Chapter 33
As soon as he fought, Ye Xi regretted it. The other party used the same sword trick as him, but the moves were much more chic than him. It's really a master!
He wanted to stop, but Xue Yin didn't let him, and forced him to complete a complete set of sword tricks one move after another. At the end, he nodded and praised: "Not bad." Not lazy. ”
Ye Xi wiped his sweat, freed his tongue and asked in surprise, "Are you back?" ”
Xue Yin said flatly: "The teacher remembers that you have a birthday these days, so I came to see you." ”
Xue Tuanzi was yesterday's birthday, and Bai Xue specially gave him birthday noodles. Today, Xueyin Zhenren specially came from Lumei Mountain, thousands of miles away. This feeling of being valued is really a little pleasant.
"This is a gift from Xue Peng." Xue Yin handed him a handkerchief bag with five medium-grade spirit stones in it.
For Xue Peng, a drunkard who has spirit stones and uses them to exchange for wine, five medium-grade spirit stones are already quite generous. Was it saved by choking the bird's neck and enduring not drinking? Senior brother, dear ones!
Ye Xi put away the spirit stone with a look of intoxication and satisfaction, and secretly glanced at Xue Yin Zhenren by the way, secretly expecting that it would be good if you also took the spirit stone as a gift, Master.
Xue Yin Zhenren smiled, his big hand fell on his head and rubbed it, and said: "Xue Peng said that you like spirit stones the most, and you can do without anything with spirit stones, it seems that he is right." ”
Ye Xi said with a smile: "I want the spirit stone to improve my cultivation." ”
Xue Yin Zhenren was noncommittal, and he didn't know when there was an embroidered bag and a food box in his hand.
Shizun is Shizun, the embroidered bag is much more delicate than Xue Peng's old handkerchief, a layer of silk embroidered with beautiful flowers, and a layer of cloud yarn outside, and a faint mint taste.
Ye Xi couldn't wait to open the embroidery bag and pour out a handful of stones from it. It is not accurate to say that the stone is round, cold, hard and gray, it looks like a small pebble, and the master will definitely not give him an ordinary stone as a birthday gift.
Xue Yin explained: "This is the seed of a thousand flowers, what you use to grow it, it will accumulate what aura. Those who are raised in water have the attributes of water, and those who are raised in the soil have the attributes of earth, and if they are thrown into the fire, they will bloom fire lotus...... And you don't have to bother to take care of it, it's easy to feed. ”
Ye Xi raised his head and asked jokingly, "What if I raise it in the water first and then put it in the fire?" ”
Xue Yin: "It has both water and fire familiarity. ”
Ye Xi blurted out: "This thing is definitely valuable." ”
Xue Yin smiled and nodded: "This is the best material for alchemy, and a thousand flowers cannot be obtained without two medium-grade spirit stones." ”
Ye Xi hurriedly poured out the seeds and counted them, a total of ten. In other words, the master gave him two high-grade spirit stones! What is Gao Fu Shuai, Master is like this!
"You're too trenched!" Ye Xixi smiled and saluted Xue Yin and thanked him: "Disciple, thank you for the spirit stone." ”
As he spoke, he looked at the food box in Xue Yin's hand, and seemed to see the light of the spirit stone shining again.
There is such an apprentice who is greedy for spirit stones, and the master is also drunk. Xue Yin said with a smile: "This is the spiritual food dim sum of Wuxiangmen, it is said to taste good, and it should also be worth some spirit stones." ”
Ye Xi unceremoniously took the box and said, "The things of Wuxiangmen can definitely be sold for a good price, I will take them and ask tomorrow." ”
Xue Yin popped a shudder on his head, and said angrily: "This is specially brought for you to eat." You! ”
Ye Xi covered his head and blinked like a goose, with the illusion that "the tone of Shizun's speech is so strange, as if he is coquettish".
The coquettish master picked up the little apprentice and stepped on the cloud carpet in the next second. In the next second, the master and apprentice were already above the nine heavens.
There are no four seasons in the land of Yunshou Mountain, and it is not cold when floating on the clouds; The thick clouds block out the sun, so it's neither hot nor sunny. It's that the wind is strong, and Xue Yinzhen's long hair is neatly tied, and it is blown out of the flowing effect of shampoo advertising; And Ye Xi's head is comparable to a dog's gnawing hair, which can only be compared to the killing Matt at the junction of urban and rural areas.
Leaf. Kill Matt. While the wind was blowing, he stuffed some spirit into his mouth, because the master thought that it was very creative to sit in the sky and eat snacks.
