190. The second fool lied and wanted to cover up his shame, and the mother was full of witty words, and she was angry with the dog's blood soy sauce

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Xue Yinong grabbed Xu Shutong's shoulder, she turned her head to look at the hand on her shoulder, and said with a smile: "Where I will fall, the emperor is really overprotective." Although the mouth refuses to admit it, the heart is used.

Xue Yi was so thick that he didn't joke with her, "The road is slippery, be careful, the night of the gradual departure makes my heart scare, I can never bear any more accidents." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm like that, I was born quite smoothly last time."

"Never again."

Xu Shutong said: "Is this up to us?" ”

"As long as you don't do that pose, you should be fine, right?" She wasn't sure, but when she conceived a child twice, she made that very shy position.

Xu Shutong nodded.

In the early morning, it was not good to continue this shy question, so the two stopped. When I returned to the main house, I saw that I had moved a small stool out, and there were wooden basins, brushes, and small mats.

"Pity."

Cun Xi raised his head and said, "The emperor and Niangniang are back, how is that one?" ”

"It's all good!"

It's a pity to look for them behind them but don't see the wild goose, I don't know where she went, and it's not good to ask directly, for fear that Xue Yinong and the others will laugh at him.

Xue Yinong asked her, "What are you doing, have you eaten it?" ”

"Still eating, you didn't come back, I don't know what to do, I didn't sleep well last night, it has been thundering, the slave maid is afraid that the second princess will cry, and has been guarding, but they slept very soundly, the slave and maid delayed for a night, and I don't have the strength at this time, so I waited for the mother to come back and make breakfast."

Xu Shutong said: "We have eaten outside. ”

"Eaten? That ...... "Did you bring us some points?"

"I brought it to you, too, in the wild goose. Where did the second fool and Gongju go, and they haven't gotten up yet, are they sleeping lazy in the house? ”

Cun regretted and said: "That's not it, the two of them got up earlier than the slave and sneaked out." The slave and maid got up and called them, but found that the cot was empty, but the smell of urine could not be escaped. ”

Xue Yinong and Xu Shutong woke up immediately, "She peed on the bed last night?" ”

"It's not, I didn't let the slave and maid know, I secretly ran to fetch water to wash, the slave and the maid secretly went to see it, the two of them were desperately pulling the water, and after they couldn't pull it, they asked someone to help, and took a small basin to wash, so that the slave and the maid knew, but the 'evidence' that fell on the bed couldn't escape, the slave and the maid took out the small mat and dried it, and the little mat was about to be washed."

The two suddenly realized that this was the case, and they couldn't help laughing, and the two fools suddenly became a happy topic. Xue Yinong returned to the house, changed his clothes, put on his shoes, and prepared to go to court, when he went out, he saw Xiao Gongju coming back with the second fool from a distance.

She suddenly had a narrow thought, she wanted to play tricks on the second fool, and stood there still, waiting for her to come.

The second fool obviously saw it too, and talked to Xiao Gongju with his pants in his hand before, "Princess, you must not sue others about the nest." ”

"No, no, I won't sue anyone."

"That's pretty much the same, otherwise the nest will never talk to you, the nest counts, you must protect the nest's little face."

Xiao Gongju said: "Don't worry, I won't say anything, no one will tell us, let's go back quickly, otherwise it will be a big shame for my aunt to find us and find out that we are not there." ”

They came out for a long time, and when they came out, they regretted that they had not woken up, and suddenly they felt that they could do something without realizing it.

I saw Xue Yinong standing there, and I didn't feel good. The second fool quickly kneaded the washed pants into a ball and held it in his hand, hid it behind him, and repeatedly instructed Xiao Gongju not to mention it to anyone, so he slowly approached.

"Father, you're back." The second fool smiled brightly, it was a little too brilliant, too dazzling. Xue Yinong didn't break her either.

"yes, where have you been, it's so early today."

"Ah, the nest is fine, the nest will go out for a walk with the princess, take a walk, look at the flowers, look at the grass, exercise, father, the nest is very strong."

"Oh, that's great. Second fool, who do you see behind? ”

The second fool turned his head, the hand behind his back was exposed, Xue Yinong walked over quickly, grabbed the thing in his hand, and said, "Hey, isn't this Xiaohuahua pants?" ”

The second fool knew that he had been fooled, and he was angry for a while, "My father lied to people." "I wanted to grab it, but the difference in height was big, and I jumped like a frog a few times, and finally surrendered.

"Whose pants do they belong to?"

The second fool's face was like frost, and he said, "Two stupid." ”

"Why are you here?"

"The wind blew on the ground and got dirty, so the second fool took it and washed it."

"Why don't you call someone else?"

"The second fool does it himself, don't trouble others."

