anger.

However, Sirius ignored him: "Such a mess, you don't solve it." I still bite my brother. It was only because of Daniel that he had the wisdom to guess that there was a bad guy who was going to attack Azkaban, so he stupidly ran to stop it at the risk of his life. You don't even have a piece of evidence, it's all up to your own brain, and you're going to arrest my brother, you're okay with your brain, right? ”

"Those criminals with blood on their hands are still running rampant outside, why don't you arrest them? Hiding behind people like a? ”

"You still sit idle every day in the newspaper, taking turns recounting all the evil deeds of my brother Daniel."

"I was amazed, and I still remember vividly when I first came out of Azkaban...... Minister Fudge, you're still a brother to Daniel! And, at every turn, you go to the door of the Black house, claiming to be 'Mr. Black's best friend'. ”

"But now, why don't you admit it?"

“…… It's no wonder that people like you, who are timid, afraid, shirk responsibility, and fall on both sides of the wall, have become the Minister of Magic, no wonder the people are so uneasy about their lives now! ”

"I don't want to say that the reason for the uneasiness is not the fear of the Death Eaters and Dementors, but simply because everyone knows what kind of waste Fudge, the Minister of Magic who is responsible for keeping them safe!"

"Such a guy is actually a minister who is supported by us taxpayers with money and trust?"

"Who do you blame for the Ministry of Magic's turbulent state today? It's not that my brother Daniel is more capable than you, but that you are more incompetent! Nobody, no one deserves to let you! ”

"Whoever you want to depose, please! But it is also troublesome to recognize his own ability, and if he is incompetent, he will step down early, don't occupy the position of minister, and do not do anything. ”

"Now, get out of here, and don't get in the way of us eating that 'really keeps the wizarding world safe'."

All the wizards in the dining room, either joining in the fun, or thinking that Sirius's words made sense, or simply Kaifudge was unpleasant, actually applauded and whistled after being stunned for three seconds.

"Sirius, that's a good point!"

"That's right, the Ministry of Magic really doesn't do anything good."

"Get Fudge out of power!"

"Get Fudge out of power!"

"Get Fudge out of power!"

Sirius's scolding was like a guide/fire/rope, instantly igniting the anxiety in everyone's hearts that they were anxious about because of the recent turmoil and frequent accidents in the wizarding world.

Fudge suddenly became a target for people to vent their dissatisfaction.

He ran out in a frenzy of shouts 'Let him step down'.

In the dining room, Sirius is treating guests with a bold and generous attitude: "Everyone orders food, and the account is all on Daniel Black." ”

Outside the restaurant, Daniel, who learned that Fudge had come to look for trouble, came to care about Siris, and by the way to see how the situation was developing, after hearing the bookkeeping...... I didn't want to go in at all, and I didn't want to say anything......

With such a brother, my heart is so tired!