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Xue Yinong was empty before he met, and the two fools didn't know which crack they had gotten into, so they asked the two maids who took care of the two fools, and the two pointed their fingers in the direction of the door.

She lip-sucked and said, "She's in?" The maid nodded. Xue Yinong walked to the door, pushed it, the door bolted from the inside, and came into the gap between the two doors, and looked inside, Xu Shutong and Er Fool were sitting opposite each other.

The second fool sat on the stool, dangling his two feet, holding a piece of glutinous rice pot in his hand and gnawing, tilting his head and crooking his head, he had been bought by food.

Xu Shutong sat on a small bamboo chair opposite her, occasionally reaching out to pat her off the falling pot crumbs.

Xue Yinong saw it, and didn't bother them, finally Xu Shutong was willing to meet the second fool, so if the second fool was sensible, he might read some of his own good and say good words for himself in front of Xu Shutong, if she didn't do this, she had to be good to her and feed the dog.

Xu Shutong knew that Xue Yinong was outside the door, but he pretended not to know, and after watching her stay for a while, he left first.

She asked the second fool, "Is it delicious?" ”

The second fool has eaten the fried broad beans, the broad beans are full and crispy, and the small teeth clatter. She said, "It's delicious, mother, can you leave some for the princess?" She said that when her mother came back, she would divide the delicious nest a little, and now divide her a little, okay? ”

"Yes. Recently in the palace, did you listen to your father's words? ”

"Yes. Father said, don't talk to strange silver. They are bad silver, and the nest told sù that there was a person who looked like a mother last time, and she also lied to the nest, hum, fortunately, the nest was wise and martial, and Wen Cheng was martial, and finally saw through her true face. ”

Xu Shutong laughed a few times, who taught her daughter these words, she really knew how to use them indiscriminately, but she was curious how the second fool would brag about herself.

"How do you know the true face of destroying people?"

"Hmph." The second fool took a bite of broad beans and raised his head very awesomely, "It's very simple, the nest is convinced, the mother will definitely bring delicious food to the nest, and the bad silver will not be brought." ”

Click, Xu Shutong slid down from the small bamboo chair and sat on the ground with his buttocks, it turned out to be like this. She could only hehe. She got up and laughed dryly, "According to you, the person who brings you food is a good person, and the person who doesn't bring good food is a bad person?" ”

"Almost."

Xu Shutong is very worried, if someone always buys things for the second fool to eat, will her daughter be deceived by others.

"And what about later? That's how you dealt with her? ”

"Hmph, the wisdom of the nest, Wen Cheng Wude played again, the bad silver wanted to kill the nest, the nest rolled at the time, avoiding her weapon, she attacked the nest again, the nest shook her open with the lion's roar, and then put a gold cover, what shirt, in short, her knife did not poke the nest, it fell, the nest clapped her little hand, when her father surrendered to her, he gave her a kick, asked her where she came from, she didn't say anything, the nest said no more, and stuffed the dog feces into her mouth, she was scared, so she confessed the truth, She came from Huaguo Mountain. ”

Xu Shutong squirted out the tea in her mouth, but seeing the second fool's look of 'I'm telling the truth', she didn't know what to say.

"And then?"

Then, anyway, the nest didn't cry, and he didn't pee on his body, and he regretted that his aunt praised the nest, saying that the nest was wise and martial, and Wen became martial. Ay! I'm ashamed that she's too awarded. She also sighed again and again, Xu Shutong probably knew something, it was expected that the situation was very dangerous at that time, the two fools were afraid that tears and snot would fall down, and they were still blowing in front of her, and they didn't know that they had listened to a few stories recently, and they were mixed up in a mess, and she thought she was making it up well, so she didn't try to break it.

Praise: "Not bad! This is like a mother's child, you can't be afraid of bad guys, you have to use your brains to subdue them, next time if you encounter something, you can't fight alone, it's a martial artist, you have to sneak away, find a helper, understand? Something like this kind of charging into battle is handed over to Aunt Cunxi, and you, command the scene, hide in the corner, and don't let others find out. ”

The second fool nodded again and again, it seems that she will give full play to her talents in the future, "But mother, what if there is no place to hide?" ”

"Play dead."

"Like paper?" She slid down from the stool, lay down on the ground, stretched out her tongue, tilted her head, put on a big letter, and raised her head again to ask Xu Shutong, "Is it a paper pattern?" Mother. ”

"It's a little more low-key."

She rolled over, arched her body, rushed up with her ass, and asked, "Is it a paper pattern?" ”

"People will kick you in the ass."

The second fool had no way, and asked: "But like a turtle, with a shell on its back, the sword is invulnerable?" Xu Shutong couldn't bear to say that the turtle shell was nothing in front of internal strength.

