85. Foreign Minister Long Long 03
In fact, Sherlock Holmes, a consulting detective from a parallel universe, first saw not another him, but Tony, who was indignant and intrigued by Irene's vague words, and simply came to visit the door without doing anything.
Tony, as always, looked at the consulting detective unpleasantly, and after he saw Sherlock Holmes holding Theodore, he stared at Theodore for half a minute: "So you and Erin got married, Erin got pregnant and gave birth to a boy who looks like your brother, that mysterious government official?" It's a story I really like to hear. β
The amount of information contained in these words was extraordinary, and the consulting detective basically pieced together the situation of Erin and their world with the hints in this sentence alone, and then sneered at Tony. Look, even this attitude is impeccable, and it's no wonder that Tony didn't realize that he had encountered an imposter until he walked down the hall and met Erin, who was looking at him with a smile, and Sherlock, who was standing next to Irene, and had the consulting detective take away a lot of words.
Tony looked at Sherlock with the word "goldfish" engraved on his face, and then turned his head to look at the consulting detective from another world, the consulting detective didn't give Tony a "stupid mortal" expression, the person seemed to be very polite and showed a bright smile, and the folds on his face were also about to fly.
Tony: "...... Pleats. Tony now understands what happened, so he won't feel embarrassed, and said boredly with his hands around his chest: "What, it turned out to be Sherlock Holmes from another parallel universe, and it's still the same annoying." No, it seems that this one is even more annoying," Tony pointed to the consulting detective in the other world, "Otherwise, in that parallel universe, Erin, why didn't you go with Sherlock Holmes, I mean the little Sherlock Holmes, but with the big one Sherlock Holmes." β
Sherlock's face drooped longer, and he sarcastically mocked Tony: "If your IQ could be a centimeter higher than your height, you would be able to observe that this child was born to McCroft and a woman of pure foreign blood." Although this incident sounds incredible, the truth is in front of you, and among all the people present, you are the only one who has not seen it, but has been stolen with a lot of information, so reflect on yourself, Stark! β
Not to be outdone, Tony said: "If your face grows one centimeter longer, you know that IQ can't be described in centimeters." Besides, although I don't know much about your brother, but as a stranger than your brother, you actually said that your brother has a child is very unbelievable, so I can understand that you will fall in love with Erin, or even get married, it is unbelievable and unacceptable for you. I have to say, you're a scumbag, Sherlock Holmes! β
I have to say that Tony is a little bit of a hit, thinking that before Sherlock and Erin were in a relationship, he said something similar, and he almost died alone. But will Sherlock admit it, he won't: "You who can say such things have a new low IQ." β
"Oh, is it? I can see that my IQ has reached a new low, Erin and your brother once had a leg, or they have something, otherwise how can you, a guy with a negative EQ, care so much about me putting Erin and your brother together? Speaking of which, I have to interject a digression, Erin, did you really not consider going to see an ophthalmologist? I can kindly help you make an appointment. Tony's mouth cannon ability seems to have increased a little, but he seems to have pulled Erin into the water, and Erin is of course on Sherlock's side, and she "hmm": "If you are alluding to my poor gaze on men, then you really need to be kind, much kinder, and make an appointment for the ladies who once took a fancy to you." β
"What's wrong with me? I'm Stark. Tony didn't think so, and he opened his arms very coquettishly, which meant obviously.
Erin said ruthlessly, "You're short." β
Theodore, who was in the arms of the neglected consulting detective next to him, was not yet two years old, and he hadn't digested the series of words of the adults yet, but he understood the short sentence that Erin said at once, and couldn't help but look at Tony... Inner heightened shoes. Theodore, who was surrounded by three Sherlock Holmes and had been exposed to deduction since he was a child, naturally saw it, and giggled on his uncle's shoulder.
Tony: "......"
Tony played an extraordinary game today to defeat Sherlock once, but lost to the Sherlock Holmes doll that was less than two years old, plus or minus, Tony suffered a lot of damage, almost internal injuries.
Tony temporarily withdrew from the battlefield, and the probing eyes of the consulting detective from the other world have been falling on Sherlock and Irene, Sherlock is not to be outdone, but Sherlock looked away first, and roughly deduced another trajectory of his life, unceremoniously commented: "Boring." "Without the appearance of Irene, without the door to the new world opened by Irene, without shuttling through parallel universes, although there is Moriarty as always, but now Sherlock, who is raised with a bad mouth, is naturally able to stand on the "commanding heights" to evaluate the boredom of such a life.
The consulting detective rolled his eyes under his nose, what kind of bragging was this guy.
Theodore raised his head and blinked his blue eyes that were the same as McCroft's, reached out and stroked his slightly curly blonde hair, put his little fist to his mouth and coughed, and said in a milky voice, "Hello, I'm Theodore, Theodore Holmes." β
"It's so cute!" These words came from Ai Ye, who was holding Sun with a heart, and he teleported from ten meters away in the blink of an eye, holding his face and looking at Theodore without blinking, and quickly realized that something was wrong, "Linlin, this is not right, why do you and Sherlock's children look so much like Mycroft?" Atavism? β
Erin: "......"
Sherlock: "......"
Tony laughed three times, and asked Jarvis to translate Aiye's words into English, so that Sherlock from the other world could also understand. Theodore furrowed his little eyebrows and corrected him seriously: "Sherlock is an uncle, my mommy is Erica, and the uncle is not the same uncle, you see-" Theodore motioned Aiye to turn his head to look, Aiye looked back at his real son-in-law, and then looked at another consulting detective, and blurted out: "True and false Monkey King!" β
Erin: "......"
Sherlock: "......"
With Jarvis in charge, Tony who quickly figured out what this allusion was laughed exaggeratedly, but you must know that the romance takes turns, and the next moment it will be your turn: the senior otaku Ai Ye is very divergent, he looked at Tony, and said very strictly: "Nini, do you know that your ontology has played Sherlock Holmes?" It can be called the shortest Sherlock Holmes in the history of Sherlock Holmes. β
Tony: "...... You said it. "So it's not my fault that I'm short, it's my body's fault? , it's all about what.
"Oh." Ai Ye came up with a very... "I have a CD, do you want to watch it?" β
ββThe heart is the heart, and the flag has to be said separately.