Wuxiangmen's unique dim sum is very delicious, and Kill Matt Ye tasted the taste of macarons and doughnuts in it, which is more crispy, and a lot of scum is dropped in one bite.
Xue Yin Zhenren saw that he was eating dim sum with tears in his eyes, only when he was moved by his own creativity, he became more and more interested, pointing to the scenery like building blocks under the clouds and introducing them to him one by one.
Speaking of the rise, Xue Yin Zhenren took out the wine pot and wine glass out of nowhere, and grandly launched the Liuxia drunk brewed by the exclusive secret recipe of Wuxiangmen. This wine has a sweet aroma of fruit, and it smells more advanced than what is sold in Wutai Town.
Ye Xi rarely drank alcohol in his previous life, and after wearing here, he didn't drink a drop of wine, and at this moment, he accompanied the second master to blow the wind outside the clouds, which was really unbearable, so he wanted to drink some wine to mix time, and drank three glasses in a row.
The secret recipe of the Wuxiang Gate is really extraordinary, and three cups of Liuxia drunk him high. The blood in the whole body boiled like a pot, and I felt uncomfortable not jumping for a while.
He staggered to his feet, cleared his throat and said, "Master, you often sing to me, and today I will sing and sing a song for you, you listen, listen well." ”
Forgetting that he was flying on the flying carpet in the nine skies, Ye Xi opened his feet, pretended to hold the microphone with one hand, waved forward with the other, and howled with the momentum of singing in KTV.
This is his specialty repertoire, which must be sung every K song, and he sings very well. Helplessly, the little zombie was born with incomplete five tones, and his singing of high notes was especially difficult to listen to, and he had to fight with broken gongs, so when he sang "Ouch, pat it on the chest and stand up bravely", he almost fell silent. He had to take a deep breath and beat his chest with all his strength before he finally finished the song.
The wind blew his howl with a trembling effect, and its terrible and treacherous effect caused a few passing birds to appear in a moment's consciousness blank. Even Xue Yin, who had always been calm, showed a look of surprise.
Ye Xi sang high, dancing and shouting: "I, I want to have a lot of spirit stones, I want to be a great power, I want to be a double, double cultivation ......" Speaking of double cultivation, he was so excited that he didn't pay attention to stepping on the air, and rushed down into the sky in an upside-down posture.
As a result, he was naturally intercepted and rescued by Shizun in mid-air, but, because he ate too many snacks, he did a few front and back somersaults in the air, and the guide vomited Shizun when he was caught.
For many days later, as long as he remembered that he had vomited in Shizun's arms, Ye Xi felt Xue Peng, thousands of miles away, shooting the sword of resentment at him.
What a special birthday.
After Xue Yin's real person left, Ye Xi's daily life had another variety of flowers. There are more spirit stones, and life is naturally busier.
When I think about life in the 21st century, I feel like a dream. How could he have thought that in this absurd world of books, he could live again so fully and seriously, with brothers who care about each other, and a master who can travel thousands of miles just to celebrate his birthday. I can't bear to die!
But in Domination, Xue Ying only lived to be 18 years old. If you press the setting of "the fourth master is very busy", then you only have less than five years of life. However, in this world, many places are different. What kind of world did you wear to? Is it a book? Not a book? How does the wheel of fortune work?
If only I could take a second look. Don't you all say that you know the plot in advance, and then grab resources, dismantle CP, and slap your face everywhere? Because Mao has reached himself, his eyes are black, and there is no difference between him and the indigenous people? Could it be that he really committed the crime of urine?
He used Yin Mo's words, is there a way to go back to the 21st century to read books. Yin Mo sneered and said that this kind of skill may only be understood by the dark demon, so if you have the guts, you can ask the biggest boss in the demon world - it's the same as not saying it!
Since the future is difficult to figure out, Ye Xi will put aside his mind to look at it for the time being, and live one day at a time. Anyway, in this world, "the only way to survive is to cultivate as a spiritual stone ear".
On this day, he went to Wutai Town, and when he came back, he went straight to the back mountain to find Yin Mo.
He came to this place almost every day, and he stretched out his feet and closed his eyes with familiarity, and rolled into it like a ball. Because he rolled a lot, he found the most comfortable position, and not only did he not get hurt during the whole process, but he also didn't feel any pain.
Sure enough, everything is skillful, even wrestling.