She said, "Even if it's a turtle shell, your aunt can always split it." You still have to practice powerful martial arts in order to defend yourself, and you have to have a smart head to come up with a way. ”

"How long does it take to practice powerful martial arts, and how can I have a smart head?"

"It takes some time, but if you're talented, it's easy. This question, when your aunt comes over, you ask her for advice. As for clever kung fu, you have to ask your father, she must know. Reading and literacy is always a basic skill, I think you can do it. At least he is exceptionally talented in talking nonsense, Xu Shutong secretly complained in his heart.

The second fool was very proud, "The queen mother also said that the nest is good, and you are also very discerning." So when will we start reading and literacy, and we will try our best to do paper things, and the paper pattern will have a smart head sooner, and no one can hurt the nest, hahaha. ”

She said it so easily, as if she could learn these things at once, as if she was a martial arts master after today, and she was still a great Confucian in the world.

The two of them were talking, and there was a negotiation outside the house.

Luo Yan and Cun Xi planned to come over to see Xu Shutong, but they were blocked by Xue Yinong. "Are you going to see Shutong?"

"Yes."

Xue Yinong hooked his fingers at them, and when they got closer, he said mysteriously: "Do you want to help me say good things in front of Shutong." ”

Cun Xi said directly: "You made a mistake again? ”

"It's not, it's not. Ah, don't talk about this, there is some misunderstanding between us, she is a little angry with me, since you are going to see her, you have to talk to me next to me. ”

Cun said with pity: "This is good, but the emperor's slave and maid don't plan to work in vain, you generally know the temper of the mother, if the slave and maid go to say, in case you annoy her, you will definitely say that the slave and maid are in the same group as you, and it will be difficult to talk in the future, this matter is risky." ”

Of course, this Xue Yinong knew, and he knew more clearly the meaning of pity. "What are you going to do to help me?"

Cun Xi laughed twice, "It is worthy of being the emperor, and he thinks about the problem more thoroughly than ordinary people." ”

"Less sycophants."

"Slave maid this is not a sycophant, this is a dragon fart. The slave and maid are neither worried about food nor clothing in the palace, but they are a little poor spiritually, so they ...... If the emperor can send someone to gossip with the slave and maid, play cards with the slave and maid, study the '□□' (an upgraded version of the non-serious woman) with the slave and maid, and beat the legs of the slave and maid, pinch the shoulder, wash the clothes, that life is sweeter than eating sugar cane, isn't it? ”

Her gaze always swept towards the falling geese, and the falling geese withdrew from her sight like a zombie.

Xue Yinong comprehended, and the moment was refreshing. "Good!"

Luo Yan hurriedly said: "Your Majesty." "I can't promise this boring woman.

Xue Yinong said: "Don't worry, I know it in my heart." It's a pity that you say which one you want, I won't shirk if I can do it. ”

Cherish the blessing of the body, and said: "Thank you to the emperor, the emperor has been happy for thousands of years." It's embarrassing to trouble others, so I will have Luoyan do it for me first, and then replace it when I find the right person. ”

Luo Yan stomped his feet beside him, "Your Majesty, the slave has something to say." The slave will definitely help you convince the mother, but don't listen to the words of pity, she is not at ease. ”

Xue Yinong nodded and pondered again.

"Okay, both of you are my favorite generals, and your opinions are worth listening to, otherwise, whoever says that if you move Shutong, you will be fulfilled."

The two said, "Okay." Before Xue Yinong could give three high-fives, he rushed to Xu Shutong, Xue Yinong pinched his chin and said in his heart: "It's really good!" Perhaps she will soon hear the good news.

The dispute between the wild goose and the pity has always been a long time, but it can be said that the water and fire are incompatible, and the relationship between them is good, if an outsider bullies someone, the other is not polite and is a helper in secret. But as far as they are concerned, it is a never-ending scolding and fighting, and they seem to never get tired, which makes the relationship between the two extraordinary.

The two of them got Xue Yinong's promise, one wanted to fight for bullying, and the other wanted to relieve the crisis, so they went to the front of the house happily, and at the same time raised their hands to knock on the door, and shouted outside: "Niangniang, it's a slave." ”

The voices of the two sounded, Xu Shutong knew that it was them, got up and opened the door, and let the two in. When the two saw her, they naturally couldn't help but be overjoyed, and they bowed down one after another.

"No courtesy, I haven't seen you for a while, and the etiquette is very special."

Cun Xi smiled and said: "I haven't seen you for a while, pinch your fingers, it's been almost two months, but it's still a little bit short, and it can't be counted completely." After you are gone, the slaves and maidservants miss you. ”

The second fool interjected, raised his hand and said, "There is still a nest." ”

"Of course, there is also the second princess, who asks Niangniang when she will come back."

Xu Shutong said: "Where does she miss me, she clearly thinks about what I brought back." ”

Cun Xi and Luo Yan smiled, the second princess is this little problem, everyone is clear! asked Xu Shutong about the road again, and Xu Shutong briefly talked about it.

