Before he was busy appeasing the fans and dealing with the media, Leander forgot to thank his friends for their help, he had a chicken leg in his mouth, took out his mobile phone and swiped the screen, and noticed that there were a few unread text messages.

[ok]

[I've just finished training and I don't know exactly what the game was like, but your words are very simple and sincere, and the fans will definitely get the message out...... Do not worry. ]

[I just chased the press conference with my mobile phone, and ^_^ I said it very well, Chris and I are ready to watch the game, I don't know how Andel played today, handsome or not!] ]

Because there were too many things after the game, the memory of that game was left behind, and the male god suddenly mentioned Leander before he thought that there was an embarrassing moment in the first half that he couldn't forget as long as he watched it.

[What's so good about the game, don't watch it, male god, let's chat, ≧ ≦]

The other side quickly replied: [What are you talking about?] ]

Couldn't you see that this was just an excuse, Leander scratched the stupid hair on the top of his head, and held back for a long time before he replied wittily: [I haven't seen your kid, please take a photo xd]

[Figure] [Figure] [Figure]

Ronaldo took a triple shot with his stupid son in his arms, and after checking the handsomeness of the photo a little, he sent it to Leander.

[ohdear！！！ ]

The male god in Madrid thought that the brainless fan would boast about himself angrily, but he was disappointed, and the speed of the message reply was extremely fast, and when he opened it, he added three exclamation marks to the two words, and the translation was a little more rustic - my mother!

Ronaldo raised his eyebrows, lost a question mark and was about to send it out, but another one shook over there.

[Male god qaq, male god, is your daughter-in-law actually the briquettes next door?] You guys are having fun with each other every day!! ]

Ronaldo has also seen the world, Rao is so, he is still shocked, there is no way to express his surging mood through the text message, Ronaldo closed the information window and dialed the phone directly. Hearing a familiar voice from over there, he asked helplessly, "Where do you want to go again?" Me and ...... Messi? ”

"Isn't it?"

"Of course not! What are you thinking about?! ”

"I didn't think nonsense, who made your little kiwi so black! Black and fat! ”

Wait, it's black and fat, what the hell is a kiwi?

"That's the nickname I gave to my little baby, you see he has a plush top on his head, and he stands tall with a label to see if it's not a kiwi?"

Ronaldo didn't even realize it and said what was in his heart, and he got an answer from Leander, after clarifying the origin of the kiwi, he really put his son on the sofa and took two steps back to take a look...... Ignore the other parts and just look at the top of the head, it really looks like a lying kiwi, well, let's not mention this: "What does kiwi have to do with Messi?" ”

“…… Is Kiwi and Messi related? ”

"Didn't you say that?"

"Oh no, male god, you misunderstood! I mean, the little kiwi is so fat and so black, isn't it a copy of the briquette? ”

Don't complain about being fat or something, who do you say can be fatter than that idiot at Manchester United? The key skin color, Messi is obviously very white! Just looking at that skin, it's as white as a! He's not black!

It can only be said that the male god, you still haven't kept up with the rhythm of Andre, for this kind of boy who thinks out of his mind, you will lose if you are serious! In his world, Messi is equal to briquettes, and briquettes are a spicy Shanxi specialty......

It had been a few minutes since Ronaldo figured out what Leander meant, he first showed an embarrassed expression, then pinched his stupid son's double chin and looked left and right several times, and finally couldn't hold back his laughter.

That night, Ronaldo updated a message that scared the fans to cry.

Aldo: Andel worked really hard to get me to ignore his brilliant assist, how hard you can see it by looking at the screenshot [picture] [picture] [picture]

……

……

That's a lot of information! President, do you play Yelena like this, does he know?

Your wife is Messi?

Your son's name is Little Kiwi?

"Mom asked me why I was kneeling and scrolling Facebook! Because I believe in love again!! ”

"This is the legendary love and killing? Ahh ”

"Do you want to play so big? Don't you just want to make headlines? Let you! We let you! ”

"I still don't understand what being black and fat has to do with us Sissy! Let's explain it clearly! ”

“…… First of all, you have to know that Andel is of mixed Chinese and British descent, secondly, you have to know the nickname of Chinese fans for Messi, and finally you have to know that this nickname has a prototype in China, which corresponds to something with high economic value, and this thing happens to be black and fat, so explain it upstairs, do you understand? ”

"I don't know if I understand it upstairs, anyway, I understand, hahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha! Don't thank me, call me a live Lei Feng! ”

"Hahahaha!"

……

Messi himself didn't notice that he was going to be escorted to the headlines, he just finished the game against Sporting Gijón, although he had worked hard, but for various reasons only got a draw, the morale of the whole team was a little low, they cheered up and responded to the support of the fans, got on the bus and prepared to go back, not long after the car drove out, there were traitors digging the wall in the revolutionary camp! Pique held his phone and smiled directly on the back of the front seat.

At first, he was still putting up with it!

