Chapter 234: Two, Three, Four:

There are many cases in football of using halftime to adjust the formation in the second half to counterattack and slap the face, but no one believes that Boas can do this kind of process, his ability to read the game is really not strong, compared to Ferguson, not to mention, there is no one available on the bench at Chelsea, and everyone who takes advantage of it is injured.

Today's game Manchester United team is good, the lord has nothing to worry about, let the main players pay attention to protect themselves, because the win or loss of this game is related to Boas's position, Chelsea will definitely fight in the second half, but I am not afraid that they will take out the best table, but I am afraid that I will make a few deformation in my heart.

The conditions in the away team's dressing room are not necessarily better than those of the home team, the atmosphere is much better, the lord just mentioned a few precautions, Solskjaer explained something to the players in the defensive line on the side, Leander didn't listen, and the excellent attacking players in the first half chatted and farted leisurely.

"Ander, you're not the most admirer, what are you going to send?" Rooney took a sip of water and tilted his head to hear what he had to say, Leander shrugged, "I was going to do something with my own hands, but I was too insincere because you are so rich, I am going to go back and write a congratulatory speech, and take the manuscript to read to him." ”

Everyone who hears this: =mouth=!!

Rooney couldn't believe he was going to do this, and asked, "At the birthday party?" ”

"yes." Leander's expression was very calm, as if he didn't feel how frustrating this matter was, and explained, "I thought that you might mess around, so I specially asked on the forum last night, and this is the advice given to me by the majority of netizens." ”

I always feel that the more I know, the worse it is, but Rooney can't help it: "What is the right thing to send on your birthday?" ”

Leander slapped him with a stupid look: "Can I expose myself? Of course, it means that there is a very respectful senior who has a birthday, what gift should I give, and I also said that I should be able to reflect my heart, and the value is not important, and netizens gave me a lot of advice. ”

All continue: =mouth=!!

Can a normal person write a congratulatory message? I haven't heard of this kind of popularity.

"Where did you ask? Isn't that the whole for you? I haven't heard of anyone reading a congratulatory message at a birthday party! ”

Regarding Rooney's statement, Leander expressed doubts: "Netizens told me that my respected predecessors have to send representatives to read congratulatory messages on their birthdays, which best reflects their intentions, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand." ”

"It's you who don't understand!"

"Where did you ask this nonsense?"

"I've had birthday parties before, and I've been there, but I didn't have this link. It's eating, drinking, singing, dancing with beautiful women, and so on. ”

……

Leander listened to him and lifted his chin.

His real hometown—the one before the crossing—doesn't have this custom, but shouldn't the birthday party sing the praises of virtue? My husband himself is embarrassed to brag about what I did last year and what I achieved, how amazing I am, there must be someone to speak for him! Andel felt that he was fully capable of doing this, he was a gentleman's fart this season, and he came to a deal when he was twenty-five years old, and then he called and blew Giggs face-to-face, and the business was already very familiar.

Although his intuition is not reliable, but in order to save money, he hypnotized himself to believe _(:3ゝ∠)_

It's a big deal to fool "foreign friends" This is a Chinese custom, anyway, there are no Chinese in the five major leagues at present, even if there is a trial, they will not know Real Madrid's top card.

Rooney knew Leander's virtues, and seeing him like this, he was ready to lose face, and he couldn't pull it, so he pretended not to know him or took the lead in laughing at him when the time came. Kaka is much kinder than the dead fat man, and he wants to rescue it, but he finds that Leander is smiling, as if he has made a lot of money.

Isn't it a lot of money?

Think about it, your husband has a birthday, and you spend a lot of money on things you don't need, 484 stupid?

What does Ronaldo want? The brands he endorses can all go around the earth!

Leander prepared the manuscript to deal with his friends in the circle, and if it wasn't for the birthday party, he would have more ways to fool around. Anyway, God can't stop his disgraceful pace, I don't mind, you can just close your eyes if you can't stand it.

