198 Extra: Gu Xiaojin (4)
In the cognition of the production team, the run-in period of the new season of family members does not have the explosive point of brushing the ratings, so the time span of the third episode of the eighth season of 2 is a bit large, and it is directly a month of jumping, and the family members who appear in front of the audience after a week seem more harmonious with each other.
At the beginning, the restraint of the seniors in the circle was slightly restrained, and at least the chatting and jokes with each other were a lot more open. The dragon that once occupied a tenth of the broadcast time bent over and nodded, shook hands, and introduced, and a dragon finally disappeared completely.
And the interaction between the artists is cute, pink, and the show has only been on the air for less than 20 minutes, and all kinds of new CPs are endless, Song Bin vsgu, Cha Zhengtai vs-mei, guvs-mei, and even Guvs Park Pearl has also appeared, and as a trendy male model, lay, has directly taken turns with all female artists except Park Pearl.
However, among so many groups of CPs, the one with the highest support rate is actually Song Bin vsgu who loves you and wants to bully you, and Guvs-Mei of the Love and Kill series.
The arguments between the CP parties are always endless, so put aside the official noisy forum for the first time, and the camera returns to roommate 2 on the air.
According to the rules, each family member has to pay 100,000 won per month for living expenses, and the cost of group activities, daily meals, and daily necessities are directly deducted from here.
Previously, due to the conflict between their working hours, after a month of living together, the group realized that they never seemed to have tried to have a complete group activity as a family.
So under the coordination of the eldest brother Che Zhengtai, the busy people squeezed out this Saturday to participate in the collective shooting, and the program team was also interesting enough, after they decided on the date, it was revealed that the female singer Li Lili of the new group happened to be on the same day's birthday.
In the face of several people, "Do you dare to break the news in private!" The person is still standing here! Can you still make people prepare for a surprise! The staff in charge of the notification also forcibly and calmly exited the venue and silently threw the pot in place.
In desperation, everyone had to change their plans, and the original ordinary family dinner→ surprise birthday party→ lively food birthday party.
Roommates in the hall on the first floor.
"I stayed at home with Brother Zhengtai and Sister Pearl to decorate, and Lili and my sisters and brothers went to the supermarket to buy ingredients, and they bought whatever they liked, which was my birthday gift to you."
With a gentle smile, Mei stuffed her personal credit card into Li Lili's palm, and then pushed the person towards her harem group of two women and one man.
In the cheers and praises of the onlookers, she continued to cooperate with Che Zhengtai who was standing on the ladder with ribbon balloons, and perfectly demonstrated what it means to "just smile and not speak" and "stand quietly in the corner and be a beautiful girl".
The dignified and atmospheric performance of the national sister has won the praise of many viewers in front of the TV. As everyone knows, Li Lili, who is holding the credit card, is complaining frantically in her heart.
[Damn! It's so hot! [What hatred, what resentment! God treats me unfairly! Why do you have to have a birthday today? [It's miserable, what are you going to do this time? The food for 11 people, vegetables and meat, is definitely not cheap! [If I brush too much, will my predecessors give me small shoes to wear? ] 【it! Why don't you buy less meat? 【Stupid! Not everyone is like you, a person who drinks water and grows fat, and can only be a rabbit that gnaws vegetables! 】
[I'm going to die! I'm the only one who went out with the harem group! 【Will you be bitten to death by lay's brainless powder?】 [Why are Song Bin and Gu not here! ] It's good to have more people with me! At least it's not so embarrassing! 【Ahh It's going crazy! The whole person is not good! 【Baby is not open! 】
No matter how reluctant Li Lili was, she still forcibly and happily went out with the harem group. And the camera also followed this three-woman and one-man group, and it was also like this, following the black history of the two artists!
In just one hour, countless hot words appeared on the instant search.
#人-Wife#, #六块腹肌柔弱男#, #惊现女力士#, #原来你是这样的lay/Li Lili#, #拿什么拯救你! My poor idol image! #……
In order to reduce the funds as much as possible, Li Lili shopped around in front of the dazzling commodity prices in the supermarket, and broke out the accumulated 19 years of brain cells, which were used for oral arithmetic and quick calculation, and finally moved the previous math teachers.
The sister paper who focused on the price did not notice that the Mei harem group and the trailing PD had a painful smile on their faces, and the fans who watched and followed the photo were also amused by the goddess's down-to-earth and colorful expressions.
Thinking that this trip was over, she just walked out of the supermarket, and the cruel reality directly slapped her.
