Q: How to get out of the breath the most pleasant?

Naturally, I did it myself.

Miss Belle, who waved a small handkerchief and sent people away, rolled up her sleeves and went into battle to punch and kick herself, but she avoided the vital parts of the human body very skillfully, until she was tired and sweaty, and then she was holding a wooden stick wrapped in silk cloth, snorting and panting.

Bao'er stood and looked at it for a long time with her sleeves and hands, and when she saw this, she silently took out a water bladder and handed it to Belle.

"Let's have a drink."

Sweating so much, the girl is so hard!

"Hey!" Belle took it happily, raised her head and poured it, her face was excited, and Bao'er who saw it had a faint pain for no reason!

Slightly glanced at the dead dog-shaped sack on the ground, ouch, what should I do if it hurts even more!

I have to go back to discuss with my father and mother, it is best to get married early, and the Zhai family in the province regrets it.

After all, some unspeakable essence is better to be hazy, otherwise - what if it scares people?

The sound of drinking water made Bao'er'er's ears move.

He raised his eyes again and looked at the sky, pondered the hour, and then turned his head and said:

"It's getting late, let's go back."

Belle, who poked and poked with a stick, nodded indispensably,

"Okay, that's it."

Just export gas, what else can I do!

After that, no one can fall well!

Bao'er raised her chin to the side, and the man in the long robe, who had already stood beside him, stepped forward quickly, looked carefully for a moment, got up and replied:

"There are only a few skin injuries, which are not in the way, and the girl has an excellent grasp of proportion, and she can heal after ten days of rest."

Boa: ...... Hehe--excellent grasp of proportion?!

Why don't you say how many times you've practiced!

Belle grinned and threw the stick in her hand, and someone hurriedly picked it up.

"Let's go, it's been some time to come out, send the little uncle back."

As he spoke, he pulled Bao'er's sleeve and jumped up to the carriage.

When the siblings left, they threw the sacks into an inconspicuous carriage, but for a while, the forest was silent.

On the way back, on the slightly swaying carriage, Bao'er said in a calm voice:

"That's the end of it."

Belle said, "Yes, otherwise! Even the Holy One knows that it is not good for him to settle old accounts one day. ”

Yes, if you want to beat someone's daughter-in-law and son's mother's brother, you have to talk to the saint and his old man.

After the bright road, it will be cheap in the future, and it is no longer a shortcoming, and no one will reveal it!

Bao'er nodded and said, "The rest ...... You don't care about getting married...... Well, you might as well play to yourself. ”

After thinking about it, Bao'er still felt that it was great for her sister to wait quietly.

Belle pouted, "Don't you dislike me, brother, you don't know, I'm busy!" The eldest nephew looks at his daughter-in-law, and so does the eldest niece...... My sister-in-law said that she wanted me to help you read it! ”

It's so busy!

Boa: ...... Please don't go into details, okay?

Sister-in-law is polite, you don't dare to take it seriously!

But I saw Belle with her chin up and a smug look, with "I'm so busy!" written all over her face! The facial expression twitched unbearably, and in the end he held back the words,

"You can take it easy, it's not easy for the eldest nephew and eldest niece."

It's hard to find a suitable person, little ancestor, don't add oil and vinegar to others!

It's not that Brother Bao likes to think cranky, it's really - I have to guard against it!

Just saw that his eldest nephew had a tense face all day long, and the girl was next to him a little, and he passed with one foot......

Tsk, good boy!

Glancing at the girl who was not at all conscious, and glancing again, Bao'er persuaded with a conscience:

“…… Otherwise, you can make a set of clothes for Chubby. ”

After all, it's the new daughter-in-law, no!

When Belle heard this, her face distorted for a while, and then she said very aggrievedly:

"I did, did he dare to wear it?"

Brother Bao, who knew his sister's craftsmanship, was suddenly choked, but he still didn't give up:

“…… Or, sew a purse......"

It's simpler! It's just a small piece of cloth, much smaller than a garment or something.

Belle's pretty face was even more distorted, and she said in a dark way:

"How many pieces of cloth do you have to use? Do you still have to embroider, it's more difficult to poke the cloth with a needle, and it's okay to be a hidden weapon, so it's better -- I'll give it a try. ”

Miss Belle's biggest shortcoming is that she doesn't know how to get red needlework.

