Chapter 5

Chester kissed Yi Tuan fiercely, he only felt that Yi Tuan's nose was moist, his mouth was very soft, and then there were a lot of fine hairs, and his body was fragrant, which should have just taken a bath.

A soft lump, really cute, after kissing Chester buried his face in it and rubbed, this is really the softest animal he has ever seen, it is very comfortable to rub, those kittens and puppies can't be compared at all, even the pet type machine qì people are not so soft.

After a long while, Chester lifted Yi Tuan up again, and then said expectantly, "Okay, you can become a human now." ”

Yi Tuan: "......" He looked at Chester with tears in his eyes, male god, don't embarrass me, I can't achieve your expectations, you let me go.

My first kiss is gone, even if you are my male god, it's not good to take away my first kiss casually!

I was disappointed to find that Yi Tuan didn't kiss the adult Chester, "It seems that I can't watch brain-dead stories in the future, it's just delaying me." "He was quite disappointed with the fairy tale.

"Forget it, go to sleep." Chester put Yi Tuan on the pillow, "You have hair on your body, do you want to sleep on the pillow or under the covers?" He pinched Yi Tuan's paws, which have no nails and only soft pads, and felt that this touch was very decompressing, and he could pinch more in the future.

Yi Tuan pointed to the quilt with his other paw, he wanted to cover the quilt, the human habit was still retained, lying on the quilt was at ease, he felt that only the quilt could heal his injured little heart who lost his first kiss.

"You're really smart." Chester pinched his paw again, and the soft, elastic touch made him feel good.

He felt that Yi Tuan was really amazing, too smart, he had never seen an animal with such a high IQ, even a trained domestic pet could not be so smart, if he couldn't speak, he would definitely think that this was a pet-type machine, but if it was a machine, Kane would definitely have checked it out early in the morning.

After pinching for a while, Chester was finally willing to let go, Yi Tuan hurriedly spread his little paws and stumbled into the quilt, then turned around and exposed his head outside, very well-behaved, and he also purred twice, saying that he liked the quilt very much.

"I'm honored that you're the only one who's ever been under my bed besides my father." Chester rubbed Yi Tuan's head, this stupid dumpling is really boring, and it feels so good.

Yi Tuan squinted and rubbed Chester's hand with his head, he was grateful in his heart, if it weren't for this person, he would probably have been skinned and eaten, where could he still enjoy happiness in the warm quilt, although the male god does not take medicine, he is also a good male god, and this small flaw will not cover up the greatness of the male god.

Kang Kanglong is really docile and cute, Chester curled the corners of his mouth, forget it, if you can't change into a human, you can't do it, just this docile temperament can heal him and relieve him of stress, the requirements can't be too high, it's better to go to bed early, there are still a lot of reports to sort out tomorrow.

Leaving a dim bedside lamp, one person rubbed against each other and fell asleep, especially Yi Tuan, his fat body was tightly attached to Chester's arm, this person would protect him, and being close to it could make him feel at ease, it was so difficult for him to be self-reliant, just hold this thigh......

Chester was very uncomfortable in the middle of the night, he felt something pressing on him in his upper abdomen, and he was still moving, as if he was still licking him, slightly itchy, what was going on?

He opened his eyes in a daze and lifted the quilt, and then he was dumbfounded, what did he see, the stupid ball he kindly took in was actually taking advantage of him! The chubby body was lying on top of him, the moist and warm mouth was sucking his chest, it didn't hurt, it was just sucking gently, the teeth were very small and blunt, and it wouldn't bite him, the little tongue was still licking, and the two front paws were stepping on the side, which was particularly energetic, but the eyes were closed, and it felt like they were sleeping, and it should be an unconscious behavior to look at.

Chester's whole person is going to be bad, this stupid ball is really daring, how the hell did it climb on top of him, rip off his nightgown, and then slap him! It's really brilliant to give a little sunshine, and dare to climb on his head and be arrogant!

I wanted to reach out and pinch Yi Tuan to wake up, but I stopped halfway through, this ball looked like a happy expression, Chester looked a little unbearable, he didn't know what was wrong with him, he had always killed people without blinking, and now he had boring sympathy.

After thinking about it, Chester picked up the mobile phone at the bedside and started surfing the Internet, he wanted to check the fault with this stupid dumpling, he was not the mother of this stupid dumpling, he had no milk, what was the purpose of sucking so hard.

He searched for Kangkanglong's information for a long time and didn't find out why, could it be that this is the characteristics of white Kangkanglong? No, I can't. But it doesn't look like it's hungry, it's been sucking for so long, it doesn't cry when it doesn't drink any milk, and it doesn't look like it's a child, and the Kang Kanglong in the early stage is very small.