Because the half-time break was too stimulated, Rooney was in a trance in the second half, and he only came to his senses when he knew that the referee blew for a penalty.

It was the 56th minute of the game, Meleleles knocked down Valencia in the box when he returned to the defense, the referee decisively blew a penalty, Leander was not greedy, he retreated directly to the outside of the box, and winked at Rooney when he looked at him.

Although Leander always quarrels with him, in fact, he will assist him when he has the opportunity, take free kicks by himself, and give up all the penalties, which is also true love.

Why Leander is not angry about how he troubles him Rooney, the reason is that their relationship is really good, usually say to watch me clean you up, in fact, the relationship is very good, Leander was spit on someone or black-footed Rooney was the most angry, and he was directly going to find someone to settle the account, that's it, you can move me, don't move my brother.

Rooney nodded to Leander, who stood in front of the penalty spot and adjusted his breath slightly before tricking Cech into sending the ball into the top left corner of the net.

Rooney !! Wayne Rooney scored a penalty in one fell swoop, Manchester United 4-0 away, the advantage is getting bigger and bigger, and it will be too difficult for Chelsea to catch up at this point! "The commentary is to shake his head again and again, so far Boas has not adjusted the formation, this is simply incomprehensible, everyone knows that Chelsea is a little embarrassed now, the bench is full of embroidered pillows, all the capable ones are down, it is not surprising to play like this, but there is always something to do, do you want to watch the loss?

"Manchester United has already put on his hat, and he himself is good on the one hand, but also thanks to Leander. Whether it was the first goal of the first half or the penalty just now, he could come by himself, so decisively conceded the opportunity, the relationship between the two is really so good that it doesn't distinguish between you and me, whoever scores the same goal. As soon as Richard Keith said this, Andy Gray raised his finger and shook it, "No! You're not right! Rooney's hat-trick means he is catching up with his teammates in the scorer charts, and there is still a suspense about who will win the Golden Boot. If Leander wears a hat, then we can know what is written on the inside of his clothes, whether it is Ami I love you or cheers for him, his fans should be very curious. ”

[What's there to be curious?] Roll is Luo Ye's! ]

[That's right, that's right, it's Luo Ye's!] Who is that woman? It's annoying to watch! ]

[I think we should thank her, if we don't have this live target, dare to make sugar?] Don't know what it means for a player to come out? ]

[It's the truth, but I don't listen to it, I just don't want to see her, my husband can only be my husband's, and my husband and husband must be together!] ]

[…… Tongue twister cute cry hahahaha, Amelia is really good, changing a woman is annoying to show in front of your eyes every day, isn't it good for her to do this? ]

[Aside from the occasional mouthful of glass slag, it's fine.] ]

Fans are still talking about Amelia and Andre, I haven't admitted it, and I haven't been photographed with any dry goods, it's just hyped up, although I know that it may be to cooperate with the hype to pull each other's popularity, anyway, let's spray it first, don't the fans of the vase also have a lot of spraying Andre, saying that the player can make a lot of money, saying that his fame is a few streets worse than the goddess, anyway, that's it, I think my husband/wife is the best, what do you deserve him? Roll on!

It's good for everyone to get used to this model.

The fans haven't had a good time, and the commentary has released a big move, and Richard Keith doesn't know what evil is in it, so he suddenly said: "It doesn't have to be Ronaldo or Amelia, there are other possibilities, such as Neymar, who is also born tomorrow on February 5th, doesn't Beckham also have a son this month?" ”

=Mouth=!!

Commentary: Don't go, let me beat you to death!

What are the examples?

