Chapter 1 Fuck Easy to Push Down!

Alan tensed his body, looking at the black stone that inexplicably appeared in his hand and gradually dissipated, and began to look at the surrounding environment with some vigilance.

The little wine that I drank had already been discharged from my body with cold sweat.

The white, empty sand showed no signs of humanity, which made him even more nervous.

I just drank a little bit of wine and accidentally fell into the sewer where the manhole cover was stolen, and I was ready to accept this stupid act, but what is the situation now?!

Alan subconsciously kicked his legs, wanting to step on it tighter, but in vain he made a few water waves......

A few waves......

Waves......

Waves?!

Alan looked down in disbelief, but froze again.

He felt that his worldview for more than 20 years had been impacted.

Here's the black thing...... Isn't it a fish tail?!

Alan tried to walk forward, but twisted his ass uncontrollably......

Not far away, a group of silver-colored slender fish swam over, as if mocking Allen's distorted posture at the moment, and the small fish twisted their tail fins coquettishly and calmly bypassed him.

However, suddenly, a cold electronic synthesis voice suddenly appeared in Allen's mind, "Haw ~ sardines, can't mate, boyfriend value can't be assessed." ”

There are too many slots in this sentence!

"Who is it?! Come out of here! Alan asked viciously, but there was no sound in the silent sea, only a few bubbles floating slowly up from Alan's open mouth.

Alan closed his mouth and clenched his fists. Seemingly...... I can't speak anymore.

This is the second thing that hits Eren after his leg turned into a large lump of unknown objects.

"Let's haw ~ The current race of the host is a mermaid, and there are special vocal skills on the bottom of the sea, and the host can communicate with the consciousness below." The electronic voice rings in my head again.

"Who the fuck are you! Get out of here if you have the ability! Alan was very irritable right now, and desperately needed something to vent, though he still spat out a few bubbles in vain.

He felt like he must be stupid now!

"Let's chirp~ Hello, there's a cute boyfriend value system below."

"Remove the strange phrases for me!" Alan clenched his fists.

"Bar chirp ~ under is a new generation of attackable can take you out of the single raider of all things of the boyfriend value system,In order to adapt to the world,The simulacrum of this system is a popular bar chirp beast。 The electronic voice spoke a little hurriedly, and at the end he added, "Dedicated to you." ”

Alan kind of wished that the voice just now was an auditory hallucination.

After that, no matter how Alan asked, the strange voice never appeared again, and Allen, who had nowhere to vent his anger, punched the reef hard......

And then nothing happened to the fragile reefs.

Alan was stunned and withdrew his aching arm, calmed down, and began to examine his body.

This skinny body like bean sprouts is me?!

Alan pinched his flat lower abdomen in disbelief, the eight-pack abs he was proud of...... It has become a piece. The two faint red marks on the lower abdomen stimulated Allen again, and the words 'blowing bombs can be broken' inevitably appeared in his mind.

"Let's haw~ The host is now at a stage that is delicate and weak and easy to push down." The system that didn't answer questions for a long time jumped out and brushed up a sense of storage, and at the same time raised Allen's anger value.

Fuck easy to push down!

Alan kicked the reef hard...... Well, wiggling his ass, he fanned his tail up.

With a bang, the fragile reef finally collapsed, leaving a cloud of filth in the water.

Alan breathed a sigh of relief, although the process was not quite the same as expected, but the result was still very satisfying. But that system ...... Alan didn't fully believe what the system was saying. From coming to this strange place to becoming what it is now, and suddenly there is an extra system.

It couldn't be more!

Alan took a deep breath, feeling the slippery feel of the cold sea flowing through his body, and he gradually calmed down.

Messy stuff or ...... first Forget about it.

After a purposeful search, Alan soon discovered traces that appeared to have been left by humans. However, suddenly a wave that was different from ordinary fish came, and Alan quickly found a cover and hid to watch the changes.

Hammer looked around anxiously, knowing that Alan would be left alone in the neighborhood whenever he was sad. This time Allen's only relative died, he must be sad. If I go over to comfort and comfort at this time, and let the weak Alan rely on me, then maybe I can get him! It's a little exciting to think about. Ah, you can't let someone else take the lead!

Staring at the path paved with white sand not far away, a young man with a thick red tail appeared in Allen's sight, and at this time, the system that had been standing for a long time jumped out again.

"Let's haw ~ Hammer, the race is a mermaid, the boyfriend is worth 5, the scumbag with a combat power of 5, the appearance is ordinary, summary: A man who can't protect his man is not a good man. 建yì: Not suitable for the raiders. ”

Ignoring the work faithfully performed by the system, Alan clenched his fists and forcibly refused to release his anger, what gave this stupid system the illusion that I would attack any living thing?!

Maybe it was because Allen's love fluctuated a little, and that Hammer walked towards Allen's hiding place with a purple panel with what the system had just said.

Alan simply didn't hide it, thinking of the system's previous comment of 'scum with a combat power of 5', he walked out fearlessly with a straight face.