Luo Yan said: "How did you get involved with Imperial Doctor Lin again?" Imperial Doctor Lin also said something, the situation was a little chaotic at that time, the slave and maid were in a hurry to come back to tell the emperor, and they didn't hear it clearly, only said that they met with Niangniang at the gate of the city, and they couldn't go back to the palace, and there were assassins, it was just a mess, so people couldn't figure it out. ”

Xu Shutong said: "It's nothing, it's a long time to say, it's not too late to say it slowly in the future, is it okay in the palace?" ”

Cun Xi said Xu Muran's important matter again, and when it came to the danger at that time, the whole person's face turned pale, "Niangniang, I didn't complain about the emperor's heart, but the enemy was too cunning, and now the palace is acting according to the password, and the emperor said that it should be replaced regularly, so as not to be touched by someone and sneak into the palace, but the affairs are busy, and I can't think of a better way for a while, this time it has affected the mother, and the slave and maid are also deeply ashamed." ”

She spoke very well with emotion, and secretly interceded with Xue Yinong. However, when she confided in her, the second fool was miserable, a pair of eyes were always white, seeing that her 'martial arts myth' was exposed, she secretly touched a lot of snacks brought back by Xu Shutong and put them in her pockets, the cat bowed down, picked up her toes, and planned to slip away, sneaking to the door, but Xu Shutong shouted, she said: "Second princess, where to go?" ”

"The nest doesn't know anything." The answer was eloquent, and he ran away completely.

Xu Shutong said in the house: "Run slower, be careful if you fall, no one will chase you." ”

"Got it! Wo go to the princess. ”

The two maids who had been serving also followed her to protect her.

Xu Shutong said: "Doesn't it matter? ”

"It's okay, someone is following, don't worry. After Niangniang left, the slave maid has been watching the emperor for you, and there is nothing that is not afraid of death to come and provoke, although Niangniang can rest assured. ”

Xu Shutong said: "I don't have anything to worry about. ”

Xu Shutong said with a smile: "Yes, the person chosen by the mother is naturally one in a thousand, there is no need to worry about anything, but there are many temptations/confusions in the world, and a person who behaves well also has a day of negligence, some things are always unguardable, even if the emperor has no other thoughts, it can't be said that others don't have it, Luo Yan said yes?" ”

Luo Yan suddenly mentioned her, and she said, "Yes." ”

"Slave maid, I heard that the queen is practicing hard skills in order to capture the emperor's heart! This time the mother came back, and drove the emperor outside, ignoring it, this was nothing, but if it took a long time, the gap between these two people would be big, and others could wait to drill it, even if there was nothing to do, maybe someone would add oil and vinegar in front of the emperor and say bad things about Niangniang, the emperor didn't believe it once, didn't believe it twice, and the number of times was too much, and it was believed, Niangniang, did you say it? According to the meaning of the slave maid, you still forgave the emperor as soon as possible......"

Xu Shutong looked at Cun Xi with a smile and asked, "Cun Xi is my confidant, right?" ”

It's all naïve, "yes." ”

"But I've listened to it for a long time, why do you think you're the emperor's striker?"

Regret: "......" She immediately reacted, Xu Shutong had already sensed her intentions, and asked, "Is there one?" Absolutely impossible, isn't it? Falling geese. ”

Luo Yan 'ah', humming and chirping for a long time, why do you ask her about anything, she is also looking for a chance to persuade the mother, okay? You can't let the pity succeed. She said, "Why not?" This dismantled one, so that the eyes of the pity are about to spark, the wild goose seems to be invisible, and said to Xu Shutong: "Niangniang, the emperor said let us be your lobbyists, where is the slave and maid said, our Niangniang is wise and martial, Wencheng Wude, I have long been aware of your little caution, the slave dare to pack the ticket and say, when the slave and maid go out, the mother will forgive you, but what you do is too inauthentic, think about the love of the mother for you, it is simply unprecedented, there is no one after, you are embarrassed to doubt the mother, it is too much, How much has a glass-like heart and liver shattered, isn't it? Empress. ”

Xu Shutong sneered, this falling goose, she didn't believe that they dared to talk to Xue Yinong like this. But having said so much, if you don't agree to them, you won't be able to get off the stage, not to mention, what Cun Xi said is not unreasonable, she is dissatisfied with Xue Yinong, it is also a matter for the two of them, and the people next to them want to take this opportunity to take advantage of the loopholes, but there are no doors and windows.

"Alright, don't say any more. If you want me to forgive the emperor, this thing is also easy, and this thing is not easy, but you have to promise me that you need to follow my law. Her eyes swept over the two of them, and when she heard that the task could be completed, both of them were eager to complete the task, nodding frequently, and for their tacit understanding, she smiled slyly.