[Beckham and his son are still half a month old, let's not talk about it, what the hell is Neymar?] We don't know that killer Matt! I heard that he has been tossing his hairstyle again recently, and I don't know where to find a stylist, so it's just a celebrity hairstyle! ]

[They are all born in one day, why is there so much difference in taste?] How handsome Luo Ye is! How imposing and stylish! ]

[Hahahaha, although it's not good to demolish the stage, but Luo Ye is also dirty, not to mention when he was young, he often has brain pumping now. ] ]

[Upstairs, what nonsense are you telling the truth!] (╬ ̄dish ̄)convex]

I can't even think of killing Leander, he just conceded a penalty, which led to this kind of topic, and he hasn't seen his husband's soil, after all, it was a long, long time ago, people born in eighty-five years still came out of a small place, of course, there was no shame in the soil buns, and there was no shame in the bad conditions before.

From the penalty kick in the 56th minute, the questions went on and on as soon as they were released, the fans chatted for several minutes, and it was already the 62nd minute of the game. Sturridge dribbled the ball near the penalty area and after a long time of being on the verge of losing it, he forced a turnaround and volley wide from twelve yards.

Two minutes later, Chelsea unleashed another wave of attacking action, and it was rare for them to be so imposing, but the shot in front of goal was still not working, and Essien's long-range shot was blocked by Samba.

Although these two attacks were ineffective, the morale of the home team has picked up slightly, and the lord is worried that they will play a good tide that may lead to a counter-attack, so he asked Giggs to warm up, ready to exchange him for Valencia, and use the substitution to drag down the rhythm of Chelsea's counterattack, so that the momentum will dissipate.

Ryan Giggs was still warming up on the sidelines and the situation changed again.

Valencia saw the lord's intentions, and Giggs going to warm up must be a substitution in the midfield, nine times out of ten it is himself, and he wants to fight again before going down, at least to earn some applause from the away stands. God still took care of him, he got the ball, he was rare to be so powerful to bring the ball all the way to the penalty area, just into the penalty area and Ivanovic collided, both of them fell, the referee blew a foul on the defender, and because it was in the penalty area, he did not hesitate to award Manchester United a second penalty, this penalty made the whole audience boo, not convinced, how to say that it was a foul on our defender? Why don't you blow the attacker?

There are a lot of such penalties on the green field, simply put, within the discretion of the referee, and because the actions of both sides are not obvious, it makes sense how to judge, only they know what is going on, but you can see their expressions are very innocent.

The card was not given, anyway, the penalty was awarded, this was the second penalty of the game, Rooney learned from Leander just now, consciously stood outside the penalty line.

I was given the opportunity last time, but this time it's your turn, what about wearing a hat?

The fat man was so affectionate that Leander didn't refuse, he stood in front of the penalty spot, he looked at Cech, smiled after hearing the referee's whistle, and suddenly got to his feet.

Leander was aiming for the top right corner and Cech was also diving to the right, but unfortunately they were facing each other and the direction was exactly the same.

Such a tricky angle, once you misjudge it, you can't save it, even if you react quickly, you can immediately change to the other side, 5:0, Manchester United away 5:0, after the goal, Leander rushed to the lord's side to compare a "2".

This is the second one! Say yes, get into three, and undress me!

Why do you have to ask for approval to take off your clothes to celebrate, because there are rules, you have to eat cards when you take off your clothes during the game, you can lift the jersey, but you can't be high above your head or cover your face, it's not domineering to just lift it like this, isn't it just a yellow card, anyway, I've already asked for instructions.

Valencia was not easy either, he created a penalty opportunity, and then was replaced in the boos of the fans, and did not hear applause at all, he achieved Leander, originally felt that it was not easy to wear a hat, because the opportunity was given to the fat man, and now it seems that he can give it a go.

The five-goal lead was already very secure and unlikely to be reversed, and they completely relaxed themselves and let go of the kick.

It is from this penalty that the home fans are completely dead, five goals can not be said to be exaggerated, but this is not a number that can be chased within 20 minutes, the commentators and guests have made an assertion that with the Manchester United lineup, it is unlikely to concede five goals in such a short period of time, you look at their state in this game, God bless the Blues if they don't score again.