No way, Chester decided to find someone to ask for help, but this kind of thing can't be told to people he knows, he is not honored at all for an emperor to be milked by a pet, so he posted on a famous pet forum, asking friends who understand this area, there is never a shortage of people on the Internet, and he received a lot of replies after posting.

Title: My pet crawls on me in the middle of the night and picks up my clothes and milk, and his paws are still stepping around, what is the problem, is he going to drink milk, or is he grinding his teeth?

LZ: To add, I just raised it today, it's very well-behaved, and it's very docile, not a child, so I don't understand what the problem is, should I feed it some milk and drink?

1st Floor: What kind of animal, what species?

2nd floor: At a glance, LZ rarely has pets, your meow is stepping on milk, not really to drink milk, it's okay, okay, it's enjoying the fun of stepping on milk.

3rd floor: Why did I make up a little yellow manga in my brain, picking up clothes or something in the middle of the night, lz, you describe it very expressively, it's so dirty~

4th floor: LZ must be a soft beautiful girl, otherwise the cat will ignore you, leave a contact information, ask for acquaintance~

5th floor: Show off stickers, the identification is complete, please give me a dozen such pets!

6th floor: LZ is a cat, it's okay, it's not hungry, it's in a good mood and a sense of security will be like this, it doesn't matter, you just step on it, I beg it to step on it, I don't step on it, I envy and hate LZ! Usually prepare something soft for it, soft cushion or something, when it touches it, it will be happy, but don't wake it up and toss it, the meow will be very unhappy and angry.

7th Floor: LZ is here to show off.

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Most of the floors are talking about stepping on milk, and Chester has taught a lot of meow knowledge, Chester has waited for a long time and has not seen anyone say another animal, how are they all meows, and his family is not a meow.

46th Floor: I'm LZ, my family is not a cat, it's Kang Kanglong, does Kang Kanglong also have this habit? I'm full of saliva all over my chest right now.

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50th Floor: ......

51st Floor: LZ is coming to the green, lie, don't make drafts, so many people in front of you are kind enough to give you popular science, you play with people for a long time, Kang Kanglong is an endangered animal, a super-protected species, private breeding is illegal, will be arrested and sentenced, are you not graduating from primary school, I think this is all stupid, bragging and finding a reliable blow.

52F: Hehe, Kang Kanglong, do you think you are a princess or a prince, or Chester himself? Also raise Kang Kanglong, not a member of the royal family can't raise it at all, don't tell me that it's a pet-type machine, a pet-type machine will not be hungry, just charge it, and no company will add a procedure of stepping on milk in the middle of the night to a pet-type machine.

53rd floor: Is it fun to play with people, it has been reported, thank you~

54th floor: The rumors are cool for a while, and the whole family crematorium~

55th floor: lz you are so strong, do you not understand the law or do you do it on purpose, can Kang Kanglong be a pet, if it is a lie, then your vanity is really strong enough, pretending to be forced to pretend that your mother doesn't know it, if it's true, hehe, it's even worse, your mother has to go to prison when she wants to see you, if you really raise it, I hope you take good care of it, don't get injured and disabled, and hand it over when the relevant departments come, otherwise it won't be as simple as going to jail, your mother will burn paper money for you during the New Year's holidays.

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"......" Chester watched the reply of the crowd with bruised foreheads, and they cursed him to die.

He wanted to get angry, but he didn't know who to send it to, he couldn't say that he was Chester himself, if it was something else, he would admit it, but being attacked by a pet and stepping on milk or something, it really hindered his cold and great image, and he couldn't say anything.

In the end, it's the fault of this stupid ball, if you're kind to you, you'll go to heaven, right, you're still in a good mood, there's a sense of security, and you're still enjoying it, so I'm disgusted by so many people, and I've never been insulted like this!

Angrily closed the web page, Chester decided to clean up the group, this stupid thing can't satisfy his wishes to become a human being, and take advantage of him to make trouble for him, wake him up in the middle of the night, really think he's a pet breeder!

Chester went to catch Yi Tuan's little ears, and the touch of the hand was as good as ever, warm, soft, and slippery...... Forget it, touch it twice before you clean it up.

But he didn't touch it a few times before he heard Yi Tuan gurgling, as if he was very satisfied, and his ears even moved slightly.

Chester: "......" It seems that those people on the Internet are really right, this stupid dumpling does like to be touched when he steps on milk, and he is happy to see this, his little mouth is gnawing harder, his tongue is licking, and his strength has become greater, this Kang Kanglong is a bit similar to the habits of cats.

Chester couldn't help but be a little soft-hearted, it is said that stepping on milk is a table that only comes when you are in a happy mood and is proud, this stupid ball likes him very much and trusts him, right?

