After a full meal, except for the few Autobots who pulled the oil cylinder, everyone else sat leisurely in the living room watching TV, and today it was Thor's turn and Tony to be driven to wash the dishes, in this regard, Princess Asgard, who has always been very confident and proud of their abilities, and the genius Iron Man walked into the kitchen with high spirits, and then the kitchen continued to hear the sound of porcelain cracking and surprise, and Iron Man was shocked by the broken thought of not having a dishwasher.

Hearing the sound of shattering one after another, the new head chef, who had faintly regarded the kitchen as his territory during this time, couldn't bear it, and ran to the kitchen to help with a gloomy face and murderous face, and Steve hurriedly followed. He reached out and took the dishes that Thor and Tony had washed that were rare and not broken, and saw that Thor's washed dishes were still sticky and greasy, and Tony wasted half a bottle of dish soap when he washed a plate, and he ran away halfway through and dismantled a particularly expensive computer to make a simple dishwasher, and this person was still complacent.

Bar Haw looked at the scattered computer parts, and the dishwasher, wiped his hands with his apron, and said, "This is public property." ”

"So what?" Tony was unmoved.

"You're a socialist wool." The face is deep.

"...... "What the hell?"

When the two of them were blasted out to take over the dishwashing work with Steve, Master Bruce Wayne tidied up his appearance and walked out of the bathroom. Bruce was startled, and was about to say that this behavior was not suitable for minors, when he saw Eva swallow the cigarette and chew it into his stomach, and then he noticed that the girl was eating candy in the shape of cigarettes.

Plant/flower/home products,It seems that the style of painting is very strange...... Young Master Wayne thought of the unpalatable beer-flavored drink Beer Catech, and said, "This is the same brand as the drink you sent before?" ”

"Drinks? Oh no, it's a different kind of thing. Aihua naturally pronounced the nickname of the drink's flower/home.

"......" for some reason, it is clear that she pronounces it with the same pronunciation as herself, but it gives Bruce a seemingly weird illusion, just like when Eva calls Megatron's name, even if the pronunciation is similar, it makes people faintly feel that something is wrong. Young Master Wayne, who missed the original Autobot Science Megatron Flower Homonym, obviously didn't know that every Megatron shouted out of Aihua's mouth was actually buying a bed. Not wanting to waste time on this unconscious topic, knowing that Aihua would not eat candy at the door of the toilet for no reason, this was obviously waiting for him, Bruce directly skipped the previous topic and said, "Looking for me?" ”

"Hmm." Aihua nodded, and then said, "Jarvis, seal this area for the time being, and isolate the sounds. ”

"Okay, respected socialist successor, Comrade Sun, the Communist Party, the Communist Party, the Communist In addition, Comrade Bar, a reserve non-commissioned officer and leader of the cooking squad, has already put the capitalist stinky old nine Tony Stark (before the destruction of public property, it was knowledge... Middle-aged) and the indemnity for the socialist wool that the landlord lamb Thor has sent to your account," Jarvis's elegant voice came, and the suffix was set by Aihua himself, which was originally very ordinary and normal Mr. Miss Old Master and Young Master.

"......" said that Commissar Wayne did not comment.

After confirming the secrecy, Aihua stood up sternly and said, "You should have heard Tony's words before, right?" And not this time, he has also talked about this topic before, but the obvious reaction has become more and more depressed every time, but each time it only reveals the tip of the iceberg of the burden in his heart. But even this corner is completely different from Steve's concept, and I think it's very likely to be a hidden danger. ”

Bruce, who has the information of the entire base, naturally knows and is also aware of this hidden danger, but he didn't expect Aihua to notice, but he can understand that compared with others, this girl has no righteousness in her heart, and she cares more about her friend than world peace, and her understanding of Tony is limited to ordinary contact, not to see his chaotic genius aura in addition to himself at the beginning, just as an ordinary, When a flesh-and-blood human looks at Tony Stark, it's easy to see that something is wrong with him. Bruce bowed his head and said, "I know, it's true, as long as you seize the opportunity, you can quickly break up the Avengers." ”

Aihua has a keen sense, but she doesn't have the wisdom in this area, and she doesn't feel embarrassed, but says directly with trust: "What am I going to do?"