[Kouhu! You 190's Chinese paper! You can only walk 10 steps with a 20kg bag?! [What the are you kidding me!] The six-pack abs are real men and pure men! 【The parking lot is still far from the supermarket gate!】 】
Try to swallow the sentence that almost burst out, "Let go of that bag of rice, let me come", calm down! Impulsiveness is the devil! Impulsiveness is the devil! Impulsiveness is the devil! Li Lili, you are taking the lively and cheerful route! Any OOC will be drawn by the broker!
"Brother! Persistence is victory! Come on! ”
After the expression management was completed, Li Lili made a cute cheering gesture to lay. Elder brother! No kidding! It's all stairs! The two beautiful sisters are already sweating with two bags of vegetables, there are only four people on the scene, and if you can't move it as a man, who else can come!
Picking up a whole bag of white rice with difficulty, his waist had not yet straightened back, the weight of his arms still made Lay's face white, and the sweat on his temples was exaggerated. Tried to hold on for three seconds, not to mention straightening up, his waist was directly dragged more bent, and finally 190's body shook twice, a bag of white rice fell to the ground with a click, and the two female artists who had been watching hurriedly stepped forward to heal him with words.
[Heheda, I'll just smile and don't speak] [What is dancing at the door of the supermarket to change the male fans passing by to help carry rice, who will do such a shameful thing! ] 【Why drag the rice back to the car directly, aren't you afraid of rubbing the rice bag and scattering it all over the ground!】 【I don't want to remember this birthday in my lifetime】【Sister agent, I'm sorry for you qaq, president, I'm sorry for you qaq, grandma and father, I'm sorry for you qaq】
Watching the two beautiful sisters discussing such a foolish male fan, Li Lili took a deep breath, silently walked to the poor rice bag abandoned on the ground, bent over and grabbed the two corners with both hands, and in the eyes of the harem group looking at Superman, she pulled it up with a sigh, threw it on her shoulders and carried it to the parking lot.
PD is also a talent, and he made up a close-up of Li Lili's face, which was also intimate in the later stage.
After making a poignant BGM, don't forget to add a few floating maple leaves and two or three wind circles.
[Subtitle: I can't remember the petite and cute Li Lili anymore! ] 】
The trip to go out shopping ended so tragically, no matter how much the parties concerned were about this self-proclaimed black history, the audience in front of the TV was very buying, and the most direct reaction was the explosion of ratings, and the number of fans of the two soared!
After 15 minutes of driving, the four of them finally managed to go home, in order to save their faces, Li Lili and Lay were very self-deceptive and exchanged the ingredients they were responsible for, and forcibly opened the door of their house happily, however, when they entered the hall, they were directly frightened by the express packages piled up in front of them.
It's only been more than an hour, and the family went to rob the express transfer station!
"I'm going to go! What the hell is this! ”
If she didn't pay attention, Li Lili exposed her female paper attributes again, but unfortunately, neither the artists nor the staff were in the mood to pay attention to it at the scene. Only one onlooker subtitle silently annotated.
[Subtitle: Congratulations to the Circle Brigade for adding four new people!] Guess who sent it? 】
"This is a housewarming gift sent by Gu's father, I just called Gu, and he said to go to the vegetable market with Song Bin to buy something and come back. Let's move the ingredients to the kitchen first. ”
Stepping over the package that occupied the entire living room with difficulty, Park Pearl took the initiative to take the rice bag, which can be regarded as saving the lay who was tossed and turned white. Li Lili nodded, silently took out the invoice and credit card from her pocket, and then found Mei who was standing in the corner of the camera, her face was as black as honeycomb coal, and handed it over silently.
It seems that the bad relationship between the seniors and Gu is really not false, since the roommate filming, this is the first time Li Lili has seen Mei's clear black face. As a conscious newcomer, Li Lili said that she would not intervene between these two people!
"Brother Zhengtai! Can I borrow a large refrigerator from the program team? Our fridge was stuffed! ”
Li Dajin, who was carrying the ingredients with everyone, stuck his head out of the open refrigerator and shouted to Cha Zhengtai in the living room through the kitchen.
“ok!”
After receiving a positive reply from the program team, a group of people began to transport the packages that needed to be refrigerated one by one to the refrigerator for storage.
I don't know if the courier company is not careful, or the original packaging is like this, anyway, the transparent sealed packaging completely loses the function of shielding. The wrapped gift is clearly displayed in front of the camera.
"Daihatsu! Elder brother! Haven't you ever studied in Japan? Can you read the words on it? ”
One of the female artists handed the package to Li Dajin at the transportation terminal, who took and turned the transparent sealed package and said.
"It's a must-have breakfast for the Japanese New Year, and it's also a common New Year's gift, glutinous rice balls and satsuma oranges."
