223 Extra One(7)
Chapter 7: The Superboy Combo
There are really a lot of rumors about superheroes on the Internet, excluding those who blindly worship and praise, and then exclude some who blindly reject and belittle, and the rest of the various remarks are simply breathtaking.
There is one of the most classic topics, which is about the battle of New York.
This topic is in the top 10 on the hot search list.
The title is: #è¿æ¯äžäžªéŽè°. #
That's right, the conspiracy of the aliens and the evil god Loki. Daniel thought in agreement, then clicked to open it, and read it slowly.
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'What? Daniel stared at the screen dumbfounded.
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'To tell the truth, this analysis is really a bit in place, at least the Hawkeye and those mercenaries who were controlled by the evil god Loki at that time have become internal responses? But ......'
Daniel thought a little gloatingly, 'I wonder what Tony Stark's expression would be when everyone knew that his steel armor was on par with those alien Phi Phi Shrimp?' â
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#åœç¶æ¯äžºäºè·åŸåšå°çäžçè¯è¯æ! What kind of voice do you get? Just look at the newly formed Avengers. #
The analysis was so logical and intertwined that I was speechless. â
Daniel was deeply shocked by the brains of the people of New York.
#æä»¥è¯Ž, this is simply a self-directed conspiracy. #
'How can there be so many self-directed and self-acting! Daniel thought, speechlessly, 'If that's the case, the superheroes are too idle!' â
#å°±åäºææ¶æ, in order to awaken the people's resistance and sense of fighting, Roosevelt deliberately did not report the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. He did it very successfully, which made him very politically profitable, and the popularity of him skyrocketed. #
It seems to make sense, but it's nonsense! â
Daniel was simply laughed at angrily, 'Even the sneak attack on Pearl Harbor was pulled out to spread rumors and used as evidence, really thinking that the World War II period was history, so there is no one in the know?' Believe it or not, Captain, a shield stuns you! â
#åç, the superheroes directed and acted in the farce of the alien invasion of the earth, which made them successfully jump from the marginals of society to the mainstream of society, and also formed a so-called alliance to protect the earth. #
#åä¹äžä¿æ€å°ç, but they themselves are the most dangerous beings on earth. #
#å æ€, we should always be vigilant against these heretics who are likely to cause harm to society. #
Pictured: Hulk smashing the building. JPG, Eagle Eye Hitting Glass. JPG, Thor smashes the ground with a hammer. JPG, Iron Man fires cannonballs. JPG, the American team runs with a blonde girl in her arms and collapses behind the building. JPGâŠâŠ
Wait, the last one isn't right. Daniel stepped back and carefully studied the last picture, making sure that the American team was indeed saving people, not picking up girls, so he was a little relieved.
The point of their posting of this picture is probably not to save people, but to the building behind it!
'There are a lot of people who are popular! â
But isn't S.H.I.E.L.D. having a PR team to explain? â
'Well, S.H.I.E.L.D. has disbanded. â
Daniel sighed silently in his heart, thinking about so many remarks on the Internet, but no one cared.
Because he was idle and bored, he casually flipped through a few more pages, and found that Hawkeye and Black Widow were probably born as agents, and they have always been relatively low-key, so there is the least amount of talk about them on the Internet.
Then there is the American team, as a common childhood idol of Americans, most people have no ill feelings towards him, at most they think that he is an 'outdated hero, he should go home and retire'.
The hardest hit was the Hulk.
This big guy who can't control his emotions after changing / and destroys everywhere is unanimously disliked by the people of New York and called the 'green monster', and some people have even put forward suggestions to 'â¡â¡ it' or 'kill'.
Daniel remembered the hulk's huge size and slightly hideous expression that night, and although he didn't agree with the group's overly extreme ideas, he could barely understand the reason for these people's fears......
Immediately after, he searched for Iron Man and Thor.
Thor has probably spent less time on Earth, and there is relatively little news about him.
But what the hell is TMD in those rows of little yellow nets?!
There is also a very rough three-point beauty next to P, standing next to Thor, with affectionate eyes in her eyes, and the picture with the subtitle is 'I have a sledgehammer'.
No, no, no...... No, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!
I wonder how Thor will feel when he sees it?
Daniel laughed as he slid from his chair to under the table.
'The spirit of entertainment of the American people in this regard is so lovely. â
In the end, it was Iron Man's turn.
This one is a walking news-making machine, dominating the front pages of newspapers all year round.
Many years ago, Daniel was obsessed with this, but now that it is a partnership, he is more generous, and the old (one-sided) grudges of the past have disappeared.
When it comes to Iron Man, you can finally see that there are shadows that have been dealt with in those news.
Stark Industries seems to know how to spend money on a professional PR group to wipe the ass of the boss who makes news every day.
Unfortunately, it didn't work much.
These teams seem to be very good at handling news from a business perspective, and their success lies in making Stark Industries known and famous; The failure is that after dealing with it, their boss's external reputation is still the same......
