Hung on the beam for ten days
"Good, good! I counted to three! "One!" "Two!" "Three!" Still didn't respond, Xiuxiu subconsciously held her breath when she heard the man's words, but after waiting for a long time, there was no response around: "What do you want to do?" ”
Lu was thinking about how to deal with the next problem!
And there was one thing she couldn't figure out, who opened the door?
Since no one opens it, it is impossible for the person in front of you to enter!
It's just that as soon as her idea fell, the door of the back door was suddenly pushed gently, and then there was a clang, and it was slammed shut!
And the small figure hiding behind the door naturally came into the sight of the two!
Lu Xiuxiu still maintained the posture of being held, and as soon as the little snake's eyes recovered, it saw the situation in front of him, and it quickly lay down, raised the snake's tail, and covered a pair of bean eyes.
He didn't forget to add fuel to the fire and said, "I didn't see anything!" I didn't see anything! ”
"Shut up!"
Lu Xiuxiu seemed to come back to her senses at this time, she scolded angrily, as if she had shaken off the germs, and jumped off the person's body, but she didn't know if she was too nervous, and when she jumped down, she threw it a little bit, but fortunately, she grabbed the people around her and stabilized her figure.
She let go of her hand, as if she had let go, glared at the person in front of her, and continued to pretend to be the person in front of her, raised a finger and hooked it in the direction of the little snake, and the expression in her eyes was revealed: "You come here." ”
"I don't! I don't! ”
The little snake also saw it, and it knew that Lu Xiuxiu would not let it go after it came out, and would definitely trouble it, but it didn't expect it to be so fast, wouldn't she be ready to explain it and the small plant's existence to the person in front of her?
Why does it seem to be the other way around?
"You really don't want to come?"
The smile on Lu Xiuxiu's face widened a little: "Do you think I won't be able to catch you if you don't come?" I counted to three......"
"One, two......"
"Don't! Can't I come here? ”
The little snake really wants to cry without tears!
How can one or two be like this!
Threatening people is fun, isn't it?
The little snake agreed, and slowly moved over at a turtle speed, Lu Xiuxiu didn't talk about it, walked straight to the table, sat down, and took out a glass of water to get a glass of water!
It is the water of the water space!
"Ask whatever you want!"
In fact, she was so secretive, she had long felt tired, and she was always worried about when her affairs would be discovered, but now that she calmed down, she suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.
But Yang Xiucai came in and said only a handful of things so far, he was not calm, not only did he not grab Lu Xiuxiu and ask why the little plant and the little snake could speak, why she didn't say this, and hid it from him for how long, but sat down opposite her like Lu Xiuxiu, took out a cup, and filled it with water alone.
Lu Xiuxiu wanted to stop him, but the water in the kettle was changed by Lu Xiuxiu to the water space, but when he turned his head and thought about it, there was no harm in drinking this water, but it was good for his body, so he went with him.
"Don't you really ask?"
Lu Xiuxiu took a sip of the water glass, then put it down and played with it casually.
"Ask what?"
Yang Xiucai asked rhetorically.
He also took a sip of the water in the cup, and a slight doubt appeared on his face.
The water was not the same as what he usually drank, it seemed to be sweeter and a little cooler, like mint water, but it was not like it when you tasted it carefully.
He reached out and poured another glass, no matter how wonderful Lu Xiuxiu's expression was when he stood up to him at the moment.
"Good!"
Although Lu Xiuxiu's surprise when she heard those words was not small, she was not a person who twisted it, and said very happily: "Since you don't want to ask, it's okay!" It's just that I gave you a chance, and the next time you think of asking me, my answer will be only three words. ”
"I don't know."
Lu Xiuxiu drank all the water in his hand, and then ignored Yang Xiucai, but turned his head to look at the little snake that was still moving at turtle speed: "Are you just learning how to crawl turtles?" Why don't I call you a turtle in the future? ”
"I'm not a turtle!"
When the little snake heard Lu Xiuxiu's words, it was like a plucked tiger, and quickly crawled towards her: "How is it?" Am I faster or the turtle faster? ”
"Half and half, I've been crawling for a long time, it's no different from a turtle!"
Lu Xiuxiu didn't have a good breath, she squatted down and pinched the tail of the little snake and lifted it up, seeing its angry appearance, she didn't get angry, she brought its snake face to her, and said with a smile: "Don't be in a hurry to get angry first, I haven't settled accounts with you just now!" ”
"What do you want to do?"
Hearing what Lu Xiuxiu said, the little snake trembled obviously, and he didn't know whether it was scared or hurt!
"You pinched my tail so painful, can you let me go!"
"Excuses?"
Lu Xiuxiu recognized it, glanced at the tail of the little snake, looked down and saw that the color of the end of its tail was indeed darker than other places, what the little snake said was true, could it be that it was made when it was tied to the beam before?
She didn't let go of it, just changed positions, pinched it, then grabbed the kettle on the table, leaned in front of it and said, "Open your mouth!" ”
"Oh!"
