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At 8:40 p.m., the little fat man and Junko who had finished their homework came to the sofa with Coke, potato chips and popcorn, eating and drinking while holding the remote control to adjust the table.

At 8:45 a.m., there was a knock at the entrance, Mrs. Rie opened the door to greet the guests, and Etsuko Fujimoto and Katsura Ishikawa came to visit with fresh fruit.

At 8:50 a.m., Mrs. Fujimoto, who had washed the fruit and carried senbei and biscuits and shredded squid, appeared in the living room and served everyone a small snack she had prepared for a long time.

At 8:55 a.m., Dr. Fujimoto, who had never cared much about TV shows, walked in from outside with a few cans of filled beer, put them on the coffee table, and found their place on the couch while the other pets in the house began to gather in the living room.

Black Feather took the wren brother of the Fukuda family and landed on the bird shelf not far from the sofa, and in the trough of the bird shelf, Junko had already added sunflower seeds and mineral water in advance.

After Ah Zhong circled around the sofa and coffee table a few times, he directly put his big head on Mrs. Fujimoto's thigh, and then squatted down and lay on the tail of the big golden retriever.

And the reason for everyone to get together is very simple, because today is the day when Xu Jie and Mo Shuo participated in the filming of the variety show reality show started.

Because I got very good material, this time the reality show did its best to do publicity.

For three whole days, as long as you pick the TV to that channel, or other channels related to that channel, you can see the promotional video of that episode.

The program team has put a lot of effort into this promotional video, and it can be seen at a glance whether you understand it or not.

Not only is the time nearly three times longer than the more than one minute of an ordinary program promo, but the choice of material is also an excerpt of the most attractive and conflicting images.

Barren mountains, rudimentary camping equipment, scarce food, attacks by mouses, and sudden downpours.

The elements that can make people feel worried and uneasy were all picked out by the program team and played in the trailer.

The excellent materials and careful cropping made the effect of this trailer so good that it exceeded everyone's expectations, and together with the unbroadcast program, it has become a hot search topic on the Internet.

All the guests who participated in this issue actually got acquainted with the masses of people through a trailer.

Although it is a bit incredible to become popular with a promotional film, the rapidly increasing popularity can't fool people, and the fact makes them all start to steal fun behind their backs.

Of course, two of them are unhappy, one is Miss Tachibana, who feels like she has lost her ladylike demeanor because she was scared by the screams of rats in the show.

And the other one is one of the two special guests, our lovely Great Sage Teacher.

Xu Jie is very dissatisfied with the trailer cut out by the program team for broadcast, because in all the scenes related to him, Xu Jie is either selling cuteness or buying stupidity.

Whenever he thought of this, Xu Jie slapped his paws angrily.

Meow, does the film crew have a grudge against the cat? There are so many skills in the cat club, why did you choose these two to broadcast in the trailer? Where are all my wise and clever gods?

Because of that trailer, Xu Jie has been depressed for several days.

This time, I found that the Fujimoto family actually got together to watch the show collectively, and it couldn't help but start making trouble, having begun to doubt the editing of the program team.

Taking advantage of everyone's inattention, Xu Jie jumped down from the sofa, took a few steps and leaped, and his paws were directly on the top of the TV.

Its paws were on the front of the TV, and its body and tail hung down naturally, and the whole cat hung on the TV, blocking the screen in half.

Seeing this, the little fat man who was drinking Coke asked: "Great Sage, why are you blocking the TV, the show is about to start, we can't see you like this." ”

Xu Jie, who was huffing, puffed out his cheeks and meowed a few times, which means that he won't let you see it.

On the exterior with Xu Jie, Yuezi, who was very familiar with its careful thinking, heard it and said: "Great Sage, it's useless for you to be in front of TV." There is not only one place in the living room at home with a TV, if you block this side, we will go to the bedroom to see, and we can come back again if you block the bedroom, I don't believe that you can block two places with a cat. ”

Hearing this, Xu Jie turned his head and showed his fangs to Yuezi twice.

Seeing this, Yuezi walked over, and said while gently scratching Xu Jie's itch with her fingers: "Big star, be more generous." Anyway, you never rely on IQ to eat, is there a difference between selling cute and stupid? As long as everyone likes it and the attention increases, the manufacturer will happily send the foundation's money to the small animal protection center. And if your show is going to be split into three episodes, it's useless for you to be this episode alone. ”

Xu Jie's mouth grew when he heard this, and his surprised apricot eyes almost turned into walnut eyes.

Meow, what do you say? If there is not enough one episode of such a cat-losing show, there will be three episodes?

Probably understanding Xu Jie's expression, Etsuko Fujimoto explained to it: "You have also watched this reality show, originally according to the different materials and location shooting time, an episode of the show will be divided into one or two episodes to play. But your issue is so good, everyone was reluctant to let go of that paragraph during the post-editing, and in the end, the length of three episodes was cut out. Later, they discussed it and felt that since it was cut out, it couldn't be wasted, so they simply used it, so you will have three episodes in this issue, are you happy? ”

Glad? What do cats rejoice in? Happy to have an extra episode so that everyone can see Meow's stupider appearance?

Thinking of Xu Jie, who didn't come up in one breath here, his claws didn't grasp steadily, and he slid down the screen from the TV.

Mo, who had been waiting at the bottom for a long time, caught Xu Jie steadily, put it back on the cat cushion on the sofa, and licked it little by little to appease its feelings.

