42. Chapter 42
Qin Mao was so angry that he didn't talk to the little fat man and Xia Bilei for a few days, the little fat man reflected with Xia Bilei, the carriage is ugly, but this shit color is also safe, others don't have the urge to rob at first glance, how good! However, Qin Mao didn't seem to think so, every time he saw the body, he was disgusted, and racked his brains every day to study the dye and think about how to remedy it.
"Little public move, little public move." Xia Bilei chattered, agreeing with the little fat man's words for the first time, Ah Mao is really a bit of a mother, she guessed that his toilet must be so tall that it is very in line with his beauty, otherwise Xiao Gongju would definitely not want to squat on it and pull the poop.
"Toilet?" Qin Mao stretched her face, "Why did you ask about my toilet?" Most of my toilets are sandalwood, painted with rich peonies, proud snow and cold plums, the painting is vulgar, fortunately, the toilet can not be too particular. ”
No, it's already very particular, the little fat man exchanged glances with Xia Bilei, and felt that when he got along with Qin Mao in the future, he should treat him as a delicate little lady, it was really not manly......
Fortunately, Qin Mao doesn't know what Xia Bilei and the little fat man are thinking now, otherwise he would have to chase and kill the two with a bow and arrow, not manly enough? Who is the game they eat these days!
There are many lakes and rivers in the south, and on this day they drink by the river. The river flows quietly, looking like a green ribbon from afar, sprinkled with stars in the sun, and in late spring and early summer, the colorful wildflowers are beautiful, and butterflies dance on them.
Qin Mao was amazed by this beautiful scenery, and some reluctantly picked up bows and arrows to hunt, and after lunch, they could find a shady place to rest and enjoy the beautiful scenery by the river. Thinking of this, Qin Mao sighed a little, there were still a lot of paints in his carriage, if it weren't for the two tricksters of Little Fat Man and Xia Bilei who scribbled the carriage, how good would it be for him to paint this river scene on the carriage! The tranquil natural landscape is worthy of his elegant and noble aesthetic concept.
"Mao is hunting, let's electric fish." The fish in the river swam happily, Xia Bilei's eyes were shining, this is not a fish, this is silver!
In order to make Qin Mao happy, Xia Bilei and the little fat man decided to work hard to catch fish to atone for their sins, although they didn't feel that they had any sin at all.
"Sister Bilei, you see that there are so many fish in this river." The little fat man happily cut the fish, "We can sell salted fish again." ”
Xia Bilei put her hand in the water, and after another discharge, after a burst of numbness, another batch of fish floated up with a white belly.
"Fortunately, we bought enough salt." Xia Bilei smeared the fish with salt one by one and threw it on the roof of the carriage, summer is coming, the weather is hot, and the fish can be stored for a long time after ten days.
"I calculated, our fish are free, just the cost of salt, a big fish can be sold for at least ten yuan, a small fish can also be sold for seven yuan, the cost of a fish is less than a penny, if you go to a big city, the price of this fish can still be raised, sell it twice, we can at least earn two taels of silver!" The little fat man is careful and his eyes are bright.
"So much silver!" Xia Bilei was happy, "Mao must be very happy, he has been hunting less and less recently. ”
The little fat man also sighed, "It's probably hot, and the animals don't come out, but we can't say that Ah Mao has less hunting, his self-esteem is stronger." ”
Lao Tzu is not happy at all! The whole body was soaked in the smell of fish, and Qin Mao felt that he was about to collapse again. Ahh......hhh The weather is hot these days, and the game smells big as soon as it is released, and he has specially reduced the number of prey! I couldn't eat enough before and the weather was cool, so I couldn't bear it, but now I have fresh game every day and I have to endure the smell of salted fish, Qin Mao looked at the blue sky speechlessly, only two lines of tears!
"You see there are tears in Mao's eyes." Xia Bilei was a little hesitant.
The little fat man was surprised, "I didn't expect Ah Mao to be so happy." "It's just that some fish need to be so happy that they cry, Ama is so cute.
"Are you happy?" Xia Bilei scratched her scalp that was still bare, since she didn't have to look at her parents' faces to eat after crossing, she became more and more lazy to analyze the expressions on other people's faces, "I always feel that I don't feel happy." ”
The little fat man disagreed, "With so much silver, how can you be unhappy." ”
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Qin Mao's time to catch the car has been longer, probably because there is wind outside, and the fishy smell is not so strong.
"How so? I'm losing again! The little fat man couldn't believe that he was holding a red backgammon, "I've lost all five fish!" ”
"Hahaha!" Xia Bilei crossed her hands on her hips and looked up to the sky and laughed proudly, "I told you that I am a scholar and a learning overlord." "Their fish is divided equally among the three of them, and after selling the money, they will naturally divide it equally, and the little fat man is about to lose all his fish, even if he sells the silver, he will have no share.
"Mao, come over and beat Sister Bilei's majesty!" The little fat man was furious, "I don't have any fish." ”
"Backgammon is too simple, it's not fun to win." A gust of wind blew, and the strong smell of salted fish greeted him, Qin Mao held her breath, "My fish will be sent to you, you continue to bet with Bi Lei." "The smell of fish is getting heavier, can he not do it?
"That's embarrassing." The little fat man was still a little squirming, "I said that the three of us will divide it equally, and you will always let you drive the car alone, you must be very tired." ”
"Please be sure to let me catch the car, the scenery outside is beautiful, I want to enjoy it more." Qin Mao said expressionlessly, suddenly thinking of something, his eyes lit up, "Chubby, Bi Lei, if I win all the fish, can I throw them away?" Then the carriage smelled much fresher, and he didn't have to be tired and half dead to catch the carriage outside.
