55. Meow meow

Chen Gong was depressed. From Hangzhou to the capital, I originally thought that life would be much more chic without my father by my side. I never thought that the days in the capital would be even darker than in Hangzhou.

In Hangzhou, the gentleman invited by the family only took half a day of class and stared at Chen Qian. The gentleman in Hangzhou only has two students and can't take care of him, and more than a dozen students in the capital Yefu must be even more unavailable, right? How do you know that the students in Yefu are more conscious than the other, they don't study seriously, and they resolutely don't violate classroom discipline, they would rather be in a daze than make small movements, and Mr. Kang stared at him in countless free time, which was really miserable. The daily class was like a punishment, like countless small steel nails on the stool, and he wanted to escape all the time.

Mr. Kang is more miserable than Chen Gong, and many years ago when he was teaching and eating in his hometown, he met many bear children. But after he was admitted to the Jinshi, he never suffered again. Before he was dismissed, he was made by his teacher to be a gentleman in his own house, and he repaid him with considerable respect. No matter what the three masters thought in their hearts, what they showed in their actions was infinite respect for him. It is precisely because of this that he has an unshakable majesty in the hearts of the children of Yefu.

With majesty, many things go smoothly. He teaches a dozen students by himself, but he doesn't feel very tired. The students are well-behaved, not to mention a dozen, dozens are not a problem. Seeing that he can still code a word from time to time and publish a food article, you can know how carefree the days are. But since Chen Gong arrived, he has never been born! I only felt that facing Chen Gong alone was more tiring than facing the students of the entire school.

If you want to manage discipline, you have to extend the teaching time, which is nothing, the point is that Chen Gong's foundation is estimated to be only slightly better than the newborn Xiaoba. As a teacher with excellent character and very responsible, it can be said that it is a heartbreaking key tutoring, and it consumes countless energy and energy, and it has no effect. After only three days of class, the master and apprentice had already looked at each other incorrectly, and both of them were suffering unspeakable torture.

In addition to Mr. Kang, Chen Gong also has a big enemy, that is, Ye Tingfang, who fought with him on the first day of school. Since ancient times, other people's children have been the number one enemy, and the enemy still lives next door, and he also has all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor. In terms of cultural achievements, she is second only to Chen Qian, who is seven years older than her; In terms of artistic accomplishment, more than a dozen children in Yefu are unbeatable; In terms of the level of fighting, others don't know, Chen Gong knows how much he lost that day; If you have to talk about weakness, she is picky and her embroidery skills are not good, and she dares to say "you can do it". Chen Gong only felt that he was facing an iron hedgehog, and he didn't know how to say it at all. felt that he had all kinds of troubles since he came to the capital, and it was all Tingfang's fault.

Under the attack of the two sides, Chen Gong only felt that the three days of study in Ye Mansion were more tiring than the past three years. Sitting in class listening to Mr. Kang's book of heaven, I don't know what night it is, I just feel that the road ahead is long, as if there is no end in sight.

It's easy to get out of school, raise your heavy arms, get ready for a delicious lunch, and slip away before people are noticing. Suddenly, I heard Ting Fang say: "Sir, I read a book last night, and there is an unclear sentence, please ask Mr. to solve your doubts." ”

Chen Gong's eyes were dark, and he couldn't wait for God to come to Dao Lei and directly split the goods. However, Chen Qian and the others all listened attentively, wondering what Ting Fang was asking, and they all stood still, and Chen Gong, who was making trouble, could only mix in the crowd and pretend to be dead.

I only heard Tingfang ask: "The Tao will be with you, and your life will be also; The road will fly and live. What is the fate of the uncle! Since it is all fate, why did Confucius travel around the world to lobby? Why did he answer 'what is a dweller' when he asked him 'what is a dweller'? "It's not that Tingfang has to raise the bar with Mr. Kang, she comes from the next generation, and naturally knows that she has to spit out the second child's groove, and she may not be able to vomit it in three days and three nights. It's just that you say that the ideal of politics is fate, and you jump up and down, and if you don't understand how Confucianism is round, it's easy to answer the wrong exam questions! She doesn't have to play, but after being a top student for so many years, she can't afford to lose that person.

"Zi said: 'I don't know my husband!' ......'Don't complain about the sky, don't worry about people, go to school and go up, and those who know me are heavenly?' Mr. Kang said, "Didn't you learn yesterday?" It is precisely because you have difficulty understanding the hearts of saints that you have this doubt. ”

Nima!? That's okay!? Ting Fang, who got the answer, had a bloody face, and Confucianism really brushed out a new realm of shamelessness. There is such a sentence, and you can say arrogantly if you contradict each other: It's not that I'm contradictory, it's that you're stupid, so you can't understand it. With such a terrible face, Ting Fang also felt ashamed. I had to say, "I see." This is 'He who knows me is worried, and he who does not know me says what I want'. ”

Mr. Kang nodded and smiled: "Yes." ”

Tingfang: I'm bah! Don't you just ask for one person to be below and above ten thousand! It's best to hold that person in the palm of your hand, and he will hit wherever you point. not only controlled the country, but also gained the wisdom of loyalty and patriotism. It's simply the official annotation of being a bitch and setting up an archway. I thought I hadn't seen moral kidnapping, sister? Taking a deep breath, a smile appeared on Ting Fang's face. Well, I suddenly feel that my cultivation has reached a higher level!

