Chapter 198: Journey to the West
"Baby Yuyuan, how can you say that uncle? Uncle is so handsome and handsome, how could he do such a thing, it must be Yuyuan's baby who has misunderstood! Shangguan was ignorant, two drops of cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and his careful thoughts were all seen by Yuyuan.
"Giggles!" Cheerful laughter came from inside the eggshell, and with her laughter, Shangguan and Ling'er glanced at each other, this girl was really the same as her mother, out of tune.
"Uncle stupid, I'm playing with you, look at you're nervous!" Xiao Yuyuan said mischievously, Xiao Yuyuan's heart is like a mirror, her mother often teaches her to bully her ignorant uncle more, and the more miserable he is, the happier her mother is.
With this careful thought, when I see my ignorant uncle this time, I must give full play to it so that my mother will be happy!
"How can I be nervous, it's my uncle's misunderstanding, yes, it's a misunderstanding!" Shangguan was ignorant and wiped a cold sweat, in the weather at the beginning of March, Shangguan ignorant always felt like a hot summer.
"That's it! Ignorant uncle, my mother said, let me learn how to be a person with you, uncle, you teach Yuyuan! Yu Yuan said coquettishly, and then the eggshell turned around twice on the bed.
Shangguan looked at the coquettish Yuyuan all over the bed with a smile on his face, and then said, "Okay, but your mother asked me to teach you how to behave, so what did she say about me?" ”
Yu Yuan no longer rolled, but stopped there, and said in a very serious voice: "My mother said this: 'You are ignorant of your uncle's old age, treacherous, sleek, black-bellied, and love to make bad, but it will not be annoying, if you learn these kung fu skills of his, then you will not be afraid of others bullying you in the future!'" 'Ignorant uncle, is what my mother said true?' ”
The corners of Shangguan's mouth twitched in ignorance, Ling'er and Xiaomeng hugged each other and laughed, Shangguan gritted his teeth and clenched his fists in ignorance, his temper seemed to explode!
"Yuyuan. Is that what your mother really said about me? Shangguan's ignorant words came out between his teeth, and when Yuyuan said a word, he was about to rush downstairs to interrupt the two of them to perform Zhou Gong's ceremony.
Yuyuan seemed to hear Shangguan's ignorance and anger, and said weakly: "Ignorant uncle, is it that Yuyuan said something wrong that made you angry!" Don't be angry, it's all Yuyuan's bad! Woohoo......"
After that, Yuyuan began to cry, the voice was really earth-shattering, I am afraid that the two of them downstairs can also hear her crying.
Shangguan panicked after a moment of ignorance, and then hugged the crying and trembling egg. Then coaxed: "Yuyuan is good, it's all uncle's fault, uncle shouldn't murder you!" Yuyuan didn't make her uncle angry, it's all my fault! Don't cry! Be careful that you are distressed and make your mother unhappy? ”
Hearing that the mother may be unhappy because she is crying. Yuyuan gradually stopped crying, but the eggshell was still twitching. Xiaomeng and Ling'er were also flustered when Yuyuan was crying just now, but fortunately, Shangguan was ignorant and coaxed this little ancestor well.
"Yuyuan, uh! Didn't it really you off? Belch! Yuyuan said with a sob, burping from time to time.
"Yes, Yuyuan is good. How can you make your uncle angry! Shangguan was ignorant and hurriedly followed her wishes, otherwise he would cry and make trouble, wouldn't he be even more unlucky?
Yu Yuan waited for a moment and continued: "That. Ignorant uncle, what I said just now is what my mother said, is it true? ”
Hearing Yuyuan's words, Ling'er and Xiaomeng couldn't hold back anymore and laughed without any image. Both of them are delicate people, and they now clearly understand what Yuyuan, the naughty ghost, wants to do!
Shangguan didn't understand why the two women were laughing so madly, but they were holding Yuyuan's trembling eggs. Can he not say it?
"Yuyuan. Your mother is right, and it's not all right, you just have to listen to it as a joke! Shangguan said ignorantly and depressedly. How majestic he used to be, in addition to suffering a loss in front of the violent woman of Ziyan, no one has ever dared to let him suffer this dumb loss!
Yu Yuan seemed to be unhappy when she heard his words, and said in a deep voice: "Does my uncle mean that my mother lied to me?" Woohoo......"
Shangguan shook the phoenix egg in his hand in ignorance, who could tell him why Yuyuan was so abnormal today! Just know to cry!
“ok! Yuyuan, your mother didn't lie to you, I am indeed old, treacherous, sleek, black-bellied, and love is bad! Your mother is not wrong at all! "Shangguan was ignorant, so he stubbornly buttoned these words that had nothing to do with him on his head, and it felt so painful to be black-hatted!
"Ignorant uncle is so good!" Yuyuan stopped crying in an instant, stopped making trouble, and the eggs didn't tremble, and there was a little smile and naughtiness when she said this.
Shangguan was ignorant, even if he was nervous, he knew that he had been tricked by a child, so he left and put Yuyuan on the bed with a bitter face, covered his face and ran away in tears!
"Aunt Ling'er!" Yuyuan was afraid that Ling'er would also leave, so she hurriedly shouted.
