He has played in the Brazilian Liga, the Portuguese Super League and La Liga, and now has made a home in Rome, Italy, and he is already proficient in Spanish, and his Italian has also broken through well. The net is worth your collection...... However, because Italian is the least proficient of all the languages he can speak, he often posts his status on social networks in Portuguese or Spanish.

But this time! This state of his is Italian from beginning to end! All the words that he was not sure of in Italian were not directly used in the language he was more familiar with, but he looked them up, checked them carefully, and read them aloud several times in a dramatic tone, and then they were released!

Emma, isn't this just what she wants the Italian Football Federation to see!

You can imagine how excited he was after releasing this status! Little hearts are fluttering! Once again, he was impressed by his ingenuity! And right there hahahaha laughed, rolled on the bed several times in a row!!

Mother Lei, who was outside the door, was just about to knock on the door and shout to come down to eat with long and short legs, but she heard such a sound. Lei's mother's expression became solemn, and when she turned her head to look at Lei's father, she said extremely cautiously: "It seems to be starting to get sick." What to do......? Do you want to notify the club? ”

The long and short legs who thought they had found a way to appeal and ideas waited there for a long time, waiting for many messages from fans and netizens, but they didn't wait for Skotic's reply! So the long and short legs waited and waited, and when it was time to go to bed, he still didn't wait for the other party to give him a response, so he lay on the bed and fell asleep!!

The long and short legs are too big in the heart, and they can sleep peacefully after doing such a thing, but the outside world is making a fuss because of his state! Many media outlets have cited his status, many have added all sorts of speculation after citing his status, and many have been cautious about it.

You know, don't look at the long and short legs, it's just a boy who hasn't passed his twentieth birthday, but he has a lot of ideas! Even the editor-in-chief of The Sun once tweeted that Garrincha is such a boy with infinite whimsy that he never makes it possible to guess what he will do next.

Check it out! Check it out! Even the editor-in-chief of The Sun said that the long and short legs were "too strange...... What other media outlet in Europe could have predicted what his next move would be?

Let alone...... Now the media needs to guess not only about the length and short legs of a person, the possible next move.

Skotic.

Scottich!!

After the long and short legs posted that form, not only the European media, but also many players who play in other leagues have kept their eyes open and always keep an eye on Scottic's social network homepage!

Anyone can know that garrincha is talking nonsense! In order to be able to escape the severe punishment of eight bans, he has been able to spare anything! But what about Scottic? Can he also go out for the same goal, the same dream and long and short legs together!

The crowd said that Scottic could never have been like Garrincha and had not given up for the sake of the purpose!

It was at seven o'clock the next morning, while most people were still in their beds, that Scottic responded to this affectionate call for long and short legs:

[The bite is a bet between me and Garrincha.] When I was in the tunnel, Garrincha said to me, "Do you believe I can beat you three times in a row?" I said, of course I don't believe it. And then he said, 'Then we'll see, if I can beat you three times in a row during the game, you can bite me and bite me in the neck.'" 】

One can imagine what the first words of the long and short legs will be after waking up on this day......

"I'm!!! I'm so!!! ”

Just lying on the bed and watching Skotic's response in a daze was long enough, and his legs were so angry that he jumped out of bed in the middle of winter! Not to mention...... After that, he also saw his teammates at Atletico, Yulan's seniors and Toney, who left a message at the bottom of his homepage and told him to see Skotic's response! And one by one they smiled and said:

[So that's what happened! Leiy, you're really going a little too far. 】

That's not the way it is!! How can you believe that bastard so lightly!! Seeing that his former teammates didn't understand him so well, and said things that made him feel so wronged, Long and Short Legs felt that the sky would not dawn today.

He felt the malice from the world!!

But the malice from the world will always secretly give you another magic sword when people think that this qiē is enough! When he was sitting on the bed in pajamas and losing his temper today, he didn't want to go to the training base to be watched and misunderstood, and his club head coach Pablo called!

