6. The Goldfish of London 06

Erin fell asleep, and before she could stand still, her father Aiye flew towards her in the posture of "milk swallow throwing into the forest", and Erin avoided it without thinking about it.

Pounce and dodge.

Ai Ye: "Bang Bang! ”

Erin was unable to support her forehead, and Ai Ye resolutely pounced again, and this time Erin did not dodge again, unless she still wanted to listen to an ear full of "Boom".

Ai Ye still had to touch Erin's face inch by inch, "Baby, let me see if I've lost weight?" Thirsty? Hungry? Is it frozen? Are you hurt? ”

Erin: "...... Where do you think I'm wearing it? ”

"The Legend of Sword and Fairy? Ancient Sword Strange Tales? Flood? ”

Erin was stunned at first, and then half-narrowed her eyes: "Comrade Ai, it seems that we really have something to talk about." Looking at your reflexive name of these names, you must have already typed the draft, and then combined with your character and ability, it shows that these three are familiar to you, or you have worn them. ”

Ai Ye: "......!! Linlin, you make me a little square like this. ”

"Straighten your tongue when you speak!"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Be. ”

Ai Ye is a weak ← in front of Erin to describe it in Ai Ye's own words, he hugged Erin and began to tear up: "I'm so stupid, I knew you would wear it this year, I thought it would be after your twenty-fourth birthday, but I forgot about it this year's leap February!" When I called you and you said you were eating a Japanese meal made by a Japanese oni named Sadako, I knew that the day had finally come! Fortunately, I was prepared, you see that you will see Baba in this dream! Baba misses you so much! You conscienceless, why are you only dreaming now! Baba, waiting for you, the daylily is cold! …… By the way, Linlin, where are you wearing it? ”

Erin: "...... I'm in London, England. ”

"I rot my proud Great Britain? Then I'm relieved. Ai Ye breathed a sigh of relief, good men have gone to get a foundation, so that you don't have to worry about your baby girl being abducted, oh yes!

Then Comrade Lao Ai, who was relieved because the logic was dead, turned into a hundred thousand, and I can't even know every detail of Erin after crossing. Erin listened to it all and answered selectively, omitting a series of things such as murder as soon as she came to London, revealing her stuff as soon as she came to London, being shot with a sniper-gun as soon as she came to London, and being roommates with an interesting man as soon as she came to London, and the rest was very harmonious.

Because it was a dream in the next space, there was not much time left-mainly because Ai Ye waited too long for Erin to fall asleep in front of him-and waited for the two of them to communicate with each other, and this "connection" was about to end, Ai Ye suddenly said faintly: "Linlin, you didn't ask when you would be back?" ”

Erin was full of black lines by the resentful eyes of Comrade Ai, she put her hands around her chest, although she was not as tall as Ai Ye, her aura was two meters eight, and she looked at Ai Ye, who had an aura of one meter six: "If you knew when I could go back, you would have told me a long time ago, do you still have to wait until I ask you?" ”

Ai Ye: "...... You have a good point, and I am speechless. ”

"Besides, we'll talk about you when I get back."

"Time is running out, I'm going offline, bye-bye, baby, remember to miss me." Comrade Lao Ai, who was particularly powerful, pouted a sentence without punctuation marks, and ended this dream.

Because this dream was led by Ai Ye, when he finished the dream, Erin was forced to "go offline", but she didn't have time to think about the informative words revealed by Ai Ye, and then suddenly opened her eyes, and reflexively touched out a talisman with her right hand. After seeing who was coming from the gaze that had been injected into her, she propped her feet on the floor and kicked the couch back half a meter. The couch crashed into something behind, and there was a series of domino effects, and the sound of ping-pong was endless.

Sherlock crouching on the coffee table like a cat and observing Irene: "......"

Erin, who almost blasted Sherlock into scum: "......"

"You're right-handed! I've observed that the position of your knife and fork when eating, the hand you habitually stretch out when shaking hands, and the hands you subconsciously use when you are on guard, etc., all indicate that you are right-handed. ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ So? ”

"Nothing." The consulting detective, who didn't sleep in the middle of the night to observe the girls sleeping, jumped off the coffee table lightly, wrapped in his silk pajamas and was about to leave in style.

