Chapter 54: This Is a Mess......
54. This is really messy...... [Is he x him, or is he x him, or is he x him?] 】
If a lewd-looking man drunkenly asks the front desk lady such a question, the front desk lady must think that he is playing a hooligan, and then give him a roll of the eyes and say no.
But Zong Yang is a handsome guy, and this is a world that looks at faces. So the front desk lady not only sent the set diligently, but also thought: Otherwise, this set will be used with me~!
This can't be said that the front desk lady is, you look at Zong Yang's frowning and drunken and seductive appearance, ordinary women will be moved.
Zong Yang got the avoidance/pregnancy/condom, and staggered upstairs.
Upstairs, at this moment, Gao Zixing suddenly woke up! He didn't take off his clothes, he was awakened by the heat...... He tugged at his clothes and fumbled for his pockets and trousers, and suddenly realized that he hadn't bought a suit!
He got up in a daze, looked at the bed, there was no one, it was even more strange, didn't Zong Yang come back?
In fact, the naked man who should have been on the bed just rolled over and fell into the bed.
Gao Zixing stood up with the wall in his hands, wanting to go out to find Zong Yang. He is now IQ offline, and he can't remember the phone call at all.
As soon as he opened the door, Zong Yang happened to pass by.
Gao Zixing poked his head out, and Zong Yang didn't care about the house number.
"Dead ghost~ I want to die Lao Tzu~ Come in!" Gao Zixing grabbed Zong Yang's shirt awkwardly, dragged him into the room vigorously, and then closed the door.
After Zong Yang was dragged in by him, he was directly pressed against the wall and gnawed.
This wolf's kiss is a small spark that fell on the pile of explosives, and it only takes a little bit to blow up!
The wolf's kiss turned into a bite, which is the work of the mouth, and the hand is naturally torn. The behavior of the two is simply more beast than a beast, more than passion, and lack of beauty!
Anyway, if they're good, they're really good!
The set presented by the front desk lady came in handy immediately, I didn't expect the front desk lady to be so intimate and the size was so suitable!
The two rolled off the wall to the bed and snapped! Gao Zixing wants to scream, it's similar to playing drunk, it's not coquettish at all.
But in the middle of the night, Zong Yang didn't want to be cut down by others halfway, so he covered Gao Zixing's mouth and almost fainted Gao Zixing.
Gao Zixing was "abused", so he naturally wanted to retaliate, so he scratched Zongyang in various ways, and said that this was a trace of love and a work of art!
Zong Yang was on the rise, and the more Gao Zixing scratched him, the more he had to attack fiercely......
At the end of one shot, the two of them went to wash their hands, and this classic place was bound to go off the rails, so there was another shot!
At the end of the two shots, Gao Zixing opened the set of boxes and saw that there was still one! So hook up and hook up, and the sofa will do it again1
At the end of the third shot, even if there is another set, Zong Yang can't do it.
The two of them were lying on the bed, and because they were too tired, they both fell asleep without a few words.
The conversation before falling asleep goes like this-
Gao Zixing: "The two men are good, after you finish three shots, I can still come with three shots!" ”
Zong Yang: "You just blow it, don't be afraid that your waist will bend ......"
Gao Zixing: "How do you know if you don't try!" ”
Zong Yang: "Die, you don't have a chance......"
Gao Zixing: "Why not?" Why? Depend on...... Miscellaneous...... Whew......"
Yang Lin slept until midnight and woke up from freezing. No matter how good the heating is, sleeping on the ground will not warm much.
So he climbed into bed, pulled the quilt, didn't even look at who was next to him, and then squeezed and went back to sleep......
Early the next morning, Xu Bing was the first to wake up. Why? Because last night Zong Yang told her to take a shower first, and she would come back in a while. Xu Bing naturally didn't hear who said it, she thought it was Yanglin! So she stumbled into the bathroom, but she didn't take a shower, she didn't take off her clothes, she fell asleep on the toilet lid.
Wearing clothes can resist frost points than bare feet, but if you sleep in this unscientific posture for a long time, you must be who sleeps and who is numb! So Xu Bing woke up, cramped, sat on the ground and rubbed his legs for a long time, while shouting to the bedroom: "Yanglin!" Wake up! Come and help me! ”
There was no movement in the bedroom for a long time, let alone an answer, and there was not even a snoring sound.
Xu Bing was a little angry, and it took a while to reluctantly stand up, she entered the house and looked, I'll go! What about people?
Where else can people hide in such a place? After Xu Bing's eyes glanced at it, he found that the things in the house were not his own!
Well? Got in the wrong room?
Xu Bing is still very witty, she immediately opened the door to see the house number, and at this time, two cleaners who cleaned up the guest room happened to pass by, and their whispering was so loud that Xu Bing didn't want to hear it.
"Yo, this is the shemale in room 1314!"
"Don't say it, if you look closely, it's a bit like a shemale!"
You're a shemale!
Xu Bing wanted to complain, but her mind was more sensitive to numbers. Room 1314? Isn't that the room Yang Lin wants to live in? For the sake of the moral of the room number, he always engages in these useless ......
But there were people living in 1314, so the last room was 1315!
Sure enough, I went to the wrong room! But how could you go to the wrong room? What about the people in this room?
With all kinds of questions, Xu Bing thought that it was better to knock on the door of his room first, so he began the arduous process of planing the door, and the loud voice directly recruited the management of this floor.
At the same time, the occupants of the room finally woke up and heard a knock on the door.
Gao Zixing put his head under the quilt, didn't open his eyes at all, and muttered directly: "You go and open the door!" ”
Zong Yang and Yang Lin received instructions at the same time, both of them were forced men who were used to being sent by their "girlfriends", so they got up one after the other, one took a pillow to cover his body, and the other took his underwear/pants and put them on his body while walking.