It's just poking once, it hurts once, and it doesn't fall back!

Boa twitched the corners of her mouth, "When I didn't say it." ”

Belle didn't smile, "Hehe-"

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It's getting dark,

Two men dressed in black returned to the theater garden at night, carrying a sack one after the other.

The back door opened a crack, poked his head out, glanced left and right, beckoned out, and then the figure flashed, and the door quietly closed again.

In the second room next to the top of the west, the second master asked someone to strip him naked and throw it on the bed. One turned his head to the thin man standing beside the bed and said:

"You can think about it, if you regret it now, it's still too late, we didn't force anyone to come, naturally, the silver ticket should be yours or yours, you can rest assured."

The thin man cocked his orchid fingers, ate and smiled, his delicate face was full of coquettish smiles, and said:

"The two masters rest assured, since the villain should go, he has no intention of withdrawing, and he will not regret it, and he will not hide it from the two masters, this opportunity is really rare for the villain at the moment, as for what will happen in the future, it is all up to the villain to bear it alone, and he can't complain about others."

After that, he suddenly covered his mouth and laughed a few times, his eyes narrowed slightly,

“…… Speaking of the villain, the villain is not a loss, the identity of the second master, Yu villain is already high...... The kindness of the two masters is understood, this matter is ...... It's the villain's own pleasure, and he has nothing to do with others. “

There are thousands of kinds of people in the world, there are frank and unscrupulous gentlemen, and there are real villains, gentlemen are high and low, but villains also have those who are not unscrupulous-

Seeing that the handsome man was very interesting, the two men glanced at each other, nodded, and then said:

"Well, you just have to make up your mind. As for...... You can rest assured, a prosperous and wealthy future will always be indispensable to you. “

The handsome man was actually blessed, and said with a smile:

"Thank you, second master."

After sending someone out, he closed the door, turned around and walked slowly to the bed, looked down carefully for a while, the shadow of his figure on the wall suddenly moved, and then his clothes slipped off, the lights and candles went out, and the night was quiet.

After a night, the sky is white, and the garden is lively all night, and it is a quiet time.

And, in the back hall, the second master woke up slowly, only to feel sore, opened his eyes and looked at the top of the bed dizzily, only to feel strange tight, after a trance in his mind, Qingming gradually rose, the second master was stunned, a little light and shadow in his mind, a ball of soft meat around him pasted over, and he couldn't help but stiffen his body, and his sleepiness disappeared.

Slowly turning his head, a delicate and hazy face came into view.

The eyelashes trembled, the person next to the pillow gently hooked up a smile, the body became tighter and tighter, and the voice lingered in the heart,

"――Second Master~~――"

At the same moment, there was a shocking sound at the gate of the theater garden, and there was a noise outside.

The porter rubbed his sleepy eyes, closed his eyes and tied his clothes and belts indiscriminately, muttering as he walked,

"What time has it been? I just stopped for a while, and I didn't even get a good night's sleep......"

The bolt of the door was pulled open, and the door was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and the porter stumbled, hurriedly took a few steps back, and almost fell, drooping his face, and was about to cross his waist and scold.

But before it was enough, a woman's scream came in her ears,

“…… , I said why I didn't see a figure all night, I hid here and broke the ground, and I didn't look at the dirty smell, there was no taboo, and now I want to take a look, Mrs. I want to take a look, there is a fox spirit hidden here A few years ago, the hook is not at home, and the thick skin of the Te is shameless......"

As he spoke, a group of people surrounded a woman who was in charge, and went inside, and went straight to the back hall during the action.

The porter was stunned for a moment, and suddenly patted his head, "Ouch, which aunt and grandmother, but ...... caused trouble?"

Looking outside, the porter turned and rushed in, but was nowhere to be seen.

But the woman and the others kicked open the door of the second room on the west side, and rushed in violently, and then they heard a scream, and cursed angrily.

"Ah-you murderer of a thousand knives, the old lady slashed you-bastard!"