Laughing out loud when he found out that he was exposed, he handed the phone to Iniesta, who came forward, and Iniesta read it and passed it to Xavi......

Hahahahaha!

Hahahahaha

That's how the whole Barcelona team became!

The most classic is the whitewashing of Leander himself, who, in order to prove that he is not talking nonsense, explained the whole incident with a mobile phone puzzle. First of all, the photo of Mini Luo, because it hasn't grown yet, it is indeed chubby in size, and as for the black, many media have complained about it. There are some screenshots from the Chinese forum below Mini Luo, which is a screenshot of the fan calling Messi a briquette, then the encyclopedia of [briquette], Chinese and English explanation, and finally a black lump......

You think that's all there is to it?

In order to let fans better understand the nickname of Little Kiwifruit, he picked out the one in the triple shot of Mini Luo bowing his head and playing with his fingers, found a product label from the Internet, and pressed it on the top of his head through the guòps tool......

You have to combine the news of Ronaldo and Leander, and after the combination, everyone from football celebrities to ordinary fans laughed crazy.

"No wonder the president is reluctant to release the information of Mini Luo's biological mother, the truth is like this!"

"As long as I think of Mini Luo having such a great mother, I feel that the future of Portuguese football is bright!"

"What nonsense! Since we are Sisi's sons, of course we have to become Argentine citizens! ”

"Hahahaha, there is no result for such a noisy fruit, it is better to wait for the little kiwi to grow up and choose it yourself!"

"Don't mention the kiwi, I just took one out of the refrigerator, and it's not like I don't eat it now! qaq”

……

Leander himself didn't laugh at all, he didn't think there was anything wrong with his analysis! The logical thinking is very thorough, and there is no problem at all! Compared to this, the male god is excessive, he obviously saw through his intention to change the topic, and even pretended not to know to ruthlessly expose it in front of fans all over the world!

Male god, how can I love it if you hold it like this?!

Brain-dead fans of love and justice_ld11: sleepy, good night, good night, good night...... o Come on tomorrow game, all fans, don't forget our Valentine's Day promise.

The culprit fell asleep with the quilt in his arms, and Messi himself finally followed suit with the unremitting efforts of his teammates.

SSI: Give my son back...... o

Aldo: It's my son!!

"This is the official forcing the fandom to death! President, you come out! President, how can you continue to write about the prostitution/article that I have been serialized in the middle of it? What about the good and cardboard brother for the rest of his life? Ahhh ”

"Brother Ka Paper or something, forget about it for the time being, Xixi's sons have been born, you can't deny his status as the main palace!"

"Official praise.,Homo dies and dies.,Wave a knife to cut this book, and you can open a new one tomorrow!"

Barcelona is also fighting, they want to make the fans forget the draw, the first team has shared the news, first congratulations to Messi on becoming a father, and then let Ronaldo return the little kiwi! Don't look at who conceived in October, if you want to monopolize it, you have to ask us uncles if we agree!

Mini Luo didn't know that he was cheated out of Xiang, after today, he not only had a strange identity of "real mother", but also had a nickname given by his stepmother.

Little kiwi or something, not domineering at all!

At 9 o'clock in the evening on February 13, Real Madrid challenged Espanyol away, and they finally won the game, but the process was not easy at all, the biggest shadow was that Cassie was dyed red in 90 seconds, and he was directly punished with a red card for putting down Callejon outside the penalty area and was sent off on the spot! Any position can be empty, not in front of goal, Mourinho had to replace Di Maria with a substitute goalkeeper, and Real Madrid were forced into a rhythm of 10 to 11.

I don't know if it's because of the heart or what, the rhythm of this game is very similar to that of Blackburn, and Real Madrid's position is more like Newcastle.

This extraordinary opening determined the popularity of the process, after which the two sides fouled each other, the action was not small, and the referee increased the penalty scale and failed to control the scene, and in the 40th minute of the first half, Ronaldo was put down. In fact, he had stepped on the penalty line, but his body did not fully enter, and it was the home field of the Spaniards, so the referee only gave a free kick. It was Espanyol's No. 5 Amat who brought down Ronaldo, and after that, he made many small moves against Ronaldo, but he didn't achieve much success, but he the Real Madrid players. The pressure of ten to eleven was already high, and seeing that the game was going in the direction of the whole martial arts, at the critical moment, Amat fell.

He went down with his leg in his arms and there were no Real Madrid players around him.

This picture is so beautiful that the home fans can't stand it, and the guest commentator was stunned for a while before he reacted, saying that it might be cramps...... Amat went to the sidelines to receive a massage from the team doctor, and he was ruthlessly replaced.

After Amat came off the pitch, Ronaldo was much more comfortable, and a few minutes later he seized the opportunity to receive a pass from Mesut Ozil and pass it to Marcelo, and it was Marcelo's shot that helped Real Madrid win the game, and the final result was a narrow victory.

It was already past 11 o'clock local time after the end of the game, and after this press conference, Burberry's Valentine's Day merchandise was released along with a special promotional video.