The fried winged chick was noisily chirping and chirping under the sofa, and said to its little father: "Dad, I like the little dad on TV, now when I go out to bask in the sun, I can often hear Aunt Sparrow and uncles discussing you and Daddy Mo, and they say that Daddy Mo looks so handsome." ”

Listening to the words of his chicken son, Xu Jie silently cried in his heart: "Silly son, your Mo dad is naturally handsome if he is in charge of force, but I don't want to be stupid and cute at all." ”

No matter how Xu Jie is making trouble, the show will still start on time when the time comes.

After a familiar opening song, the show began with the guests taking a car to the base camp together.

Xu Jie's shot started from its white belly, when everyone was guessing who the two guests who refused to get out of the car were who the two 'big names' refused to get out of the car, the first thing everyone who opened the car door saw was Xu Jie's extremely enchanting sleeping posture.

Poof, Dr. Fujimoto, who had just taken a sip of beer, squirted out all the liquid in his mouth unexpectedly, and Mrs. Rie, who was beside him, was already laughing and couldn't straighten her waist.

Etsuko Fujimoto, who was lying in her boyfriend's arms with a smile, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with the back of her hand and said, "Although I have seen this scene in the base camp, I still want to laugh when I see it again." Ah, no, the more I watch, the more I want to be happy, what should I do if I can't help it? “

They were joined by the audience in front of their televisions, many of whose television screens had been attacked by their owner's continuous sprays of various liquids tonight.

After that, the big black cat rolled the iron pot, and the raccoon cat shook the pot, which made the audience laugh.

In the discussion area specially opened up by the program team on the Internet, laughter appeared in it.

First floor: Wowhahaha, no, I've never seen such a stupid cat, hahaha, is that really the Great Sage Teacher? It's hard to look at.

Second floor: Of course, the one upstairs is the Great Sage teacher, otherwise do you think that cat can sleep so enchantingly and so calmly?

Third floor: Hahaha, that's right, the cat that can sleep peacefully when half of its top-heavy body is suspended in the air is none other than our great sage.

Fourth floor: Poof, the two upstairs blame you, causing me to spray orange juice all over the screen. Woo woo~~ This is a new TV I bought last week, who will pay for my screen? The program team is talking about you, don't pretend not to hear it.

5th Floor: Loss Screen 1

Sixth floor: Lose screen 2, rest assured that my TV model is old, just calculate a depreciation and give half.

7th Floor: Me

8th Floor: Me too

Soon, a program group came out to compensate our TV set, and the post became popular in the discussion area.

But when the commercial returned, as the first night in the field fell, footage of the Ink Robbery crew began to air in the second third of the first episode.

With Mo's might, the discussion area also changed dramatically, and a number of posts praising Mo's strong combat effectiveness began to appear in the discussion area.

First floor: My mother asked me why I was kneeling to watch TV shows, and I replied that I really couldn't stand up as a human in front of the strength of the big black cat.

2nd Floor: I decided to sign up for a karate class this week, and I felt so ashamed that I couldn't beat a cat.

Third floor: Shouldn't the program group be really ashamed? Watching their arrogant appearance in other episodes, this time it's kicked to the iron plate, wahahaha.

Fourth floor: I really want a husband like Big Black Cat, so I resolutely went to rob the program team for the sake of my lover not to nibble on cat food, and I still didn't change my face in the face of so many people's siege, I was so handsome.

Fifth Floor: Isn't the idiom upstairs resolute and resolute used here?

6th Floor: Upstairs, are you a Mandarin teacher? Don't worry about that at this point, okay? We're going to focus on cats now.

Seventh floor: I'm her husband on the fourth floor, my dear, stop drooling on the TV, the child is awake and crying and waiting for you to feed. You're not a tanuki and I'm not the big black cat, and if you're a picky eater, I'll definitely not be able to beat a crew by myself, but after washing the child's diapers, I can go downstairs and buy you your favorite eel grill. The most important thing is that the big black cat definitely doesn't have I love you, so honey please look back at me who is rubbing diapers, okay?

Eighth floor: 233333, your husband on the fourth floor asked you to go home to breastfeed.

Ninth floor: Wow, your husband on the fourth floor is very good, I can see that you are living a very happy life, cherish it. Okay, I also want to say to my wife, dear, you're not a tanuki cat and I'm not the big black cat, if you're a picky eater, I won't be able to beat the whole crew, but I will cook a good meal, and I will definitely satisfy your picky appetite.

10th Floor: Hahaha, that's interesting, so I'll join in. Honey, you're not a tanuki, and I'm not the big black cat, if you're a picky eater, I'll definitely not be able to beat the whole crew. But as long as you call it, no matter how late it is, rain or wind, I will definitely bring your favorite food to wait for you downstairs in your dorm.

11th floor: Upstairs looks like it's in love, and it's not so romantic at our age. Wife, I'm not the tanuki cat, you're not the big black cat, just your sick body is estimated to be unable to beat the whole crew when I am a picky eater, I just hope you can be healthy and healthy, and then walk with you through our golden wedding and diamond wedding.

Twelfth floor: Wife, I'm not in good health, but my teeth are good, and when we eat, I can lend you my dentures, hahaha.

Thirteenth Floor: Uncle, aunt, why are you so embarrassed to make us young?

Fourteenth Floor: It looks like it's fun, so I'm going to join in

So one night later, the cat font that started with you are not the tanuki cat and I am not the big black cat became unprecedentedly popular on the Internet.