Ling'er was just about to comfort Shangguan for ignorance, but unfortunately Yuyuan's little ancestor opened his mouth, could she not? No, it stopped abruptly. "Hey! Yuyuan, Auntie is here! ”
"Aunt Ling'er, I'm full of sleep, I want to listen to the story, will Auntie give Yuyuan a good will?" Yuyuan said coquettishly, for Ling'er's evaluation, Ziyan once said to Yuyuan: As long as you are coquettish with her, she can help you do big things.
Yuyuan firmly remembered Ziyan's teachings, and was convinced to apply the evaluation to reality.
"Yuyuan wants to listen to the story? Okay, then Auntie will tell you about "Online Games: Journey to the West" today, okay? Ling'er took out a copy of "Online Games: Journey to the West" from the bookshelf, and then asked Yuyuan.
"Good! Auntie, why is it called Journey to the West? Yuyuan asked curiously.
"I've seen this story, it's a guy who can't cook enters an online game, chooses a character from Journey to the West, and then uses monsters to make delicious food in the game!" Ling'er recalled this book a little, this is a fluffy masterpiece, she was really fascinated when she saw this book, but she didn't expect to see this book here.
Ling'er opened the page of the book and told Yuyuan little by little. But when Ling'er talked about the fifth chapter, a big bird appeared, and that big bird was - Phoenix!
The description in the book is very violent, that is, the wild nature of the monkey in Journey to the West has not faded, and he caught a very low-level phoenix and flayed it alive!
When Ling'er unconsciously read this paragraph, Yuyuan cried in the eggshell.
Ling'er listened to her ears and heard Yuyuan say in the egg: "If you eat a phoenix, you will be punished by God, and you will become a pig!" ”
Hearing Yuyuan's words, Ling'er smiled, she just wanted to read this sentence, but she didn't expect it to be said by Yuyuan! It's amazing!
"Yuyuan, Yuyuan!" Ling'er shouted at Yu Yuan several times, but Yu Yuan didn't respond at all, and only said those words before and after.
Ling'er suddenly remembered and exclaimed, "Oh my mom! How did I forget that Yuyuan is a phoenix! It's all fluff to blame! ”
After saying that, he threw aside "Online Games: Journey to the West", and Ling'er hurriedly comforted: "Yuyuan, you heard from your aunt, all the stories you heard just now are all fake!" Nobody eats the phoenix, no, ah! ”
Ling'er wiped a handful of sweat and said good things for a long time before coaxing this little ancestor to be fine. It's good to see what to eat all over the Journey to the West, look, let's get into trouble!
"Aunt Ling'er, Yuyuan will never like monkeys again in the future!" Yu Yuan said angrily, hearing her words, it made Ling'er laugh.
It's just a story, and it's a sin to scare the little phoenix like this!
I really don't know if the monkeys in Phoenix Valley will be unlucky in the future......
Shangguan was ignorant and came back after all, no matter how ashamed she was, Yuyuan was still just a child, if she was worried about her, wouldn't it seem that she was too stingy!
"Yuyuan, your parents are up, let me take you down and then go to grandma's house!" Shangguan was ignorant, as if he had forgotten what had just happened, and picked up Yuyuan and said.
"Let's go to grandma's house!" Xiao Yuyuan also seemed to have forgotten what had just happened, and left the damn monkey behind in an instant.
Shangguan Lengyi and Ziyan sat in the living room with red faces, drinking the warm juice prepared by Xiaomeng as if they were nothing.
Just now, just now, Shangguan knocked vigorously at the door in ignorance, no matter how much Xiaomeng persuaded him, it was useless. The two of them washed up and got up, and then sat on the sofa with a depressed face.
Shangguan was ignorant and yelled at the two people with extremely bad faces: "Sister-in-law, how do you teach your children, you have taught them crookedly!" What do you mean that I am an old-fashioned, treacherous, sleek, black-bellied, and bad person! ”
Shangguan kept wandering around in front of the two of them in ignorance, obviously angry.
Ziyan said disapprerovingly: "You know better than anyone else what kind of person you are." These words are all compliments to me, praise you! ”
Shangguan Leng Yi coughed dryly, Ziyan's fallacy has always been strong, I really don't know if I am ignorant today and want to find trouble with Ziyan.
Shangguan was ignorant, and snorted coldly: "Forget it, I don't care about you!" Look at what time it is, Mom asked me to pick you up, and you all went to the afternoon! ”
This is what just happened, in fact, it is very simple, that is, Shangguan is ignorant and deflated again. His memory is not good, how many times has he been planted in Ziyan's hands, but now it's good, he can't even fight her daughter. It seems that he has no drama in his life.
hugged Yuyuan, and then said to the two people on the sofa: "Let's go, my mother has called several times, and if you don't go, you won't have anything to eat!" ”
A group of four people plus Yuyuan sat in a car with an egg, and drove quickly to Shangguan's ignorant house.
Yuyuan writhed in Ziyan's arms, and said coquettishly: "Mother, just upstairs, my ignorant uncle bullied me!" ”
Chirping...... The sound of brakes sounded, fortunately there were not many people and cars on this path, otherwise a traffic accident would have been caused by a word from an egg!