Xue Yinong got closer and sniffed, and said deliberately: "There is still a smell of urine, why?" ”

The second fool only replied, "Wet the bed." ”

Xiao Gongju pulled her sleeve next to her and reminded her in her ear, "It's exposed, you said it." ”

The second fool was busy covering his mouth, and the truth could not be covered for a long time. However, Xue Yinong's 'funny' was finished, so that he didn't embarrass her, "Lie to you, wash it very clean." You did a good job, my father brought you delicious food from the street, and I regret that you haven't had breakfast yet, so ......"

The second fool, who felt that he had been hit hard just now, was resurrected in an instant, "Where, where is the food?" She looked left and right, and her spirit was flying. The second fool was particularly moved, hugged Xue Yinong's thighs, and rubbed his face around, "Thank you, father, what about the food?" ”

"At your Aunt Luoyan's."

Luo Yan came over early at this time, but was snatched away by the second fool domineeringly, and pulled Xiao Gongju to the house to eat, "It's a pity that Aunt Cun, come and eat, otherwise we will eat it all." ”

She could still be heard screaming in the room.

Xue Yinong smiled, and Xu Shutong was even more embarrassed, "I just kept standing next to me, and she didn't see me." ”

Xue Yinong smiled: "Yes, if you have food, you become blind and a dog, you can't see anything, you can only smell the fragrance." But Dredging Tong, that's definitely visible, it's just that you're too beautiful, and the beauty has become a landscape, and the two fools can't bear to disturb after appreciating it. ”

"Hmph, don't say anything nice, you're still standing here, why don't you go to the court soon, it's not too early."

Xue Yinong shouted: "Yes! The geese fell, prepared to drive, and set off. The sedan chair came over quickly, and went all the way to the main hall.

In the afternoon, when she was writing the recital, she remembered that there was one more thing to do, and she thought about it for a long time before she remembered that she wanted to write a letter to the Empress Dowager He.

I took the cut paper over, put it in the envelope after writing, and shouted loudly: "Luo Yan ......" shouted for a long time, and no one agreed, so I couldn't help laughing: "The female is not staying, and every day when I come back is to get together with the pity, and I don't feel annoyed when I meet every day, these two people suddenly fell in love, and it was strange and sticky." ”

She was laughing alone, when someone suddenly answered. "Is the emperor called Sister Luoyan, she is not here, and it is the same if you have something to greet the slave maid."

This person speaks very well, his voice is clear and crisp, especially in such a big summer, hot season, a good voice can also remove a little heat.

Xue Yinong didn't know when she was there, probably doing things with her heart and didn't notice it.

She said, "Oh, who are you?" The voice was unfamiliar, and I looked up. ”

The palace maid raised her head, she looked very good-looking, and she was a little familiar. Xue Yinong couldn't remember who it was for a while, but he just felt that he had seen it somewhere.

"What's your name?"

The palace maid secretly rejoiced, "The slave's surname is Yu, and her maid's name is Xiulan." ”

"Yu Xiulan, it sounds quite familiar." She had already remembered in her heart, isn't this one of the duo who is known as the best in this draft with Yan Wushang.

"It's probably because the name of the slave is too popular, so the emperor feels familiar."

"It's kind of a bit."

Yu Xiulan secretly vomited blood.

"You've been to the show?"

"Yes."

"Why didn't you go home, it shouldn't be difficult to pick a good family according to your conditions, how could you think of staying, and you can still be a palace maid, and it's okay to be a female official, isn't this wronged you?"

She didn't believe that Yu Xiulan appeared in front of her, it was an accident, and beautiful women appeared in front of her, and there were very few accidents.

In this accident, there must be a man-made subtle design that she does not know.

"Don't be aggrieved, the slave maid has always longed to be a palace maid, I think those sisters are dignified, and they can look up to the emperor and the demeanor of the mother......"

Yu Xiulan's eyes flashed with longing, her age, coupled with that kind of demeanor, would indeed make people feel pity for the jade.

"Now that you've looked up to me, isn't it time to go home?"

"Nope! The slave maid felt that it was too satisfying to be able to stay by the emperor's side, which was what many people wanted but couldn't. She can understand the mood of that little fan, but there are no women who worship the emperor in this world, only those who want to be eaten by the emperor and eat the emperor.

Worship or something, this kind of bloody youth, Xue Yinong never believes it. "If you want to look up to me, stand farther away! In this way, it is easier to see clearly, and you can save yourself from seeing pimples on my face, which will be age spots in the future. As a good admirer, you just don't disturb my life, your appearance is not enough to be qualified for the great profession of palace maid, so I will punish you from the palace now. ”

Where is Yu Xiulan willing, but she made a deal with the Queen Mother, so she had to have this opportunity.

"Please forgive the emperor, the slave doesn't know what she did wrong?" Yu Xiulan had already knelt down.