The little snake was forced by Lu Xiuxiu's lewd (separator) power, and obediently opened his mouth!
The water spit out at the spout of the pot gurgled and swallowed, and after a while, the tail that was originally slightly darker returned to its original appearance, and Lu Xiuxiu breathed a sigh of relief.
"Okay, now tell me, what are you going to do about opening the door without permission?"
Lu Xiuxiu continued to ask.
"I ...... I asked you before I went to open it. ”
The little snake glanced at Lu Xiuxiu, lowered his head and said.
"So you mean you're not wrong?"
Lu Xiuxiu's expression was stern...... "It's not, it's just that I'm at fault, and you're at fault too!" And ......"
The little snake glanced at the person sitting on the side of the table again, leaned over to Lu Xiuxiu and whispered, "Yang Xiucai is also at fault!" ”
"You're saying everybody's at fault!"
Lu Xiuxiu suddenly laughed.
"Sort of! That, I'm going to say I'm sorry first, I was wrong, I didn't mean to, and then ......"
The little snake lowered his head: "Can you let me go?" ”
The little snake's tone was pitiful, very different from when Lu Xiuxiu caught it on the mountain for the first time, but there was a feeling that it was more and more similar to the little plant, could it be that the same kind of people would become more and more similar after getting along for a long time?
Of course, this problem needs to be studied, in short, the little snake bet is right, Lu Xiuxiu eats soft and not hard, and: "The attitude is not bad, but you can't do it again next time, otherwise you will ......"
"Otherwise, hang me from the beam for ten days!"
The little snake added very upright.
"Alright, let's go."
Lu Xiuxiu nodded with satisfaction.
"You're good to them!"
Yang Xiucai watched the whole time, and he used statements instead of questions.
"Of course they're my botched pets! I'm not good to it, good to whom? ”
Lu Xiuxiu's tone was a matter of course.
"Plant pets?"
Yang Xiucai was a little puzzled.
"Animals are called pets, plants are called plant pets, but for me it's not just plant pets."
Lu Xiuxiu explained rarely, but when she saw Yang Xiucai raised her eyebrows, she couldn't help but ask suspiciously: "Are you going to inquire about my two plant pets again, don't forget that I have given you the opportunity, if you want to inquire again...... There are no doors! ”
Lu Xiuxiu's words made Yang Xiucai couldn't help but laugh.
"Funny...... A ghost. ”
Lu Xiuxiu was full of black lines, and muttered a little speechlessly, but Yang Xiucai's love has always gone quickly, and after a while, his face was calm and light, Lu Xiuxiu suddenly remembered what he was going to ask for when he went to Yang Xiucai's house earlier, and naturally there was something to say in front of the deity: "Hey! Yang Xiucai! Don't you have a lot of discarded flower pots in your house? ”
"Huh?"
Yang Xiucai was puzzled.
"Bring me a dozen, don't worry, I'll give you silver!"
Lu Xiuxiu said cheekily, but thinking that she was shy now, she said: "I can make an IOU, otherwise you will be willing to give it to me!" ”
"Then make an IOU!"
Yang Xiucai said without thinking about it.
Sure enough, I still can't have too much hope and illusion about Yang Xiucai, Lu Xiuxiu looked at Yang Xiucai's smooth chin and shook his head, now young and promising young people are unreliable, and young people with Xiucai diplomas are also unreliable, it's not that they can't look down on you, that's how they can make an IOU and feel that they choose an iron rooster with an IOU.
"Xiucai!"
Lu Xiuxiu couldn't help but want to ask: "Yang Xiucai?" Let me ask you a question! ”
"Huh?"
Yang Xiucai's face was full of doubts.
"Do you know your daughter-in-law?"
Lu Xiuxiu said with bad intentions.
"Speak human words!"
Yang Xiucai was impatient.
"Does your daughter-in-law know your iron?"
Lu Xiuxiu said.
“……”
Yang Xiucai carried the barrel he brought when he came in and rushed out of the door.
"Did you see what was in the barrel when Yang Xiu came just now?"
Lu Xiuxiu asked curiously.
"I don't know, but it's heavy."
Little Snake Road.
"I just!"
The little plant raised his hand: "I smelled it just now, it stinks!" It seems to be the ...... of you humans."
"Stop!"
Lu Xiuxiu hurriedly interrupted the little plant's behavior to reveal the mystery, well, she had actually guessed it herself, but she didn't expect Yang Xiucai to be so ruthless, she just splashed Lu with chili pepper water, but he thought of using those!
Lu Xiuxiu touched her chin, but it's a pity that the Lu family seems to have withdrawn, otherwise that thing can really be used!
Think about the smell of Pru's body, it's sour!
In order to verify his guess, Lu Xiuxiu took the small snake and small plants and climbed down the stairs to the perspective on the wall, and looked out from the inside, it was a mess outside, but Lu and Zhang's father were no longer outside at this time.
Only Lu Shishi stood alone outside the door, she stared at the door with resentful eyes for a long time, and she didn't know what she was thinking.
ps: First update