It's not so easy to score, Cech proved himself to the fans once again after conceding two penalties in succession, rarely happening, in the same game, the goalkeeper saved Leander's shots in succession, he did it, he was the first, he managed to break the attack twice, especially in the 82nd minute, Leander also made a pre-judgment shot and still didn't score.

It was arguably the best game in the last two years, it was really exciting, and the saves could be highlights, but Chelsea still couldn't win, and if it weren't for the goalkeeper Cech, Stamford Bridge would have caused a tragedy, although it was a game that made the fans cry, at least not completely unsightly.

Leander and Cech were both inspired, one was desperate to score the third, the other was to save the ball anyway, the two were in front of the goal, almost 20 minutes without a goal, Manchester United was very idle in this half, rarely passed, De Gea crossed the waist to watch them play on the opposite side.

The third goal finally came, Cech had no teammates to rely on, the dragon dad did, he had Kaka and Fat, and the three of them played together in front of the goal, lining up to create a chance for Leander to kick the last kick.

Although the goalkeeper can make continuous saves, it is still too difficult to fall to the right immediately after the limit angle on the left, how fierce you pounce, inertia will make you completely fall to the side, and finally put the ball out of the other corner immediately to make up for the shot, you can try to change Superman to the goalkeeper, although Cech is known as the door god, these twenty minutes are against the sky, he is still human after all, as long as people have limits, there are things you can't do, before the end of the game, Rooney and Kaka cooperated to give Leander a chance to score, hat at the end, after the goal, the referee whistled that he was half a beat slow to strip and celebrate, and the yellow card was not eaten.

Seon lost his horse and knew that he was not blessed, although he fought hard and almost missed the opportunity, but it was also good, and he didn't eat a card when he scored a goal.

Leander finally stripped off the jersey, revealing the white vest inside, what was written?

Just like what was predicted before.

——happybirthday!

Name? No name!

Date? No date!

I can't see who he wants to bless at all, it's too casual!!!!

I didn't seem to know about the fans' troubles, and I was very happy at the camera lens, and he was in the stands for half a minute before he came back to exchange shirts with Cech.

"You're amazing! You're a genius! Your save was wonderful! Can you exchange jerseys with me? ”

“……”

What to do, although this annoying thing helped Manchester United humiliate the Blues 6-0 away, he was still happy for this pompous praise, it was a heavy defeat, and Cech himself was very happy. For the last twenty minutes, his mind was not very clear, and it was instinct that dominated his body. It's a very memorable game, it's probably hard to save a hundred games in that state, and it feels like the whole person is empty, out of the way, this is the state of the limit.

Petr Cech, smiling tiredly, nodded, took off his shirt and handed it to Leander.

"You're great too."

The statement that the scum defender is out of the door makes too much sense, the whole Chelsea team went to the death to help Cech seal the god, even a picky person like Abu can't say anything about him, it is to let the other side score six goals, but if you change someone to 12 possible, both sides are crazy. Manchester United's golden trident up front went crazy, he went crazy.

The commentary also shook his head again and again, I don't know how to evaluate this game, before today they still supported Boas, isn't it just two draws in a row, Abu should give him a little time, but this game exposed too many things, obviously it is a team of the same level, it feels like a world is far away.

[I feel sorry for Cech, it's really the whole team that cheated him.] ]

[I want to know who I said happy birthday to more than this, do you dare to write your name?] Isn't it our Luo Ye? ]

[Surely you think about it, if it's written to that woman, why doesn't he understand it?] Obviously, you are afraid of getting into trouble, you all keep a low profile, just know it in your heart, don't shout so loudly. ]

[Yes, yes, yes!] Happy birthday is not said to Luo Ye, just saying happy birthday is not enough, it must be washed and sent thousands of miles! ]

[Sit back and wait for a thousand miles to send!] ]