It turned out to be ......
For example, in gang battles, if the commander of Tianguang Twilight Snow is [Monk's line], then the opponent will definitely dispatch the gang's most corrupt and most disgraceful veteran technical hand to fight, even if these people have lost their discipline, but halfway through the fight will still be made by the monk's roundabout tactics to get myocardial infarction.
Tactics?
Oh no, this is not a fair tactic.
When commanding others, they have always set their own command words to be visible to the opponent, so that the opponent can see their own tactics.
For example, when he was yelling at 'left level three offense' and 'right level defense', a sentence suddenly popped up, 'Nurse undressed and milked!' ', 'It's over, Mr. Cang has a new film!' ', 'I'm X! Opposite Commander, I wish you a lifetime with your right hand! ’……
Not to mention the trick of tricking: shouting 'Our army obeys the order, dig a trap under the hundred-year-old tree on the left!' ’。
When the enemy was considering whether there was a trap under the big tree on the left and whether to attack from the left or from the right, the monk and his party said in the internal information of their own army: 'Dig on the left and right sides!' ’
Whether you're ...... from left or right Different means to the same end.
An Zhishi had curiosity about this legendary character a long time ago, because this person was friends with a branch, and she had also heard about some famous deeds, although the heroic and obscene monk on the battlefield was too different from the elegant monk under the battlefield, but Zhishi also admired this person from the bottom of his heart. It was only recently that I learned that this person turned out to be a girl......
At this moment, her mind went blank as she looked at the woman on her left.
It turned out to be ......
No way......
Her lips were open, but she couldn't say a word.
Instead, the woman's phoenix eyes slanted, nodded at her expressionlessly, and motioned for her to speak.
Zhishi turned his head slightly, and looked at Chu Jin with a blank expression, he was looking at her quietly.
She trembled her lips and called to the woman on her left worriedly, "...... Instructor. ”
The monk nodded, squeezed out a stiff smile, the heroic spirit was suffocating, the red lips moved slightly, but the voice was delicate and tender to the extreme, almost melting the people who heard it, "Remember me." ”
This voice, this expression, how can you not remember......
Zhishi wanted to laugh, but he shook his shoulders a few times, but he didn't laugh. "You, you, are the monks."
"Yes." She responded softly, "You are a flower who knows the world." ”
"Yes, yes." Zhishi nodded busily and swallowed nervously.
seems to recall the obscene things of freshman military training......
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"Let's make it rain!! Yes!! Xiao Jingteng!! Li Liyuan stretched out her arms and shouted at the sunny sky, only passing mosquitoes responded to her, and she sang emotionally, "Wearing the prince's new clothes, shaking the red wine glass, appearing in front of the crowd, that unusual beauty, who is picking you......"
Hey.
Is the original lyrics like this?
"Come on, you, how can a grade of rain be better than a third grade of begging for the sun." Bai Anran used his hand as a fan, frowned, and raised his head to drink half a bottle of ice water.
"No, I don't believe it! I don't believe seniors are so vicious! Li Liyuan held his heart sadly, almost screaming.
Zhou Ru patted her on the shoulder, "Child, seniors are looking forward to rain." The wet military training uniform is close to the delicate body of the primary school girl, which can bring out the good mental outlook of the primary school girl who still trains hard in the rain, and reflects the noble fashion of the students of the school who are not afraid of hardships and dare to be the first. ”
An Zhishi held his chin dumbly, "I flew to you, and the rain fell gently...... The rain has been falling, the wind has been blowing, who is cooking wine with me...... On the 7th of July, it was sunny and suddenly it snowed heavily......"
Suddenly, a whistle sounded that shook the earth and wept ghosts, and the crowd that was originally wailing quickly died down, and stood up at the speed of light.
The noisy voices of a group of passing seniors came, and there were many onlookers, but the people in the team didn't dare to look at them at all, so they could only stare at the sky in the distance, pretending to be serious.
Standing in front of the team was an instructor with an extraordinary temperament, heroic martial arts, a jade tree in the wind, and a deep face.
Name, Zeng Yixing; Gender: Female; Height, 180, weight, 49kg; Bust, 38.
As the saying goes, girls don't weigh more than 100, either flat-chested or short. And Zeng Yixing, a creature with a strong heroic beauty, a devilish body, and an angelic voice, has been condoled by the girls for a week in the name of 'Zeng Alien'.
"Start today, practice step by step!"
…… Such a soft, soft voice, but so domineering, every time you hear it, it will make people get goosebumps.
The strict square formation, silent, standing silently and upright.
……
"Walking!"
"One, two, one! One, two, one! ”
"Stand-set!" She raised her eyebrows, "When you finally make up your mind, you have to rely on your feet and put your arms out!" ”
Li Liyuan suffocated a laugh violently, his voice was like a fine mosquito, "Lean on your feet, fart ......"
"Poof————"
Such a lengthy foreign deep laughter, there is no doubt about it, An Dick.
"Damn! Do you really put it, with your mouth?! Li Liyuan burst out another sentence that was so whispered that no one noticed, but unfortunately it was heard by An Zhishi, who had excellent hearing, and suddenly the jet sound was extended a few points.
The crowd held their breath...... It seems that the crowd of onlookers has also quieted down.
Zeng Yixing's phoenix eyes glared angrily and shouted, "Laugh!" ”
Zhishi looked at the instructor in shock, blinking blankly, with a tangled expression.
"Give me a memory! Discipline and orders must be obeyed in the ranks!! "The instructors were stern and extraordinary.
Zhishi lowered his eyebrows, and finally compromised, opened his lips, inhaled, and then a series of laughter in C minor came from his chest, coherent and natural.
……
Hey.
Look at me.
Didn't the instructor make me laugh.
Before school started, I also practiced vocalization, did I lose my voice?
Mou'an laughed as he pondered philosophical questions.
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……
You know, it's not her to blame, it's a matter of the instructor's ability to express himself.
Since then, the instructor has given her special gaze privileges.
The day before the instructor was leaving, everyone sat on the ground, sang military songs to the instructor, made a farewell salute, and the seniors also came to join in the fun.
It's very sad and everyone is very relaxed.
As soon as the instructor arrived, he began to correct the sitting posture of the team.
"How did I teach you!"
The crowd quickly adjusted, and no one dared to respond.
"An Zhishi, answer me! Where should the hands be placed?! ”
Zhishi was stunned for a moment, and found that many people were looking at her, and suddenly became nervous. “…… Report ......"
Her mind exploded and went blank.
Next to her, Zhou Ru reminded her, "Knees...... Knee! ”
Her eyes lit up, and she was eager to try, "Knees let go!" ”
……
This......
How did she get admitted to the Department of Chinese?
[It's raining, there is no military training in the morning, hahahahaha...... Children chasing texts, you have worked hard~]