The family members and staff who listened attentively to Li Dajin's introduction nodded knowingly, and then watched him neatly stuff the package into the refrigerator, and then turned around and took another package handed over by Lay.
[Subtitle: Welcome to Li Dajin's classroom!] 】
"This is also a famous Japanese product, Hachiya persimmons, ripe Yaguri persimmons have a very sticky taste, with a little sweetness, and they are very soft, so soft that you have to dig them with a spoon to eat, and the taste is a bit like apricots. This is a dried persimmon cake that tastes a little astringent, and if you can't stand it, soak it in shochu to remove the astringency. ”
"Oh!"
"This is a very famous Shizuoka melon, which uses high-tech control of temperature and humidity in the greenhouse, and then only three melons grow at a time, and when it grows to the size of a fist, it will pick the remaining two and keep only one to cultivate with all its might, so the price is particularly expensive, and it is a high-end product for Japanese gifts."
After listening to Li Dajin's introduction, many people silently moved their eyes to the Shizuoka melon, which is said to be very high-grade, which is placed in the same place as the vegetable market, and the quick hands have silently taken out their mobile phones to check the unit price.
With the continuation of the Japanese Tong Li Daikin course, everyone was fortunate to see what Japanese yuzu, Akita chicken, Kobe beef, the same more advanced ingredients, the unit price on the mobile phone swiped out one by one to challenge their nerves.
Seeing the packages stacked in the living room, the ones that need to be thrown into the refrigerator are almost finished, and the rest are gifts that can be placed in the room temperature, completely abandoning the idol burden, Li Lili turned into the main force of handling, broke her palms, and prepared to drag a big white guy who occupied the largest area of the living room into the kitchen.
As soon as she got closer, the still transparent packaging made her eat a whale!
"Oh my god!"
Attracted by Li Lili's completely real exclamation, everyone invariably put down the things in their hands and quickly gathered towards her.
“ohgod!”
"What is this?"
"It's too exaggerated, why haven't you noticed it before!"
When PD struggled to squeeze into the crowd, he and the camera were shown a frozen fat fish lying quietly on his side in an incubator.
"This guy is about my size, no, he's probably heavier than me! Brother, is this tuna? ”
If you don't agree with each other, you will be blackened, and this seems to have become Park Pearl's exclusive skill. Cha Jung-tae, who was standing beside her, couldn't help but smile.
"The color and physique are very good, the water has not been out for a long time, it is a high-grade tuna, no matter how you look at it, it is more than 200 kilograms, and you can't buy it without more than a billion won."
As soon as the eldest brother's words fell, not only the other artists were confused, but the staff were also confused, and even the audience was confused.
Just when everyone was being entrenched by his father, Gu who had "someone else's daddy" finally dragged Song Bin, who was temporarily pulled by the strong man, appeared.
With the return of the two, the living room that had been emptied for most of it was filled with the ingredients they brought back, Li Lili sensitively found that Mei, who was standing opposite her with her back to the camera, had a darker face, and she silently took a large number of ingredients bought back.
Damn, several times more than the one she just bought! And it's all high-end brands!
Aiming at the tuna lying in place and said to be worth more than a billion won, Li Lili secretly rubbed and moved back, one has a backstage, the other is popular, I can't afford to provoke it, I can't hide!
The choppy scene is too much for the audience to experience through the TV set, and their attention is drawn by the subtitles.
[Director: Taking advantage of this opportunity, do you want to call your father back who is far away? 】
said hello to the family members gathered in the living room, and after putting down the things in their hands, they met the request made by the program team.
Turning his head sideways, Gu lifted the long hair that slipped in front of him and wrapped it around his back, the whole action was natural and elegant, and many fans who had changed their opinion of him rippled one after another.
"Okay. It just so hasn't been a call to Daddy in a while. ”
I was happy to see that the director's proposal was immediately approved, and Gu briskly touched out the low-key and atmospheric mobile phone, dialed the phone directly and turned on the speakerphone, and in an instant, an exaggerated rock 'n' roll sounded very clearly, and most of the family members were dazzled, obviously recognizing the song.
"This is the song sung by Senior Yin, right?"
Li Dajin came up.
"Well, Daddy is a big fan of the law of the jungle, and he's been using this theme song for more than ten years."
didn't wait for gu to say anything, the phone was connected, and a demonic magnetic voice directly teased everyone's spring heart through the speaker, thanks to gu's high-quality mobile phone and the expensive radio equipment of the program team, even through the sound of the TV, the audience still couldn't resist this wave of attacks.
Not good! Ear pregnant! 🔥 Female audience
Not good! Baby bends! byMale audience
"Looks like you've received a housewarming package, dear little son."
