71. The truth is revealed [Say, how do you want to die?] 】

Zong Yang went to open the door, and it turned out that it was Mu Le.

Mu Le was leisurely, he held two sugar gourds in his hands, and greeted Zong Yang with a smile: "Hey! Happy New Year! ”

Could it be that you are here to visit the door for the New Year? Zong Yang nodded quietly and replied: "Happy New Year." ”

Regardless of whether it was the right time for Mu Le to come now, Zong Yang couldn't help but let people enter the door, so Mu Le came in.

At this time, a figure followed closely behind Mu Le and squeezed into the door.

Zong Yang immediately raised his hand to make a defensive gesture and asked, "Mu Le, is this your friend?" ”

Don't blame Zong Yang for making a fuss, because this person is dressed too weirdly! The shape of this black cloak...... It's just like ...... Well?

Mu Le stuck out his tongue and confessed to Zong Yang: "What about my lucky brother? This is the person my lucky brother wants to see the most now! ”

These words immediately confirmed Zong Yang's conjecture, and Zong Yang hurriedly yelled at the bedroom: "Gao Zixing! You hurry out! The witch is coming! ”

"Witch?" Mu Le glanced at the man in black behind him, and laughed out loud: "Poofhahaha!" Looks like you're pretending to be pretty good! ”

Zong Yang's mind instantly had many questions, such as why Mu Le was with the witch, and the two of them would come to the door at such a time?

But he didn't have a chance to ask, because after Gao Zixing heard the word witch, he instantly jumped out of bed and went straight to the door! As the old saying goes, it's like a wild dog on the loose!

Gao Zixing thought to himself for a second before running out of the bedroom door: "Do you dare to give Lao Tzu an explanation!" ”

But when he teleported to the man in black, he blurted out the words: "Help me!" ”

The man in black was almost knocked down by him, he stumbled, and the hat on this head fell off, Gao Zixing and Zong Yang raised their eyes and looked, Mom, why is he a handsome guy with blonde hair and blue eyes? !

Mu Le's bad taste, this is what he wants, and the two of them are dumbfounded and he agrees. But he didn't dare to laugh now, he was afraid of ruining the atmosphere, and the two of them beat him up because they were deceived......

But are you sure you won't get beaten up if you don't laugh?

"Impostor?" This is Gao Zixing's reaction after seeing Da Shuaibi.

Zong Yang pulled Gao Zixing and blocked in front of him, from just now to now, Zong Yang blocked the door, and did not let Mu Le and the man in black enter the living room.

At this time, Gao Zixing changed his perspective and noticed Mu Le, who "smiled at the skin and did not smile".

"Mule?" Gao Zixing's brain hole was a little stuck, he scratched his hair, and wondered, "What's going on?" Who's going to explain it to me? ”

Mu Le also learned from Gao Zixing to grab his hair, and said with an embarrassed face: "I'm sorry, we'll explain it to you this time, so let us in first, okay?" Shall we sit down and say that it is not good? Ah, by the way, sugar gourd, Brother Xing, do you want to eat it? ”

"What's the matter?" Gao Zixing, a foodie, instinctively wanted to pick up the sugar gourd, but Zong Yang immediately stopped him.

"Oh, don't be so guarded! We're really here to solve the problem of the nine-week fetus! Mu Le bit down on a sugar gourd and chewed it, then stuffed another string to the man in black.

Nine-week fetus?

Mu Le saw a trace of strangeness flashing in the eyes of the two, and immediately swallowed the sugar gourd, and said: "It stands to reason that it shouldn't be like this, except for the menstrual cycle that is different from that of ordinary women, everything else is the same, normal pregnancy, delivery after 40 weeks!" ”

Gao Zixing and Zong Yang were stunned when they heard this, and both of them immediately spoke after hearing it:

Gao Zixing: "Then why am I stuck for 9 weeks?" ”

Zong Yang: "You are the mastermind of this matter?" ”

"Hahaha!" Mu Le laughed directly at the completely different reactions of the two: "Very good! If there is a problem, it is very good to be hungry xiàn! Can you let me in and sit and talk now? I delivered takeout all morning, so tired! ”

…… What the hell is this strong sense of disobedience?

So Zong Yang let the two of them into the living room, but his vigilance against the man in black did not decrease.

Seeing that Zong Yang was so wary of him, Mu Le said to him, "Alger, change to Form 3." ”

What! Want to transform?! I want to do what I want!!

Not to mention Zong Yang, even Gao Zixing got up from the sofa immediately, and the defensive posture of the two of them was the same!

