6. Chapter 6
At noon, the carriage came to a stop at a mountain pass, and it was spring, and the mountains were full of beautiful mountain flowers. The two people who were driving the car drove them down, the little fat man stood on the side, Xia Bilei glanced at the two people who were driving the car, her eyes drooped down, and her long hair was half hanging down, covering the field of vision of her eyes. The original owner is a docile and sweet girl, she has thorns in her nature, and her eyes are untamed, so it's better not to be discovered.
"Pull what you want, and pee if you want to pee." Wu Da lazily took a big knife and waved it threateningly: "Don't try to escape, there are no people here for thousands of miles, only lynx beasts, don't be afraid of death, just flee." ”
Wu Er was a gloomy thin man, he lowered his head and didn't speak, but Xia Bilei knew that the terrible of the two was not the fleshy Wu Da, but this thin man, she could see it, and it was this thin man who gave advice all the way.
"What are you doing after me?" Xia Bilei was a little impatient and said to the little fat man behind her.
"I ...... Just a little scared. The little fat man whispered, he didn't know why, the timid and gentle Xia Bilei woke up and became a different person, which made people feel worthy of dependence.
"I'm going to pee, and you're going to follow?" Xia Bilei snorted.
The little fat man's face turned blue now, and he raised his courage and said, "The girl's family shouldn't talk about peeing, it's indecent." ”
Xia Bilei looked sideways at the little fat man, although the sackcloth clothes were dirty, but from the little fat man's words and deeds and the little face with fine skin and tender flesh that could be seen even if it was dirty, it could be inferred that this was also a pampered master: "I said that you shouldn't have someone to guard the toilet on weekdays." ”
The little fat man was stunned for a moment and said, "Of course, I have four or five maids who take care of me on weekdays, and there are several little maids, and I don't need to wipe my buttocks, my maids will use the best silk to help me wipe my buttocks, and it doesn't hurt at all......" said and couldn't help but feel sad, and his fleshy little hands wiped tears: "I was abducted this time, they must have been beaten half to death by my parents, woo, in fact, I was too naughty, if I hadn't played hide and seek with them, I said okay......"
Idiot, so many people can't keep you, there is a problem inside. Xia Bilei shook off her silly white sweet hand and walked into the grass to solve personal problems.
The little fat man followed step by step, and his mouth never stopped: "I've lost so much weight, can my father still recognize me when I go back?" My grandmother must have died of grief, and she managed to raise me so blessed......"
Xia Bilei, who had been drilling into the tree, couldn't bear to say, "You get away!" "Rub! She doesn't have the habit of letting people smell her poop.
"Is this an attitude towards a lifesaver?" The little fat man muttered, but he didn't dare to keep up, his mother said that he must be gentle with the girl's family, and he must know how to observe words and feelings, Sister Bilei is so impatient, she must be constipated.
Seeing that the little fat man was hiding far away, Xia Bilei squatted down.
After finishing the matter, she habitually took out a tissue, her hands stiffened, a chicken! What about paper paper? No, there was no such thing as paper in ancient times.
Xia Bilei hesitated for a long time, the mountain wind blew her ass cold, and if she didn't wipe it, a snake would run out...... And if the butt is dry, it can't be wiped clean......
Xia Bilei stretched out her hand to the big broad leaves of the trees next to her with tears in her eyes, I hate this world without hand paper!
Sure enough, I was constipated...... The little fat man who had been waiting in the distance muttered boredly in circles.
When she wiped her ass with leaves and felt that it was not clean and wanted to find a water to wash it was a dream, Xia Bilei came out of the tree in a very gloomy mood.
"Sister Bilei, are you constipated?" The little fat man looked at Xia Bilei with an understanding face: "When Ah Mao wakes up, I will ask him what herbs can be used to cure constipation, Ah Mao is amazing, you see that the herbs on his head are all found by himself......"
"You're constipated, your whole family is constipated!" Xia Bilei was angry, how could she have such a beautiful and cute little Lori with a bald fox and a middle-aged uncle who picks her feet!
The little fat man quickly shut up, and he remembered that every time he asked him if his wife was constipated, the old lady would chase after him and beat him, and he didn't pant for breath for three streets.
Xia Bilei looked at her hands with disgust, she really wanted to wash her hands, she really wanted to wash her hands......
The little fat man misunderstood again, and he elbowed his elbow very understandingly, "It must be very uncomfortable, the first time I wiped my ass with leaves, I accidentally chose a prickly and itchy leaf, and then I was smacking my ass all the way." ”
Xia Bilei looked at him murderously, the little fat man was so frightened that he shrunk his neck, it was so scary, Sister Bilei was getting more and more terrifying.
Wu Da watched the fire while humming a song, there was only a pot of wild vegetable soup in the pot, but there was a roast chicken on the fire on the side, the oil was delicious, and the fragrance went straight to the noses of the two......
The little fat man's stomach rumbled reflexively, but he also knew that the roast chicken was not their share.
Wu Da picked up the roast chicken and shook it proudly at the little fat man, and then put it in the fire to continue roasting, the little fat man turned his head very backbonely, the roast chicken is a hair, he didn't eat it when his mother begged him to eat it before.
Wuda did not have a knife in his hand...... A wisp of murderous intent crossed Xia Bilei's eyes, human traffickers and pedophiles are not innocent when they are shot a hundred times!
Wu Er, who was like a shadow on the side, raised his head suddenly, his cold and inorganic eyes poked like nails, Xia Bilei was stunned, and hurriedly put the girl's memory into the hard drive. Girl, I know that you want to kill these two people, but now that people are swords, I am fish and meat, don't use the empathy skills......
"Second brother, what's wrong?" Wu Da was a little puzzled and looked at Wu Er, who unconsciously clenched the big sword.
"Nothing!" Wu Er turned around expressionlessly, and his hand loosened slightly: "I accidentally read it wrong." "Although she was born rich and noble, but she didn't have her parents by her side, she was like a little girl like an ant, what could she do if she hated him, and there were fewer people who hated him over the years.
"Come on! Eat! Wu Da lazily raised his chin at the boiling vegetable soup.
This is the food that comes from the mouth! Of course, Xia Bilei will not be spineless disdainful, she will never talk about backbone with human traffickers, she just wants to talk to them about the various ways of death, which one they like......
So she lowered her head and took a ** steamed bun and a bowl of vegetable soup, and silently hid and ate it.
The little fat man ate tastelessly, but he still forced himself to swallow the steamed bun with vegetable soup in one bite, the steamed bun was made of coarse grains and wild vegetables, and he pulled his throat straight, and the little fat man straightened his neck for a while before swallowing it.
"Sister Bilei, why don't you eat it......" The little fat man turned his head to look at Xia Bilei's gloomy face, "I know it's unpalatable, but if you don't eat it, you'll be hungry." ”
Hehe, the old lady does not have the habit of eating directly without washing her hands after using the toilet......
Xia Bilei hesitated for a long time, and finally used two broken branches as chopsticks, and then put the black steamed bun in her mouth with a heroic and righteous look......
The little fat man muttered to himself, this painful expression said that it was not constipation......
"I'm because the steamed buns are too unpalatable." As soon as I saw the little fat man's face, I knew that his brain was very big, and Xia Bilei said bluntly so as not to overmake up for the little fat man's brain.