"Alan?!" Hammer looked at him with a sad expression (?) The young man couldn't help but feel a trace of pity in his heart. Oh, poor Alan, there must be another person hiding and crying, come into my arms, let me comfort you~

Alan looked at the red-haired mermaid in front of him with some disgust, opened his mouth, and remembered that he couldn't speak in the way of a mermaid, so he closed his mouth depressedly.

And then, the mermaid named Hammer solves Allen's dilemma.

With a strong tail, Hammer swam in front of Allen, and grabbed Allen's hand with both hands, although he didn't open his mouth, but Allen clearly heard the language composed of some strange pronunciations, fortunately, Allen was easy to understand because of this body, but the content raised his anger again.

"Alan, if you're afraid, I'll protect you, it's okay if Dad dies, let me raise you for the rest of your life!" Hammer said this excitedly, his eyes widened, and he looked at the beautiful mermaid in front of him expectantly.

Alan took a deep breath and tried to admonish himself, "What he said is not me, what he said is not me, what he said is not me" forced himself to calm down, speechlessly looked at the pale hand holding his wrist and his orchid finger, Alan shivered viciously, resisting the urge to shake him off, and then it was up to him to figure out some things, later, later, and then shoot him to death.

Wait a little later, your sister!

Looking at the stupid fish that came over to hug him, Alan did not hesitate to wave his huge fishtail and slap Hammer's side neck.

Fuck the merfolk!

Looking at the mermaid who was still slowly falling to the ground with a disgusting expression, Alan said that he was in a very comfortable mood.

Shaking his black fishtail, Alan swam briskly in the direction Hammer had come.

Maybe having a black tail isn't bad either.

Then, it didn't take long for Alan to swim before he saw the scene that hit his worldview again.

At a depth of thousands of meters, under tremendous pressure, not only did there exist such a miraculous mermaid, but also created a civilization that belonged to the sea. On a flat ground that resembles an undersea basin, a settlement resembling a human town sits on it, and the strangely shaped buildings stand up to the pressure of the sea and provide housing.

Alan entered the town somewhat wary. Based on the previous red hair, the owner of this body should have just lost his father, and his name is the same as his, but his personality seems to be very weak.

Alan frowned, he wasn't good at disguise, and he didn't intend to disguise himself.

still had a straight face, but the merfolk all magically saw a sad expression on Alan's face, looking at the delicate mermaid who had just lost her father with sympathy or comfort.

Poor Alan, what a good boy, the god of the sea is above, I really hope he will not show such a distressing expression again. The female mermaids who were full of motherly love on the side of the road all flocked out one by one, bringing their own condolences to comfort poor Alan.

The men straightened their backs one by one, hoping to show their best side to Allen, as soon as the old Sean died, there was no one to stop the pursuit of Allen, and now it was time to seize the opportunity.

The words mixed with a thousand strange words suddenly poured into Allen's mind, and at the same time, the stupid system began to add chaos, 'Let's chirp~' sound one after another, and the voice of electronic synthesis was excited, and any creature in sight was evaluated by him, and at the same time, Allen's cognition of the lower limit of the system's discipline was also refreshed.

Colorful panels were buzzing above everyone's heads, mostly purple or cyan, but the panel of a bloated male mermaid turned out to be blue, with the words "Lots of gold and loneliness, can be kept in captives"

There were tic-tac-toe overheads, and Alan couldn't bear to look at the messy panels.

Ignoring the unreliable system, Alan listened carefully to the conversation of these people, carefully obtaining useful information, and then after about five minutes, the panel on the heads of the crowd gradually disappeared, "Haw~ If there is information forgotten, just check it." After the system said this, it fell silent, and the chaotic scene gradually subsided.

Of course, in the eyes of outsiders, their delicate and beautiful little Allen has not yet recovered from the blow of losing his father, and without saying a word, he is strong and bears the pain. This made everyone feel even more sorry for this poor child.

Under the push of a group of people, Alan was finally brought back to his 'home', looking at the group of mermaids at the door who almost manifested the holy light above their heads, Alan really couldn't make a tail to wave them all away, stiffly tugged at the corners of his mouth, and reluctantly made an expression named as a smile.

Oh, what a sensible child, so sad and reluctant to smile to comfort us, it's so uncomfortable, why should such a beautiful smile bloom on the wound?! Everyone tacitly covered their hearts secretly.

One by one, they made a decent farewell ceremony, and everyone finally left their little angel Allen, and the sea god was on top, hoping that little Allen would come out of the pain as soon as possible.

Closing the door, Alan rubbed the corners of his mouth that was a little stiff, looking at all kinds of daily necessities on the table, his mood was a little complicated, his sea-blue eyes flashed slightly, Alan picked up a small square scarf and sniffed it gently, soft and cold to the touch, but there was a taste of sunshine.

Cut, what a bunch of stupid fish, and you can't use a towel at the bottom of the sea, Alan secretly said in the belly. But then he carefully put away the things that the merfolk had sent.