The man in black, who was Alger, buttoned his hat to his head with a blank face, and—

"Bang!!"

A strange sound was accompanied by a white light, Zong Yang and Gao Zixing had to close their eyes, and when they opened them, a big living person disappeared in front of them!!

Is this a show of changing people?!

Zong Yang immediately looked around vigilantly, but Gao Zixing stared at the pile of black clothes on the ground. At this time, the clothes suddenly moved, and although Gao Zixing was far away, he was also frightened.

But what I never expected was that a small animal arched out of the clothes!

Is it a dog? Yes! That teacup dog!

Man Bang = Dog?

It's a eye-opener, hahaha, scared my dad to death!!

The two of them were stunned as they stared at the puppy that was clumsily crawling on Mu Le's body.

Mu Le sat on the sofa, reached out and grabbed the puppy and threw it into his arms, then looked up at Gao Zixing and Zong Yang in strange postures, and suddenly slapped his thigh with a sudden realization, almost photographing the dog.

"Ahh Forget jì you haven't seen Alger transform! Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'll have a chance to talk to you about him! Sit down, let's talk about the fetus first! ”

A big living person can turn into a teacup dog in seconds, so it is not difficult for him to change from a teacup dog to a big monster! Didn't you just say something about 3 forms? There must be other forms!

Zong Yang and Gao Zixing rarely thought of going together.

After coming to the conclusion that the other party was not to be messed with, both of them obediently sat on the other end of the sofa far away from Mu Le.

"Oh, what are you afraid of, can this little thing still eat you?" In order to show that Alger had no offensive power, Mu Le poked him with his finger, and he was instantly poked down, and then struggled to stand up......

If you usually watch it, let alone Gao Zixing, even Zong Yang's heart will be budded.

Can ...... now

Gao Zixing pouted and said, "It's really hard to say...... If I call the police and say that someone can turn into a dog or a monster and eat people, the police will definitely notify the psychiatric hospital to arrest me. ”

"Hahaha! Not really! He can only become a big dog or a puppy in this world, not a monster! Mu Le's freedom made Zong Yang feel itchy......

I don't want to curse, I just want to hit people.

"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense. I believe that after watching Alger's transformation show, you will also believe that your transgender pregnancy is not a dream, so I will talk about the cause and effect! ”

Can you complain? Gao Zixing rolled his eyes and muttered in his heart: Lao Tzu never suspected that this was a dream!

Huh? How could I not have doubted it? It's not scientific......

Mu Le and Alger are both from another time and space, don't look at Mu Le like this, they are famous biologists and inventors over there! And Alger is an artificial human work of Mule, and at the same time a servant of Mule.

Their time and space have been out of balance for a long time, so our great Mulle--grandfather! His grandfather developed this strange potion, which, as long as he drank it, could turn into a woman, so as to carry out "normal" reproductive behavior.

Of course, people who don't have to give birth to two crystals can choose other ways to get children, but that doesn't make much sense, does it?

The most important thing is that this kind of normal child will have higher attributes, according to our words, that is, it will be more intelligent.

Who doesn't want a smart child? So this approach was quickly accepted by the public.

The original generation of products naturally had zài flaws, so Mu Le's father continued to research, and by the time Mu Le's generation arrived, this fertility potion had been made very perfect. And Mu Le was unwilling to be able to surpass his father, so he tinkered with something else, so he had a not very perfect artificial person like Alger, and even he and his friends transformed a time machine.

So he took Alger around with him, and at the same time he didn't forget to do the real thing!

What kind of effect would this potion have on other planes?

Surely there will be people in other planes who will need it! I'm doing a good deed!

For the benefit of the inhabitants of other planes, I must have achieved greater than my father!

Mu Le's time and space machine, like the kind of cauldron that accepts TV channels, can only accept a few specific time and space, and the one where Gao Zixing is located is one of them.

But Gao Zixing is not the first person to dare to eat crabs!

The forest is big, and there are all (silly) birds! There are so many wonderful people!

But Gao Zixing is the first stupid bird in this time and space, ah no, it's a warrior!

And then...... Something went wrong.

If you don't take medicine, you can activate your doom constitution after taking medicine......

In addition, I also like to die in tricks.

In fact, in a sense, he and Mu Le should be quite compatible.