The strength of the flirtatious British accent, the low laughter of Su out of the sky, listening to the various heartbeats that suddenly sounded in his ears, Gu Xiaojin also covered his face helplessly, this old man in his thirties, he has only seen him for a few months, and his skills are profound! has been together for 20 years, and he has not bled or died until now, and his father is also very popular.
"Got it, I love you daddy, you're in Japan with your daddy?"
That's enough! Isn't it just a family sentence I love you! What about the warning-like "cough" on the other side?
"Well, the store manager said there was a new arrival, you know, your dad is a gun fan."
"Daddy, are you at sea? The wind is so loud. ”
"Yes, when you fish in the sea, freshly caught fish is made into sashimi on the spot, and the taste is completely different."
Glancing at the absolutely eye-catching large tuna, Gu Xiaojin couldn't help but feel a little rippling in his heart, although his father had a bad personality and a bad heart, he was really good to him!
"Great, did you catch the tuna you sent over?"
Unlike the gentle Gu, who accepted the gift from his father, Gu Xiaojin was obviously happy, and his tone rose a lot more than usual, and at this time everyone remembered that the big boy in front of him, who had endured a lot of malice in the circle, had just come of age this year.
"Thinking too much, silly boy, if I really caught it, I would have fed it to your father's stomach a long time ago, where is your share, that guy met a fishing boat at sea before and bid with someone."
The glass heart was shattered, he should have known that he and Gu Xiaotu were sent with phone bills, the first place in the hearts of the shameless husband and wife will always be each other, and the two brothers can only rank second and third, maybe they will be later!
twitching the corners of his mouth, Gu Xiaojin silently changed the topic.
"Daddy, my roommates would like to thank you for the housewarming package."
So, everyone was very excited to make an introduction to the other end of the phone, and then said in unison that they would enjoy it, thank you very much.
After the greeting, Gu Xiaojin obviously wanted to say something to his father, but another thick and hoarse male voice suddenly came from the other end of the phone.
"What about the two-person world?"
"Don't be jealous, it's our youngest son."
"It's not enough to see each other day and night for more than ten years?"
"Okay, okay, one more ......"
There was an obvious Trojan horse, and Gu, who was still holding a public mobile phone in front of the camera, covered his face in embarrassment.
"I'm going to continue the world with your father, and I'm going to find Barnett for something, so that's it, bye-bye. Toot-"
The artists, who had basically no problem listening and reading English, finally couldn't help but laugh out loud after the phone was hung up.
"Xiaojin, it's not easy for you, hahaha, your daddy is so cute!"
Pu Zhuzhu, who is most familiar with Gu, came up to comfort the fragile little liver who was slapped by family affection for the first time, and the effect would be better if the smile on her face was not so obvious.
It is estimated that for the effect of the show, other family members also followed and hugged one by one.
With a smile on his face, Gu put his phone away.
"It's okay, I'm used to it, the relationship between Daddy and Dad has always been very sticky, although they always dislike me and my brother, but they are actually very good to us, my brother went to join the army, I came to South Korea to be an artist, and the dads didn't stop it at all, just said, behind our back, they have been there."
The sensual time caused by the national fathers only lasted for a few minutes, and as a member of the foodies, Gu Xiaojin couldn't wait to prepare a big meal.
In order to ensure the taste, even if there is a freezer, the tuna is still not suitable for too long, so at the suggestion of Gu, the first part of the birthday party is to enjoy the delicious tuna belly sashimi!
Whether it is a professional and handsome fish dismantling link, or later controlling the entire kitchen, quickly consuming all kinds of high-end ingredients, and providing the perfect star food for the family.
Gentlemanly demeanor, the atmosphere is frank and volatile to the fullest, plus there is a first-class Gu blowing Park Pearl in the whole process to explain and praise, not to mention the female artist who has thoughts about Gu from the beginning, even Mei who has a great hatred with him can't control his throbbing heart, and he can't help but dye a trace of pink when he looks at the face that is more delicate than a woman.
Good looks, good cooking skills, gentle personality, and most importantly, the family is super rich, just a walking capitalized golden beetle son-in-law!
Next, the audience who was still crouching in front of the TV received the cosmic malice from the roommate's production team, and played the beauty of the gu cooking for 5 minutes, followed by 20 minutes of roommates happily enjoying the exquisite dishes that filled the entire table.
The bereaved PD also made a close-up of each dish! Although Gu took the initiative to share the food with the staff after the show, this did not prevent them from teasing the audience's mood at all!
Staggered, fragrant, chatting and laughing, a late-night food show! Chiguoguo's newspaper!