"I don't know, huh!" Xue Yinong stood up, when she was a fool, she walked over, hooked Yu Xiulan's chin with her fingers, and let her look at herself, "Don't you just want to hook up with me, with this kind of indiscriminate tricks, you want to realize your life ideals, what kind of person do you think of me, am I the kind of person who can't resist temptation, who is behind your back, telling you to be so bold and come to the Splendid Palace casually." ”

The more Xue Yinong spoke, the more angry she became, and Yu Xiulan retreated again and again. She doesn't think that any man can pass the 'beauty pass', or Xue Yinong faces that Xu demon every day, so she is aesthetically tired, and who is a rouge vulgar fan?

"Slave maid...... There is no one behind the slave and maid, it is the slave and the maid themselves who want to come, please ...... Please don't misunderstand, Your Majesty. As she spoke, she paid attention to her surroundings, and suddenly a corner of her clothes appeared in the corner of her eye, and she was overjoyed.

The people who can come and go here are all Xue Yinong and Xu Shutong's henchmen, no matter who that person is, it is enough to cause an 'uproar' for Xue and Xu.

"Your Majesty, the slave and maid know that they are wrong, and the slave and maid admit that they do have thoughts of you, and they ...... of Ru Mu Zhi" said, leaning over to Xue Yinong. This turn shì turned, and Xue Yinong retreated.

"Yo, it's very affectionate."

Xu Shutong's voice hit Xue Yi like thunder, and his whole body trembled, and he pushed Yu Xiulan away. "What are you doing, I don't know why."

Xu Shutong said: "What are you doing, look, you pushed down other girls, so cruel, there is no grace at all." ”

Yu Xiulan pretended to fall.

Xue Yinong rolled his eyes, just that little strength can push people down, and Yu Xiulan is too good at it. She said in her heart: "What if Shutong misunderstands me, I can't wash it up if I jump into the river of love." ”

Xu Shutong bypassed Xue Yinong's side, walked up to Yu Xiulan and said, "Girl, it's okay, but where did you fall?" The emperor is really heavy, how can he do such a thing to a girl? It's too rude, I can't bend my body, you can get up yourself! Lying on the ground again, it's too ugly. ”

Yu Xiulan twitched a few times in her heart, but she still got up, she couldn't figure out what moth Xu Shutong was playing, and now she could only brake quietly.

After Yu Xiulan got up, Xu Shutong praised again, what kind of appearance is good, "Look at these eyebrows, to a little bit of the queen's bones, you look at this face, exuding a delicate, youthful brilliance, you look at this lips, this nose, finely carved, this is not a woman in the world, this is simply a fairy in the demon world." ”

Anyway, where are the fairies in the demon world, aren't they goblins? Xu Shutong cursed Yu Xiulan around the corner, Yu Xiulan couldn't hear it, and replied: "Niangniang is too famous, the posture of the slave and maid Pu Liu, where is it worthy, to be the mother of the demon world, is the queen of the demon world!" It is unmatched, and Su Daji is incomparable in the world. ”

Xu Shutong sneered in his heart, and said in his heart: "Sharp teeth, I refuse to eat at all, I don't know how to hide in the palace, and it is useless to have scheming." "Yes, the emperor praises me for being better than Su Daji every time, and Zhao Feiyan is angry, where am I worthy? What a compliment, Your Majesty. ”

Xue Yinong said: "You are worth it." ”

Yu Xiulan gritted her teeth, this is obviously 'showing affection' in front of her, is it amazing, she will be a concubine in the future, and she will kill Xu Shutong in seconds. If you have it, let some villains have the ambition first.

"Does the emperor want to take advantage of the fact that he has not forgotten the jì family and took this girl in, so that the bad family can be regarded as having a conversation with the emperor, and it is a pity that he has no reputation?"

actually wants her to be a concubine, what trick is Xu Shutong playing. Yu Xiulan didn't dare to underestimate the enemy. However, she wanted Xu Shutong and Xue Yinong to tear their faces, but these two people didn't move for a long time, which made her unhappy.

"Shutong, you've said it." Xue Yinong was a little unhappy, Xu Shutong said that it didn't matter if he had fun, but don't be really jealous and say something against his heart.

"Is there one? Not really. This girl is also the queen's distant cousin, her status is not bad, and she has worked as an errand in the queen mother, so she was recommended to the Splendid Palace, is she not worthy of being a confidant to the emperor? ”

Xu Shutong said Yu Xiulan's details in a few words, Yu Xiulan was surprised, this surprise was too late to hide, she thought that what she did was not leaking, it turned out to be in the hands of others, and she was scared, and said in her heart: "I met an opponent!" ”

Xue Yinong also suddenly understood the intention of Xu Shutong's words, and couldn't help but be a little annoyed. 'Eyebrows' with the Queen Mother, isn't it a good thing, and the Queen Mother is restless again?