"It's awkward for you two, once you drink this potion, you will want to □□ it all kinds of things, ah no, you want to be AI! You two have been doing it for so long, tsk. ”

After Mu Le finished speaking, Gao Zixing's eyes immediately widened, and his face suddenly realized: "! My inexplicable hair/estrus are all potions? Your sister, Lao Tzu's first name! You still have Lao Tzu's innocence! ”

Gao Zixing stood up as soon as he was excited, and wanted to pounce and kill Mu Le, but Zong Yang grabbed him and said calmly: "Don't be impulsive, listen to him first." ”

And Alger also yelled at the angry Gao Zixing a few times, but it looked like it was really ...... Not fierce, only cute.

"Not all! The potion just stirs up the hidden feelings in your heart! Mulle held Alger down, smiling. It doesn't look like he's telling the truth.

"Go on." Zong Yang looked at Mu Le with a cold face.

"Seriously, I've been hoping that something will go wrong, but I'm pretty depressed if something goes wrong!" Mu Le stuck out his tongue and pulled it back: "Ahem, I was in a hurry at the beginning, so I wanted to send Alger in as an undercover agent to promote the two of you." ”

"Promote? Scold! I think you want to continue to take aphrodisia! Gao Zi snorted and bared his teeth.

Mu Le squeezed his eyes at Gao Zixing, with an expression that you really understand me, which made Gao Zixing impulsive to kill again.

"Oh, don't be impulsive, you want to become a woman, it's your will! You drank the potion without thinking about the consequences, but you didn't let Alger pour it on you, you can't blame me! ”

"You didn't explain the consequences to me at all!"

"You didn't ask!"

"There are instructions for buying medicine!"

"There are no sanitary napkins→_→"

“？！”

“！！”

"You, spying on us?" Zong Yang's face was gloomy, and there was obvious anger in his voice.

"Uh......" Mu Le didn't dare to ignore Zong Yang's aura oppression, so he hurriedly swallowed other things, such as the fact that when they opened the room, he let Alger sneak in and destroy the condom, all of them back into his stomach.

"It's not surveillance, Brother Xing himself complained to me about the →_→"

Zong Yang immediately looked at Gao Zixing, he really doubted whether Gao Zixing's festival was already in arrears!

Gao Zixing glared and raised his eyebrows, and thought about it vigorously, as if he had really complained about it......

"I didn't say that!" However, he will not admit it!

Mu Le suddenly became anxious: "You! Brother Xing, are you messing around at this time, do you really want him to beat me? I'm not trying to scare you, if I do it, I won't be the one who suffers! ”

- Alger will be in charge of the beating, I'm sure I'll run away!

- Sure enough, that thing will turn into a monster!

Completely different ideas.

Zong Yang didn't want to dwell on this kind of trivial matter in the past, he took a deep breath and asked in a deep voice: "We already know the cause of the incident, now you can talk about the problem of the fetus in his womb." ”

"Uh......" Mu Le felt a pressure similar to that his father gave him, so he said weakly: "I really don't know what's going on with this problem...... Other people's fetuses are growing day by day, but you, why are you suddenly nine weeks old, and still nine weeks old? ”

"What the hell are you asking me!! Believe it or not, I'm going to send you back for nine weeks!! Gao Zixing heard this, and suddenly burst into a rage.

"Rest the rage, stop the rage! It's not good for the fetus! Maybe you forcibly knocked out the child last time......"

Zong Yang immediately interrupted: "The last time I was pregnant, I suddenly had a fetus for several weeks, so I was scared to get rid of it." That is, it was not normal last time. You don't have to worry about responsibility, I just want to know now, how-how? ”

"There's only one way." Mu Le stretched out his hand and kept touching Alger's soft fur, paused and said, "Brother Xing, you have to go with me to my real yàn room for a check-up, so that I can know what the problem is." Only when you find the problem can you ......"

"Wait!" Gao Zixing rudely interrupted him: "Your real room? Don't sue me, your real room is not on this earth! ”

"On Earth." Mu Le said firmly.

"Whew—that's good......"

"But not on this plane."

"it?!" Gao Zixing suddenly became calm, he jumped up and yelled irritably: "Is this a punishment for Lao Tzu's dislike of traveling through novels!" If you don't like crossing, you have to let me experience crossing, right? And you want me to travel back in time to be a guinea pig! ”

"Well, I didn't say that." Mu Le shrank back with Alger in his arms, and his eyes had to glance at Zong Yang, asking him to control this "crazy woman".

Zong Yang grabbed Gao Zixing's hand, closed his eyes and thought for a while, then opened his slightly tired eyes and stared at Mu Le, and asked, "What will happen if you beat this child again?" ”

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