Chapter 49 Misfortune is not a one-way street

In the morning, Daniel made breakfast as usual and called Lux up to wash up.

As for Tony, at four or five o'clock, he woke up in a daze, drank some water and fell asleep deeply.

Before running to breakfast, the observant Lux child ran over on his short legs and asked curiously, "Daniel, why did you lock your bedroom door?" ”

"I've got a monster hidden in there." Daniel replied casually.

Lukes looked extremely helpless.

He said childishly and precociously: "Daniel, if you don't want me to know, you can sue me directly, there is no need to lie." ”

"Oh, okay." Daniel replied, "I don't want to sue you, Lukes. ”

Lux's child was immediately not very happy.

He refused to talk to Daniel anymore, and seriously ate the corn kernels with his fork, while the TV next to him was broadcasting the morning news.

Although he is a little angry, this kid is very serious about everything, and having breakfast is like doing national affairs.

Daniel couldn't help but snicker, thinking that the occasional angry child was also cute.

However, he thought about it and felt that it was better for him to report to the child first about falling in love.

So, he smiled and said, "Lukes, how about I find you a mother?" ”

Lux's fork slipped on the white porcelain plate.

He raised his head, he couldn't care about being angry, and he had a frightened expression on his face: "You're getting married?" ”

"Not so fast!" Daniel was stunned for a second.

But the word 'marriage' once again poked at the very secret wish in his heart...... Getting married, having children (now the children are in advance), a happy family life for a family of three.

So, he put his chin on his hand and said with a happy expression, "But it would be best if we could really get married!" With a family of three, our family is complete. ”

Lux wasn't as optimistic as he was.

He paused again, pondering with his little head and asked, "Will the new mother abuse me?" ”

"How is that possible?" Daniel was taken aback: "Baby, what do you want?" How could I possibly find you a mom who would abuse you! ”

"Will you and her have another child?"

"I'm going to give you another sister." Daniel wandered and thought, "How nice a pretty little girl is." However, it is estimated that he does not have this function. ”

"Him?"

"Oh yes, it's him, my boss." Daniel said quite naturally.

Lux felt that the amount of information was a bit too much, and even if he was smart, he was dizzy at this time.

Obviously, Daniel, who has never raised a son, directly ignores the psychological tolerance of his new son.

He is happy, but he doesn't realize this yet, he just feels that he shouldn't ignore the child's feelings and thoughts, and should be honest with each other.

But little Lux has been completely stunned by the unreliability of his adopter.

He opened his mouth, completely unclear of his thoughts and didn't know what to say.

At this time, a news item on TV suddenly attracted the attention of the two fathers and sons.

‘…… Iron Man fell from a high altitude on Times Square, and the huge impact caused ...... Cracks in the floor, collapse of the building...... He was lying there motionless, look at the picture...... Was it seriously injured? Did you meet a strong enemy? Or is Tony Stark himself suffering from a hidden illness? We'll continue to follow up on this matter, so stay tuned for further coverage. ’

CNN reporters are on the air for you. ’

"Iron Man has fallen." Little Lux looked at the TV anxiously: "Daniel, what's wrong with Iron Man?" ”

He ...... Drunk. Daniel replied honestly.

"Daniel, you're lying again." Little Lux said unhappily: "Iron Man doesn't get drunk, he's a superhero." ”

"Don't idolize Iron Man, baby." "He may have saved the world, he saved the people, but you never know how bad his own private life was," Daniel said. I still think that for so many years, only the captain has been the same on the outside, and he can be a role model for teenagers. ”

"You're always selling me Captain America."

Little Lux pointed this out keenly: "But, I just like Iron Man, I like pink the most, and I like the golden red one too." ”

"Okay, whatever you want." Daniel replied helplessly.

He stood up, picked up the small backpack with double straps, smiled and said, "Let's go back to the issue of idols, now, it's time for you to go to school." ”

The father and son ignored the previous topic together, happily holding hands and preparing to go out together.

'Bang! A gunshot rang out, and both father and son were startled.

"Daniel, the monster in your bedroom has escaped!" Lux hugged the adopter's thigh in panic, "It's going to shoot." ”

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid." Daniel hurriedly took the frightened child into his arms.

Tony Stark staggered down from the upstairs with an abstract watercolor on his face: "Next time you want to lock me up, please change the cage." With such an ordinary lock, I can solve it with a beam of energy...... Wait, Daniel, what's that thing in your arms? ”

"Shut up, Tony! You're scaring my son! ”

Daniel's blue eyes widened, and he shouted angrily: "You are a guest at someone else's house, and you broke the lock of someone else's house, are you polite?" ”

"Whoever told you to lock me in the house, I hate people restricting my freedom the most."