However, you can't really criticize them too much. Because, Tony Stark, who never plays according to the rules, can't keep his mouth shut in front of the media, and always speaks indiscriminately, should definitely bear most of the responsibility.
Once an arms dealer, now Iron Man.
His news on the Internet presents a very stark polarization situation: the people who love him love him very much; Those who hate him hate him very much.
It can be said that among all the members of the Avengers, the Hulk is regarded as the first target of hatred by the populace because of its destruction; Because of his own maverick, Iron Man has successfully pulled the hatred value of some specific people to the highest, and has become the second target of hatred by the people.
Of course, if it is the most popular superhero in the row, Iron Man is definitely among the top three.
This guy just has the ability to make things so extreme.
After studying all the news on the Internet at this stage, Daniel crossed his arms and thought seriously for a long time.
Do you think he will wake up, fight for superheroes, scold Fang Xuan on the Internet, and angrily scold the people for being white-eyed wolves and ungrateful people?
Pattern!
The first thought that came to his mind was: 'Superheroes are so controversial, and the so-called black and red are also red.' I wonder if it will be very profitable to sell autographed photos and the like? â
After all, he is a man with such a great ideal as 'breadwinner'.
Then, he naturally opened eBay and Amazon and searched for superheroes.
It's still the same, Iron Man has the most peripherals, all kinds of posters, photos, and Iron Man armor models or something; There is also a part of the American team, but most of them are in the second-hand market, the shape is biased towards the World War II period, and the sales are a little more expensive than Iron Man, probably because many toys were produced during World War II, and now they have been handed down, which is half an antique.
As for the other Avengers, there doesn't seem to be much around them at the moment.
Then, Daniel's train of thought accidentally went to a very bizarre channel......
Iron Man once mentioned the word 'Superboy Group' to Nick Fury, ââ
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The man who is researching 'how to make money to support his family' doesn't know that Natasha is having a side-by-side questioning with 'his girlfriend'.
"Captain, what do you think of that friend of mine?"
Natasha asked with a casual smile as she pretended to take the juice.
"She's a very kind girl." Steve, who was curiously looking at the various drinks, looked up and replied.
He seemed to want to answer something more, but an embarrassed expression appeared on his face, because he was surprised to find that he hadn't asked the other party's name for so long.
So, he bowed his head slightly in embarrassment and asked, "Uh...... What's her name? â
"You don't even know her name?" Natasha was amazed, "Then you guys talked so much?" â
"Because we've been talking about something very ordinary." Steve replied very seriously, "For example, last time, she patiently taught me to use the microwave ** egg, and she wrote it to me step by step, which is very clear and easy to understand." â
"......" Black Widow, who has experienced a lot of battles in the emotional field, didn't know what to evaluate for a while.
"What's her name, you better ask for yourself!" She finally sighed helplessly, "But, Captain, you've been talking for so long, are you just talking about microwave recipes?" â
"Not only that, but there are also some small things that happen around us every day." Steve smiled and said a little hesitantly, "Because you said she didn't know my identity, I never told her that I was Captain America...... Is this deception? â
He looked up, blue eyes looking at Natasha inquiringly, "...... I know it's wrong to cheat, Natasha, but it makes me feel at times...... Like a normal person, would you laugh at me? â
"No...... No. Natasha immediately replied thoughtfully: "I also often act as an ordinary person. After all, no one likes it, and everywhere you go, people look at you with strange eyes. Moreover, you are already friends, as long as you make it clear in the future, there will be no problem. â
"That's good." Steve breathed a sigh of relief and re-emerged a gentle smile, "Actually, I cherish this friendship. â
"Is it just friendship?" Natasha asked tentatively.
"At least for now. Natasha ......" Steve showed that helpless, a little embarrassed expression, "You don't always want to introduce me to girls, I think I'm very good now, everything will go naturally." â
"The Elderly's View of Love." Natasha commented lightly, but she was a little relieved.
In fact, just a few words of conversation, with what she knew about Daniel, was enough to guess most things going on.
However, she really didn't expect that the follow-up plot would be so bizarre with a little joke at the beginning.
It can only be said that both of them are rookies!
The captain is not good at this kind of online chat, and out of respect for others, he will never ask about the identity and experience of the other party in real life;
Daniel, on the other hand, completely believes in his own nonsense, plus he will not be in love at all.
Think about it, the guy who doesn't have a sweet word, only posts 'microwave recipes', who knows what charming thoughts are hidden under his 'microwave recipes'!
Natasha rubbed her temples with a headache, the captain is fine, she doesn't seem to have any awareness of online dating, she just has a serious attitude of making friends, and she probably equates this kind of thing with the kind of 'pen pals' who exchanged letters in the past.
The problem is that the fool downstairs is already obsessed with 'how good my girlfriend is'.
Debunk the truth now, or wait? (.)