However, the malice of the program team is beyond the imagination of the audience, and the feature film ends at the moment when everyone decides to go to the living room on the second floor to talk and play games! And the trailer made the audience even more confused.
In the corridor on the second floor, Gu stopped Li Lili, who was about to go downstairs, and the face with its own beautifying effect burst into a gentle smile. The originally good-sounding sound seems to be rendered by alcohol, with an inexplicable sense of intoxication.
"Lily, are you free tomorrow?"
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[Ahhh!!h Let go of that gu! Let me!!! 】
【No, no, no! This is not true! The male god sent a date invitation to Li Lili, and Qaq was heartbroken! 】
[Calm, it is estimated that it was arranged by the program team, and they are all new artists. ] 】
[I'm just curious about what the Gu family does, and what kind of family can eat billions of won at a meal! ] 】
[It's useless to be curious, unless people are willing to make it public, otherwise you can't dig it out, by the way, Gu Hei is careful, people have a big background, be careful not to get people but kill yourself.] 】
[In other words, Gu is a newcomer, there are few shots, and I understand the truth, but I still don't accept it! ] Kneel and beg for more air! Can't get enough of it!! An episode is only a few minutes qaq]
[Those 5 minutes of close-up are enough for me to lick for a year!] 】
[It's not to blame the program team, as a former gu Hei said, gu usually has a very tight schedule. 】
[Don't donkey me upstairs!] What kind of itinerary can gu have, isn't it just that he has been boycotted by you to have a lot of activities of the seed group, and he doesn't have to attend! 】
[Ahem, I admit that it was all prejudice at the beginning, but now I have changed my mind! I'm a gu true love fan, a brain dead fan! Back to the topic, although he didn't participate in the seed group activities, don't forget, gu is the artist with the highest endorsement income of the year! In addition to endorsement activities, he has classes every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday during the day, what it is, I don't know, it's the building mentioned by Park Pearl in the last episode, the security there is too strict, and I haven't succeeded in entering. 】
【That's right!】 And the day before the day off, GU always sweeps the supermarket, and then starts to live at home, even if he goes out, he drives in and out of some high-end communities or restaurants and clubs, and he is really the most difficult artist to follow! I remembered the feeling of wanting to drag him to the sack but couldn't start! In other words, as a face control, why did I become blind and black? It's weird. 】
[, I can't remember how he hacked! 】
[It seems that YG only released the information of gu.,But the next day the black material was overwhelming.,So it went black naturally, right?] To tell the truth, I was torn up like this at the time, and gu didn't come out to slap my face with strength, and later it was revealed that I was stalking me. To tell the truth, as a woman, she is actually very jealous of his face, and she has no impulse to be a nymphomaniac like chasing other male gods; As a man, I probably hate him even more, Mei is too popular in the male fan circle. 】
The topic of retrospective was quickly carried away by a sudden wave of people.
[The vinegar of the ghost master is still as world-class as ever, even his own son's vinegar is eaten, and his heart aches for his little nephew! 】
[Mr. has made a trench out of height again, 20 million soft girl coins to buy a fish, laughing! ] 】
[Cover your nosebleed and kneel on the keyboard, wife, listen to my explanation! ] I didn't bend! No bends! No bends! Nosebleeds or something when I hear laughter, it's a conditioned reflex!!! 】
[Caressing the gentleman upstairs, it's nonsense to say that a million times without bending, give you a conscience suggestion, pick up your daughter-in-law and throw it to bed, bend it or not, you can see it at once. ] 】
[The lady sauce upstairs, it's in someone else's territory, don't think that people can't understand English, save some face for Mr. and little nephew, by the way, conscience suggests liking! ] 】
[Poor little nephew, don't cry! Stand up and! When you tour to New Zealand, I will personally take you out to sea to catch lobsters and abalone! The salmon from Mount Cook will be bought as much as you want! 】
[Poor little nephew, don't cry! Stand up and! When you tour to Australia, I'll take you to sea too! Lobster, sea crab and oysters! 】
[Poor little nephew, don't cry! Stand up and! When you tour to Mexico, my sister doesn't have a yacht, but she has a plane! Take you to the Swallow Cave Jump! 】
[Poor little nephew, don't cry! Stand up and! When you tour to Zaire, my brother doesn't have a yacht or a plane, but he has a diamond field! A whole bunch of rough stones for you to smash and play with! 】
[Surprise the mysterious gentlemen and ladies local tyrant group! ] Group photo!! 】
All of a sudden, the poor little nephew became popular on major social networking sites, triggering a new round of frenzy of showing off his wealth. 166 Reading Network