The handsome man had already hidden to the side, kneeling on the ground, looking respectful and humble. The corner of his eye was slightly raised, and he saw that the second master who was smooth on the bed was dragged to the ground by the woman with one leg, dodging left and right, but it was difficult to escape the woman's fists and feet, but in a moment, the sound of wailing and screaming resounded in the sky.

"Hey, ouch - dead mother-in-law, dare to do something with you, divorce you!"

"Hugh - hey, ouch, don't fight, don't fight,, master, master...... The face, the face...... It's all for you, you're embarrassed - stop fighting, don't fight......"

The woman's chest rose and fell, and her eyes were full of hideousness, "You still dare to hide?" ”

As he spoke, he suddenly raised his right foot and kicked it towards the man.

"Ahh ――”

"Haha, hahaha...... I'm laughing to death, what's the matter, it's really emasculating......"

Shen Rubi shrunk her neck, avoiding Uncle Bao's eyes, and hurriedly put away the excited smile on her face, with a quail's kind appearance.

Belle rolled her eyes at her eldest niece, who was not righteous at all, snorted angrily, and began to blow with her mouth puffed out, which sounded exactly like the sound of a fart.

Bao'er's face was green, the girl was so capable, she had to withdraw her hand, shook off the squirted saliva, gritted her teeth, and her cheeks trembled slightly,

"Shut up, you dare to say anything, and you don't want to be famous."

Emasculated?!

Ouch, saying this to the man, Rao is Bao'er has always been calm, and her joy and anger are invisible, and she can't help twitching the corners of her eyes.

Such a magic star, overlord, or his sister-in-law, dear!

Life is so difficult, what should I do if I am tired!

Belle wiped her mouth with her sleeve, there was too much saliva, and it sprayed back on her face, what a loss,

"What's wrong? Aren't they all my own? Besides, my uncle's wife is really good, that ...... If you dare to do it, I will admire it tightly, and then say that she stepped on it...... Tsk, there is no one in the capital who doesn't know her, look, what kind of man is not a man, this is the real man! It really makes me,! ”

Look, look, there are several children, and the concubines are out, seeing that the old men are useless, they just step on it neatly...... I wonder if it can be used?

Bao'er let out a long sigh, too lazy to think about his sister-in-law's lewd expression, her mind was thinking about something unavoidable, and she muffled out a dirty word for a while.

"God the fart!"

Then he threatened: "If you dare to come nonsense, I will send all the villain books you hid to Xiaopang, and they will all be your dowry." ”

The laughter stopped abruptly, and Belle sat down instantly, quietly and deferentially, and said softly:

"I was wrong, brother-don't do this, brother-spare this time, brother-can't be kind, brother-we are a mother's womb, brother-you say yes, brother-"

The corners of Bao'er's forehead were bruised, her lips were tightly pursed, and she was about to resist the nervous girl, her mouth didn't have time to open, and there was a rush of footsteps outside, and when she raised her eyes, her aunt Shen Sumei strode into the door, and she was furious, raised her eyebrows, and shouted:

"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, hurry up, copy the guy, and give my daughter a breath."

Belle's eyes lit up suddenly, she jumped up all of a sudden, pounced, and slammed Shen Sumei's neck, staring at people brightly.

"Auntie, what's wrong? What's wrong? Do you want to beat someone? Ouch, look for me, connoisseur, I'm me, you're welcome! ”

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Agarwood put down the account book and came out of the inner room, and when he heard this sentence, he was no longer angry.

"Don't be a monkey, come down quickly, look at your aunt, I can't breathe."

As he spoke, he patted his daughter's head, threw Belle aside, and turned his head to Shen Sumei, who was protecting her neck with a face of "the rest of her life":

"How old a person is, still making such a fuss, Belle has a big hand, you don't know, let's say, who provoked you - well, you said Xiang'er just now, but Xiang'er was wronged?"

Shen Sumei burst chestnuts at Belle, and then walked in while helping the agarwood, and said gloomily:

"Hey, don't mention it, isn't Xiang'er pregnant, she caused someone to collide, and something almost happened, and now that people are fine, it is the Bodhisattva who blesses her."

Agarwood was puzzled and couldn't help asking;

"What's the matter, listening to what you said, it's very worrying."

