Although there has always been a legend that a player has improved a team's beauty index by an entire level. But the aura of the team is really a wonderful thing, and if you put the same players in the Real Madrid shirt and the Atletico shirt it is definitely different. And it must be wearing Real Madrid's white shirt to enhance the team's temperament.

The same male god Enzo, who wears an Atletico jersey may make a whole group of straight male fans say to him: Enzo! I'm going to have a baby for you!! But if he changes to Real Madrid's number 14 shirt...... Emma, it must be a square full of people lying there and saying to him: Male God! I'm already lying down! Do whatever you want with me!!

According to this "jersey theory", with a light blue jersey with an eagle and a shield printed on the chest, Lazio's entire team style should be handsome. But this Blue Eagle is not!!

Under the leadership of the vice-captain, Colombian Caballe, and the influence of coach Pablo on the team, the Blue Eagles' style of painting has become increasingly ferocious. Yes, the leadership of the vice-captain. Although Lazio's captain Gazzola is a fairly mild-tempered person, it is precisely because of his mild temper that when the team's short-guarded single arrow Cavali appears, his sense of existence often approaches zero infinitely! Zero, Zero, Zero!!

It can be said that this is a team where the captain maintains peace in the locker room, and the vice captain covers everyone outside and leads his subordinates to go out to fight......

It was precisely because the newcomer's long and short legs did not understand this that Lei Yi, who was taught by his teammates that "when you come to a new team, you must first hug the thighs of the best players in the team", the ultimate meaning of not being bullied in the locker room, he completely mistook the direction in which he hugged his thighs!!

Razor Facebook: Gazola is a noble player and it's great to play with a team with a player like that.

Ray Wing Twitter: When I train, Gazola's professionalism is always contagious.

Thunder Wing Instagram: Gazola gave me a jersey of his autograph!!

Lei Yi Weibo: I've heard it all // Garrincha's brainless black: four clubs in four years in a row! The loyalty of Leiy Garrincha, a slave with the surname of the fourth family!!

The style of painting is completely wrong, so idiot!! Are you showing everyone the wrong way to hug your thighs!! And how the hell did the last one get in!!

Friends and former teammates Dominguez, who had come to Serie A before they landed in European football, and who already knew the various teams in Serie A very well, were silent after seeing the latest status posted on several major social networks of Thunder Wing.

Domingos: "All the social networks stopped posting new statuses and waited for me at home, and I came back in four hours. ”

Lei Yi: "Ah...... Yes? ”

Domingos: "Wait for me at home." ”

Dominguez was still as concise as ever, and after only saying a few sentences, he hung up the phone, leaving long and short legs there alone, although he didn't know what was going on, but he always felt as if he was very strict......

But......

Wait a minute!! Dominguez said to be over in four hours!! Come on!!

Obviously, this kind of saying looks at you, and this is the wonderful feeling that appears downstairs in your house, and the long and short legs are only felt during the Portuguese Super League. At that time, due to the close proximity between Lisbon and Porto, it was easy to travel between the two largest and second largest cities in Portugal by train.

The friendship with Tigos allowed the pair to memorize the train schedules between the two cities shortly after Thunderwing's move to Porto.

But in Portugal, although Lisbon and Porto are close, Portugal does not have that much population, and the railway industry is not so developed. The number of trips between the two cities is also limited, only a few times a day.

But Italy is different! In Europe, Italy, France, Spain and Germany, all four countries have extremely developed railway industries. The fourth-generation high-speed rail is fast and convenient, and there seems to be nothing to dislike about it other than the exorbitant ticket price.

In addition, trains from Rome to Milan and from Milan to Rome run almost every hour.

In other words, although he and Domingos have not been able to play in the same city, the distance between them has been reduced to three hours by train since the day he moved to Lazio.

Four hours later, Dominguez rang the doorbell of Thunderwing's house.

Not long ago, I saw each other's long and short legs, but when I saw each other, I had a wonderful feeling of "life is wonderful". It's like ...... He and Dominguez were such good friends when they played for São Paulo, they would always do a lot of things together. But after the two of them came to Europe to play football one after another, the distance and the new friends he met always gave him the illusion that their relationship was not as close as it was three years ago.

But the moment he opened the door and saw each other, Lei Yi would understand that an illusion would of course only be an illusion, and he seemed to have returned to the moment when he opened the door in a small rental house in São Paulo three years ago.

Indescribably happy, but a little nervous. So he smiled at the other and asked, "Let's go for a cup of coffee Dominguez?" ”

Drinking coffee is such a wonderful word. In many places outside of Asia, it has a lot of meanings.

When a man is interested in a woman, he asks, will we go for a cup of coffee together?

When a person feels depressed and sad, the well-wishers who meet in Pingshui will ask, why don't we go for a cup of coffee together?

