31. Chapter 31
Wu Da decided to find a place with beautiful mountains and rivers to bury Wu Er first, and when he washed his bones after three years, he would come back and take Wu Er's bones back to his hometown for a second burial.
When passing through a village, Wu Da stole a shovel and a mighty rooster from someone else's house.
The rooster with his feet tied was flapping his wings desperately in the carriage, making a final struggle for his life, and for a time the chickens and dogs flew in the carriage...... People jump, chicken feathers flying.
"Phew!" The little fat man spit out the chicken feathers in his mouth, and spit out several mouthfuls of saliva: "This chicken is really powerful, but when is this time Wuda is still in the mood to eat chicken." "Could it be that brotherhood is all pretended?
"If you don't learn, you can't do it." Qin Mao was disdainful, "This rooster is used to drive away evil spirits, and it will be used for funerals." ”
Xia Bilei added on the side, "Different places have different customs, and many places use roosters in funerals, for example, in some places in the north, roosters are placed on coffins, which means soul chickens, leading the dead to the underworld...... However, in some parts of the south, it is believed that the crowing of a rooster can wake up the souls of the living, so that they do not go with the dead to the grave. ”
The little fat man listened to it with relish, and it was not strange for Qin Mao to read a lot, but Sister Bi Lei actually had a very broad vision, and she seemed to be able to blow everything from all over the world, for example, the day before yesterday she actually said nonsense that tadpoles grow up to become frogs, and caterpillars grow up to become butterflies......
Xia Bilei glared at him: "What I say is the truth, never bragging!" "Obviously, what she said was common sense.
Qin Mao was thoughtful, he felt that what Xia Bilei said was the truth, and he would definitely test it if he had the conditions.
"Hmph, I'll definitely try it." The little fat man muttered, trying not to look outside the carriage, Ah Mao's poison was about to attack in the next two days, and the closer the time got to him, the more nervous and scared he became, but fortunately, Ah Mao and Sister Bilei talked to him and chatted, and he tried to pretend to be okay to deceive Wu Da.
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The digging of the grave or anything was done by Wu Da, probably because he wanted to do the last thing for his younger brother personally.
"Miscalculated." Qin Mao blamed himself, he didn't expect Wuda to actually tie up the three of them, and they were tied under his eyelids.
The little fat man's voice trembled a little, "Ah Mao, do we have to run away now?" What should I do if I am discovered by Wuhan University? ”
"If you don't escape now, it's too late, I estimated the time, and the poison of Wuda is about to attack." This poison is taboo to work hard, and Wuda is stealing chickens and burying dead people, I am afraid that it will attack soon. The poison is chronic, which also means that Wu Da has the strength to deal with the three weak chickens when he fights to the death.
"Don't move." Xia Bilei concentrated the electricity on the rope in her hand, "Otherwise, it will be bad for you." ”
Wu Qi panted and lifted the coffin into the tomb, Qin Mao's eyes flashed with a ghostly light, to be honest, Wu Da's body was really rare and strong, and the ordinary weak scholar was tossed by him and died early.
"Don't worry, Wuda's body is stronger than ordinary people, and it won't be poisoned so quickly." Qin Mao's calm voice calmed Xia Bilei's impetuous heart, and she was inevitably a little anxious when she saw the hope of escaping for the first time in such a long time.
"Sister Bilei, do your hands hurt a lot?" The little fat man was a little worried, after all, Xia Bilei's premise for using thunder and lightning was that she was electrocuted half to death first.
"No, there's very little power, and it's all concentrated on the rope, and it's just a little numb in your hands." Finally smelled the smell of the fire, Xia Bilei was so excited that she was about to cry, is she easy, she was already half dead by thunder and lightning already had a shadow in her heart, and now she has to use it.
"Alright, I'll help you untie the rope."
"Not good! Wuda found out. The little fat man exclaimed.
As soon as Wu Da buried his brother, his stomach began to hurt from the river to the sea, looking at Xia Bilei untying Qin Mao in the distance, how could he not understand, and now he covered his stomach and howled and picked up a knife to slash at the three ants in his eyes.