But no, when I knew, my heart skipped a beat. Shen Sumei patted her chest, unable to hide her anger,

"My lord personally took Xiang'er back, saying that he would raise him alone in the future, and he wouldn't let others spoil him."

Agarwood listened even more puzzled.

Belle consciously moved an embroidery pier, sat in the corner of the room, and listened silently.

Bao'er clenched her hands and stood silently beside Belle, her face expressionless and her ears erect.

Shen Rubi knew the opportunity, and seeing that there was something serious, she said goodbye and went back to her own room.

Shen Sumei took a sip of tea, flicked her sleeves, looked slightly soothing, and said eloquently,

"I've never seen anything like this again, my grandson did something unseemly, and asked someone to hold the handle, but he wanted his grandson to pay for it, and he was really confused."

Agarwood raised her eyebrows slightly, and then slowly fell.

Listening to Shen Sumei's cool voice, word by word, he said tightly:

“…… The old lady of the Fang family only has one daughter, married to the Feng family, and has only had a son for many years, love is like a treasure, the old lady Fang loves the house and Wu, she is very pampered, and her grandson is almost inseparable, only that kid is a serious person, and he always has to make some trouble all day long, no, he smashed a businessman's stall with a fox friend and a dog friend, and the victim's family was lame, the businessman had a sister, but it was a fierce one, and after inquiring about it, it was a white silk to be hanged at the door of Aunt Fang's grandmother's house, so that someone could save it, but it was not arranged, The girl said that she didn't leave anything, she said all the good things, and it didn't use to scare, just one sentence - it was that the brother and sister in the family depended on each other, and the elder brother caused someone to harm her body, and she could no longer support her, and whoever beat her brother would have to marry her, and then raise her brother-in-law, so it was over......"

Agarwood said lightly: "The young master of Aunt Fang's grandmother's family should not be married, since this is the case, he simply married." "It's just a family affair.

"If only it were so."

Shen Sumei sighed, with a disgusting face, and said:

"Sister-in-law doesn't know, that girl is a soft and hard person who doesn't eat, and she can give up her life if she is in a hurry, such a character, no matter how difficult it is, Aunt Fang's grandmother's family is not willing to take on a name that harms people's lives, so she has to stalemate. Aunt Fang can't, it's still that one - go back to her mother's house to find her mother, Mrs. Fang cried and complained in front of her, but she can't ask her son to marry an ordinary girl aggrieved, what the hell did she say, I don't know, but in the end, I don't know how to get through the girl, saying that the name can be noted, just the same, she doesn't want to beat people, but she has to ask the Fang family to give her a child, followed by her surname, and if she can't enter the house, it doesn't matter, this experience is even. ”

At this point, there was something Agarwood didn't understand, and at the moment he hooked a faint sarcastic smile, and said lightly:

"Yes, the eldest son and grandson, the status is valuable, the relationship between the heirs is important, you can't be left outside, look left and right, ask the younger one to borrow a seed, and work together." ”

Shen Sumei was very disgusted when she thought about it, "I don't know which tendon is wrong, such nonsense can be said, Mrs. Fang really pulled Xiang'er's family, and kept calling him to pity his poor aunt and cousin, and save people." ”

Fart to save people! Disgusting people are pretty much the same.

Agarwood praised sincerely,

"Your in-laws and grandmothers are really good means."

Obviously, his son got into trouble and asked someone to come to the door, but he could still say two things and push it to his nephew, tsk, with such a mind, why don't you want to raise your children well!

Shen Sumei pursed her lips and agreed, "That's it." There is even more annoying, Aunt Fang's grandmother is not cheeky, guess what, she went straight to Xiang'er, holding Xiang'er's hand and crying, but in and out of the words, she said that if she didn't help her relatives, it was not benevolent, and she didn't say anything about not following the Fang family's family rules, telling Xiang'er to be generous, and the people outside the left and right didn't fight with her son for family property...... Listen, is this what a man says? ”

Agarwood squinted and asked, "How is Xiang'er's body?"

Shen Sumei sighed, "Alas, I was bleeding when I moved, but fortunately, the fetus was saved, but my master said that if the Fang family doesn't give an explanation, this in-law doesn't want it." ”

Agarwood nodded slowly and said with a smile: "As a father, it should be like this." ”