When a person feels good and wants to be happier, he will say to the people around him, go get a cup of coffee!

Hearing the greeting of long and short legs, Dominguez smiled, and restrained the words that he had already thought about how to beat the other party well on the way here, and just nodded and asked, "Why not?" ”

With that, Thunder Wing just put on a hat and went out with Domingos.

Overall, Rome is not the capital of Italy as many people imagine. It's certainly not as prosperous and trendy as Milan. Many parts of it look very old, while others it is old, a modern city built on top of an ancient city in the truest sense of the word.

In the city center, it's easy to see buildings or ruins that are thousands of years old.

Fearing the destruction of these precious relics, Rome's metro was not well developed, and transportation here was more dependent on buses.

Compared to Madrid, where Lei Yi had been staying, Italians in Rome clearly knew how to enjoy life better. Of course, it's easy to find an open-air bar where you can drink.

"Coffee with cream, want a big cup, thank you!"

"Coffee, thank you."

After choosing a less open spot in the surrounding grass that was not very inconspicuous and inconspicuous, Long and Short Legs asked for a large cup of coffee with cream, while Dominguez asked for a basic cup of coffee.

The so-called big cup, of course, is not the kind of big cup that Starbucks has. Maybe it's because Italians or most Europeans are so used to drinking coffee that there are several times a day when they have the opportunity to drink coffee and when they think about it, they will have very small cups of coffee.

Even the kind of big cup that Lei Yi wanted, at best, it was only the size of the most ordinary black tea cup in a domestic hotel, and it was too big to hold it with one hand. Like Dominguez, if he only says he wants a cup of coffee, then the waiter will generally default to the fact that he wants a super small mini cup of espresso, the kind that will not be gone after two or three sips. Most of the time, such a cup of coffee is served with a glass of water.

"Don't you really want to try their coffee with cream, Dominguez? I've been here many times, just because the fresh milk I make here is delicious, and I give a lot of it every time, and I drink a cup of coffee as if I was eating fresh milk and dipping it in coffee. ”

Dominguez just shook his head at the long and short legs.

Now, it's time to get down to business with him here.

"Can you explain to me what the hell is going on with those statuses that you posted on social networks?"

Yes...... Yes?

In the four hours it took Dominguez to come, Long and Short Legs had not tried to think about what had caused his friend to come in such a hurry. But Dominguez only said a word, and he told him that his previous guesses were all wrong!!

"I ...... I thought something was going on! It turned out that it was just those few statuses I posted on social networks!! You think I'm doing a good job!! My teammates at Atletico taught me, they said that I didn't know any friends in Lazio, and they were worried that I wouldn't get along well with everyone at the beginning, so they asked me to come here and quickly praise the best players in Lazio! But I praised him and said that he was good, so even if everyone didn't like me so much at first, they wouldn't be so fierce to me. ”

Football locker room stunt! Hug your thighs!!

Usually suitable for all kinds of fearsome offspring, as well as younger players who may make new teammates unhappy!!

When you have a hunch that your new club dressing room may be waiting for you with a kind of tinted glasses, with all kinds of aura, the imposing newcomer only needs to take advantage of the situation to get down on one knee and hug his thigh!!

Hold the thickest thigh in the team! Say all kinds of crooked confessions!! Seize the opportunity to hug him in public! Kiss him!!

That way, all of your problems will be solved......

Although the truth is correct, when it comes to it, it is really that although I can't say what is wrong, I just feel that something is wrong.

And when I thought that the outside world was rumored to be "disabled and strong", all kinds of cute, simple and kind Lei Yi used this trick, and I felt that I would never believe that there was still true love in the world......

The long and short legs here still want to show off in front of the other party, how did it take him two nights to come up with those few words, and how carefully and carefully considered it to perfect, Dominguez on the other side already said with a kind of unbearable:

"But you're getting the wrong person, Leiy."

You're getting the wrong person, Leiy. 】

You're getting the wrong person, Leiy. 】

You're getting the wrong person, Leiy. 】

A bolt from the blue......

The author has something to say: Lazio's captain is the coach who deliberately put the rack to do peace, and the old hahahahahahahaha, the little wings are definitely wrapped in the wrong thighs.

And this is Domingos when talking about coffee, the waiter's default configuration, Expresso. super small cup, a few years ago, I took a discount card for two people to go to a star-rated hotel for a buffet dinner, and because I ate so much, I actually used a folding card to be upset by the waiter, and asked him the type of coffee only spoke English to me, so that I didn't know that it was a god horse...... I make the cappuccino, I make the mocaccino, but what is Expresso......

And this is the amount that Little Wings will give when he says a large cup of coffee with cream, of course, not everyone will give so much of their own freshly made cream: