When Shen Bing arrived home in the afternoon, she carried the vegetables she bought along the way, humming a little tune all the way. Because she was always disliked by her parents, as soon as she graduated, she came out to share a house with others. My roommate is a good girl in IKEA, and she is full of housework and cooking skills. She thought to herself that it would be very comfortable to let her dear roommate cook the food she bought tonight.

Speaking of Shen Bing's roommate, I really have to sigh that the world is full of excitement.

This roommate's name is Su Chun, and Shen Bing was a good friend in the same class when he was in college, Su Chun is short and cute, but he is a quiet college bully, and he has the first unshakable credit score. However, these characteristics are too insignificant compared to Su Chun's other identity. She is a famous online author who has been popular on the Internet for several years and held a signing session before graduating from high school - Su Zi is not stupid.

When Shen Bing first learned the truth, it was really not an ordinary mixed feeling. She always felt that it was because of the drunken sex written by Su Chun that it heralded her confused bed photo. But let's say we dislike her...... The soul is light, why is Su Chun so cute!

Shen Bing, who was carrying the dishes, walked downstairs and looked at the clean and reflective window on the fifth floor, and his love for his roommate was endless.

However, after taking two more steps, Shen Bing was blinded by a bright light filled with copper stench.

What's that? There is a luxury sports car parked in front of this unit in this residential building in this complex. No matter what brand it is, sports cars look similar in Shen Bing's eyes, and he has seen so many stars in the film and television city for several years (not to mention that he has been a sports car), and Shen Bing is not a person who can call the sky and the earth when he sees a sports car.

The reason why it will be blinded is because this sports car, it is bright pink......

"Where did the nouveau riche come from, and it is quite talented to be able to make a sports car into a style that combines urban and rural areas." Shen Bing circled around it in disgust, and the car logo looked quite similar to Chery and Shanghai Volkswagen.

The car was stuck in front of the ramp at the entrance of her unit, almost clinging to one person. Coincidentally, an old man in a wheelchair came out of the unit, and the ramp was blocked by traffic, so he could only walk down by himself, but it was inconvenient to walk by himself, let alone move the wheelchair off the sports car.

Shen Bingqing hurriedly walked down with the uncle in his arms, and helped carry the wheelchair to the sidewalk.

"The little girl's family is quite strong, thank you!"

The old man got into a wheelchair and left, and the more Shen Bing looked at the car, the more unpleasant it became.

"Let's say it's a nouveau riche, not only is it not aesthetically good, but it also doesn't abide by public morality."

She couldn't find the contact number of the owner of the car on the car window, so she took a handful of loose soil from the flower bed and sprinkled it evenly on the smooth and bright front cover of the car, forming a thin layer of soil. Then, a few big words were written on the soil layer: Good dogs know not to get in the way.

After writing it, she was not very satisfied, and in order to reflect the author's artistic accomplishment, she drew a stick figure puppy under this line of words.

Perfect! Shen Bing finished his masterpiece, clapped his hands and went home.

As soon as Shen Bing entered the house, he put down the dishes and went to Su Chun's room, and just as he was about to pounce, he was covered by a tender and small foot.

Su Chun's legs stretched straight and tensed, isolating the scoundrel at a distance of about a meter from him. The action didn't detract from what she was doing, the laptop was sitting comfortably on the other leg, and the short fingers were tapping on the keyboard with a crisp sound.

Su Chun's small melon seed face, wearing a pair of big round-framed glasses, and her sister's head, made her look like a middle school student. She stared at the computer screen and said softly and indifferently, "Go wash your hands, it's all dirt." "The whole person presents a daily state of not waking up.

Shen Bing smacked. For so many years, Su Chun spoke exactly as if he had come out of the screenwriter's phone for the first time, and the tone of his voice had never changed, as if he had been set by a built-in program.