Bruce didn't answer, just stared at her silently for a while, and then slowly spoke: "Every superhero has his own beliefs and a bottom line that cannot be compromised, and these touches will lose their calm fangs, and it is difficult for everyone to calm down and discuss, both sides will only act self-righteously according to their own habits, and finally escalate the contradictions, and the form is extreme." If you want them to think quietly and solve it in a smooth way, you have to pull out their sharp fangs first. "And it's not that time yet. After speaking, he found that Aihua's eyes on the other side were a little straight, he thought about it, could it be that the question he said was too complicated? Bruce asked, "Do you understand?" ”

"Hmm......" Aihua bit his index finger and muttered for a long time, "Oh... Bucktooth... I see, Bruce, you mean, in order for them to communicate peacefully and calmly, you have to pull out their fangs first! In this way, I understand, if they fight in the future, I will strike first, beat the two of them until they lose their temper, and then tie them up in a room, when the two of them have finished communicating and when they will be released! Aihua showed a look on his face that you were too smart, and this method was so simple and rough that it was so easy.

“… No, I'm not saying they owe a beating. Seeing that she was completely trying to deviate, Bruce hurriedly tried to correct the whole mistake, but at this moment, his mobile phone suddenly rang, and the caller ID indicated his father's name. Seeing this, Master Wayne made a quiet gesture towards Aihua, and the latter understood that he was a little farther away, and when he saw her avoid, Bruce answered the phone. (Again, in this main Marvel world, Bruce's parents are not dead, and he did not become Batman.) In addition, Gotham is a country of etiquette with pleasant scenery, simple folk customs, and a very low crime rate. ）

The general content of the call was that Mr. and Mrs. Wayne were going to Moscow for their wedding anniversary, and then they would hand over the company's affairs to their son, and the return date was unknown. And Bruce has long been accustomed to the sweetness that his parents have never changed, his expression has not changed, and he calmly responded: "I know, father." Master Wayne on the other side did not answer, was silent for a long time, and did not hang up the phone for a long time. Bruce waited five minutes before asking, "Father?" ”

"Bruce, don't you have anything else to say?" Lord Wayne asked.

"It doesn't seem that there is anything to explain, and I can handle the company's affairs." Bruce put one hand in his trouser pocket and said calmly and confidently.

"......" There was silence on Lord Wayne's side again, and then there was a faint sigh of a woman and a comforting voice from a man. Then, Mrs. Wayne's voice came through the phone, with tears in her voice, and her tone was overwhelmingly disappointed and sad, as if Bruce had done something that hurt the heavens and the conscience, and said, "Daddy and Mommy are going to be away for so long, baby, don't you say anything else?" Mom is really sad, you weren't like this when you were a child, although you are also a little older than other children, but every time your parents go on a business trip, you will grab your mother's clothes and be reluctant, and you are only willing to fall asleep at night between your parents and your parents, so that your father has a lot of opinions. But before you know it, the baby has completely changed, how can this be, it must be that we usually don't care enough for you......"

"......" Bruce listened calmly, and the Super Saiyan, who had a very sensitive ear, said meaningfully.

"Baby, are you still there, why don't you speak!" As soon as Mrs. Wayne finished speaking in frustration, Master Wayne on the other side rebuked sharply: "What about your politeness, is this the attitude you should have towards your mother!" Squeak! ”

"Go on, I'm listening." Bruce remained unchanged.

Mrs. Wayne sighed heavily, and said, "Bruce baby, you should be more cheerful, learn from Tony of the Stark family, that child has been liked since he was a child, and he is lively and cheerful, naughty and cute, and his mouth is sweet and sweet." ”

"......" Stark's mouth is sweet, hehe.

And Mrs. Wayne continued to chatter: "You haven't taken the initiative to praise your mother, and you usually don't want to go to parties with your mother, and you don't say you love your mother when you grow up." If you look at Tony of the Stark family, he said that his mother is still young and beautiful, and he also gave him a new dress, he is really a good boy who is considerate and sensible, and he speaks with humor. ”

The "......" must have been delivered by Stark's universal assistant Pepper.

Mrs. Wayne said unilaterally for a long time, but she didn't get a few words of response from Bruce, and Master Wayne took the phone from Mrs. and taught his son bitterly: "My dear is right, your child is really getting more and more cute!" Look at Tony of the Stark family, he took over the entire company at a young age, and Stark Enterprise is constantly getting bigger and stronger, look at you, you don't take the initiative to take over Dad's company, so that Mom and Dad, who have worked hard for half their lives, can relax! Look at Tony of Stark's family, the last time we met, we also recommended the attractions we could go to, you look at the special stickers and can do it! ”

Obviously, I am on my honeymoon for ten months a year, and I am the one who manages the company...... In the middle of his father's conversation, Bruce hurriedly said goodbye and hung up.

Seeing that he finished calling, Aihua continued to ask, "What did you mean just now, I didn't understand it correctly?" ”

Bruce opened his mouth, hesitated for another second, and a shallow arc appeared on the corner of his mouth, and said, "No, you understand it right, just do it." ”