He had just landed on the ground, and he heard Yin Mo's bluffing call: "Oh, you're here!" I'm suffocating! ”
Since he happened to meet Ye Xi that day, Yin Mo put a few large fireflies in this dark hole. Of course, this firefly is not a 21st century variety, it is a super-powerful firefly produced in Yunshou Mountain in the Xiuzhen Realm, and the light of one is equivalent to a 15-watt light bulb, and as long as the spiritual power is regularly inputted, the power will not be cut off.
Ye Xi was very curious about this thing, not that it was so rare and rare, mainly because he didn't know that it was locked in a hole all the year round, and it was a hole that was blinded, where did Yin Mo catch this thing? It was obviously impossible for them to fly in by themselves, there was only one passage here, and the Demon Venerable was very angry, except for himself and Xiaobao, he had never seen any living creatures approaching here.
But curiosity is curiosity, Yin Mo is reluctant to say, and Ye Xi will not inquire. He didn't want to offend this God of Wealth.
Ye Xi knew that Yin Mo was in a hurry, so he took out a few jade slips and threw them to him, "The boss said that the front part is very popular, and I want you to write more." ”
"I also want to write more, but inspiration is not spiritual power, you can have it if you want to." He took the jade slip and looked at the reader's message on it carefully without raising his head.
Ye Xi pursed his lips, secretly thinking that I can't ask for spiritual power, you really don't have a backache when you stand and talk.
Yin Mo attaches great importance to readers' opinions, and even often decides the direction of the story according to public opinion, unlike those wayward authors who only write according to their own hearts. So when he read the message, Ye Xi would never bother him.
Picking up Xiaobao who arched to his side, Ye Xi was bored for a while, suddenly sniffed, frowned, and said, "Xiaobao, you have a smell on your body, I will bathe you tonight." ”
As soon as the unhygienic greyhounds heard the word "bath", they immediately shook their heads and struggled, and took action against the owner's decision.
Ye Xi slapped its dog on the head and said, "You smell it yourself, it stinks to death, and you have a smell with Yin Mo?" "The dignified Demon Venerable is also a person who doesn't like cleanliness, and he hasn't taken a bath for a long time when he is locked in the cave, and the smell on his body is similar to that of Changsha stinky tofu.
Xiaobao didn't seem to like the smell of the big devil either, and when he heard the master say this, he immediately stopped earning, tilted his head and blinked, and finally fell into Ye Xi's arms with a "woo", indicating that it reluctantly agreed to take a bath.
Ye Xi followed Xiaobao's fur and said to Yin Mo: "Hey, Hua Wufang's cat has been asking, when will there be meat to eat?" Is it the master who is the apprentice, or the apprentice who is the master, don't go against the cp. ”
Yin Mo raised his head, pulled his hair in distress and said, "This ...... I do not know. ”
Ye Xi: "You are the author, you don't know, who knows?" ”
Yin Mo: "I'm Kavin, I don't have a clue at all!" It stands to reason that since he is 'too violent', he should be the apprentice master, but now it seems that the master's voice is high, and readers feel that he is more domineering. And the relationship between them is not very mature, and it seems too much to double cultivate now......"
Ye Xi rolled his eyes, thinking that what are you afraid of when you write about little yellow mosquitoes? What is there to hesitate about in a straight chunk stew? is not a literary author like 'Hongchenke', and he doesn't go to the kang until the end.
He said sympathetically: "What then? Continue to brew feelings? ”
Yin Mo spread his hands and said, "I don't know how to brew?" You help me think about it. ”
Ye Xi had a hundred grass/mud/horses running through in his heart, and roared with a string of resentment: "The master has always been a man, and he never looks at the bl to the little yellow mosquito, and the ghost knows how the two men want to brew the relationship of rolling the sheets!!!!
Of course, Yin Mo couldn't hear Ye Xi's inner os, and in the face of the little zombie who never grew tall and looked like bean sprouts, he also felt that the little baby couldn't put forward any valuable opinions, so he threw away the jade slip irritably, and said, "Forget it, rest for a while." Hey, let's fight the landlord. ”
That's right, after Yin Mo absorbed Ye Xi's divine sense, he had a strong interest in the various entertainment activities in his memory. The others can't be played, and it's still okay to fight the landlord.
It doesn't matter if there are not enough people, there are dogs to make up.
In order to be able to play the novel games of the 21st century, Yin Mo threatened Xiaobao that if he couldn't learn to fight the landlord, he would suck it dry/its blood. Xiaobao burst out with amazing potential in the shadow of death, and quickly learned to fight the landlord.