13. Chapter 13
It turns out that it is not easy to figure out that guΓ² food is not easy to kill, Xia Bilei found that she was so sweet, the ingredients of Xiangke were difficult to find, not to mention, and the amount of food was difficult to master.
"Dog meat and mung beans, beef and snails will be poisoned, and pork belly lotus seeds will ......be burned with white eggplant branches, and they will die," Xia Bilei said with words in her mouth.
"Wait." Qin Mao, who had been silently recording with his brain, stopped: "What is a white eggplant?" Do eggplants have white ones? β
"By the way, I forgot that the white eggplant was a po-to-be product." Xia Bilei muttered and waved her hand, "Delete this, this white eggplant is a fan's thing......" She felt that she was a pervert, and she recalled the principle of food restraint that she had seen in her previous life, of course, this is not difficult, her kitchen has posted several stickers with food restraint, I saw Da Changjin before I knew that food restraint would be poisoned, and many people in the town had this in their kitchens.
"It's okay to take out all of them." Qin Mao's brows were tightly locked, and every detail of the matter had to be thought about repeatedly: "Wuda will go to buy beef to eat, and they will also kill some ownerless wild dogs, but the fish will be eaten less...... The question is how to cook these things with mung beans or snails, and how much food do you have to eat to get poisoned? What is the poisoning to? Will you die or be unable to move or will you just have diarrhea? β
Xia Bilei opened her mouth wide, only then did she realize that she was too naΓ―ve, she really hadn't thought about it...... She only knew that some foods could not be mixed and eaten, but it was unknown how much she had to eat to get poisoned. And if the so-called poisoning is just diarrhea...... Xia Bilei couldn't help but shudder, she felt that even if they had diarrhea, they would never let them go......
Xia Bilei patted her forehead and shook off the picture of Wuda and their buttocks hanging thick and long stool while chasing behind them with a knife, it was really disgusting!
"Isn't there a way to be safe, with one hit?" Qin Mao's brows furrowed, his always calm and steady mood was a little restless, if what he observed was true, Wu Da Wu Er had already planned to sell Xia Bilei, obviously it was just a friend in a short period of time, he was reluctant.
Xia Bilei patted her brain and thought for a long time, "I'll think about it again." "Although I feel that my mind is full of harm and murder, like a murderer, but when dealing with people like Wuda Wuer, the only way to fight poison is to fight poison with poison, which is more poisonous than them.
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"Hurry up on the road after eating, it looks like it's going to rain, I don't want to spend the night in the open air on a rainy day!" Wu Da shouted: "There is a temple in front, we are lucky, we will spend the night there tonight!" β
The little fat man looked up at the dark sky: "It looks like thunder, it's really rare, it hasn't rained in these days." β
Xia Bilei replied casually, "I'll go so that you don't follow me." After that, he lowered his head and walked through the grass, still thinking about how to poison the traffickers in his head: "Rabbit meat and ginseng, soft-shelled turtle and amaranth, crab and persimmon ......?" β
The thunder roared in the sky, Xia Bilei hurriedly solved the physiological problem, she had to go back to the carriage as much as possible, if she caught a cold in the rain, she didn't think that Wu Dawu Er would be kind enough to find a doctor for her to get medicine.
As soon as Xia Bilei pulled up her pants, she heard the little fat man exclaim, "Sister Bilei, be careful!" β
Be careful of what? Xia Bilei was confused, and was about to ask what was wrong, when a lightning bolt struck!
I rub! I rub! Xia Bilei was so frightened that her pants were loose, Mom, she was almost hit by lightning, but fortunately she hid quickly.
The little fat man who was scared half to death by the thunder in front of him rushed over: "Woo, I'm scared to death, Sister Bilei, I just thought you were struck by thunder, but fortunately you're fine." β
Wipe! What does it mean that she is fine, is it clear that there is something wrong! Xia Bilei looked at the small tree next to her that was scorched by lightning, and her whole person trembled as if she had Parkinson's disease.
The little fat man looked her up and down, and breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought that lightning hit you, but fortunately, my mother said that only bad people will be struck by thunder, how could Sister Bilei be struck by lightning if she hasn't done anything bad?" Sister Bilei, why are your hands shaking so much, don't be afraid......" The little fat man hurriedly hugged her and comforted her.
Xia Bilei patted the little liver that was about to jump out: "Okay, I'm fine, you ...... Wait, you turn around! "That's when she realized that her pants were off, the chicken! Why hasn't the bad habit of dead fat people who like to smell other people's poop have not been broken!
The little fat man found that Xia Bilei's pants had fallen off, his face immediately turned red, and he turned around in a panic: "Yes, yes, I'm sorry...... I...... I didn't see anything! I will...... I'll take care of it! β
"Responsible for the fart!" Xia Bilei was angry, "Who told you that you are responsible for seeing a girl's body......"
"My mother said that...... Sister Bilei, be careful! The little fat man shouted as he looked at the thunder and lightning that had been brewing in the sky for a long time and then splitting over.
Ahh......hhh Not again! Xia Bilei's face turned pale with fright, she read it right, this thunder is really ...... Coming at her! I'm flashing! Bang, the pants are falling off again!
The poor tree was completely scorched, emitting a scorching smell, and Xia Bilei suspected that it could be cut down immediately as firewood, and there was no need to dry it.
The sky was full of dark clouds, thunder and lightning were shuttling in the clouds like a fire snake, Xia Bilei didn't dare to take it lightly this time, she lifted her pants and stared at the sky tremblingly.
"Sister Bilei, be careful!" The little fat man was frightened and watched as he continued to work hard, and persistently slashed at Xia Bilei's lightning.
Xia Bilei struggled with the pants that had been lost several times, and when she finally tied her pants, the last thunderbolt in the sky reluctantly slashed at her, splitting the poor tree to the ground, and the spring rain was finally late.
......The small tree on fire was extinguished by the water before it began to burn, and Xia Bilei and the little fat man looked at the eyes blankly, as if in a dream.
Xia Bilei felt that she needed to eat spicy strips to calm down, what does God mean by this? Is it because she is angry that she wants to poison the two traffickers? And she hasn't done it yet, so she can't even think about it?
"What's going on?" Qin Mao looked at the two people who were supporting each other, one foot high and one foot low, and his face was pale, and his brows furrowed: "Didn't you ask you to hurry up, you are all wet, and it will be troublesome if you get cold." β
"I'm ......," the little fat man was still a little frightened, "just thundered...... Wow, it hurts, it hurts me! β
Xia Bilei glanced at Qin Mao, and pinched the meat on the little fat man's waist with her hand, "This, Chubby was scared by Lei...... The lightning just struck a tree......"
The little fat man's eyes were filled with tears, when he is a fool, he will not lack the heart to tell the truth, the thunder in the sky is unremittingly trying to split the fact that Sister Bilei will say it and others will believe it.