Chen Gong's patience was almost exhausted, and the servants who delivered the food had already arrived in the classroom, and the rich smell of fresh fragrance filled the box, stirring Chen Gong's originally chaotic heart almost wandering and bursting. After Ting Fang finished asking, he was about to start the meal, but Ting Pei stopped Mr. Kang again. Chen Gong's gritted teeth creaked, you all waited for me!

Mr. Kang naturally knows everything, and his words are endless. After a while, Chen Qian joined the discussion, and then Ting Fang also said a few words. As soon as you say a word, the four of them opened a cultural salon. Although the rest of the people are also a little foggy, but in the realm of Ye Mansion, it is not wrong to pretend to be fascinated by it. None of them said they were hungry and wanted to eat. The more Chen Gong waited, the more anxious he became, in fact, he was not hungry and annoyed, he was simply tired of studying.

After the four of them finished discussing, noon was over. Mr. Kang was happy to talk today, so he stayed and ate together. The four guys were still eating and talking. In all fairness, Ting Fang didn't speak much, because she couldn't help but ridicule when she said too much. Why bother, she is learning from Confucianism, Shenma is ruthless and thick-skinned, and she doesn't have to be a madman in public. You can go home and play slowly against the white wall. But the matter started because of her, and Chen Gong remembered her again in his heart.

When practicing calligraphy after the meal, Chen Gong took advantage of Chen Qian's lack of attention, and the soles of his feet slipped with oil! Ting Fang clearly saw it, but he didn't see it. Although the legend of the Chen family's tutor is very good, she is very unimpressed. Chen Gong didn't learn anything to become like this, and you don't want to send someone to take care of him. Relying on a college entrance examination candidate to take the time to manage, isn't it nonsense, except for the one on the dragon chair and his think tank, the college entrance examination candidates are the busiest. You expect him to be in charge, it is better to expect Chen Gong to be suddenly worn by Xueba. Looking at Chen Gong's slipping away, Ting Fang said silently: If my son is so frustrated in the future, he will be killed!

Chen Gong swayed out of the school hall and stood on the sandwich road looking at the sky speechlessly. The capital is not his territory, unlike in the backyard of the Hangzhou prefect, where he can catch a little guy to mess around with him. I can't get out of the deep house compound, and even if I go to the garden, it's boring. Walking along the mezzanine road of the east courtyard, he circled the Ye Mansion and stopped in the garden unconsciously. Boredom kicked the stone forward, and when he accidentally stepped on a fat earthworm, Chen Gong finally showed a smile.

Ting Fang's life is light and does not disrupt the rhythm, and the more questions are asked today, the time for writing will be compressed. It's still going home at that point, but now there is more Tingwu's little tail. As everyone's girlfriend travels, there is not one person, but a group of people. Tingfang's own two girls, the two girls with Tingwu, and the six of them walked in the corridor mightily. Suddenly, a cloth bag smashed from not far away, scattered in mid-air, and it suddenly rained earthworms in the corridor! The girls screamed loudly and scattered to dodge, and Tingwu's new girl ignored the two girls and cried.

Ting Fang stood still, and the handkerchief of the earthworm corpse fell directly on her head. Chen Gong laughed: "Fourth sister, do you like the big gift I gave you?" ”

Ting Wu watched the broken earthworms scattered all over the ground, many of them were still squirming, only to feel a tumbling in his stomach, and he couldn't help but retching in the corridor.

Chen Gongle couldn't help it: "Oh, what's wrong with you, seventh sister?" Isn't there joy? ”

Tingfang: "......" stretched out his hand to smooth Tingwu's back and calmly ordered, "Lily, you go to the people in the big kitchen and pick up the earthworms." only said that thanks to Chen Wuye, he worried about feeding the chickens and ducks for them. The fifth master has good skills, and he was able to find so many earthworms in the spring, and he also asked the people in the kitchen. Earthworms are excellent for feeding ducks, and the eggs laid by the ducks can produce oil. By the way, the salted duck eggs that the fifth master ate the day before yesterday are so fragrant and oily, they must be under the ducks that grew up eating earthworms, otherwise how can they have such a good taste? ”

Chen Gong suddenly felt his stomach twitch.

Ting Fang smiled again: "What's wrong with the fifth brother? Don't look good? Isn't there a joy? Secretly rolling his eyes in his heart, the cousin of the Chen family is also out of the realm!

Lily couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Chen Gong stole the chicken and poured rice, and pounced angrily at Tingfang. Lily and Narcissus quickly hugged him and prevented him from running around. Although Chen Gong struggled with all his strength, how could his eight-year-old body be the opponent of two fifteen or sixteen-year-old girls? I had to watch Ting Fang take Ting Wu's hand with hatred, and left without looking back.

It wasn't until the figure disappeared into the courtyard that Lily and Narcissus let go. didn't wait for Chen Gong to go crazy, and ran away with his skirt.

Ting Fang didn't take the episode on the road seriously at all, and took Ting Wu to Chen's house to say goodbye. Tingwu is still not very close to the Chen family, and the Chen family does not take Tingwu to heart. But after a routine greeting, Tingwu went back. Ting Fang and Chen gossiped a few words, and were about to play the piano, when Chen Gong rushed in like a cannonball, and slammed the clay pot at Ting Fang's feet.

Ting Fang instinctively stepped back, the clay pot exploded, and the rapeseed oil in it splashed out, splashing Ting Fang's body.

Chen Gong breathed violently, his eyes were full of anger, and with three points of unknown grievances, he shouted hard: "I hate you!" Hate you! I hate you the most!! ”

"Wow! Mother! I want to go back to Hangzhou!!!! ”