"Run!" Qin Mao dragged the little fat man to run away with Xia Bilei, seeing that Xia Bilei couldn't run because her body was not completely good, Qin Mao simply picked her up and gritted her teeth and rushed forward, since the poison had attacked, Wu Da's death was a matter of time, "Fatty, run!" ”
"Kill! You give ...... Lao Tzu to die! Wu Da gasped, his eyes were about to split, and his blood-red eyes frightened the little fat man's feet soft.
Among the three, Qin Mao has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, but he escaped and was injured before, and he only ate half a full body every day; Similarly, the little fat man who only eats half-full has only known how to eat, drink and have fun since he was a child, and he has raised a fat body, and he is the most sluggish; At present, Xia Bilei, who still has the smell of charcoal on her body, is not enough to fight a chicken. Fortunately, Qin Mao never gave up on her.
"Chubby!" Xia Bilei exclaimed.
Running on the little fat man at the end, Wu Da slashed at the little fat man who was slower than a zombie that a pea shooter could solve with the resentment of "you have to find a cushion to die".
"Damn it!" Qin Mao put down Xia Bilei, he had already said that the little fat man would die fat one day!
Qin Mao cursed and looked for something that could be used as a weapon, and finally found a big stone, he struggled to pick it up and rushed over.
The little fat man's eyes flashed with silver light, the knife slashed in front of his nose, almost cut off his nose, he was so frightened that his heart thumped and he couldn't get up from sitting on the ground, and when Wuda split it again, he could only roll on the ground, and his face and hands were rubbed by the stones and gravel on the ground.
Xia Bilei gritted her teeth, rushed up and hugged Wuda from behind, Pikachu, go on!
Xia Bilei listened to the sound of thunder and lightning and the sound of barbecue, and wanted to cry without tears, if she was still alive, would she be ugly in the sky and ugly in the universe?
"Bi Lei, get out of the way!"
Xia Bilei reflexively got out of the way, and Qin Mao smashed a stone.
A head full of blood and a white ...... It's brain, right?
White bean flower brown syrup?
Can I still eat bean curd in this life? This was Xia Bilei's last thought before she fainted.
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When Xia Bilei opened her eyes again, she saw a blue sky and two dusty cat faces. Seeing her wake up, the two flower cat faces showed a surprised smile.
"What's wrong with me?" Xia Bilei moved her somewhat numb body, "By the way, Wu Da ......"
The little fat man showed a happy and somewhat complicated smile, "Wu Da is dead, Ah Mao is really powerful." ”
"Where, Bi Lei has also helped a lot." Qin Mao slanted to the little fat man, "It's not like someone, a pig is a friend." ”
"I'm here to help, too." The little fat man was very unhappy, "The poison on the body and the horsewhip was all given by me." ”
"Don't quarrel with Ah Mao, fatty, ......" Xia Bilei shook her head, her head seemed to be a little itchy, not only her head, but also other parts of her body were a little itchy, she wanted to reach out and scratch but found that her hand was a little heavy and couldn't lift it, but fortunately, Qin Mao thoughtfully helped her up and sat down.
"I won't quarrel with him......" The little fat man showed a disgusting expression: "It's really Wuda's way of dying is too disgusting!" Woo, I don't want to eat gastrodia pig brain again in my life, I don't want to eat steamed deer brain, and I don't want to eat monkey brain soup......"
The corners of Xia Bilei's mouth twitched, how did you get involved with all kinds of brains, could it be that the form complemented the form?
"Fat and good, it's better not to eat all kinds of brains in the future, lest others find out the secret of your lack of IQ."
The little fat man was so angry that he shouted, "Sister Bilei, you are too bad, I just like to eat brain flowers, evil ...... I can't lift my brain, or I'll want to vomit again. ”
"It's useless." Qin Mao showed a disdainful smile, even if he faced the sea of corpses and blood, his face still did not change, he ate and drank when he should eat, and there was no psychological pressure.