Su Chun is a Virgo, and after finally getting through her hygiene inspection, Shen Bing changed into loose shorts at home, and read novels while walking in Su Chun's house, Bai Huahua's long legs made Su Chun dizzy for a while. Like when she was a child, she still retains the habit of substituting for the role while reading novels, and sometimes Su Chun secretly observes her, although she never said it, but she feels that her appearance in the play is both neurotic and addictive.

Since Shen Bing turned back into an ordinary person, he seems to have a psychological shadow on the relationship between men and women, especially when he sees the bed scene between men and women, he feels cold, he has no choice, he has forced himself to become a niche lover who never reads anything other than Lily novels.

"Chun'er, when are you going to write Lily?"

Su Chun should not.

"Anyway, if you dare to write it, I will dare to read it, and pay to read it, and I don't care if you want a document."

Su Chun pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and his eyes, which were not too big, opened a little because of seriousness, "Readers can't influence the author's thoughts." Besides, Lily doesn't sell for much, and most importantly," she paused, again emphasizing it in her tone, "I have a normal sexual orientation, so I don't write about that kind of thing." ”

Shen Bing pursed his lips, thinking that his sexual orientation was normal, and he didn't see himself on the woman's bed every day. Chun'er is too pure.

However, from another point of view, Su Chun is not pure.

Shen Bing lay on the soft pillow beside Su Chun and watched her type frantically. She does not currently serialize novels, but runs her own Weibo account.

Su Chun's account became popular in one fell swoop because of the film and television of her work "The Legend of Ingenuity", and later, she wrote basically the same excellent novel, and her popularity was consolidated. Now, she has been favored by Weibo officials and signed a contract to become a glorious marketing account.

Su Chun's account ID is called "Su Zi is not stupid is a humanoid tree hole", as the name suggests, when she does not advertise to make money, she acts as a role for netizens to confide in their feelings.

Shen Bing read out a netizen message she ignored: "Hello Su Zi cutie. ”

Shen Bing snorted, pinched Su Chun's face with a wicked smile, and was disgusted by others, "I'm an upright lesbian, because I'm too upright, I want to go to the girl I like when I see it." I'm very rich, the kind with several black cards in my name; Be very generous to the girl you like, and the black card will give you the kind you buy, buy, buy, buy; I'm very good-looking, the kind that bends several straight women. ”

Shen Bing couldn't read anymore, "How can this person feel thicker than me!" ”

Su Chun smiled at the corner of his mouth and said, "Do you have a sense of crisis?" She replied to this netizen: If you give me some evidence to prove that what is said above is true, then no matter what you say to me next, I will give you the best of the year.

After a while, the man really replied with two photos. The first one has a couple of cool black cards inside, and the second one is a love letter from a straight daughter.

Shen Bing said: "At first glance, the black card was casually searched on the Internet, and the love letter must have been written by herself." What era is there now, where are people still writing love letters? ”

The man then said, "I won't show you my picture, so you won't have to fall in love at first sight."

Shen Bing: "Chun'er, she is teasing you." ”

Nonsense! Su Chun has been a Weibo emotional tree for a few years, can't you see this? She was straight, so that the man would make a long story short and vomit quickly, and stop wasting each other's time uselessly.

The man was quite obedient, and told her a difficult road to flirting with her sister: This local tyrant girl used to be a promiscuity, please imagine how abusive it is, anyway, your brain hole will not be bigger than her actual situation. Later, I met a girl who was not very good-looking, and I thought the girl was very interesting and wanted to change my taste, and I learned that the girl had difficulties in life, so I proposed to be adopted. The local tyrant girl said that the girl was too slow, and she was forced to tell her that she didn't accept the support, just like the plot of the novel, and dragged a bunch of grandpa Mao directly in her face.

Shen Bing applauded: "These two people must be together in the end." ”

Su Chun was angry somehow, and said coldly: "It's no fun." Rotten people, scum. After scolding, it was not enjoyable, so he directly blocked the other party's account, and then pushed Shen Bing out of the door, and he was stuffed in the room and didn't know what to do.

