Not handsome, not handsome......

Hu Yue's mind echoed with this sentence, and his heart was filled with sadness and despair, this fucked world that looks at faces is really getting more and more incapable of giving people a way to live!

"Nuan Nuan, what's going on?"

Chu Xue walked over and hugged Cao Yuenuan, and said puzzledly, "Wasn't it okay yesterday, how can you say that you can divide it?" Did you lose your temper again and make him angry? ”

"You dissipate your anger first, calm down, and find a chance to say a humble word to him in two days, and you will be reconciled."

"No, it's not."

Cao Yuenuan began to cry again, "Xiaoxue is different this time, me and him are really finished." ”

"What the hell is going on?"

"Yesterday ......"

Cao Yuenuan snorted and said infinitely aggrieved, "...... Yesterday he told me that he wanted to spend a Singles' Day with his buddies in the dormitory, so he wanted to take a day off with me, but I didn't agree, thinking that how could I go to accompany Singles without accompanying my lover on Singles' Day, which is too unusual. ”

Then he got angry and said that this was the last Singles' Day in college, and he had to spend it with his good buddies in the dormitory no matter what.

"So we had a big fight, and we went back to our respective homes, and at first I thought it was just an ordinary quarrel, and it wouldn't be long before he would come back and confess his mistake to me."

"Unexpectedly, he called today and said that he wanted to break up with me."

"Xiaoxue, I have never been the only one who dumps others, and no one dares to dump me."

Cao Yuenuan cried so much that it was a pear blossom with rain, "I just found out just now, he quarreled with me yesterday and went back, and he was very depressed, so he found someone to go out and borrow wine to drown his sorrows, and complained to others while drinking, saying how I am, I'm really fed up and something." ”

"Then one of his buddies said, it's okay, brother, it's no big deal, if it doesn't work, it's a big deal, I'll be with you, and I'll be angry with that little!"

Then, they really announced that they were together...... I also went to open the house......"

"This ......"

The amount of information is a bit large, Chu Xue didn't know what to say for a while, so she could only comfort, "Maybe they are joking, deliberately angry with you like that, Nuan Nuan, look away, don't be angry with yourself." ”

"Besides, didn't you also say that you didn't like him for a long time, it's better to divide it early."

"But I can't swallow it! I was robbed of my boyfriend by a man, where will my face go when this kind of thing spreads? ”

Cao Yuenuan was very excited, "No, I'm going to take revenge on society!" ”

"Xiaoxue, do you love me?"

"Why do you ask?"

"You're still not my good sisters?"

"What the hell are you trying to say?"

"Xiaoxue, is it good for the two of us to do lace, pissed off that bastard... No, it's pissed off those bastards! ”

I'm sorry, this can't work!

Hu Yuezheng listened to it with relish, tearing and sadomasochism or something is the most interesting, he only hates that there are no melon seeds and spicy strips in his hands, and he can't enjoy the most supreme and most ** audience experience, but when he heard that Cao Yuenuan actually asked Chu Xue to do lace with her, Hu Yue suddenly couldn't sit still, "Chu Xue, don't promise her!" ”

"Hu Yue, you haven't left yet?"

"Hu Yue?!"

Cao Yuenuan seemed to have just discovered Hu Yue, so she immediately stopped crying, turned her face and stared at Hu Yue, "You heard it just now?" ”

"If you dare to speak out, I'll kill you!"

"Xiaoxue, let's go!"

Cao Yue nuanly put down a few words, and then took Chu Xue's arm and left.

I rub! Can you threaten people to be serious, if you say a few more words, you will die!

Hu Yue's chest is about to explode, this stinky girl is obviously ignoring herself!

"Only good-looking people have youth, and people like you only have pimples!"

"It's not your fault that you don't look good, but you always think that someone will like you, that's your fault!"

"You can't fall in love, and you can't be a top student, what's the point of staying in school?"

…………

Hu Yue subconsciously remembered Cao Yuenuan's words that he had mocked himself, and the sadness in his heart flowed backwards, this face-looking society really wants to force people to a dead end, either learn to be shameless, or go to the whole face, otherwise it is really impossible to live......

"Plastic Surgery ......"

Hu Yue suddenly remembered that Mu Zimi had sent him a prescription last night, saying that he could help him improve his body and help him become handsome.

"Why don't I go and research?"

Hu Yue was a little moved, took out his mobile phone and boarded QQ to see the specific situation, Mu Zimi actually sent a message again, "Yue Yue, you are here!" ”

Isn't it, she's really on the line all the time?

Hu Yue has a little warmth in her heart, whether she is a psychopath or really an alien, it is excellent to have this heart.

"I'll go up and look at the list you gave me so I can get something ready."

"Yes, yes, Yue Yue, you must hurry up and improve your body, your earthlings' bodies are really too weak."

"Does this really work?"

Hu Yue simply looked at the order, still a little uneasy, "There won't be any problems, right?" ”

"No, this is a prescription specially prepared for you by my mother with a super smart brain, it is very simple at first, and there will be absolutely no problems."

I hope I don't eat the dead.

Hu Yue looked at the prescription, there were more than a dozen kinds of Chinese medicine and seven or eight kinds of Western medicine, these medicines looked quite ordinary, most of them were still heard of by him, but they were just ...... Is it really good to mix Chinese medicine and Western medicine and cook it together?

"Mu Zimi, since you are on the planet Rab, how do you know that we will have these things on Earth?"

"Because of the goddess of fate, she can help us translate, she can perfectly interpret our wishes for each other, and we will not have any barriers to communicating with her, as if we were living in the same world."

Nima, this inexplicable god of fate again! It's very dramatic, okay!

Hu Yue was a little speechless, "It's also online dating, why can't I sense the existence of this god of fate?" ”

"Because your earth's technology is too backward."

Mu Zimi explained, "When you can grasp the gravitational waves, you will have the opportunity to sense the existence of the web of fate. ”

Also gravitational waves? Why do you feel unreliable the more you listen to it?

Hu Yue was a little hesitant, but in the end, the handsome ** prevailed, he decided to buy the things back first, and then find a little mouse, a little cockroach, a little ant or something to test it, and see the situation.

…………

"Beauty, five-dollar ravioli."

After all, he didn't eat dinner, and Hu Yue was a little hungry, so he ordered a bowl of wontons at a roadside stall first.

The one who collected the money was a beautiful girl, Hu Yue gave her 20 yuan, and the girl retrieved 15.

"This girl is a little smart!"

Hu Yue couldn't help but look at it a few more times, and couldn't help but go down, and then the girl asked him for another 30 yuan.

"Ouch, why are you still blushing? Could it be interesting to me? ”

Hu Yue found that the girl was still shy, her eyes began to dodge, and she couldn't help but be overjoyed, and continued to stare at her.

Then the sister gave Hu Yue another 50 yuan, her expression was already very cramped, Hu Yue didn't give up, and continued to look at her directly.

Now the girl was finally messy, and said, "Handsome guy, how much money did you give me just now?" ”

“……”

Nima, how could this be!

Hu Yue looked at the banknotes in his hand, Xiao Suo's disappointment was indescribable, "I'm sorry, I was distracted by thinking about things just now, I gave you 20 yuan, you found too much." ”

As he spoke, he returned the money.

Damn, shame on you! I feel better and better, how can I be good?

Hu Yue ate wontons worriedly, thinking about how to correct this problem, thinking about it, and only thought of one way, that is, to become handsome quickly!

As long as you become handsome, this is no longer narcissism, but self-confidence, and naturally it is not a problem!

After all, this is a face-watching society!