Erin stopped him and organized the vocabulary and said, "Sherlock, please don't do anything like that again, I don't want to open my eyes and find out that my friend I just made was killed by mistake." ”

"I can see that," Sherlock turned, his face worse than before, and I don't know if it was because he hadn't slept, "but you have accidentally injured the floor of the landlord, Mrs. Hudson, and she will faint in fright when she wakes up to-morrow." ”

Erin looked down at the floor, she was really scared by Sherlock's cat's eye just now (?). When I arrived, I pulled back the distance and accidentally pushed too hard, and my toes made toe prints on the floor.

"I have a carpet."

"Huh?"

"I mean cover it up."

"That's a good idea, but what if the landlord you said found out about Mrs. Hudson?"

"The compensation may be cheaper." Sherlock didn't think anything was wrong with him, and said, "When I rented this place, Mrs. Hudson gave me a special price. She owes me a favor, and a few years ago, her husband was sentenced to life in Florida, and I did something to help. ”

Erin asked positively, "You saved him from the death penalty?" ”

Sherlock replied in a sparse and ordinary tone, "No, I testify against him. ”

Erin thought for a moment, "Um, Mrs. Hudson must be on bad terms with her husband. ”

Sherlock nodded, "Very." ”

Erin thought of the case of the restaurant owner, and then the case of the landlady, and said heartily, "You're so funny." ”

The corners of Sherlock's mouth went up, and he said "modestly": "People don't usually say that." ”

Erin: "? ”

"They usually say "Pissoff". Sherlock laughed, squeezing out the folds at the corners of his eyes, and Erin laughed as she sat on the couch and remembered what she had seen at the scene of the crime. Speaking of which, do you know what people usually say to me? After I let them hell with it. ”

Sherlock: "? ”

"Ahhhh Erin made an exaggerated screaming face, "To be honest, I was ready for you to scream. ”

"I'm not screaming, aren't you a little disappointed?"

"Honestly? It's a little, haha. ”

Sherlock and Erin looked at each other and smiled, anyway, after such a show, Erin couldn't sleep, Sherlock didn't sleep at all. In Sherlock, the only consulting detective in the world who can instantly come up with the idea of making a perfect alibi-108 type consulting detective, he takes out the professional su zhì, and after covering up the toe prints on the floor with Erin, the two of them are rambling in the living room.

Sherlock is naturally "a drunkard doesn't mean to drink", he does things like squatting on the coffee table to observe Erin sleeping on the sofa, and it's normal to talk or something, and the way is much more normal.

Erin is very interested in Sherlock's extraordinary deductions, and the conversation basically revolves around his deductions, and there are practical examplesβ€”a modern version of the Jack the Ripper caseβ€”which fully satisfies Sherlock's desire to show off and perform.

It was a hit and it flinched.

……

Mrs. Hudson fainted in fright when she didn't see the toe prints on the floor, but when she came up to see that her tenant was starving, she was really frightened by the scene she saw when she pushed the door openβ€”

Sherlock and a girl fall asleep head-to-head!

Although Sherlock is sitting on the floor leaning on the armrest of the sofa, and the girl is lying on the sofa with the armrest, there is still a vertical and horizontal distance between the two people's bodies, and of course there are two people wearing clothes, but the blanket is not visible. When ordinary people see such a picture, they will have a very normal association, not to mention that when Irene moved the sofa at night, she knocked down the small cabinet behind the sofa, and there were books or something, anyway, it was very intense, no, very messy.

Anyway, Mrs. Hudson, who was a goldfish, was very normal to think crookedly, she quietly closed the door, and said angrily: "Really, can't you go back to the bedroom?" Young people nowβ€”"

Sherlock slept soundly on his side, while the National Security Agency (MI5) on the other side sounded the first-level alarm early, because their leader, who claimed to be only a small civil servant in the British government, was actually the British government's McCroft Holmes, who was in a state of "sleep and do not disturb". Everywhere I went, I mourned all over the wilderness, and I was silent like a cicada.