He has killed a lot of people, he never feels cruel, he thinks that some things have to be relied on, spending time is just a waste of resources, ruling such a big empire, sacrificing a little insignificant person is nothing, cutting grass is to eradicate the roots, the most disgusted is useless sympathy, he usually has very strict requirements for those who serve him, never allowed to make a little mistake, and if he makes a mistake, he will be punished, and the reputation for brutality is well-known, but everyone dare not say it clearly, fortunately, most of the people he kills are foreigners or terrorists, Although he often kills people in his family, he still comes to the serious people most of the time according to the law, so although everyone is afraid of him, they will not want to change the emperor, after all, there is such a personal rule that is not afraid of being invaded by foreign people, and it is very reassuring.

He has always been interested in the supremacy of no sympathy, he is soft-hearted to a pet who can't make any contributions, Chester pinched Yi Tuan's ears, "Forget it, I'll let you go today, don't take it as an example, next time I'll pick your skin to make gloves!" Looking at his wet chest, Chester felt a little bitter.

Yi Tuan naturally didn't hear it, it was satisfied to enjoy the touch of Chester's fingers, and then continued to step on the milk unconsciously, the little mouth sucked very hard, that is called a forgetfulness, the dragon is like this, what more can the husband ask for......

Yi Tuan woke up in a daze in the morning, it stretched out with its eyes closed, shook its short legs, stretched its short claws, and grunted twice in its mouth, and then came out of the quilt, sleeping really comfortably, the quilt was so soft and fragrant, he also had a sweet dream last night, dreaming that a room of food was waiting for him, he ate happily, and he is still reminiscent.

I've been sick before, my health is very bad, I don't sleep very comfortably every night, and sometimes I have nightmares, this is the most comfortable sleep he has slept in recent years, Yi Tuan even began to feel that it's not bad to be a pet, as long as you find a good owner, it's still quite happy.

Hey, there's no way, now I've become an animal, so I can only comfort myself.

Yi Tuan slipped out of the quilt and looked at himself, and found that the male god Sisi was no longer there, and he was left with a dragon in the room.

Yes, he gave Chester a nickname, called Sisi, he liked it very much, but he couldn't speak, he thought Chester would be very happy to know this nickname, how kind, he was so talented!

Anyway, I'm a little hungry, but the male god is not there, and he won't open the door, what should I do? Yi Tuan smashed it, smashed it, his mouth was a little anxious, no matter how much he ate in his dream, he didn't care if he was full, he had to come to something, the two girls fed him yesterday, just forget it, a basket of vegetable leaves, all raw, if he wasn't so hungry that he fainted, he wouldn't eat it!

At this time, Chester was having breakfast, reading the report while eating, and was about to return to Polya, and he had to sort out and summarize it before he went back, otherwise he would definitely be disciplined again.

These reports are his observation reports from the last month's patrol to various places, and he can't always listen to local reports made by others, and sometimes he can only see more real things by himself, although he thinks that this kind of formal thing is useless, but everyone attaches great importance to it, especially his father, he has to deal with it, but unfortunately Kane refuses to help him, hey......

"Your Majesty, your eyes ......" Kane had already finished eating, he sat on the side to assist Chester with his work, he had been very concerned about Chester's eyes since just now, and he didn't speak until now.

"What's wrong with my eyes, is there something wrong with my eyes?" Chester raised his eyebrows grimly.

"No, I'm just worried about your body." Kane is serious.

"I'm in good shape, my eyes are fine, don't worry." Chester continued to eat and read the report.

Kane: "......" What a yarn, you have bloodshot eyes, and the dark circles under your eyes are so strict, you just didn't sleep well, or you didn't sleep at all, and I don't know what you did last night, I'm too lazy to expose you.

"Oh yes, that stupid dumpling doesn't know when he's going to wake up, you have someone to go and see it, and when he wakes up, feed him something to eat, and make him a nest or something." Speaking of his own eyes, Chester naturally remembered Yi Tuan, who was the culprit of his panda eyes, and he would never let that stupid ball go to bed in the future, which was very presumptuous, which simply affected his majesty.

"Don't worry, I asked people to prepare it yesterday, but it's always in your room, so it's not useful." Kane's work is very meticulous, "I'll let people do it." ”

"By the way, is it still well-behaved?" Kane added at the end, he was a little curious, this was Chester's first time having a pet, and he always felt that this man would tear Kang Kanglong by hand, would he really take care of it?

"So-so, it still needs to be adjusted. It's taught, but it's still within my control. Chester looked calm.

Kane: "...... it's just a pet, what do you have to control, problem?"

The harmonious breakfast continued, but within a few minutes the maid rushed over and reported: "Your Majesty, that Kang Kanglong is on a hunger strike and refuses to eat!" ”

Chester frowned, this is really gentian, last night he was a powerful man, and today he started to have trouble again xΓΉ don't eat, is he going to become an immortal?