It was Yang Lin who took the pillow, he took a quick step, and went to open the door, Zong Yang was looking for underwear in a daze, just missed Yang Lin to get up, but when Zong Yang put on his underwear and walked to the door, Yang Lin had already opened the door a gap!
Xu Bing, who had knocked on the door for a long time, was on fire, so she vigorously pushed the door open, and at this time, she and the management aunt saw two naked men appear in front of them in various ways!
At the same time, there is a smell wafting from the room, you know!
The kiss marks on Yang Lin's body! The scratches on Zong Yang's body! What a fierce battle!
Oh Aru! The management aunt's eyes were blinded in an instant!
"That ......" The management aunt spoke first: "Don't quarrel here, you will lose money if you break things, everyone should deal with it calmly......"
The management aunt gave Xu Bing a "girl, I sympathize with you" look, and then quickly retreated from the battlefield.
Xu Bing was a little blind, but she was still a little sensible, so she hurriedly entered the room and closed the door.
Yang Lin didn't know what was going on, but he found that Xu Bing and his aunt were looking behind him, and he looked back very weakly.
Damn! Are you kidding! Are you going to scare me to death!
Yang Lin thought that he had drunk too much last night and hugged the wrong person, but he didn't expect it to be such a person!
It's not Gao Mei. Beauty is Zongyang!!
When Zong Yang saw Yang Lin's face, he didn't even know what the collapse was.
Even though he can adapt to emergencies in the mall, he is completely paralyzed by this bizarre encounter!
As a result, the three of them stared at each other, and none of them dared to speak first.
Placket? Damn, what are you talking about?
At this time, someone is willing to speak. Who is it? The one on the bed!
Gao Zixing came out of the quilt with a head and a smooth arm, fortunately he was afraid of the cold air in the morning, otherwise he would have bravely gotten out of bed directly......
Gao Zixing rubbed his eyes and asked, "Who knocked ...... Well? ”
Gao Zixing blinked: "Two Zongyang? ”
Everyone: "......"
Gao Zixing got up to take a closer look, because he couldn't see Yang Lin clearly from this angle, and could only see half of his white ass and body, and at this time, Zong Yang immediately reacted!
He slammed over and held down Gao Zixing, stammering a little: "No! Can't get up! ”
"Huh?" Zong Yang looks so nervous, is it because there is a naked man in the room?
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Naked Men !!! Why are there other naked men in our room!!!
"Zongyang!! You're carrying me behind your back—"
Gao Zixing's roar was truncated by Xu Bing: "Heh! Maybe you're a threesome! ”
After Xu Bing sneered, Tairuo naturally walked to the bed, picked up Yang Lin's clothes and pants, walked back to Yang Lin unhurriedly, and threw it to him without saying a word.
I didn't even look at Yang Lin.
"Xu Bing??" Gao Zixing is even more blindsided, what kind of plot is this?? What the hell did I miss out on sleeping too long!
Yang Lin silently got dressed, then turned his head to them and said, "Although I have no memory after I drank high last night, I can guarantee that I have no relationship with either of you." ”
Xu Bing rubbed his temples and echoed in a cold tone: "I can prove that this idiot sleeps when he is drunk, and he can't play at all." ”
"Zong Yang," Gao Zixing hurriedly poked Zong Yang, who was pretending to be dead on him, and asked in a low voice, "What happened?" ”
At this time, Yang Lin was already dressed, Xu Bing twisted his arm, and said lightly: "Let's go to your room first and wait for you, and then come and change rooms with us after you are dressed." ”
The words were like tongue twisters, but Gao Zixing still understood them instantly.
He always shows that he still has some IQ when he is strange, which also has something to do with his black brain hole (referred to as black hole).
They left, but Zong Yang still didn't look up.
Gao Zixing wondered, he understood it just now, probably entered the wrong room, and the three of them slept for a night.
I vaguely remember that he and Zong Yang came three times, and the three shots were not the same in various places, but I just didn't notice that Yang Lin was also in the room!
Zongyang: What's wrong? Does he know that Yang Lin is also there? Don't...... He went to the Yang Forest!!
Yanglin's ass really looks good!!
"Zong Yang!" Gao Zixing broke Zong Yang's head and made him look up! As a result, I saw Zong Yang who was blushing!
Don't!! It's true??
"Zongyang ......" Gao Zixing's brain hole was smooth, but it instantly turned into a tolerant and generous "Holy Mother": "I am also at fault for this, I don't blame you." ”
Zong Yang's eyes immediately widened, and he wanted to speak, but he was choked by his own saliva and coughed.
Gao Zixing hurriedly helped him smooth his back, and sighed: "The matter has come to this, just turn this page." ”
Zong Yang finally stopped coughing, he pinched Gao Zixing's face, and said unhappily: "I'm not interested in anyone other than you!" ”
"But it's going to be messy when you're drunk!" Gao Zixing pinched Zong Yang back, but he didn't pinch his face, but pinched Zong Yang's head very obscenely!
"Mess with your head!" Zong Yang pushed him away: "Hurry up and get dressed!" It's too big! I don't have the face to see them! ”
"You really didn't him? Or...... You let me see your!! Your can only be mine!! ”
Zong Yang pushed away Gao Zixing again, pointed at his nose, and said solemnly: "Mine can only be mine!" Yours can only be mine! Remember! ”
Boom, the domineering president is bullying the again!
The author has something to say: the title of this chapter is really like to be called "No H Please Don't River Crab Me!" 》
Because I've been being censored online lately! Dare to ask the audit god! Have you taken a closer look? There are a few sensitive words, but it doesn't mean that I wrote h!
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