Shen Bing looked at the door of her room, pinched her fingers, and felt that Chun'er might be sad to touch the scene. As her best friend, Shen Bing never knew that Su Chun had any emotional entanglements, she only knew that this child was too pure, as pure as a blank piece of paper, and all her energy was spent on working hard to make money. Su Chun's sudden awkwardness made Shen Bing a little lost, she thought about it for a while, decided to please Su Chun, and then slowly tricked her words.

This dinner was originally made by Shen Bing himself. But after she had burned celery, uncooked lentils, and eggs to fill the pot, she silently closed the kitchen door and silently ordered takeout.

When Su Chun came out of the room, he saw Shen Bing sitting cross-legged on the sofa eating chicken legs, and the legs that □□ out from under the shorts looked even longer when coiled, taking up a large area. Su Chun lifted one of her legs and stood up, sat down against her, with a tissue in his hand and a cardboard box underneath, and ate it in full gear. And don't forget the admonition: "Don't drop oil on the sofa and the floor!" ”

Shen Bing responded, and wanted to say something new to make her happy. So, she remembered the sports car she saw downstairs today.

"Chun'er, it seems to be a ...... Benedict! ”

"Infiniti. Benedict is an acid-base indicator/English actor. ”

Shen Bing smiled, "The color is really similar to an acid-base indicator." You don't see, it's a good car, not made bright pink. Chun'er, your aesthetics are touching enough, I won't talk about the big red phone case, the pink suit or something, after seeing the car today, I suddenly feel that your aesthetics are still saved. Shen Bing inexplicably received Su Chun's cold eye knife, she introspected herself, felt as if she had said something wrong, and deliberately emphasized again: "Although the owner is rich, he is blind, really, too ugly." ”

Who knew that Su Chun couldn't even eat, so he put down the chicken leg and floated back to the house.

Shen Bing reminded her: "You forgot to wash your hands and touched the doorknob." ”

Su Chun was stunned, with an extremely panicked expression on his face, silently drifted to the bathroom, took a cloth and wiped the doorknob.

Su Chun finally returned to the room. She locked the door behind her back and walked to the balcony of her room to look down. The sports car that had been criticized by Shen Bing for a long time was still parked downstairs, but it was in a different position and no longer in the way.

There was a woman smoking a cigarette in the car, and from Su Chun's bird's-eye view, you could see the undulating mountains under her big wavy curls. is obviously the easiest angle to show ugliness, and the woman is still so unscrupulously beautiful.

From the time Shen Bing came back to the time when the sun was setting, she had been waiting there for hours. Su Chun picked up the phone, this woman's phone number had been blocked by herself, and she didn't know if she had called herself.

"Cutie."

The woman's slightly hoarse voice tickled in Su Chun's ears, making some memories in her mind that she didn't want to remember, "What are you doing." ”

The woman sounded aggrieved: "You're not at all dedicated as a humanoid tree hole. What's the matter with blocking the slot owner?"

Su Chun gritted his teeth when he heard this, "I've been waiting for you downstairs in my building, and I'm ashamed of you." ”

"You're so sure I'm waiting for you." The woman's words were teasing, not excessive, but when she said it, it made people feel completely aggressive.

Su Chun hung up the phone hatefully. Angry for a moment, he dialed the phone again. The woman laughed low when she picked up the phone, making Su Chunzhi want to quickly find a crack in the ground to get into.

"Xia Yangtian, I don't care what you are doing here, you are not welcome in our community, please drive your luxury sports car and get out. There are no rich people here, but no one is scarce about your money. ”

"Also, the color of your car is ugly!"

The woman said aggrievedly: "You said you liked this color, so I sprayed the paint." This car is for you, you get down and I'll give you the key, and then teach you how to drive this kind of car. And then you send me back to my house, how? ”

Su Chun sneered, "If I really sent you back to your house, is it possible to come back?" ”

The woman said in surprise, "Chun'er has thought so far? I didn't even think about that. ”

"Don't call me that." Su Chun's lips were trembling, and his face turned pale, "Get away, you rotten person." ”