Tony argued, "What son? When did you have a son? When did you have a son behind my back? ”

"I locked you in the house because I didn't want you to come out for the time being. Shouldn't normal people wait and see what is going on? ”

"I'm sorry, I'm not a normal person." Tony replied with a straight face: "I'm a genius." ”

"Daniel, who is he?" Lux wasn't scared anymore at this point.

However, the abstract watercolor painting of the 'monster' that came down from the upper floor made it impossible for him to see what the other party looked like.

"My boss." Daniel replied hastily.

"The one you said earlier could be my new mother's person?" Lux was surprised, "So, you guys are ......"

He paused and used a new word that he had just learned: "Cohabitation before marriage?" ”

"What is that? Are you using the computer behind my back? ”

Daniel exclaimed, "Lukes, you are not allowed to wander around the Internet, there are so many things that you should accept at your age." ”

"I've grown up." Lux shouted unconvinced.

"Obviously not big enough." Daniel said, "I can lift you up with one hand." ”

"FUCK, explain clearly, what the hell is TMD for new mothers?" Tony started shouting too.

"Don't swear in front of my son." Daniel shouted back fiercely.

"You can pick me up, it's because you have a lot of strength, and it has nothing to do with growing up!" Lukes continued to argue, really quick-witted.

"Daniel, you explain to me clearly, what mother, what premarital cohabitation, what son! What the hell is going on with this TM? ”

Tony was already roaring.

"No swearing!" Daniel continued to shout back.

"Daniel, I've grown up......"

"Daniel, you TM make it clear......"

'MD's head really hurts,' Daniel silently wanted to faint.

I didn't want them to meet in advance, but now it's okay, it's really messy.

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Daniel's house is in chaos, and the captain in the Avengers Mansion is in the same state of chaos.

Early in the morning, as the leader of the Avengers, Captain America had to receive the government.

Originally, Daniel was always in charge of this matter, but Daniel was still busy with the 'world war' at home and couldn't take care of it for the time being, so he had to come forward as the nominal leader.

However, Steve's expression was a little confused when he saw the government visitor.

He once thought that one day in the future, the Avengers would be approached by someone from the Department of Defense, the Security Council, or the FBA or CIA, and even thought of some simple ways to deal with it.

But he never expected that he would meet the director of NHTSA today.

NHTSA, short for National Highway Safety Administration.

Well, if you don't understand it yet.

Let's put it simply: it's the U.S. Department of Transportation, and this commissioner, in a narrow sense, is the head of all traffic cops.

"I'm sorry to bother you so early, Captain."

Mr. Transporter said politely, "However, last night I received a complaint from Hammer's military boss, Justin Hammer, about Tony Stark's 'DUI' issue. ”

"What's that?" Steve's expression was blank.

Forgive this veteran who only woke up from World War II, he obviously didn't pay attention to the traffic rules of the new era, and he didn't need to know what DUI was because he rarely drank alcohol.

"DUI (drivingundertheinfluence), simply put, is 'drunk driving'."

Mr. Governor of the Transportation Bureau patiently explained to him.

"So, Tony drove out last night?" Steve reacted fairly quickly and said that he didn't quite realize what was going on at this point.

"It's worse than that." Mr. Director said heavily: "He was drunk, drove his mecha into the sky, and then, fell on Times Square, fortunately, he didn't hit anyone." ”

Steve's eyes widened subconsciously, but he didn't know what to say.

For this kind of problem...... He desperately wanted Daniel to be around.

"So, what do you mean?"

He is not good at this kind of concise detour, and asks straight to the point.

"I have to admit that Tony Stark's technique is not bad, he can defeat Justin Hammer's dreadnought mech when he is drunk, and he still flies in an S-shaped path in the sky."

The director calmly explained the general situation, praising and disparaging it.

He added, in a somewhat sarcastic tone, "But he did so only if there were no other flying objects in the sky." Even though he didn't cause any casualties, 'drunk driving a mech' wasn't a decent thing to do. What's more, according to the traffic laws of the United States, DUI is a criminal offense, a felony! If it weren't for the fact that we couldn't catch him, he would have been in the detention center by now. ”

Then, Mr. Chief put the court's summons on the table: "If, Mr. Stark comes back." ”

He said solemnly: "Please help me transfer this to him, he needs to find a lawyer, of course, Stark has money, there is no shortage of lawyers." By the way, he needs to personally visit the traffic department and submit a record of his recent flight mech. ”

Steve:......