"No, you can't!" The little fat man and Xia Bilei said in unison.
"Oh, you guys keep playing." Qin Mao wilted.
Xia Bilei glanced at Qin Mao's eyes that had been deliberately processed with charcoal and became smaller, and stuck out her tongue. He is now listless, his yellowed skin has no lustre, coarse cloth clothes, wide hats, dressed like a villager, the original beauty has finally been ruined to only three points, well, now it is much safer, how can he catch the car, she doesn't have to worry about being recognized.
Xia Bilei and the little fat man continued to play backgammon, disapproving against Qin Mao's pain, what a stinky problem! When there were many children in the carriage before, the smell was not good, and at that time, why didn't he complain, these salted fish were all silver! Xia Bilei said that she can endure the taste of silver!
However, soon Xia Bilei was slapped in the face. The next few days got hotter and hotter, the rain became less and less, there was not a river in sight for several days, and there were fewer and fewer opportunities to take a bath and wash your feet...... There are fewer and fewer opportunities.
"Chubby, you are not allowed to take off your shoes in the carriage." Xia Bilei looked at the little fat man with an unkind face, she almost didn't faint.
The little fat man put on his shoes and muttered, "Isn't it just the same as salted fish?" Anyway, the smell of salted fish in the car is so strong, it's not bad, my feet stink. ”
"I endure the smell of salted fish because it can make money, can you sell your stinky feet?" Xia Bilei covered her nose.
"Hmph, I wouldn't be able to sell so much silver without my salted fish." The little fat man puffed out his chest.
Xia Bilei leaned out and said with a smile, "Mao, are you tired?" I'll catch the car. ”
"No, you can play backgammon in the car." Qin Mao gloated and said, let your car be full of salted fish, now you know that it stinks!
Finally able to rest at noon, Xia Bilei jumped out of the carriage with relief and breathed in the fresh air.
"Sister Bilei, what do you have for lunch?" The little fat man asked.
"Just eat a regular wild vegetable soup." Xia Bilei covered her disgusting stomach, and she had lost her appetite after being smoked by a cart full of salted fish for a long time.
"Sister Bilei, isn't it good to eat fish?" The little fat man said disapprovingly, although he is tired of eating fish, but for the sake of his body, he can't be picky eaters, especially now that they don't have the conditions to be picky eaters, of course, there is an important reason, he is the master of no meat! These days, Ah Mao is too lazy to hunt, so he can only catch fish.
The corners of Xia Bilei's mouth twitched, "I want to order something plain and clear the stomach and ......" As soon as she ate salted fish, she thought of the little fat man's stinky feet, and she really couldn't swallow it.
But I didn't want to clear my stomach, the little fat man looked at Qin Mao pitifully, "Ah Mao, can you go hunting?" I want to eat meat, and you don't want to make more money? Let's pass through Guyun County, let's get more game, let's go to Guyun County and sell it for silver. ”
Silver! Xia Bilei gritted her teeth, isn't it just for the silver that she worked so hard and endured!
Qin Mao didn't move, hehe, the game turned into wax, there was another smell on this carriage, he still wanted to live.
"Mao, let's go hunting, as long as the silver is enough, we won't dry salted fish." The little fat man throws the bait.
Well, no more salted fish? Qin Mao's eyes lit up, this idea is good, as long as he endures it for a few days, he doesn't have to endure it anymore when he sells all the salted fish and cured meat in Guyun County.
"Mao, I want a wig." Xia Bilei said to Qin Mao pitifully, the black skin on her face and head had faded in half, and a big shining bald head made people feel pitiful and ridiculous when they looked at it.
Wigs don't come cheap. Qin Mao sighed, he didn't want a beautiful little girl to have a bald head, which was against his noble aesthetics! Doesn't it just smell stinky, he endures!
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On the other hand, the guard group had no clue after finding nothing in Yanzhou, until they found a new grave on a hill one day.
The round-faced young man covered his nose and opened the coffin, and after confirming, he said, "Brother He, this is Wuda That's right, there is another person under him, but this person is charred, and he looks like a human trafficker Wu Er in terms of figure." ”
Another guard endured the smell and looked at it, "It shouldn't be Wu Er, you look at their posture......" The two of them were buried together in a hugging posture face to face, and they almost didn't kiss, such an ambiguous posture, the coke man below should be a woman, only lovers hug each other so closely.
"That's not right!" The stern guard He was not afraid of dirty, and after personally inspecting the coke man below, he said, "This skeleton is only owned by men, huh...... What is it? He pulled out a piece of paper from it, and the whole person froze.
The round-faced young man was so curious, "Brother He, isn't this the paper money of the sacrifice?" It seems to have written on it......"
He Shouwei said for a long time, "Now it seems that this person down there should be Wu Er...... The two are brothers......" Guard He said this fact with great difficulty.
The round-faced young man who saw the words written on it also froze, and couldn't help but take a big step back, goosebumps all over his body.
"The grave is filled in the same way!" Guard He threw the note back into the grave.
Not long after the guards left, the killer group, who also found nothing, also arrived at this small hill.
"My lord, the guards sent by the emperor dug this grave today." A killer said respectfully to the killer leader.
After digging up the grave, Killer A also saw the note, and his face was blue and white for a while, "I said that Wu Er is so useless, and he must pull his brother Wu Da, it turns out that he is not working for the master at all, but taking the opportunity to fall in love!" The guy who doesn't care about doing things for his master is dead! ”
The killer team secretly looked at the note, only to see that it read: "Brother, you are lying on the head of the coffin, brother, I will hug your small waist, and the coffin is dangling!" ”
Belch...... vomited and vomited, startling countless mandarin ducks.