Pablo: "Leiy! When did you get in touch with Skotic and come to a tacit understanding? Attaboy! I think the direction of this appeal is feasible!! Fast! Go to your social networks and tell everyone that what Scottic said is true! I'll ask the club to prepare the appeal materials!! ”

Long and short legs: "What he said is obviously false!! It's fake!! It's all fake!! Liars big liars!! ”

On the morning of this day, Long and Short Legs did not go to the training base, because he endured humiliation and unwillingness under the coercion and temptation of the head coach, reposted Scottic's response, and added a smiley face emoji!! Smiling face!! What else is he going to do next! His innocence is gone!!

Long and short legs feel that he doesn't want to train not only this morning, but also this afternoon, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow!! He's going to jump into the river! He's going to crash into a flying car! He's going to climb St. Petersburg Cathedral!!

When the little long and short legs sent his feelings to his good friend Tigos, the Portuguese sent him a reply almost every minute: "I'm with you! But can you wait for me! I'll only be here on Wednesday! 】

Seeing this reply, the long and short legs finally couldn't bear it anymore and cried, and shouted in his room: "Skotic! I hate you!! ”

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Skotic, who was training with his teammates in his training uniform in the Roma training base, suddenly sneezed three times in succession, which made the captain of the Roma team, Christian, who was running next to him, look back at him and ask:

"What? Got a cold? ”

Skotic, who was banned for eight games by the Football Association but still did not miss training, frowned and felt for a moment before shaking his head.

Seeing that the other party was so sure, Christian didn't say much, but continued to talk to the other party about the club helping him appeal the punishment:

"The club got in touch with the manager of Lazio early this morning, and although we are bitter rivals in the same city, we are on the same page when it comes to revoking the ban between you and Garrincha. Later today, both of our clubs will submit formal appeals to the Football Association. ”

Skotic nodded.

"At that point, the club may ask you to cooperate with our grievance scheme. You're just like Garrincha and raving about him on the Internet! ”

Skotic struggled for a moment, then finally nodded.

"Remember! The primary purpose of the first is to cancel the ban penalty or reduce the ban penalty! For this purpose! A qiē is something that can be sacrificed!! ”

This time, Scottic finally didn't nod again......

That is, three days later, Roma and Lazio waited for the official reply of the Italian Football Federation to their appeal like the stars and the moon! The official ruthlessly dismissed their appeal!!

Obviously, although the outside media has reported the two of them on this ban and "unsportsmanlike behavior" round after round! However, the Italian Football Federation still thinks that these two clubs are teaming up with the players themselves to tease them!

Isn't it, except for a few particularly special and simple Europeans, all fans in Asia expressed their disbelief that Long Short Legs and Scottic were telling the truth! I don't believe they mean it!!

Many sports media are indignant that the current players have really done anything to be able to revoke the ban! Of course, there are many more media outlets that just say hahahahahahahaha

A ban is punished, but it has caused a hundred kinds of joy, which is really rare in football.

Even in the hometown of long and short legs, the folks and elders are quite happy that Lei Yi was banned for this reason and missed another game against the Torino team.

The campaign to collect "millions of likes" for long and short legs has also been launched again, and this time long and short legs are about to win his first "ten million likes......

But in the face of such a grim situation and a hot and cold situation, neither the Roma team nor the Lazio team gave up! They didn't give up!!

Both teams intend to file a second appeal for their respective club's heavyweights after consultations! Even if it can only reduce the ban by one time! That's good too!

And in order to convince the Italian Football Federation that there is really no contradiction between Garrincha and Skotic and that their private relationship is really good, the club manager has entrusted a sacred task to their respective captains!

Bring out Scottic and Garrincha! Take a picture that makes people believe that their relationship is really good, too good to be good!

In this way, on a sunny afternoon, the captains of the two teams each led their bear children to meet in front of two nude male sculptures on the Roman Empire.

Christian: "Hey, I'm already on the pitch, what about you?" ”

Gazola: "I'm with little Leiy, right now in front of a café, and little Leiy says he wants a cup of hot cocoa to calm down. ”

The author has something to say: I don't have a donkey in front of the two nude male sculptures:

And tomorrow I won my sister, and I want to accompany her to the buffet to see the museum, and I may not be able to update the tat...... Anyway, I'm trying, trying......